okay i'm going to bed but i leave you with criminal! reader x pattadol enemies to lovers oh my goodness i- just think about it okay

Plsss Fleki would float on water and blow bubbles 😭😭 at least she’s cute? I’d love to dry her hair, I bet it gets extra floofy. She’s like a Pomeranian 🥰

She makes a bubble beard and sometimes if you're lucky she'll put on a whole show with poorly made bubble props- they can get very entertaining

her hair just goes 'poof' whenever you get done drying her hair and you gotta try and find her face- very much like a pomeranian. kiss her nose and watch it scrunch up before trying to style her hair how she likes it

Yk that farcille bath scene? I want that with Fleki… and sneak Lycion in there too hehe

hnnnn fleki would 100% lunge at you and clasps your hands together to tease you. water sloshing around you both as she gives a playful wink, slowly sinking down to sit on your lap. her lips a little too close to yours, or not close enough, and then she'll pull back after getting you all riled up. "w- what was that for!" and she just snickers and says she wanted to help you restore your mana and that's when you realize that the overwhelming surge of warmth was from her offering some of her mana yeah right i know what u r and that there's no reason to freak out. she's such a tease and a meanie!

and ofc lycion is sitting there, giggling at flekis antics and only further encouraging her.

fleki,,,, my love,,,,

Idky but eternal sunshine by Ariana is so wlw Otta coded??? The song literally reminded me of that ask where Otta wishes she can spend forever dancing with you and you took that personally. You seriously don’t know or rmbr anymore why she was arrested in the first place (esp not when she looks at you so lovingly). You’re reminded of how, once your mission is over, the prisoners will go back to where they came from: prison. I feel like falling in love with a prisoner could be considered treason to the Queen so it could either go two ways: either Otta is actually able to get pardoned but your relationship maintains a secret or you risk your position and nobility just to be with her- YKWIM??? Tragic yuri save me!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

doomed romances are my absolute fav ദ്ദി ꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ )✧

otta loves you so much, and she truly does wish she could dance with you forever, but she's also the one to realize that when this mission is over she's going back to her cell. she doesn't want to drag you down, doesn't want you to get in trouble for being associated with her, so she starts to distance herself from you and you're hurt bc ?? didn't you two just have the most romantic and love-filled time a week ago ?? what happened! you try to talk to her but she just keeps brushing you off. you hate to use your position against her but you demand a meeting with her which she begrudgingly has to abide by- and you start breaking down asking what wrong and she caves. she can't stand to see you so upset! she consoles you and apologizes and explains. you realize she's not technically wrong- there are a lot of reasons you two shouldn't be together.

"i... i don't care," you sob, "i love you! i want to be with you! don't i get any say in it?"

uGH AND OTTA IS SO WEAK FOR YOU! its so risky and she hates the thought of anything bad happening to you- but if it comes to that then damn it she'll give her all to protect you til her very last breath!

Omg i think you'll have the best take on this: list of things that a crush or s/o might do that gets Chilchuk *f l u s t e r e d* I love thinking about what makes this grown ass man squirm

in no particular order: pulling him in by his neckwarmer to give him a kiss, compliment (or make flirty comments about) his skill set, call him ✨handsome✨ rather than cute, handling your liquor well, being able to banter well with him, falling into a trap on purpose so he can save you ("you're my hero!" "and you're an idiot." he's fighting back a blush so hard), when you remember something little and he thought you'd forget/werent listening but you remember and damn it he's got heart palpitations now-

(if you're a tall man/dwarf) showing off your strength and being able to easily pick him up (only you're allowed to do this and he still says he doesn't like it but he's blushing and squirming and wHEN DID IT GET SO HOT IN HERE?!)

(if you're a half foot) wearing something of his, like his shirt or his leg pouch or something- anything, usually gets him pretty flustered

also if you get angry at someone and start cursing or tearing into them he usually finds that VERY hot and he won't stop thinking about it for days.

Picnic with falin yes!!! Did you know her favourite food are fruits??? Could you imagine feeding her strawberries while shes laying on her side, your finger’s accidentally (or not) touch her lips. Before you back away, she grabs hold of them and press soft kisses on the tips of your fingers 😣😣 I think she likes cream too iirc, hell I’ll make her a whole strawberry shortcake

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Yes, Falin's favorite foods are fruits and cream! Omg yes, she's got her head laid on your lap and you just adoringly feed her some strawberries, raspberries, etc. and she might take a little nip at your fingers and giggle at your flustered expression- or she'll take the fruit from your fingers and then quickly entwine your fingers together and bring your hand to her lips to give it a kiss. Either way she's enjoying the way you get bashful.

