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dyslexicandakeyboard · 2 years

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Dyslexic Batfam be like

Stephanie: Is used spelt "U E S D" or "E U S B"?

Cass *Deep in thought*: The first one, looks right.

Stephanie*Typing up her case report*: True true

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Damian: Joker's goon has the nail-gun. I mean the frail-gun. The-The-The gun of what the train rides on-Rails! The rail-gun.

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Alfred *Looks over Jason's shoulder and eyes the book he's reading*: Ohh, I did not know you're interested in Greek mythology, young Master.

Jason: It's so cool! Zeus is kinds a douchebag, Posidiiiion a deadbag father, Hepititous is super ugly, and Aphroditiiota is a literal beauty queen.

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Tim *Looking at his map*: We need to go left at the next junction.

Tim *Stops walking and looks at the two paths*: Uhhhh

Dick *Makes L shapes with he's hands*: I forgot how L looks

Bruce *Mentally uses his dominant hand, overcorrects and points right*: Left is that way.

#batfam headcanons #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #reverse batfam #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #based off my real events #i meant bafam shenanigans #but it's a headcanon too

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keniaku · 2 months

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bad dream

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #jjk #geto #gojo #stsg #my comics #artsy pastry #id in alt #unfortunately based on real events (my friend cut off his gongeous hair)

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chaoticnoisy · 11 months

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wrong button

#loz #totk #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #my art #based off of real ingame events except i didnt have a fairy so it was just game over #still not my most embarrassing death tho

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heartscrypt · 9 months

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jamil viper cringe compilation ft other people i guess

#twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #ruggie bucchi #riddle rosehearts #ace trappola #kalim al asim #heartscribbles #jamil and ruggie arent praying on aces downfall. they're certainly betting on it though #they are best friends to me guys yall dont understand #the jamil with the electric fly racket is based off real events #there was a fly in my house i was cussing it out so loud like it could hear me

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dandellynn · 10 months

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discord vc moment with niigo

#25 ji nightcord de #nightcord at 25:00 #pjsk #prsk fa #prsk memes #project sekai #kanade yoisaki #mafuyu asahina #this definitely happened once in vc #ena and mizuki are laughing their heads off in the background #i drew this on a whim on my phone #also based off real events with my friends and i on discord years ago

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chapel-of-rizztual · 11 months

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When Dew’s first summoned, his personal care was…lacking. It was all new to him and honestly he had better things to worry about, like learning a whole new instrument and chasing the pretty little fire ghoul around. When Mountain and Aether find out, they’re quick to drag him to the bathroom and into the bathtub.

Dew sits in the tub looking a little like an angry kitten as Mountain runs a soapy sponge over his skin and while Aether tackles his hair.

“What have you been using to wash your hair?” Aether says as he runs his fingers through Dew’s greasy hair.

Dew shrugs.

“The green stuff in the kitchen.”

“The green stuff?”

“Yeah, the green stuff by the sink.” Dew says it like it’s obvious.

Mountain takes a step back, holding back a laugh.

“The dish soap? You’ve been using dish soap?”

“Yeah, what’s wrong with that?” Dew looks between the two ghouls as the both stifle a laugh .

“Dish soap? Seriously?” Aether tips Dew’s head back and gently pours water over him.

“Hey, if it cleans the dishes, it cleans me as well.”

Mountain doubles over with laughter and Aether tries, and fails, to hold back a giggle as he rubs shampoo into Dew’s hair.

“Why are you laughing, I’m right!”

That makes the pair laugh even harder.

“Oh darling, you are so not right.” Aether rinses the shampoo from his hair.

“Well it was working.” Dew pouts.

Mountain’s laugh dies down to a giggle.

“It wasn’t working. Not at all.”

“I was doing my best, okay!” Dew’s trying not to laugh now, realising maybe he’s logics are a little silly.

“This is what you use.” Aether holds up the bottles of shampoo and conditioner he’d just been using. “No more dish soap, okay?”

Dew pouts again.

“But it smells like apple.”

“We can get you apple scented shampoo, i promise.” Mountain says.

Dew think about it for a second.

“Okay, deal. No more dish soap.”

Aether pulls Dew out of the bath. “And to make up for laughing at you.” He wraps the small ghoul on a towel. “I’ll dry your hair with the hair dryer. I know you like the hair dryer.”

“Hmm, I do like the hair dryer. So warm.” He pauses for a second. “I guess I can forgive you both then.”

