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sp00n-planet · 1 year

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They are siblings your honor

#jrwi #just roll with it #my art #art #jrwi art #jrwi jay #jrwi chip #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #chip bastard #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #im on ep44 rn and AAA screaming crying #i love these bastards sm #im proud of how i drew chip it look like three tries tho

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candymoth-art · 2 months

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"All women are queens" Basil Hallward vs "If she breathes she's a thot" Lord Henry Wotton

#Wotton is the kind of misogynist gay man to be disgusted by female anatomy #wouldn't stop me from making out with him but he'd probably call me a slur #the picture of dorian gray #basil hallward #lord henry wotton #henry wotton #dorian gray #i need to draw this #i love these bastards sm

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nordidia · 8 months

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my man resorted to the most un-ethical method he could think of: guilt-tripping the guilt-ridden

#i love them sm #did u know most of my raph n leo art is based on my irl childhood best friend #what a bastard #my art #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #magnetic duo #nordidia art

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onetaho · 2 months

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forgot to post earlier, but here’s a (scuffed) screencap redraw with my alastor redesign!!

#onetaho's art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #radio demon #hazbin hotel redesign #his head is more flat in the official show compared to how i draw him HELP #i love this deer bastard sm #i will probably draw a charlie redesign next hehe

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lokimobius · 26 days

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LOKI S02E02 “Breaking Brad”

#loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #lokius #lokitvedit #lokitvsource #mcuedit #marveledit #loki tv #loki #mobius #mine #smug bastards in the first gif i love them sm #i am yet again giffing them doing nothing much #my darlings you are so pretty just standing there #episode 2x02 breaking brad you will always be famous to me

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

#and why do i fucking love it sm.#dumbass coworkers? toxic bffs? bastard x likes the bastard and is mad about it? insufferable husbands?#they're both besties but i can't prove it!!!! i swear they're like the besties ever i promise #same characters different font tbh. asigiri and gege working together to make the funniest duos in their respective series #auuughhh i love tired perfectionist blonds who wear glasses and are absolutely fucking done with their one specific coworker #jjk #bsd

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thebiscuitlabryinth · 2 months

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Cookiekind, in general, seems to hold the strange belief that Shadow Milk Cookie, as the Beast of Deceit, does not understand truth. This is because they have burnt ash for brains, and cannot comprehend that a change in superficial title does not mean that Shadow Milk Cookie is no longer the Master of Knowledge. Even if it did, a deciever can only be effective by understanding the nuance of truth, for the greatest lies are created through its flexibility.

So despite popular opinion, Shadow Milk does recognise, understand and know truth. Well, he knows everything, but especially something as fundamental as that.

Look, here's a truth, right now; Shadow Milk Cookie quite likes Pure Vanilla Cookie, in spite of everything.

Not in the soft, fluffy cotton candy way, of course. Shadow Milk likes Pure Vanilla in the same way a cat likes a mouse, or a researcher likes a test subject, or a puppeteer has a favourite puppet. He likes him because he is a source of entertainment – having such a soft, simple heart makes him fun to watch struggle with silly emotions, and easy to taunt and frazzle. That's all, really. Shadow Milk can't even say he likes him to the point of wanting to crack him open and see what makes him tick, because he doesn't need to. He already knows everything about Pure Vanilla, right down to the composition of the yeast in his body, because he has constantly kept his eyes on him since the start.

It must be said though, if we are to talk in truths, that Shadow Milk may have some biases that make him more invested in Pure Vanilla's continued existence. Namely, the fact that he holds his Soul Jam.

Now, obviously he doesn't like that this little half-cookie, this unworthy, flimsy vessel, holds half his power. On the contrary, it is nothing but an insult to watch him clumsily flaunt it around while Shadow Milk stays unjustly shackled. It is the only transgression Pure Vanilla has ever committed against him, but it is a blasphemous one.

And yet, even with his bubbling rage at the disrespectful theft of his rightful power, Shadow Milk sometimes likes to toy with the idea that he is a gift, a plea for forgiveness from the Witches that he can righteously ignore. After all, Pure Vanilla has his Soul Jam – his, not theirs – and does that not make Pure Vanilla his too?