Also imagine making a strawberry shortcake for her or with her! Maybe it's the first time she's had a strawberry shortcake and she's so excited bc ?? it includes her favorites ??? she then requests it for her birthday every year bc it's just so good! maybe one day she wants to make it with you but she makes such a big mess and there is berries and cream everywhere but you can't stay mad bc look at her cute little face (she uses it for evil fr-)

omg hi, me, you and marcille 🤝 falin lovers!!!!! shes soso cuteee!!!!

(ɔˆ ³(ˆᴗˆc) < literally us with falin

falin is everything i love her sm !! i'm so happy y'all are talking about her some more she deserves the world!

atm all i can think about is making a flower crown for her- or if you don't know how to make one she would definitely teach you how!

Have you seen that part in adventure’s bible of namari waking up? It’s soooo cute I think about it everyday. She’s so silly, so cute, so round, so strong UGHHHH I’m sick

with a lil drool and all! uGH SHES SERIOUSLY TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE PLEASE NAMARI ONE CHANCE–

goodness imagine her strong arms wrapped around you, holding you in place! she's snoring in your ear, and won't let you go if you try to move away from her maybe invest in some ear plugs? all i can imagine rn is waking up having to use the bathroom and she won't let you go and she's all groggy and her voice has a little extra husk to it, "where're ya goin'?" well no where apparently bc she won't let you go!

Toshiro does not love Falin like we do, LIKE MARCILLE DOES 😤😤 he would not burn the world for her but we would 😔😔 ❤️

Toshiro couldn't even begin to understand the depth of our feelings for Falin. He's not a true yearner not a true romantic sadly 😔 I wouldn't even hesitate to commit the most horrendous magical crimes for Falin

The lack of Falin hc’s on tumblr is CRIMINAL

So true ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ we ! need ! more ! falin !

look at her ! how is everyone not spontaneously exploding from their love for her ! i think about her at least 12 times a day ! i wanna hold her hand and smooch her and i am so jealous marcille got to resurrect her and not me (i'm also thankful tho marcille a real one) and if i could i would open a portal to dunmeshi world just to tell her she's amazing and special and wonderful and smart and beautiful and funny and my precious darling dear

Every time I look at namari, I want to kiss her nose badly. It’s just so round and adorable! She doesn’t realize this so it’s definitely one way to fluster her for sure

look !! at !! her !! cute !! nose !!

agreed, she's got a very cute nose, 1000% kissable! imagine always placing a kiss on her nose before she leaves, her face gets all rosy. one day she'll ask why you're always kissing her nose, or why you occasionally 'boop' it, and you have to hold back the urge to coo and squeal that it's just the cutest nose ever.

just want to take a bite

Ooh boy okay, you’d notice Lycion is in heat during missions from the way he stumbles sometimes, he’s red all over, agitated and sweating profusely but you always make it a point to “get a grip” before threatening to leave him behind. “No one would care to question a criminal’s whereabouts after all” You’re so mean, he thinks, feeling a little dejected (but not surprised). Completely different from what he hears during the night when Fleki spends the night with you. Not to worry tho! He’ll get his revenge later. For a mellow fellow (hehe), he’s a little too rough when he’s in heat. I feel like he’d be petty ngl reciting the exact words you told him that morning while he’s shoving your head into the pillows and plowing you from behind. He’d tell you to “get a grip” when you tell them you can’t take it anymore. Fleki and Lycion are ride or dies fr so any disrespect towards either one is a serious offence. Fleki can just tell when you’re abt to orgasm and stops Lycion from moving. You’re so frustrated bc she keeps doing this, oh, but she’ll stop and let you come if you say you’re sorry. You said such hurtful things after all :(

Side note tho, Fleki and Lycion would definitely knock out cold (esp Fleki) so could you imagine doing aftercare on them? You’re the only one that gets so brain fucked but will always come back to your senses after so you can clean them up. Guess you could say that’s your form of ‘special treatment’ for them but you’d seriously rather die than admit that to them

tw: orgasm denial, overstimulation, heat, mean reader/mean fleki & lycion, aftercare

"Knock it off," You scold, "You're still an elf, have some sort of decorum will you!" Lycion pouts, it's not his fault! It's so painful, you know, his cock is so hard and his brain can only focus in on how much he wants to fuck that smirk off your face. Fleki notices you're being extra rude to Lycion, and she'll give you that look. You don't seem to care though, shrugging and telling them both to 'get a grip' before moving on.

Of course Fleki brings Lycion in later that night, and she watches in great amusement as Lycion fucks you nice and hard into the mattress. 'Get a grip!' Fleki snickers when you're gasping for air, begging for an orgasm. 'Only good little soldiers get to cum, and you were being such a meanie.'

