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maple-pies · 2 months
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AFTG from a D1 perspective
As a D1 athlete from a sport where men and women practice and compete together (thought we are separate teams) here are my thoughts ;)
Whenever the Foxes travel and stay in hotels they have to share rooms (but if Wymack is going to drop the $$ for shower stalls they def don't have to share beds like my team does) but I wonder if they randomize the rooms?? lots of potential there...
(however, USC?? They're big enough that I can def seeing them have to share beds hahahaha)
training trip? do they go on training trip Nora I need to know! Lacrosse sometimes does, so maybe exy would idk... (they go to Florida or PR, Kevin gets hella burnt and Neil gets freckles end of story)
Lift?? They have to be lifting!! I know Aaron and Andrew are really into it and Nicky and Allison fight over the aux
there are days where everyone gets along (even people who hate each other) and there are days where everyones HATES each other (even the people who are best friends) it just happens
men are always puking during practice. Aaron personally gives me big barf boy energy (Nicky canonically yaks already lol)
periods. Having men and women practice together means the women don't GAF about talking about periods while the men stare at their shoes and pretend not to hear hahahha
Abby definitely gets pissed at Wymack and lift coach (they have to have one okay??) for working the foxes too hard, it's the trainer's job to get pissed at coaches okay
just NCAA violations in general. We have to do quizzes and shit to show we know the rules we can't break/rules the school and coach have to follow. (I could make a whole separate post about all the NCAA violations broken haha)
this is no way saying aftg is inaccurate, it just means they didn't ever get caught which checks out
speaking of which, whenever Aaron get's pissed he definitely is like "And we went over 20 hours last week!! I could just report them!!" to Katelyn and she calms him down
Interactions with other teams/greek life. I know there have to be some mixers/athlete events, if not the Foxes then the Trojans for sure.
complaining about dining hall food, I know Kevin's pissed about seed oils or lack of protein, something stupid like that
hookups within the team. okay the Foxes are small, but that just makes it more messy. the trojans have insane teamcest I just know it. (being coed means even more hookups than normal) . cute relationship sex, hate sex, random sex between people you would not believe (i def don't know this from first hand experience what....)
I'm so excited for TSC because we get so see how a "normal" Exy team behaves (I put normal in quotations bc ppl need to understand that D1 athletes, esp ones on a team as good as USC, are definitely not normal people ahahha)
this is definitely just part 1
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snarky-art · 1 year
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I don’t think I’m ever gonna get over the sheer amount of religious symbolism present in toh finale
The colonial puritan, this white man, trying in vain to become God in the only way he knows how, through fire and brimstone and absolute control, only for Actual God (one of MANY, mind you) to be this casual, kind, bi-gender being who presents to Luz, a mortal, through a combination of the things that have loved and protected her son (Hooty, Eda’s bad girl coven shirt, the glyphs that Luz uses) and who wants magic to be accessible to all so they can enjoy and experience life, who tells jokes, and wants the first and last thing said to his son directly from her to be a bread pun about how much he loves him
How the symbol of a Winged Being Shrouded in Light who helps guide and save is this wild witch who’s imbued in this pagan magic, who’s fully embraced and accepted her disabilities and the very things Belos deemed wrong through the eyes of his ideology
How The Archive is this halo atop the head of the god figure, how it begins to fall and crumple the moment Belos takes over to reach his idea of godhood
The Titan’s body, controlled by Belos, reaching towards the heavens in the same image of Adam in The Creation, trying to touch God, the idea of touching what gave life to everything as symbolized by his connection with Adam, everything being obliterated where it stands while this is happening, and then how only in being bereft of Belos’s soul did life finally return to what is posed as Adam, without the need of the God imagined by Belos
Etc. etc. etc.
There is just,, so much
I am in shambles
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leossmoonn · 6 months
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dilf | mike schmidt
summary - mike as a dad
warnings / includes - reader is fem. otherwise fluff :D (also there’s so much background and plot like sorry not sorry lol I really like to ramble)
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if there’s another fnaf movie… mike needs to be a dad. i know that’s not the plot at all and wouldn’t make sense, but i think the box office would benefit from that!
mike is already kind of a dad. he’s been raising abby for a few years now. he wouldn’t consider himself any type of caregiver because well, he thinks he’s quite terrible. and the term ‘brother’ is so much less daunting than ‘dad’. so when you two found out you were pregnant, he felt more fear than excitement. it wasn’t a surprise really. you two hadn’t been using condoms as regularly, but he was more stunned that now he was going to be a father and he was terrified.