Naturally, Shadow Milk knows that the Witches are horrible, selfish old tyrants and would not grant him that grace, but that does not change the fact that Pure Vanilla is, for all intents and purposes, his other half. There is something powerful in that knowledge, especially since he knows it would tear Pure Vanilla apart.

So Shadow Milk does like Pure Vanilla quite a lot, even with the full knowledge that he's a dirty little thief, because he is entertaining and, most importantly, he is his.

Now, here is another truth, since we're already on a roll; Shadow Milk Cookie will escape the Seal and get his Soul Jam back.

It's an inevitability, really. Even if Shadow Milk feels like he is absolutely crumbling of boredom stuck in this stupid tree, especially since the rest of the Beasts have one by one drifted into a bitterly restless slumber, they are all far too strong to be contained by a single measly seal forever. The day will come when it gives way beneath the probing of his hands, and with the cracks in the tree nearly large enough for him to stick his fingers through, he knows that day will come much, much sooner than later.

As for what comes after he escapes? Well, Shadow Milk has no concerns there.

The Faerie Cookies may have longer lifespans than average, but sadly that doesn't make them any smarter. It'll be a piece of cake to knead their doughy brains into doing what he wants them to, even with half his power missing. The Guardian is the only one who poses any real threat, and even that has a laughably easy solution, because he certainly isn't immune to crumbling.

Shadow Milk picks at the slim seam of the cracks with hands that are not his own, encouraging them to grow as he takes a moment to fantasise standing over the Guardian's pathetic crumbs.

Speaking of laughably easy solutions, Pure Vanilla is awfully kind to come to Beast-Yeast, right on the cusp of Shadow Milk's escape! Really, Shadow Milk was estatic when he overheard him discussing those travel plans. It saves him the trouble of having to track him down once he's finished freeing his friends and razing the Faeriewoods to the ground.

Even better, having Pure Vanilla around to welcome him back to the free air could prove to be useful. It would be so deliciously poetic, for Pure Vanilla to cut down the tree with his stolen power and set Shadow Milk free with his own hands, offering himself up in a syrupy spotlight to reunite the two lost halves of Knowledge to its true owner.

Shadow Milk could push him into it, he thinks confidently as he twists his claws into the fracture, grappling at the edges to force them wider. He knows Pure Vanilla better than Pure Vanilla knows himself, he is sure. It wouldn't even be hard.

Now, let's review! Shadow Milk Cookie quite likes Pure Vanilla Cookie, that is the first truth. And he will escape the Seal and get his Soul Jam back, that is the second.

These truths coexist, and because they do, Shadow Milk has long decided he won't immediately crumble Pure Vanilla into fine dust when he takes his Soul Jam back.

Oh, he could, and so easily too. Shadow Milk has held Pure Vanilla's hunched form in his palms dozens of times, in the pit of the abyss, has felt how fragile and weak it is – not that Pure Vanilla ever notices, the silly, blind thing. He has curled his claws around his silhouette like a cage countless times, and entertained and irritated himself with how easy it would be to crush him in one fell swoop.

Yes, he could crumble him without a second thought, but that wouldn't be much fun, would it? It's not like he needs to destroy him to be able to retrieve his Soul Jam, and really, it would be a bit of a waste. He's been waiting to meet him – really, truly meet him – for oh so long, to get rid of him immediately would just be anticlimatic. Nobody likes a boring ending, least of all Shadow Milk.

There is a sudden, audible crack, and Shadow Milk's hands finally breach the containment of the bark, fingers quickly scrambling to anchor themselves on the edges of the open wound. An uncontrollable, wild grin splits across Shadow Milk's face, or whatever is currently left of it, wide and eager.

He lurches forward, all of his eyes narrowing in on the wispy traces of light outside, with the exception of the one that always follows Pure Vanilla like a curse, currently watching him settle into an airship with some teeny, insignificant Cookies. Anticipation begins to simmer the endless darkness around him, finally, finally, finally making him feel alive for the first time in far too long.

Somewhere nearby, Silent Salt is slowly beginning to rouse, and Shadow Milk's grin stretches even wider. They don't make a sound and hardly move, but Shadow Milk knew they would be the first to wake. They always are.

Finally, a third truth, to neatly complete the rule of threes; Shadow Milk Cookie is looking forward to properly introducing himself and the other Beasts to Pure Vanilla Cookie.

