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oh how i’ve missed my baby, he’s so perfect🥺🥺
#karl jacobs#dream smp karl#i wanna give him the whole world#i want to give him a big smooch#i’m crying
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finally got around to watching top gun: maverick and all I have to say is that I’m so in love with Bob
#HOW DID YALL NOT TELL ME AB HIM#MY WHOLE FEED WAS FULL OF ROOSTER FOR LIKE A MONTH#AND SOME HANGMAN TOO#BUT NO BOB????#THATS FUCKING CRIMINAL#HES THE BEST#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#I WANNA GIVE HIM THE WHOLE WORLD#NEED HIM IN MY LIFE FR#bob floyd#top gun maverick#lewis pullman#sara:speaks
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Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him
#cassie rambles#like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him#bendy and the ink machine#like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman#of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious#have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders#if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him#meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly.#sammy lawrence#meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular#I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG#DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM”#COME ON PEOPLE#it's five am#btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun#i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized)#(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole)#(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)
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imagining cuddling with Mithrun rn...
i just want to hold him and kiss his cute lil face uGH mithrun my sweetie pie i just wanna keep him warm and help him sleep
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Sakura gets a second point for being the first to complete the tree climbing at being better at chakra control, but at the same time it just feels like she was made good at it so no extra training segment time would have to be put into her getting good at it and it can be all about Sauce and Nart. Idk that feels too pessimistic but also could totally be true.
#she takes on a very 'obsever' role. like kashi is the teacher watching over them. but sock is the watching and commenting from the same#perspective of nart and sauce and also the viewer unlike kashi. cuz he provides a lot of exposition and whatnot in his inner monolgues#and its like. of course the girl is just the observer who watches alongside us as the two main boys grow and develop#AND I DONT WANNA FUCKIN BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THIS BUT GOD ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!#but her whole character so far is 'i hate the class clown. im book smart. i diet and im in love'#and the way i see it is. 12yo girl TRYING to fit into the femininity she sees in the world around her so she forces herself to be like this#but she has inner sock who speaks what she really feels showing that she puts on quite a front and isnt really much like that at all#and you expect her to grow into wanting her to truly define herself. and she does with getting stronger and training under tsunade and#learning medical ninjutsu so she really finds a spot for herself. she does!!! but then she KEEPS hanging onto the love nonsense#and admittedly there are moments that push a very obvious trope of thinking she likes sauce cuz hes cool but finding out that the real 'gem'#is nart so i definitely understand where n@rus@kus are coming from#but then she just STICKS with sauce until its the worst ship possible and its an utter mess of 'ill never give up on him'#EVEB DESPITE HIM TRYING TO KILL HER!!! THEN THAT FUCKING WORKS OUT!?!?!?#AND TOO THIS DAY SAUCE STILL NEVER COMES OFF LIKE HE ACTUALLY LOVES HER#IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE. SARD WE ARE GETTING YOU BETTER PARENTS. ON GOD!!!!!#so she just hangs on to this one little thing that she SHOULD have gotten development for to move on from BUT IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS#so its like half her development never fucking happens and thats why it#s such a fuckinf mess!!!!!#i fucking hate this show. i need to go back to watching mike's dino game vod. what am i doing here?????#i did this to myself btw. i didnt need to start yelling about that but thats just how it is with nart#start thinking about something good and then it reminds you of something related thats bad and now its like. yeah this shit sucks#remember when kishi said he regretted not making hina the heroine???? we could have lived in a better timeline.#but if i say that i will get assassinated#anyway.#sock count#personal
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30 yo oikawa pls let me suck ur dick pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
#sorry idk I just wanna give him head I just IM SORRY#unhinged hours it’s 3am idk#iz and I were talking abt 30 year old oikawa earlier I really just. I just#he has the prettiest hair in the whole world btw#ghost thoughts
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Im so soft for that bb boy that I think I would start crying in front of him just because "omfg i love you so much i can't handle my heart" bringing HIM to breakdown
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#i just wanna give him the whole world#Im so in love help me
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chan hating himself is my roman empire
#how can someone so strong and capable and talented and gorgeous hate himself so much#like my god he’s so devastating#everything about him is laced with tragedy#the whole idea of loving him from afar (or any idol at all) and watching them say things like that about themself#and just not being able to. do. anything?#it’s so frustrating that the only way this works is that he has to put in the effort and realize his own worth but we don’t know if he does#or even will#because you can’t force someone to love them self or fix themself right#you can only love them through it and hope it’s enough#but it’s just sooo frustrating i’m#head in my hands he’s so devastating#i wish he was different#:((#he’s so beautiful and so precious i’m so ill#i wanna give him the world#and the way he always stands in the back and observes the group as if he’s detached from this whole reality#as if he’s somewhere else completely#the way he once said that if it weren’t for the members and skz he wouldn’t even be alive#like he got a second chance at life#like he was saved all because of them#the heartbreaking way he said ‘you don’t care about me’ to minho like he really believed that#oh i wish someone would just grab his face and drill it into his head that he’s loved and he’s important and he matters !!!#he’s so me i’m so him#maybe that’s why i find him so tragic#it’s a loop#waiting to find the thing that saves me#or maybe it’s just the small things around me that i’ve been taking for granted#꒰ soon you'll get better. ꒱
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hm. i think i am going to stop going to counseling. he does not understand me. he pathologizes things that are not pathological.
