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Desperate times
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Warnings: fingering, humping, eating pussy, names (baby, darling, mommy, eds), cumming in boxers, aftercare, slightly needy Eddie, nap
It had been about a week since Eddie last saw you. A week without sloppy making out and a week without sex. God, it was a nightmare for him.
So, as soon as you entered that damn trailer door, he grabbed you and hurried you into the bedroom. The look in his eyes was desperate and a deep lust.
He was quick with undressing you, ripping some of your clothes in the process. He pressed sloppy kisses along your jaw and down your chest until he reached what he wanted. You didn't feel it, but you knew he was rock hard inside his tight jeans and boxers.
Quickly ripping off your panties, he immediately started lapping at your cunt. Sticking 2 fingers inside your entrance, he thrusted them inside you until he found that one spongey spot inside you.
You arched your back as he repeatedly massaged your g-spot, working quickly to make you cum.
As he massaged your spot, he sucked on your clit and groped your tits. He seemed desperate to taste your cum on his tongue.
Luckily for him, his fingers and tongue were both incredibly skilled at making you feel pure bliss and ecstasy.
Though, this time was different. White filled your vision as you went into a state of bliss. Eddie worked you through your orgasm as you went into subspace.
After a few minutes, you came back to reality and noticed Eddie desperately humping your thigh. "Sorry, baby.. you've just.. been gone for WAY too long." He groaned between subby moans and whimpers.
He groaned and whimpered as he picked up his speed, looking like he wasn't too far away from cumming. You understood that you had been away for longer than you thought, so you let him.
He was just like that sometimes. Switching from a dom to a sub after you've come for him. You were pretty used to it by now. And it was so hot to see, too.
What did surprise you was what happened when he came. "Mommy." He moaned as he came inside his boxers, collapsing on top of you and panting heavily.
You snuggled close to him as he came down from his high. The two of you had missed each other like hell, even though it had just been a week. So you just held him close and made sure he was comfortable.
"Love you.. so, so much, Eds." You said, kissing his cheek and running your hands through his long, messy curls. "Love you too, baby. I was going nuts. You know that, right? I missed you so damn much."
You nodded. "Yeah, I know, darling.. sorry I didn't tell you I was gonna come home so late." You murmured, smiling down at him as he laid his head against your chest. "It's okay. Sorry if I seemed needy. The week without you was hell."
You chuckled. "Yeah, I get it.."
"You don't think I'm weird because I'm so attached, do you?" He asked nervously, hoping he didn't bother you with how needy and clingy he was at times. "Of course not.. I love that you're like that." You smiled, kissing his forehead gently.
"You do?" He seemed shocked by this. It was nice to know that his clingy nature wasn't something you found off-putting. "You really like how clingy and needy I sometimes am?"
You nodded. "I love how clingy and needy you are.. especially after sex.. it just shows that you love me." You said. "So my clingyness is seen more as affection rather than some annoying thing?" He asked, hopeful that that's how it was interpreted as. "Yeah." You confirmed, brushing a strand of hair out of his face.
The thought genuinely made him happy. He was scared that all his love might have been overbearing on you. "You have no idea how happy that makes me." He looked up at you, a giant smile on his face.
You smiled right back at him. "Now.. mind taking a nap? And no, you're not leaving his bed. You're gonna cuddle with me." You said, knowing he'd ask to cuddle you as you slept. "Yes, ma'am." He said, not fighting you at all this time. He had the energy taken out of him from how hard he pleasured you. But it didn't bother him at all this time. He actually felt oddly content being so tired afterward. And you know he was loving every second of this. Being the big spoon for you is one of his favorite things to do.
After a minute of him gently spooning you and holding your hand, you drifted off to sleep. One of the things Eddie knew how to do best was aftercare. And he knew it.
He was so used to aftercare. The two of you had done it dozens and dozens of times. It was a very natural part of the routine that followed the sex.
Eddie stayed awake the whole time, just to make sure you were okay and that you didn't mind his touch. Plus, this was one of his favorite positions that you two took during aftercare: him as the big spoon. And he'd always loved it.