regardless of how he felt, he supported you in every way possible during pregnancy. he was literally perfect. dude did the bare minimum and more! every day he would ask what you wanted to eat each day, no matter how weird the cravings were, and he would try his best to honor them. he gave you massages, went on walks with you, talked to the baby, went on doctor appointments with you — he even scheduled extra ones when you weren’t feeling well because he was so scared of you or the baby dying or something.
and after the whole freddy’s pizzeria fiasco — glad you weren’t pregnant during that lmao — he was able to get a job as a sales associate and become a manager with the help of him taking some online college courses. (you definitely helped with convincing him he was good enough to go back). abby was making new friends at her school and even helping you out when you were pregnant: making desserts for you, giving you advice on baby clothes, already making plans with the baby to play house or dress up. things were looking up.
until you give birth.
now, as we mentioned, mikey poo was a little nervous when he found out you were pregnant. and things went so well with your pregnancy, he kind of forgot to think about what it was actually going to be like when the baby was here. he was about to shit his pants fr while you were giving birth. but then they put the baby in your arms and everything just came together for him. cliché to say, i know, but it’s real!!!! and god, when he finally got to hold his baby, he was wrapped around her little finger. (i’d like to think he’s a girl dad — we already kind of see that with abby). she has mike’s big brown eyes and your cute nose. she looks exactly like a mix between the two of you.
for the first few months, mike was more focused on you than the baby. don’t get me wrong! he’s great father, but he just had that mindset that everyone wanted to take care of the baby: your parents, vanessa, even abby, but nobody was taking care of you. (doesn’t that just make your ovaries scream??) so he made it his mission to help you out with everything he could, on top of the baby, which he absolutely didn’t mind. lowk, mike is a house wife.
in the night, you two would trade shifts for the baby. there were times where he knew you were so tired from breastfeeding and just taking care of the baby during the day in general — he had to work full time still to be able to provide for you guys — that he would take full night shifts and let you sleep. it was basically like working at freddy’s so….
when you started going back to work, mike would make sure the laundry was done, house was always clean, each meal was made, abby got to one place or another. of course, he spent as much time taking care of the baby as he did with other things, but you were just under so much stress and he felt as though the best thing he could do for you was take most of the mental load. soon you became accustomed with being a mom and soon your workloads were basically evenly split.
okay enough of the background.
mike loves playing with the baby. sooo crazy, right? lol. he loves doing tummy time with her, playing peek-a-boo, talking in funny voices. he also loved picking out outfits for her, even though he actually has no sense of fashion and you quickly banned him from buying anything in the store. i think his favorite thing to do with his baby girl is making her laugh. ugh! baby laughs are so cute in general, and it just made his whole world. unlike everyone in the world, besides you and sometimes abby, no one really liked mike. well, no one gave him a chance and to be fair, he didn’t really let them. it wasn’t until he met you where we felt complete and whole and happy and not afraid of risks. and it wasn’t until the baby where he felt a true sense of purpose and he was happy with how his life turned out.
his absolute favorite sight in the world is seeing you, abby, and the baby play. the house has never been filled with as much joy as it is when y’all are playing. everyone’s giggling, teasing each other, fawning over the baby. its literally like the perfect family he never got to have :,).
he also absolutely adores you as a mom. he thinks you are the best mom ever. and of course he should think that anyways, but he believes it with his whole being. being a first time mom, you were nervous of course. but in the first month, all you did was berate yourself for not being a good mom and not knowing your baby’s needs, but with mike’s reassurance and time, you gained more and more confidence.
when the baby starts going to daycare, mike is actually terrified. he starts to look for jobs he can do at home because he’s so scared that what happened with garrett is going to happen to his baby. but with multiple background checks, questions, lowk spying, he tries to trust the daycare center you two choose.
random note before i stop talking. mike is a sleepy guy and so is the baby. the two often nap together with the baby on top of his stomach. AH. looks so cute. sometimes his hand is on her head or back, or her little fingers are wrapped around his thumb. you have countless of pictures of them in this one situation. i’d like to think mike doesn’t really sleep when the baby is on his stomach because he’s afraid she’s gonna fall or he will roll over, but he stays as calm and quiet as he can so she can rest.
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deadduvznap · 9 months
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i wanna fuck blade SOOOOOOOOOOOO bad oh my malora pulling his hair so hard hes a sadistic fuck but if you smack the shit outta him hed definitely like it
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bubblegumbarbie33 · 5 months
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Lip Gallagher being aromantic makes sense for me now that I'm thinking about it. "But wait," I hear you cry, "He's in love with Karen in S1-S3, and he's in a relationship with Tami at the end of the series.". Yes. Good job. Guess what? Aromantic people can still experience romantic attraction, it's just on the rarer side. But also, let's examine some of those relationships real quick.