#purrs#the premises of counseling / therapy are that you need to have boundaries and be self sufficient and fully healed. FUCK THAT! relationships#are not transactions. we are allowed to need each other. we are allowed to blur lines. we are human and messy. our thoughts and feelings are#PRECIOUS. im not letting go of my thoughts they mean EVERYTHING to me they are the key to the WORLD. im not letting go of redacted why on#EARTH would i stop redacteding to redacted that is HELPFUL for me. i don’t CARE about the roots. who the fuck is it hurting????? NO ONE!!!!!#the way he flat out told me he agrees with my mom. bitch im done forever. im done literaly forever. i don’t know how to tell him but im done#forever. maybe it’s just my id which is what he said to me LMFAO and like maybe i just don’t like being uncomfortable or facing hard truths.#but i don’t fucking think it’s TRUE!!!!!!!!!! yeah i need to grow yeah i have unhealthy behaviors. but i don’t need to let go of the whole#THING bc of some arbitrary transactional concept of what relationships are supposed to be / mean. ive NEVER had a counselor try to uproot th#the whole damn thing like omg what is WRONG with you. i#im paying this man $25 a week to UNDERSTAND me and not ONCE have i felt understood by him. counselors can disagree with me but i literally#never feel like he is on my side. he’s adhering to conventional ideas about what parents are supposed to be and friends are supposed to be a#and work is supposed to be etc etc. and so patronizingly said just enjoy being 23 you don’t wanna waste your 20s! FUCK YOU. i will not#regret anything even if it’s unusual. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!#and also i know he probably watches back thru the recordings and has like his supervisor and professors watch them too which means that#there is a whole team of scientists + my family studying me in a lab and thinking im insane and finding ways to tell me. but fucking bold of#him to assume he can give me any meaningful valuable insight when he is actively checking his laptop / phone during our sessions and rarely#if eve gives me a chance to drive MY OWN CONVERSATION THAT IM PAYING FOR and is so phony abt being on the recording. like Omg. maybe im just#grown out of it. it fucking SUCKS bc i actually have things i am not normal about and really need help with and i can’t actually get help fr#from ppl whose job it is to fucking help me bc they think im not normal about things i PROMISEEEE i am normal about. and the way i effective#effectively told him that and he responded that he can’t take that credibly bc there’s no action behind it BY WHICH HE MEANS I HAVENT#STOPPED REDACTEDING TO ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT REDACTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE? THAT I HAVENT DECIDED IM DONE LEARNING SND GROWING AND CUT IT#OFF?????? DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF. INSANE. the ANTITHESIS of human. we are MEANT TO BE CONNECTED. FUCK!!!!!!!!!#delete later#my old counselors challenged me and disagreed with me b it i never felt like they flat out were unwilling to meet me where i am and#compromise with me. is that not what counselors are supposed to do???? or have i just had bad counselors until now??? because im NORMAL. i#swear to fucking god. im normal. im literally normal and it is not doing ANYONE harm. what is wrong with you. GOD
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i’m literally about to have a full on mental breakdown bc of these pictures…please he’s so fucking precious and beautiful, my babyyy🥺🥺 how does one give this man the whole world???!!!!
