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#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉
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#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#one look at loki like well the kids need a stepmom 😂#running on alarmingly little sleep feeling like i dreamed this entire episode lmao???#my man don out here smoother than the god of stories you love to see it 😭😭#probable jet ski salesman of the year got the potential ruler of the multiverse down badder than imaginable we live in the best timeline#don#owenwilsonedit#marvel#dianagifs#loki s2 spoilers
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Imagine one day Persephone comes to camp and everyone is freaking out "it's so rare for a god to physically show up at camp ! She must have a very important quest to give !" But then she walks to Nico and says "Hi Nico, next time you see your dad can you tell him I forgot my dandelion earrings at his palace?" And he's like "for the love of Olympus Persephone I told you to not talk to me in front of other campers it's so embarrassing"
Bonus point if he's with Will and she looks at him and goes
Persephone, smirking : you must be Will
Nico : Persephone
Persephone: Nico told me quite a lot about you
Nico : I'll ask Alecto to bring your earrings back to you. Can you go now
#i love how all halfbloods are desperate to have *one* sign of their godly parent...#and this guy casually hangout with his dad stepmom and stepgrandma#pjo#nico di angelo#percy jackon and the olympians#persephone pjo#solangelo
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Pray for Amphitrite who is probably sat like this right now and is having to console her husband for the umpteenth time about Sally Jackson because her stepson asked him if he dreams about his mom, and instead of reacting normally her husband basically yeeted her stepson to Long Island because he can't deal with his emotions
#pjo series#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians spoilers#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv spoilers#amphitrite#posedion pjo#posedion#percy jackson#“yes i know you love her no you can't just end a conversation with your son because it got emotional that's not how parenting works '#“POSEDION HE'S 12' is something she probably has to remind of multiple times#according to percy she's a cool stepmom and i love that because of most of the stepmoms we see in the pjo universe aren't great#toby stephens
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Will: Persephone's the most gorgeous person I've ever seen!
Nico, his boyfriend, standing right there:
#i dont blame will tho I love Persephone too#but imagine hearing your bf saying your stepmom is hotter than you while your right there lmaoodhdh#nico di angelo#solangelo#will solace#the sun and the star#tsats#tsats spoilers
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TYPECAST: Khaotung Thanawat edition
#khaotung thanawat#the eclipse#tonhon chonlatee#2gether the series#moonlight chicken#a tale of thousand stars#55:15 never too late#only friends the series#my gifs#my edits#mine: khaotung thanawat#mine: typecast#userjamiec#tuserhidden#tuserrowan#tostrangers#joe from blacklist was meant to be here but the scene i wanted to use was ungiffable#but his description is 'no gay all panic'#zero isn't here because we don't know enough about him#but his description is 'maybe gay mostly panic inducing'#didn't do cause youre my boy or charming stepmom because i haven't watched em#yes i know jojo said ray was bi but SHRUG#ktnw typecast: gay panic. look me in the eyes and tell me i'm wrong.#i'm as weak for the os2 ayan opening his eyes as i am for original ofts trailer sand smoking so it goes in okay#55:15 is genuinely a lovely little show btw it destroyed me and i love it
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TIMs when lesbians won’t sleep with them
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The Wizard
(@quiddie i love this angry princess and i want her to completely fuck shit up)
#worlds beyond number#aabria iyengar#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wbn pod#she's just gotta keep it on ice#but she cant bec her friends caught quest fever#but she didnt get burned twice at least#i also love her stepmom too much#suvirin kedberiket#suvi the wizard#wbn fanart#did i use my extensive catholic knowledge of liturgical objects in order to draw that censer#absolutely yes#ribbittrobbit#let suvi go absolutely apeshit u cowards
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Tell the Two Fingers,
That Ranni the Witch cometh, to rend thy flesh
#ranni the witch#fanart#ranni#lunar princess ranni#elden ring#elden ring fanart#my art#yes i have not played elden ring#(because i am not good at video games)#but i love ranni. she's the best#she's done no wrong. aside from the murders#(including the murders)#funkiest demigod. slew her own body#slew her stepbro (godwyn) primarily to get back at her stepmom#(or well that's my interpretation of it)#anyway fallen angel by alexandre cabanel stays winning for drama reference
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#solangelo#tsats#nico di angelo#will solace#pjo hoo toa#this is simply for GOOFS#i love solangelo#sorry nico ur stepmom is hot#i bet Persephone was hot AF. i would have been googly eyed too#like damn maam let me take you out fr#will was prolly like “ik where Nico got his looks from”#then realized genetics dont work like that
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18 year old college student Yuuji who brings home his, slightly older, friend Yuuta for a week on summer break.