He says he loves Karen romantically and alright, he might. Or- and hear me out here- is he just chasing another Monica? Another 'crazy', promiscuous, manipulative woman who crashes in and out of his life like a freight train. He feels attached to her because he sees her as a mirror of Monica, even if he doesn't recognize it. However, without all of this analyzing, we can still freely say that Lip loved Karen while still remaining on the aromantic spectrum.
Now, Tami. Tami Tami Tami.
As far as I can remember, Lip never even said he loves Tami. To me, to me PERSONALLY, I feel that they have no romantic tension. Every time they meet in the beginning it's for sex, which is fine. I think that they're a fun painting for a friendship. And then Fred happens, and they decide to stay together to co-parent- but honestly, do we see any real romantic chemistry between them? Or is it two people just trying to get by as best they can? And S11 gives us a little glimpse into their life and their perceived domesticity, but none of it makes them seem like these two, deeply in love, alight with romance, soulmates. And that's fine too- but I just don't get the vibe that Lip loves her romantically- at least not to his full extent and not YET. I think he could come to love her fully with time. (Or maybe I'm reading the situation completely wrong- you tell me!)
Anyway it's just- it's just- it's just- Lip is aromantic. He loves sex, and he doesn't understand why everyone around him is so lovesick all the time because he's felt it ONCE and it went really badly
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lovemewednesdays · 6 months
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Okay, so after this post, I'm gonna sign off for a bit because I am still reeling and, frankly, unwell, but I have things to do today.
As a writer, I try not to police what people write. I think it's super reductive and leads to a lot of misunderstanding and shame, and that's not what art is about, right?
But I'm getting so sick and tired of seeing disabled characters treated like shit. I'm getting so, so, so tired. I'm tired of having to soothe myself after a disabled character only speaks of self-loathing, wanting to die, or even actually dying. I'm so tired.
It's traumatic.
And then the (often non-disabled) writers of said character say, "It's the most interesting way" to end the arc.
Is it? Is death more interesting than seeing a disabled character find joy and happiness and love? Death is more interesting?
I don't think it is. I see disabled characters die all the time. I'd be much more interested to see them live a full fucking life, thank you very much.
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lilydoesdrawsometimes · 11 months
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A text post? From me? How strange... TW before you go ahead: This is a long rant. I swear a bit, and talk about some toxic stuff in the TSP fandom, and touch on some sensitive topics.
But no, really, I want to say this because I feel like it's getting more and more prevalent and I just feel like garbage every time I see stuff about it.
And first, let me preface that I understand where a lot of these people are coming from, I really really do, but honestly I think this is the shittest way to go about things.
What is this thing I am talking about? It's the "Yaoi" "Old man" "Clock 0ut ruined TSP" bullshit. Honestly it's got me so fucking irritated because this fandom has become one of very few things that brings me comfort lately.
And like I said I understand that representation in media is essential - skinny, white, attractive characters are literally what 90% of media is, we know this. So representation is important, essential, and everything when it comes to creators adding their stuff in. But that's where my agreement with that part of the argument stops.
90% of people are entitled to their ideas, their creations, their thoughts, all of it. They are an individual who absolutely deserves to express themselves and how they feel about something in whatever way they see fit.
Which is why we need to boost the ones who are showing minorities, who are showing a side that you enjoy - not just fucking shitting on the people who do the things that you don't like or who follow the majority.
You can bitch and complain all you want about the "twinks" and the "skinny white dudes" of the fandom, but you aren't going to stop it. Frankly all you're doing is making amazing artists and creators feel bad about the things they've done for no reason. You're bullying people who genuinely enjoy some media. Hell you're making me feel bad. And I won't say I'm not guilty of the "skinny handsome person" aesthetic or whatever, but:
Being in this fandom has genuinely improved my ability to draw more diverse and older individuals and has pushed me to improve on that.
What is making me not want to do art as a whole anymore are these fucking people constantly shitting on the other people in the fandom. It makes me not want to interact with their stuff, and I admire their things! I love them! But I don't want to see that shit, I don't need to see that shit. It makes me want to unfollow artists who create some wonderful things. Just because you have a certain take on media does not mean it is right nor does it mean that you are the only one who deserves to have any say in how things are made. You can be angry, you can not like media, it's okay to not like Clock 0ut and how it goes, but to suggest that someone shouldn't have made something that is arguably a pretty neat creation is ... sickening. You're literally gatekeeping what people can do because you don't like it.