#karl jacobs#dream smp karl#karl jacobs dsmp#i’m crying#i wanna give him the whole world#he’s so precious
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im bitchless FOR A CAUSE ok 😤
#going on a tangent below#i think i would not work well in a romantic relationship#i think i come on too strong tee bee aich#like if i meet someone i rlly like i immediately feel like i fall in love w them#and suddenly all my thoughts revolve around them for like . a week#but im still super mood swingy so it goes away periodically and its Weird#i think thats too much unreliability for someone#i know like ‘but u can find someone who accepts u for that’ but like . id feel too bad#i fall in love at the drop of a hat then i grow too clingy and attached and its WEIRD LMFAO#im always all like ‘haha confess ur love to me😂’ bc it is nice to pretend someone wants me like that#like i would love to be loved and to receive as much as i give . does that make sense#this whole thing is weird i just wanna like say it somewhere#i am also just a Strange Fella so that probably adds an element to it#i guarantee there r very few people on this earth who would be like ‘i wanna kiss that guy’ after i get distracted n go on a rant abt like#flowers LMFAO or like some breed of cow or smth#im charming but not in the ‘oh id like to kiss him’ way i think#i am just too clingy and weird and strange to be in a relationship but honestly im ok w that#i love to give to the world either way yk#SORRY i just wanted to say this somewhere#u can ignore all of that its just me ranting
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thinking of qpp prongsfoot in their 30s/40s who’d devoted their entire life to harry (and any other potential kids) and now that he’s moved out of the house, have so much free time on their hands that they don’t know what to do with.
so they pick up new hobbies, travel around the world, learn how to live as individuals, fall in love all over again.
#james potter#sirius black#prongsfoot#like i just imagine these two not even taking their eyes off harry bc they’re so obsessed w him#and they wanna see every part of his growth ykno?#they’ve tried to do little odd jobs here and there but the fear of missing out on anything in his childhood terrifies them#so they decided to just stay at home#and delay harry moving out as long as possible#but it does happen and now they’re floundering#empty nest syndrome at its best (worst?)#like literally. they walk around like zombies for the first few weeks bc all their routines are out of whack#and they’ve forgotten how to live a life that’s not centred around their kid#but then like. sirius picks up a new hobby. say baking#and he’s just stress baking all over the place which means james is apparating across the continent#trying to give away the goodies to friends and family & random acquaintances before they go bad#in the process he discovers he actually likes all this travel and hustle and bustle and socialising?#so he drags sirius along with him too#and they get trinkets back for harry from everywhere they go#and slowly discover a whole new world that they hadn’t been able to as kids/young adults raising a child#anyway. yeah. i’m just really here for middle aged prongsfoot being in love ykno?#pen’s notes
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I watched like 38 episodes of hunter x hunter in like thes last day or 2 and I think it melted my brain
#i dont kno how i feel abt it#i thibk ive learned that i really dont like anime tournaments or like trials bc i just get mad at the stupid logic of the whole thing#which is why i didnt get into narut0 the 1st time i tried to watch it#and the world of hxh is so fuckinf baffling. like wtf is this land they live in????#why tf do they do this hunter thing? why give ppl a free pass to be unhinged if they so please?#i dont understand. and gon makes me worried#like hes cute and sweet but he makes me worried#bc im hoping this show is one of those ones that starts off all happy and then gets really really fucked up#bc its sort of already there but like i cant tell how much is me reading into things#idk but killua is baby and i want gon to give him a hug bc he really needs it#the moment where hes like: i do want something. i wanna b friends with gon#i was like. ok. show. u got me. im interesting. ill hear u out#but idk im still not fully committed#unrelated
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Gentle Clarté
Killua’s tiny and warm against his chest, and his heart soars when Killua rests his head against his chest and curls his fingers into Gon’s white t-shirt.