Yuuta; who only two hours after they arrive and he meets you, Yuuji's stepmom, slides Yuuji some money and tells him to go a couple of blocks to grab snacks. The pink haired boy didn't think much of it, happily agreeing in his puppy dog way and sliding on his shoes before heading out.
He was gone maybe thirty minutes.
His housekey was pulled from the door and he was toeing his shoes off again when he sees you, bent over the kitchen island moaning and squealing as Yuuta stretches you out and fucks you into a drooling mess.
#stepmom slayer yuuta agenda#i love this sad eyed boy#and i know hes got a monster in those pants#yuuta okkotsu smut#yuuta okkotsu x reader#jjk smut#em talks 👄
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why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?
ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.
#all the gods and goddesses in the greek mythology are flawed in their own way#it doesn't make sense why the books were so unnecessarily biased towards certain gods?#it bothers me specifically that hera and athena are SO unnecessarily painted as villains#while posiedon is ‘cool’ dad ‘great’ lover ‘decent’ god ‘reasonable’ than other olympians#i get it he's the main character's father of a children's fantasy novel so rick painted him in a good light#but my man? then why are you painting other gods who are arguably just as bad as him as WORSE#shut up i feel strongly about it#i love the percy jackson series#but i hate how the gods are portrayed#is trials of apollo a good series? yes#does it make sense why he's shown as a human-like god with redemption arc#while hera is reduced to ‘evil stepmom’ and ‘bitch to annabeth’ even if apollo is JUST as bad as her?#no#and aphrodite is not some ‘silly fangirl’ whose personality revolves around shipping percabeth#she is powerful terrifying and cunning who can bestow some of worst revenge on those who offend her#demeter is not a silly crop goddess#her love for her daughter was so strong it almost ended the world and destroyed mankind#shes in charge of harvest and agriculture without her humanity will starve to death#shes just as powerful as the big-3 or at least she should be#posiedon is not this cool perfect rational god#medusa would disagree demeter would disagree pasiphae would disagree odysseus would disagree#apollo cursed women posiedon raped yet ares killed a rapist BUT nooo let's make ares the bad one#percy jackson#rr crit#greek mythology#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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Jennifer Garner giving the performance of her life in Juno (2007) on her knees in the middle of a busy shopping mall pretending to talk to Elliot Page's big fake pregnant belly bc her character cares more about this bonding experience with her future child than all her personal friends and a mall full of strangers seeing her be So Weird with this random pregnant teen
#blah blah blah#juno 2007#juno was and will always be Movie of All Time for me#rewatching as an adult not only is it like ohhhhh. oh. kimya dawson elliot page gnc alternative queer neuroatypical representation#but what i never realized: juno is so so loved by everyone around her#her dad. her stepmom. her friend who seems preppy and flaky but is there for her through it all. even baby daddy is there when she needs him#the craving the yearning for support and love and stability it was always in me because i always deserved it
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omg sparrow fur just got confirmed to become the second leader of skyclan
Ok, that's good. I'll have to think of how to go foward from here.
If Sparrow Heart had died before taking leadership, I was going to write that as her being INFURIATED by it. Remembered forever as Skystar's stooge, his general, his loyal servant, but never having power of her own. And, generations later, she'd grab for it in any way possible.
