If someone marries me and lets me have my dream wedding I’ll give you head every day 🥹

Blues of a lonely bi (warning: Rant about the LGBTQ+ community.)

Blues of a lonely bi:

I often feel lost as a trad bi one. I often feel like my kind is not welcomed here...(You are bi and conservatist? GTFO (actually happened to me on reddit)! I wonder why so many queers embrace Tinder. I find it gross. As a bi woman, I often dream of a trad wedding. But I doubt I would find another woman that wants that. A trad wedding and maybe a child. And I am much more than a label. Don't get the obsession with labels. I feel trapped by it. And the LGBTQ media is making it worse. Those anti-straights jokes. Never being satisfied by movies. Movies and tv series that shows us LGBTQ+ as horny, despicable people. Rather than simple romances about the people, not their coitus preferences...But if I were to be opened about it, I'd be called a ''heteronormative'' or worse, a ''pick me gay''. (Crying) Stop making fun of us, trad queers! We are just as valid as YOU! And our departed allies fought so hard so that we would be free to create the life WE WANT, trad or not!

Image by Nicole Dralle from Pixabay

Reblog you feel the same way. You are not alone.

someone check on me in about an hour. i’m writing a black oc fic and i’m going to need support because i’m in love with her

THIS GAME makes you LIKE WOMEN!

Carlos & Charles planning to race Le Mans together

"but I came anyway" and that smile 😭🥺

“Why do you find Aegon II attracti-“ BECAUSE TOM GLYNN CARNEY IS FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH!! TOM GLYNN CARNEY IS EXQUISITE HE IS GORGEOUS FUCK YOU

“Aemond killed a child and is about to go balls to the wall with the war crim-“ EWAN MITCHELL WITH A WIG LOOKS LIKE AN ETHEREAL ROCKSTAR HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL GOTH ANGEL SO I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT

“Daemon is so toxic and if you like him then you suppor-“ MATT SMITH IS HTTING IT OUT OF THE PARK AS MY BEAUTIFUL DERANGED TOXIC BOO THANG OK I DO NOT CARRRRRRRE

we as a society don't talk enough about how Nandor says he's been dreaming of having a big wedding since they watched The Wedding Planner – a movie about the wedding planner and the groom falling in love – and then the first thing he sets up for said wedding, before even finding a wife, is for Guillermo to be his best man...

they’re MARRIED !!!!!!

The pacing is a wee bit weird but this took 2 whole days so bear with me here

(oh God it's even cheesier than the first post)

The aftermath

Crime that I can't marry my followers to each other, these two have done nothing but act like the most smitten husbands ever and I can't wed them together?! Smh my fucking head

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

I'm just saying, I absolutely love the idea that the Disney Princes are all friends with one another just like the princess are. From this clip alone, it seems like Charming is aware of how rowdy Max tends to be, to where he has to always call Eric to reel him in since he is the only one that’s able to get him under control, other than Ariel XD

I already believe Eric, Eugene, Aladdin and Philip would be such mischief makers in the group too. The Beast (Adam) and Charming (whose name is apparently Henry?) and Li Shang would be the the straight men of the team, shaking their heads at their shenanigans.

Meanwhile, Naveen would be playing a ukulele to bring some music in that matches with the chaos.

How much do you think to offer Disney to make a short revolving around the Disney Princes? Cause that would be a huge opportunity to do since we had the Princess scene in the Wreck it Ralph sequel.

something about watching the rwrb movie soon and knowing they get their happy ending and are married just makes me happy