#this definitely isn’t based off real life events from when I found out my partner used dish soap to wash their hair #the band ghost #ghost headcanons #nameless ghouls #dewdrop ghoul #mountain ghoul #aether ghoul

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milomilesmib · 10 months

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Nico, holding up a half-eaten slice of pizza: Percy... Help...

Percy, taking the pizza: what the fuck? What's wrong with you?

Will: *trying and failing miserably not to laugh his ass off*

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 7 months

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the among us vr announcement hit different when youre a schell games stan

#ieytd #i shouldn't even be tagging it as that really #john juniper #him either #crackpost #i picked up a pen (art)#theres another (more popular) amogus ieytd shitpost from the discord but i dont know if you guys deserve it #also this is based off real events after the announcement i DID put on a suit i DID change my color to green and i DID impersonate john #it was fun honestly i'd do it again

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offkilterkeys · 7 months

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Jake: But roxy! JAKE: I dont want to steal!

ROXY: you c jake ROXY: sometimes ya just gotta take what you can get ROXY: that is to say ROXY: take whatever you can get your grubby mitts on!!!!!

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #ignore the fact that Jake’s text color is WRONG #jake english #roxy lalonde #jakeroxy #they are besties #i drew this in class #This idea is that she’s trying to get him to be okay with stealing #From earth c five below #This is based off real life events #Where my friend wouldn’t stop stealing from five below #And I almost cried every time cause it #stresses me out #hashtag autism

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aka-indulgence · 8 months

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You: (eating red dragonfruit)

You: (slips fruit on shirt) Oh dang

HT!Sans: what's wroooooOOOOOOOOO

HT!Sans: (sprint grabs you) ARE YOU OK

You: huh???? What???

HT!Sans: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING!!!

#based off real life event (kinda) jajd #i was eating dragongruit and spilled some juice on my skin and it surprisingly look close to blood #nsjdf #incorrect quotes #ht!sans: AARGHAGRG #you: its just-#ht!sans: BLOOD #you: babe-

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snowyh2o · 1 month

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I wonder if Alastor had an absentee dad that just showed up one day when he got famous as a radio host and tried to re-enter Alastor’s life.

Maybe that’s why he was so pissed at Lucifer for just showing up like he did.

#hazbin hotel #Alastor #Alastor hazbin hotel #my thoughts #Alastor’s daddy issues #somewhat based off of real life events/laws In Louisiana at the time #but there’s a very good chance Alastor grew up with only his mom #or only briefly knew his dad #and with how much he adores his mom there’s probably a lot of resentment towards his absent father #which would translate well to Lucifer who was absent from Charlie’s life #and only showed up now after Charlie’s done pretty much all the heavy lifting for the hotel #50% how DARE he have the audacity to show up NOW #and 50% I can’t have Charlie think he can replace me #and 100% fuck you in particular

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2knightt · 2 months

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🌷. song: This is Home by Cavetown with CadeSibling!Reader?

yes cult leader whatever you say cult leader

also i had no ideas for this…so like…ignore this if jt seems lazy that is not who i amdeep down trust.

some called you the weird kid. you never knew why—you just wanted to express who you felt you truly were.

“look at your hair! what? it’s funny!”

“you’re wearing that? …again?”

“do you even know how to talk?”

hearing a repeat of that throughout your childhood and through some of your teenage years—you tended to shut yourself in.

you never expressed yourself like that again to anyone. well, expect to your brother, johnny. he was the one and only acceptation.

he never made fun of you, he always understood where you were coming from weither you were right or wrong.

johnny always rubbed your back as you tugged at the ends of your hair, sighing.

he always promised to get the two of you out of there. he always did.

“soon, you won’t have to worry ‘bout that, y/n. i’ll get us outta ‘ere. when have i ever lied to you?”

he’d always mumble, a small grin on his face. johnny always had that greaser-fire to him before his face was covered in scars.

sometimes you were the one comforting him—saying that you’d be the one to get you guys outta there.

you could never tell if he did believe you.

and the minute you knew he didn’t was when he laid on his deathbed, 3rd degree scars all over his body. the only thing you could do as he slipped in and out of consciousness was hold his hand.

you and johnny were the only cades to ever enter that room and you were the only one to walk out.

he promised to get you out. he did. johnny never lied. your johnny, your brother, would never lie to you about what he really felt.

especially after he’d defend you day and night.