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#i was high when i wrote this#eddie munson#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson things#eddie munson x you#eddie stranger things#eddie x reader#eddie fanfic#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson headcanon#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson one shot#eddie munson oneshot#eddie munson please fuck me#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson thots#eddie x fem!reader#eddie x you#eddie+munson#eddiemunson#eddie my beloved#eddie my love <3#slight smut#filthy smut#i need to calm the fuck down#holy fucking shit#eddie coded
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I just had a thought about the costume design for Crowley.
The vests he wears mimic a corset. There's usually talk about Aziraphale's clothing layers, but Crowley has them tightly wrapped and covered. His clothing has a lot of buttons, even though they're usually open. His figure lines often form an hourglass.
And that red snakey print shirt under a black lace vest in the 1800s? *chef's kiss*
#good omens#good omens crowley#good omens aziraphale#neil gaiman#ineffable husbands#good omens season 2#good omens 2#aziraphale and crowley#snake#snakeyedemon#good lort#hnnnngggggg#hnnnngh#hnnnnng#david tennant#just look at him#disaster puppy#i need to calm the fuck down#fallen angel#look at you you’re gorgeous#costume details
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No one:
Me: HAVE YOU LISTENED TO SLEEP TOKEN?!
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4.1 WRIOTHESLEY STORY QUEST SPOILERS
Just finished watching his quest and DAMN NGL THAT CUTSCENE IS HOT😩Ono Daisuke's dangerous voice as Wriothesley during the entire scene is making me feel things I shouldn't be feeling👀👀💦💦
Like Wriothesley's gaze is enough to make someone melt into a puddle😭😭🙏🙏 Ok sorry for my thirst post I'm normal now I swear- Last but not least, BLESS WHOEVER DECIDED TO CAST ONO DAISUKE AS WRIOTHESLEY SINCE HE'S SUCH A PERFECT FIT AS THIS GORGEOUS MAN
#wriothesley#wriothesley genshin#genshin impact#genshin#daisuke ono#ono daisuke#genshin spoilers#genshin 4.1 spoilers#spoilers#kinda a thirst post#i need to calm the fuck down
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MEGOP REWRITE
ok ok so unhinged thought and idea BUT
Yall know how there are a bunch of fantasy romances that are rewrites of fairytales???
IMAGINE A REWRITE OF FUCKIN MEGOP AS AN ACTUAL BOOK??!!!!
#very specifically TFA megop#Because im bais#im a writer#should i???#transformers#maccadam#unhinged posting#Live laugh love bitch#i need to calm the fuck down#even better make it wavewave omg#megop#tfa megop
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If you draw pictures of the ghouls (ghost band) PLEASE JUST SHARE THEM I WANT TO SEE THEM I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW HAPPY SEEING THEM MAKE ME KNOWING HOW I CURRENTLY HAVE A HYPERFIXATION ON GHOST AND Y’ALL ARE JUST FEEDING ME WITH WHAT I WANT AND I NEED MORE 😭🫶
#justshowmeyourgoddamnartiwanttoseeit#ghost band#rain ghoul#aether ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#sodo ghoul#swiss ghoul#mountain ghoul#cirrus ghoulette#cumulus ghoulette#nameless ghouls#papa emeritus 4#ghost fanart#i need more than that#give me more art#i need to calm the fuck down#i love them
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I'll be posting my fav moments but I'll label it as thus jic anyone wants to experience it themselves first. Also tagging it with spoilers tag
Yoshimoto's Ch 1 first half
Someone's turning into Shingen 🤣
Normally, I would roll my eyes so hard at such descriptions, but Yoshimoto? Anything's forgivable for this guy
MAI CALM DOWN. ONE OF US NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
What's with their family line 🤣. Which one of their ancestors could I blame for this??
