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Dyslexic Batfam be like

Stephanie: Is used spelt "U E S D" or "E U S B"?

Cass *Deep in thought*: The first one, looks right.

Stephanie*Typing up her case report*: True true

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Damian: Joker's goon has the nail-gun. I mean the frail-gun. The-The-The gun of what the train rides on-Rails! The rail-gun.

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Alfred *Looks over Jason's shoulder and eyes the book he's reading*: Ohh, I did not know you're interested in Greek mythology, young Master.

Jason: It's so cool! Zeus is kinds a douchebag, Posidiiiion a deadbag father, Hepititous is super ugly, and Aphroditiiota is a literal beauty queen.

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Tim *Looking at his map*: We need to go left at the next junction.

Tim *Stops walking and looks at the two paths*: Uhhhh

Dick *Makes L shapes with he's hands*: I forgot how L looks

Bruce *Mentally uses his dominant hand, overcorrects and points right*: Left is that way.

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