“guys, jus’ give ‘em some space.”

he’d tell his friends who’d tease you when they came across you. you never were too fond of them—but they were friendly enough for you to be civil.

the johnny who fixed your hair would never leave you alone in this. he’d promised that you’d never sleep alone in that lot—ever.

why? why did he break his promise now?

the question kept ringing in your mind as you sat beside him on his hospital bed. you wanted to ask him why—but you couldn’t.

you couldn’t communicate even if you tried.

#i know this song is TECHNICALLY ABOUT BEING AROMANTIC #and being transgender but like #idk #and i KNOW I USUALLY GO BASED OFF OF MEANING #but not this time….#i’m bending the rules for cult leader #leo’s extra special event! ‧₊˚ ✩#johnny cade platonic #johnny cade SIBLING ANGST REAL #JOHNNY CADE FUCKING DIES #sorry #johnny cade imagine #johnny cade blurb #the outsiders #ignore how this is one of my longer event pieces btw

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iisthings · 6 months

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My tmnt mutant mayhem self insert character would just be a cinema worker who has to kick the turtles (minus Leo) out of the movies because they tried to sneak into fnaf

#based on real events #i had to send so many 15 and under sear olds out #just got off work and they ruined my will to live /j #tmnt mm #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem

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moe-broey · 7 months

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THE PROTOTYPE MOE............... 👁️👁️

#feh #WAAUGHGHH THEY'RE SO CUTE AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO GENDER HERE...... so proud of them 🫡#LOOOOOVE the slightest characterization of them being smug. so true and so real #it really does fill me w SO much joy though seeing the guy my guy is based off of.... literal prototype guy #also the. implication. you can summon more summoners. that seems like it'd be against the rules LMFAOOO #i also just really love the idea of kiran is just the guy we ended up following canon-wise.#beyond that there is a whole summonerverse.........#i MEAN that has ALWAYS been a part of the lore i guess LMFAO BUT LIKE. IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP TRACK TBH #like how is it we ended up w lif who ended up w A You (from an AU in the literal sense)#and then there's like one million other guys out there. who aren't you.#were all of those guys important to lif??????? does it just change based on the player's personal hc actually??????#like alfonse is just a blorbo in law to my sister. sometimes our tastes overlap and sometimes they don't LMFAO #actually so many questions. does every fe multiverse have a lif? surely not? does feh have canon events like in spiderverse LMFAOOOO #I NEED TO KNOW. AM I READING INTO THIS TOO MUCH??????????#WAIT NO OBVIOUSLY NOT ACTUALLY. WE LITERALLY LIVE IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE ALFPNSE DOESN'T GO LIF MODE #WHY AM I ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS ⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️#literally i have one braincell and he is fighting for his fuckinh life at all hours of the day.#moe tag

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magolandandfriends · 10 months

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Hey mags! Have you every heard of something called TETRIS 99

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MAGOLOR LOOK AT THE SCREEN YOURE LOSING!!!! MAGOLOR PLEASE MAKE YOUR PLAY!!!!! MAGOLO-

(“Daisy what happened you said you were gonna posts old asks” I FORGOT :(((((( plus I got this bad boy last night and I couldn’t skip it)

(But it’s OK- I swear this time the next ask is going to be responded with a comic like the backstory asks with Susie and Marx, well at least I’ll try too- but I know it’ll have a follow up- and I really gotta remember to finish it because it got asked twice and that means OH BOY I GITTA GET TO WORK-)

(Also as you can see here it’s Magolor in a different outfit (its another robe/cloak, except It’s pajamas-) Probably won’t draw this one again unlike Susie’s casual outfits, it’s mainly after work/casual nighttime outfit so enjoy this silly little robe)

(bUT THANK YOU FOR YHE ASK!-!2!2!!/!/ I like this one a lot just because I like playing Tetris and Magolor likes playing Tetris in this AU S O- once again thank you for the silly ask!!!!)

#Magoland and Friends!#Magoland and Friends! AU #kirby #kirby series #kirby askblog #kirby au #kirby fanart #fanart #kirby doodles #doodles #Magolor #magolor fanart #IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS WHEN I SAVED THE DRAFT THE FIRST TIME IM GONNA SCREAM #but it’s ok I can type them again quickly #but after this he got 7th place #totally isn’t based off real life events (it’s my gameplay)

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tailspilled · 2 years

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Sonic and Tails lexapro adventures

#really stupid doodle based off real life events of me and my brother #tails is there for emotional support #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #tails #miles tails prower #tails the fox #my art #sonic boom

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