And finally, Yoshimoto and his babysitters. And his "I'm.. am found, is what I am" just threw on another onslaught of laughing/squeals
But the way Mai describes Yukimura's hands are just HAHAHAHA
Clay Jar?? MAI STOPP
#i need to calm the fuck down#ikesen yoshimoto spoilers#yoshimoto spoilers#let me fangirl freely over yoshimoto#IM SQUEALING#i don't think I've ever squealed so much as this and believe me I actually dislike the word squeal#yoshimoto and his babysitters#ikesen spoilers
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if y’all don’t here from me for 3-5 business days it’s because i’m recovering from this fucking music video
#i did not survive#i need to calm the fuck down#babby speaks#greta van fleet#josh kiszka#jake kiszka#danny wagner#sam kiszka
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thee absolute 5sosification of enhypen yet again
#i fucking love this shit#they ate#no crumbs#going absolutely feral#i need to calm the fuck down#jardi shut up and write
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I've noticed that Crowley/Twinkle-iel both do the same gigglesnort laugh. Twinkle-iel when he forgets to say "let there be light" and Crowley when he tells Jim/Goobriel that Aziraphale wasn't there in heaven that day, but he, Crowley, was.
(And most-demonic-we've-seen-him Crowley makes me have to go take a cold shower every time.😉)
#good omens#good omens aziraphale#good omens crowley#neil gaiman#ineffable husbands#good omens season two#good omens series two#good omens gabriel#good omens jim#good omens demons#gaimanverse#i need to calm the fuck down#i need a season 3#i need a cigarette#good omens sneaky snek
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Me @ gvf when they do literally anything
Just give me one day of peace PLEASE
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Just finished class for today... saw one of my middle friends that I haven't seen since I transitioned and I----
I completely blanked and asked her if she could "momma bird" feed me her fjjsbfjsnnx what the fuck is going on in my brain??
"No momma bird? Damn okay, maybe next time!"
Fjajjfjwkfjwhjrjdijcne
WHAT. IT WRONG WITH ME!??!?
#sunkingregrets#sunkingrevelsinthedark#personal#just--#i need to calm the fuck down#my brain shuts off during any kind of unplanned social interaction#and just spit out whatever is floating around in my brain#this time it was momma bird- next time-- who knows??
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I was going to go to bed but now my heart is racing because of fall out boy
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screaming crying breaking down holy fuck bro oh my god i feel ill someone sedate me for the love of god i need to lie down oh my fucking god jesus christ i am metiphorically looking into the mirror completely dishevled and crazed gripping the bathroom sink so hard my knuckles turn white. i am so unwell right now
#THEIR LAST WORDS?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY CANT GAY PEOPLE JUST BE HAPPY FOREVER AND EVER AND NO BAD THINGS EVER HAPPEN TO THEM#im so. i feel lightheaded#i need to calm the fuck down#hate hate getting spoilers when im this invested but its my own fault#i dont even have the context for what im talking about but if its sad im going to blow up this whole fucking site#its probably sad#did i say i got spoilers for something? cant remember dont care anyway thats what this is about#aiilov-personal
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
#warm up#writeblr#this one has bothered me for a bit#any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime#hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying#as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing#like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts#why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge#''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it#ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace#if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!!#men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible#ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing#the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....
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My brain: “Hey”
Me: “Hey, wassup”
My brain: “You’re dying.”
Me: “What?”
My brain: “You’re having a heart attack, stroke and pulmonary embolism all at once.”
Me: “Oh god, I feel short of breath and my heart is racing.”
My brain: “See? I told you! You’re dying.”
Me: “Wait a sec–” *checks heart rate and SpO2*
Me: "Hey! That's normal!"
My brain: “Too late, I’ve ordered the adrenal gland to flood your blood with epinephrine”
Me: “No, I have a lot of work I need to finish today. Adrenal gland, please don’t release any epinephrine.”
Adrenal gland: “Sorry, I only take orders from the boss.”
Me: “I thought I’m the boss!”
My brain: “No, you’re just the client-facing figurehead. I’m the real boss.”
#it's ya boi#life#tumblr is my only social media now#cringe#anxiety sucks#anxitey#panic attack#adhd brain#fucked up#i need to calm the fuck down#i need to lose so much weight#fuck man#i just#want to be happy#my brain is weird#my brain hates me#my brain is a nightmare
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