"S- Screw you, Fle- Augh!" More hot tears streaming down your face as Lycion pulls out and flips you over, before slamming his cock back into you. You clutch on to him, wailing.

'Maybe if you apologize, we'll let you cum.' And you're such a stubborn soldier that you get denied 3 more orgasms before finally caving in- crying out apologies. 'I don't know... Do you believe they're sorry, Ly?'

'No, I don't~' Lycion grins at your fervent and pathetic apologies.

"I- I'm sorry! Please! Please! 'm so so sorry!" Lycion will finally forgive you, after a few more pleas, and let you cum. Of course, the overstimulation sets in very quickly bc Lycion is far from done—

Anywaysss yes, you'll likely be the first one to recover some semblance of sanity and sit up and look amongst the chaos that ensued. You can't help but feel a little tug on your heart strings at their sleepy lil faces. Pressing a soft kiss to both of their foreheads before preparing a bath in your fancy suite bathroom.

Carrying Fleki to the bathroom whilst she's snoring, laying her into the bathtub and slowly cleaning her up. Murmuring that she's lucky she's cute before changing her into some of your clothes. Then you help Lycion wash up, and even though he's a bit more conscious than Fleki he enjoys being pampers by you- it's a rare moment where you're genuinely soft. Moments where he forgets he's a criminal and you're a soldier. He knows not to point out how nice you're being though, otherwise the gesture will end abruptly. Sometimes you join him in the bath and clean you both up- maybe even do something like 'cuddle' for a few. Then you'll help him change into clothes and pass out in the bed with the two of them. Lycion is a big cuddle bug and Fleki always is sprawled on top of you.

And when you’re one of the guards tasked with watching over Fleki and Lycion? You’re known for being authoritative and strict during missions. But the minute you head back on the ship… with two elves trailing behind you and waiting for the right moment to pounce on you and rip your clothes off? You’re a sobbing and blabbing mess. You think it was the only way to get these two to cooperate and listen to you, so whenever you’re back on board, you invite both of them to your private quarters during “playtime”. It all started with Fleki but with Lycion included, gosh, you seriously thought you were going to die. The two of them work together in making an absolute mess you like— Lycion has you seated you on his cock, your back flushed against his chest as he fucks up to you. Fleki on one hand, would play with your nipples and rub at your clit with the other. All while they’re both biting you all over too. It’s too much, and they don’t stop even after you’ve orgasmed, they just keep on going. Bonus if Lycion fucks you in his beastkin form oh— and he’s so big. Another favourable position is where both of them have you on your back, legs spread with your knees adjacent to your ears. Fleki’s holding them up (I figured she’s really strong too honestly, she’s got an iron grip to keep you still) while she sits on your face and makes you eat her out. Lycion would be on the other side, bullying his cock inside you while in his beastkin form. In the end, it never ceases to amaze them (and the others— yes they‘re aware, unfortunately) how professional you are during the daytime as if they didn’t just commit absolute debauchery on your body

my goodness this is just too good! you're feeding me very well dear! thank you for this 人´∀｀)

never seen them work so hard until they decide to team up against you! you were warned that they're criminals, that they can be persuasive, but you never would've thought like this! At first it's just you and fleki- but eventually fleki decides to help her bestie lycion who is super pent up. she brings him along the next time you two have a "meeting" for her behavior. they just love teaming up and fucking you near brain dead. sadly they don't get special privileges like they hope- when you're on the job, you're on the job- you're very serious and professional! they get pouty and when you don't give them what they want they take you instead!

lycion definitely likes to shift into his beastkin form while he's already inside you. the sudden change in size making you dizzy and lightheaded- or it could be flekis pussy not letting you breathe.

Otta is such a sweetheart that you’d forget she’s a criminal (idgaf I can be her partner in crime 😩). Imagine dancing in the forest, underneath the moon light, fireflies around you. Otta casts a water walking spell on both of you so you’re dancing on top of water. It’s so romantic and so magical to be surrounded by nature- to be with her. She looks at you so lovingly and you don’t miss the way the moon light shines on her beautiful, flushed face. Happy lesbian visibility week hehe <3

Anyways, yay I’m glad your semester is almost over! Thankfully mine ended last week. I’m rooting for you Mimi, you got this 😽✨

what is she even in for? stealing my heart???