#gonkillu#;windy’s stuff#KI IS GONS PRINCESS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧#HE IS A PRINCESS SOFT KIND BABEY#KI IS ALSO GONS PILLOW PRINCESS PERIOD HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE#GON WILL ALWAYS PROTECT KI#THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA COMBUST#KI IS SO CUTEEEE I AHNNNNNNNNNN#HOW COULD YOU NOT WANNA TREAT HIM LIKE A PRINCESS#OMG OMG OMG OMG MY HEART I CANT#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧#GIVE HIM THE WHOLE WORLD I AHNNNNNNNNNNNNN#HES TINY 🥺 sweet!#AND GON KNOWS ALL ABOUT HIM AND PAMPERS HIM AND AHHHHNNN#IM GONNA CRY#KI BEING SAFE AND WARM AND HAPPY 😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧#K-Ki curling his fingers in Gon’s shirt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
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i love chongyun so FUCKING MUCH, you guys
#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !!#i recently started playing ensemble stars cuz i keep seeing it on the play store and figured i'd give it a go#and to my absolute delight#there are idols voiced by chongyun's jp va#that's right#there's TWO of them#and proceeded to giggle like an idiot the whole time because god#it's literally just chongyun's voice#i wanna pat his head & give him the comfiest bed in the world and personally make his popsicles but they're custom-shaped each time 😭😭😭
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also i will admit that barry being tricked into throwing a full-force lightning bolt at iris and hitting her with every single bit of the godlike strength he’s been building up all season was a really good twist. very reminiscent of gwen’s death in TASM, very poignant, had the potential to be really emotionally devastating plot... if they hadn’t done such a piss-poor job of building up to it. idk how they all fumbled this one so badly, like unanimously fucked up what should have been this massively devastating moment
like first of all, they spent half the season completely downplaying westallen’s relationship and iris’ importance as a whole. they have done her a HUGE fucking disservice this season, honestly. like we know how important she is. we saw literally just 2 seasons ago that when iris disappeared and was replaced, barry did not fucking rest until he had figured out how to get her back, to the point where he did some extremely deranged things in order to get her out of the mirrorverse. but in this season everyone was literally like “iris is missing? well she’ll turn up, i guess :/ ”
like i really liked the curious case of bartholomew allen, it was a really fun ep, but they were playing DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS while iris was trapped in some fucking alternate time loop dimension. i’m sorry, if you told barry that some future version of himself was playing D&D and getting his cheeks pinched by old ladies while iris was missing, he would hunt that version of himself down and punch him so fucking hard??
and it’s like okay, so the writing of the show these days is often Not Great. i have come to accept this as an unfortunate fact of life. but we can at least generally rely on the cast to deliver a good performance. they do the best they can with what they have, you know? and all credit to them for delivering some of this godawful material and actually pulling off a very good performance that almost makes you forget how much the writing sucks
except apparently now we can’t even trust them to do that because i just watched mr barry allen accidentally electrocute his own wife and not shed a SINGLE TEAR.
we know grant can act so why the FUCK did he not give it a bit more oomph in this scene. like. barry is fighting the negative forces, they have godlike power, so he is giving it all he’s got. and just as he hits the peak and throws all of this deadly lightning, at the moment it leaves his fingertips and he no longer has any control over it, iris appears in its path. there is literally nothing he can do to stop it, it’s too late, and he is powerless to do anything but look on in horror as iris takes the full force of what is maybe the most powerful blow the flash has ever dealt
and THIS is the reaction we get?
like sorry, i saw him get more upset over the fucking mug that joe broke in season 1. what the hell is this??
this is IRIS we’re talking about. when savitar killed her in season 3, barry was fucking screaming his throat raw, clinging to her, tears streaming down his face. take a look at these two scenes and tell me they are even REMOTELY comparable. i dare you
when savitar killed iris, barry was DESTROYED and that wasn’t even his fault. you’re telling me that he could deliver the death blow HIMSELF, shoot a bajillion bolts of lightning into her chest, and then not shed a single tear? grant gets paid too much money to phone it in like that, i’m sorry
#flash s8 spoilers#he showed more emotion for FROST'S death like what the fuck#like i know they're all tired and ready for the show to end#but NOT ONE TEAR#he has been crying on command for 8 seasons. what changed#unless they told him to play it that way?#maybe they didn't wanna dwell on it cos they needed thawne to rip his own face off#but i maintain that if iris had just died barry would not give a FUCK what else was going on#he wouldn't even notice#the whole world would stop#not to quote fucking supernatural but like. the scene where sam is dead#and someone says to dean 'the world is ending' and he's like 'THEN LET IT END'#that's how barry would be if she died. we all know it
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