This one doesn't need any further explanation. After all, there is nothing more thrilling than a good reveal.

The wood groans pitifully beneath his harsh grip, the noise mingling with the distant thrum of an airship in motion, and Shadow Milk's quiet but sharp giggling.

Ah, he can't wait to see Pure Vanilla's face when he realises the true identity of his precious Light of Truth.

#sorry. i was overtaken by demons (sm) it will probably happen again #this pov was an interesting one to write in!#my current conclusion on sm is that he is very entitled and very sure of himself #(hence the confidence that he knows all about pv here. and the irritation in canon when it doesn't work)#basically he's a whole bastard. love that for him though <3 #shadow milk cookie #crk #cookie run kingdom #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #← implied but the nature is up to interpretation #the biscuit library

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mynqzo · 8 months

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mersi ┊ bhaalspawn ┊bg3

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 dark urge #mersi #look at my boy!! so spooki and evil !!!#love him sm honestly i made him such a lil bastard

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insomniacirl · 4 months

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JRWI Riptide episode 115 spoilers !!

I have so many thoughts about this episode dear lord.

HOLY FUCK THE FIRST HOUR OF THIS EPISODE WAS INSANE??? LIKE, INSANE INSANE. ISTG MAN- I COULD NOT. I CANNOT.

Jay being the 'child of the sun' WAS SO FUCKING REAL MAN.

Finding out about Lizzie was actually heart-stopping

CHIP WITH THE "We can't leave her-" VOICE BREAKING, ON THE VERGE OF TEARS- STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE- GOING BACK TO SAVE HIS SISTER OR CONTINUE FORWARDS FOR HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE CAN NEVER COME BACK??? OH MY DAYS MAN.

Chip leaving the room and Gillion following out after him- the conversation that follows- Jay and the rest of the crew being left in this horrible silence after they leave- I can't.

Gillion with the, "Chip, it's not your fault." (Dead. Dead on the ground. No survivors.)

Chip's 'how did you know I was gonna go off alone?' and Gillion's 'I know you.' (Violent sobbing)

GILLION AND JAY DISCUSSING WAR TACTICS- SOBBING. OH MY LOVES- I SWEAR TO THE LORD ABOVE. I WOULD DIE FOR THEM NO WORD OF A LIE.

Gillion telling Chip to let him and Jay handle it, telling him to try and get some rest; Jay and Gillion talking about how to split their crew, Gillion explaining that he was trained for this. As a soldier. Knowing that this is the worst situation they could've been put in- because he's been the one to put people in the same one before. Jay admitting (as much as she hates to) that she knows. She already knows as much. Because she too was trained for the same exact situation. She doesn't want to admit to herself that she knows what's coming- she knows the odds aren't in their favour- she knows that she might not be able to save them- but she has to try. She just wishes she didn't understand what's going to happen.

LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE LINE FROM LIKE- THE ENTIRE EPISODE- GILLION AND JAY. AFTER DISCUSSING WAR TACTICS. AFTER COMPROMISING ON JAY'S LEAVING- TO SAVE CHIP'S SISTER- TO SAVE THEIR FRIENDS. GILLION. GILLION TALKING ABOUT THE IDEA OF A DISTRACTION METHOD. SOMETHING SO STUPIDLY BIG THAT THE NAVY HAVE TO COME AND DEAL WITH IT. GILLION. AND JAY. AND THE PARTING OF WAYS.

"Go set some fires, demigod."

GILLION TIDESTRIDER. CHARLIE SLIMECICLE. THE MAN THAT YOU ARE. THE CHARACTER THAT YOU ARE.

JAY FERIN. CONDI CONDIFICTION. HELLO? HELLO??? FUCKING CHILD OF THE SUN. HOLY SHIT THAT GOES SO HARD. HER EYE GLOWING AS SHE READS WHAT NO ONE ELSE CAN? GOING ON ALONE WITHOUT HER TWO BEST-FRIENDS TO FIGHT AGAINST HER BLOOD FAMILY. AGAINST THE ARMY SHE GREW UP FIGHTING TO LEAD.

I merely cannot.

Chip and Jay's tearful goodbyes- the most sibling coded to ever sibling ever.

"I love you Jay."