Oh my gosh, a dance at midnight under the moon with Otta!! You are a genius dear! Otta loves doing anything she knows will put a smile on your face, and as a true romantic, she'll pull you aside and slow dance with you, guiding you towards the nearby lake and casting water walk. it's such a beautiful moment, with her humming a tune that is rather harmonious with the crickets and frogs. "I wish I could spend forever dancing with you," she'll say, a little breathless from dancing, the both of you now just simply swaying back and forth on the lake. Her rosy cheeks under the moonlight, her fingers tickling your neck as she raises it to cup your cheek. Her eyes soft and yearning. She'll give you such a sweet kiss, resting her forehead against yours and continuing the calm swaying. Sadly you two will have to head back to camp before anyone (pattadol) notices you're missing, but not without another tune hummed by Otta- one that makes you laugh because it's from a silly children's song and slow dancing to it is quite humorous. She loves your laugh- and it's totally worth getting in trouble for.

speaking of trouble imagine otta coming home w your favorite flowers and your favorite treat after an argument she's like 'i'm so sorry babe i was wrong pls don't leave me' ajfhakcna uGH HER

happy lesbian visibility week indeed! lesbians i love u sm

also !! thank you, i will stay strong! i hope your last week wasn't too stressful and that you're taking any rest you need!

slow dancing with otta

I agree, Fleki is hilarious when she’s sexually frustrated. Like, she’s visibly tweaking to leave her mission and go eat you out. She’d ‘pregame’ before marching over where the canaries boat is, spots you and drags you inside the cabin. By the time you’re alone, you don’t even get to one of the bunks, she’d gladly have you on the floor. She’d be too horny and fixated on you to recognize that you’re quite literally out in the open and anyone can walk in on you. She couldn’t care less tho, she wouldn’t mind a little show- she also knows how much you get off to the potential of getting caught. I’m ngl I feel like she lets lychion in on the fun too, occasionally

also You’re SO RIGHT on the mark with Otta, I imagined her as a romantic too >< I feel like she’s into really cheesy things like rose petals on the bed sheets, and candles on the night stand. She relishes in the act of taking both your clothes off slowly too, kisses your neck and shoulders while she helps you remove your blouse. You mentioned 69 and I honestly see her being on top just bc you get to massage her cute little bum while you’re licking at her clit or shoving your tongue inside her- better yet, you tease her butt, lining the rim w the top of your tongue and prodding at her hole. She’s a lot more sensitive when you eat her out from behind, you can feel how her thighs shake, it’s sooooo cute

warnings: fleki & lycion (my #1 dream combo tbh), threesome, mean fleki, voyeurism

Fleki shaking and breaking out into hives bc she can't have you at that very moment but the second she's allowed to leave or has a chance to sneak away she is going to the boat and fucking you, door still wide open. Lycion was definitely worried about Fleki, so he followed her. He just wanted to check up on her only to walk in on you getting fucked by Fleki. Lycion was going to leave, but when you and Fleki make eye contact with him he can't find it in himself to move. "Don't worry, they're an attention whore." Fleki snickers at the way you clench up and whine, hitting her and telling her that's not true- but you don't mind Lycion watching one bit. In fact Fleki and you invite him in, and he's the one who closes the door. Fleki teaching Lycion how to touch you, how to eat you out, how to fuck your mouth, all the positions you like, etc. Oh it's a long night- now you have two elves who are constantly fighting the urge to drop their "work" to go and play with you! And when y'all get back from a mission? they're relentless!

On a different note, nearly everyone of the canaries have walked in on you two at least once smh Fleki calm down please don't

oh oh and i gotta get this out before i forget but fleki 100% uses her familiar to check on you when she can't get away and if she so happens to come across you masturbating she'll stick around for the show!!

warnings: 69, anal, bathtub

Otta totally loves all the cheesy, cliche romantic stuff. A total hopeless romantic who loves cherishing & spoiling you. She loves setting the mood with candles, rose petals, in a modern au she'd definitely have a playlist, some wine, etc. Otta does not fuck, she 👏 makes 👏 love 👏 so sensual with her movements, slowly undressing you and kissing every expanse of your skill. "You're so beautiful," she murmurs, "I'm so lucky," her fingers like feathers as they shed you off your top, "I love you so much," ahhhhhhhh

and absolutely she's on top, and she has the cutest gasps when your hands explore up her thighs, spread her pretty cheeks apart. "what're you... ah~" her head falls forward, burying herself further into your pussy so you don't see her blush as you tease her cute hole. her thighs shake and tremble, so so so sensitive in general, but 100% more so when you're eating her out from behind. give her bum or thigh a little pinch just to hear her squeal or watch her jump. "love, dont be mean," she'll pout, but if you just coo and give her a kiss to where you pinch she'll forgive you very easily. you gotta tease her every now and then~

otta cute romantic gosh she's so sappy and sweet and cute- on any special date (birthday, anniversary, etc.) she ramps up her love and affection. the whole day is about you and she'll pleasure you until you've become like melted butter, putty. do the same for her- otta has the cutest blissed rambles and mumblings, and her rosy cheeks uGH! also she tries to do bathtub sex once but after you both got injured that's not happening again (still the bubbles were cute)