With her being Sparrowstar, I'm going to keep her ambition and desire for power, but she had a chance to enact her vision in life. She was the first cat to inherit 9 lives, even, with how BB!Skystar is the first leader to die. She continued his "legacy," not out of any actual love or respect to him, but because it's HER TURN.
All these years of groveling, of having to bend and bargain around the desire of stronger cats, now it's HERS. She is the one who bargains, who makes others grovel. No one will make her scared and powerless ever again.
It's going to continue the ferocious rivalry between SkyClan and ThunderClan, especially as Owlstar takes power. Sparrowstar is definitely gone by the time of the River Kingdom's succession crisis, though, she's too battle hungry to rule for so long.
Or maybe Sparrowstar will end up inventing some kitty war crimes and become one of the first Dark Forest cases. After all, it's very in-character of BB!Skystar to not officialize an heir, and force Sparrow Heart to have to carve a path through his bio-kits for the power she is owed...
(Mumbling to self: and then that makes a pretty interesting claim for SkyClan during the River Kingdom succession crisis... "we need no claim to your throne to take it from you")
We'll see!
#better bones au#BB!DOTC#BB!Sparrowstar#Your honor. Women.#Still really fond of the 'arent you tired of being nice. Dont you just want to go apeshit' characterization#In any case I promise to treat her right I love violent women <3#Her mom bumble is so conflicted OH my god#Juicy juicy juicy setup#Brother vs Sister as their exhausted mother who has had so much loss watches on helplessly#All of her friends are gone#She's just got her Emotional Support Grand High Priestess of a Slain God#Obsessed with this whole little overhauled family actually#Dyspraxic translator mother. Tragic angel guardian. Blood God Enthusiast who is actually a chill stepmom#And their children. Become-What-You-Hate and her brother Autistic Owl Man. They are powerful dictators.
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Tfw you want to have linzin happen, but you also want to have azulaang so you can have Azula say:
Take back your airbender, they need someone to ground them or they'll float away
Or have an interaction with Tenzin like:
Tenzin, how dare you break up with my favourite daughter?
Because who doesn't love Lin.
#linzin#azulaang#headcanons#azula would love lin and her discipline#she would see tenzin breaking the relationship off as a betrayal#i guess she could be tenzins stepmom
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Robert James-Collier in The Inheritance
#rob james-collier#robert james-collier#rob james collier#the inheritance#daniel nolastnameyet#mine#a longer trailer this time#i love how trailers always make sure every shot is only like 13 frames long 🙃#his soft fuzzy grey under-chin in the first gif? yes. yes that. want to purr against him like a cat#dressed every bit the Dad™#also noticed this character has no wedding band so $5 on him boning his new stepmom#gotta get that inheritance from her somehow#I'm just kidding pls dont come for me
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Nas'hrah I believe somewhere at the museum mentions The Girl and he says something along the lines of "--that kid, whatever her name was,--" which implies that she Did have a name, which makes sense (pretty much everyone but Enki would give her a name and he very explicitly was not the one who led her to ending A), but it's nice to have a canon confirmation she did have a name
If NAS'HRAH vaguely remembers her having a name I damn bet everyone was calling her by it
#funger bpt#funger2bpt#Fear and hunger#Fear and hunger termina#Nas'hrah#The Girl fear and hunger#I like drawing while watching diff things and one of the things I love drawing to is let's plays of games I'm a fan of#I watched multiple f&h1 playthroughs at this point and I'm a huge fan of when the lets players bother naming the girl just for the fun of i#There were one or two of these that I've seen iirc#One name was Penelope and I don't remember the other one if I'm not misremembering it to begin with#The Girl near the end of her life not having as bad of a life is something I think about a lot#F&h dungeons are a bad place but interacting with like... Cahara or D'arce or Rag couldn't have been described as#''Not tainted with the slightest bit of hope'' or however way Enki phrased it#That's basically like getting a caring stepmom or stepdad or both depending on however way their teams worked#They were all tired and traumatized and fungry but again#That must be so much different from her life prior to being released from the cage#I specifically remember that ''you're doing great'' dialogue in the party talk
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