"I love you Chip."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- CAN YOU HEAR ME RETCHING? CAN YOU HEAR ME PEELING THE SKIN OFF OF MY BONES? I'M LIKE GILLION TIDESTRIDER EPISODE 114 HAHAHAHAHAH. HELP ME. PLEASE. THEY MAKE ME INSANE. THEY MAKE ME ILL.

AND THEN CHIP HITTING US WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY MY SECOND FAVOURITE LINE OF THE EPISODE. CHIP AND JAY FERIN. THEIR PARTING OF WAYS.

"Better get moving, Sureshot."

WRAHHHHHHHHHH- CHIP.

I could go on about them forever. We don't talk about like- anything that happens after Jay leaves- we do not mention... the book.

BUT THEN.

Gillion casting deathward on Chip (an undead man who can technically never die again). I'm insane???

The two of them almost instantly dying without Jay LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Gillion arm wrestling a literal titan sized- giant of an enemy.

Chip. That's it. Just Chip 😭

Gillion almost 360 spin-kicking the guy's head off and Grizzly being like, 'He's not a bad guy btw' AND CHARLIE SPITTAKING I WAS PISSING MYSELF THAT WAS SO GODDAMN FUNNY.

THE HOLE IN THE SEA? THEM ENTERING THE WHIRLPOOL? CHIP AND GILLION WAKING UP TOGETHER AND FINDING GRIFFIN? THE DARK WATER CEILING? THE BLACK SAND GILLION AND JAY SAW?

I'M INSANE PT1029381929138102948831201291209???

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swamp-teeth · 10 months

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Old men <3

#art #one piece #onepiece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu #I’m alive I swear #I just forget to post lmaooo #anyway #have the old bastards #I love big luffy #sm #it’s 1 am lol #luffy #zoro

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ronkeyroo · 2 years

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💥 ᴛʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴜʀᴘᴇʀ ― Ardyn Lucis Caelum

❌ ♠ ᴀᴅᴀɢɪᴜᴍ ♠ ❌

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frnkiebby · 26 days

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back on my bullshit bc the bus is fucking late again

he is 3 apples tall and a little baby and no one can tell me otherwise

sweet darling handsome little guy—i wanna throw him~🎃

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welp0w0 · 3 months

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She Lived, Bitch

so..... take a wild guess which blog suddenly updated.........

The Influencer belongs to @spread-the-influence / @ask-the-rag-dolly

#my art #welp art #digital art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc ragatha #[the influencer]#spread the influence #theinfluencer!ragatha #me when i was about to go to sleep but TI with FANGS dropped #so i gotta.. i gotta draw her #tis the law...#this smugass bastard #i love and hate her sm #enjoyed drawing the wide smile and fangs for her tho :>

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wierdlesbian · 12 days

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My Bully hyperfixation is back lol

Here's Bif Taylor

#bif taylor #I love this bastard sm #Second fave lol #bully game #bully scholarship edition #bully fanart #my art

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pralinesims · 6 months

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i want to give you an excuse to show more Aaron. show the very first screenshot of him that you have, and the very last one. let's see how he changed :)

Thank you sm for the spontaneous ask, this is so sweet of you ♡ (also having a legit reason to post even more Aaron is amazing lol, ty for that too!!)

Okay, let's see...

Pic 1 is from 2016 or 2017, not the first, idk exactly when I took this screenshot, but it's the oldest I have of him on my SSD. Aaron himself as a sim exists since 2016! // Screenshot número dos is from roughly 2? hours ago (wanted to have a fitting avi for october)

Besides the obvious switch to maxis-mix, all over I didn't touch a single slider on his face ever since I've made him. Like, the only things that I changed was stuff like skin deets, though I'm very picky with those as I have a hard time to adjust with all face-based changes when it comes to him. It wasn't too long ago that I was finally satisfied with another pair of eyes other than his original ones, it legit felt like a huge success lol.

#i could talk all day about my fav little sad bastard hipster dude #ty again! I love asks sm #oc facts #my sims #aaron

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skyafied · 8 months

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That new Spy art has awakened something in me….again…………[WIP]

#eden art #wip #I don’t know how to draw Spy OR dresses….sorry guys…….#still wanted to give it my best shot though!! I love these bastards sm #it’s been entirely too long since I’ve drawn Heavy in a dress too so I guess this works out #tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavy tf2 #heavy is the prettiest princess tbh #spy tf2

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