You can argue that it hurts a fandom but honestly, other than the insane things I see on tiktok (Some of it IS horrifying, don't get me wrong) I have met many amazing creators that joined because of Clock 0ut who have the ability to analyze the depth of this game more than some of the people who claim that Clock 0ut has ruined it.
Not only that but they are wildly kinder people than those who constantly shit on others, people I'd rather be around.
Don't get me wrong I know Clock 0ut has spawned a lot of people who do a bit of harm to the fandom, but frankly that's going to happen with anything that becomes popular, it's just the way things are Look at Undertale...
I joined before I even knew what Clock 0ut was because of the dialogue and in depth nature of the media. I stayed because there are people who have encouraged me to be better, do better, and have become good friends of mine. I just think it's awful that this is becoming even more prevalent, and honestly I really just want to stop seeing it. TL;DR:
Fuck you and stop following me if you're just going to shit on people for enjoying media in the way that they do. There are bad people in every fandom, but just because someone doesn't do something the way you want them to does not mean that it is bad. Promote people who are doing what you want, and stop shitting on people doing nothing but enjoying something. Thank you if you read this far - I can't not say anything about it, especially when it's from people I respect or used to respect, and especially when it runs the risk of hurting people I care for or respect.
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backwardshatpierre · 7 months
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He gets judged for not showing enough emotion. He gets hated for doing exactly that. Granted in not the best way. But fuckin hell it doesn’t warrant all the name calling and abuse that’s been going around. (On top of the daily shit that already gets sent his way!) The apparent need to dissect this outburst of emotions is crazy. He got angry. He may of shoved a member of his team, which if true yes that is bad. He definitely shouldn’t of done that. But to call him so many things, predominately a ‘petulant child’ it’s unwarranted. That term is so incredibly overused and misused within the f1 media it’s so incredibly frustrating. Lance is someone who gets so much hate for just being in the sport that he’s barely used his socials, and his comments were turned off for the longest time because of all the heinous abuse and hate he’s getting on a daily basis for years. To use what happened today to pile so much more of it onto him cause most people feel some grand moral superiority to him is horrible. He’s a person, a human being, where is all the mental health awareness and support that gets preached by so many? Also for anyone who’s paid the slightest bit of attention to Lance, even just in the past year can tell this was seriously out of character. It’s not an excuse but it may be something worth considering.
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evilcatrat · 10 days
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JEAN-YVES MOREAU
in "The Sunshine Court" by Nora Sakavic
or a messy webweave on jean and healing. i didn't get eveyrthing i wanted in there, and it might be not great but by god did the small miracles hit me like a train
??? // Herakles - Euripides (tr. Anne Carson) // Rien ne va plus - Margarita Karapanou (tr. Karen Emmerich) // ??? // The Art of Drowning - Billy Collins // Seeing a Dog in the Rain - Laura Gilpin // The Cow - Ariana Reines // Cosmos - Carl Sagan // Sunrise - Louise Glück //
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vicontheinternet · 2 years
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I'm just saying everything about vampire!bella is a copout.
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edjectedly · 1 year
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I'm curious about your thoughts about Wayne family adventures, the newest Batman movie, and what parts are fannon 👀
Hey! So my argument is actually that the entire Batman movie is fanon! Because of the movie taking place outside of the main DC cinematic universe, it is just as legitimate as any other thing made by a fan. I would also argue the same about the movie Joker.
Wayne Family Adventures is also, in my mind, fanon. But, I have seen a lot more people have issues with Wayne Family Adventures for portraying fanon tropes than anything else, even thought DC is planning on publishing the comic in print, adding it to the DCEU.
To be completely honest, I believe all fanon in DC could be canon somewhere. But if you look at the main continuity, neither of these two pieces of media actually belong in the main continuity and therefore, to me at least, should be considered fanon.
I'll post the paper after I turn it in! So everyone can read all of my claims.
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niishi · 1 year
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sanjis literally fighting his way through his toxic traits and unhealthy coping mechanisms and he's fighting back against his trauma and growing and changing and finding his freedom and I'm so proud of him. Im always critical of sanjis behaviors bc, they are harmful to him. seeing a majority of his outward personality being trauma responses and shit, and then his true self he always hides somehow, and then seeing him get character growth moments but not growing from them... that started to get real old for me. like oda wasn't taking his progression seriously. but wci and onigashima... sanjis had his biggest star moments yet. he's breaking away from his bravado he uses to protect himself. he's trusting the people who love him. who learned every terrible thing about him, who've seen him at his absolute worst, and he's finally trusting them to always love him. he took his power back, his name, wrecked queen, and immediately was like "I kept your mouse safe 😊" to that girl. it felt like he got to go back and save his child self. show him that Everything Was Gonna Be Okay!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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hey-haven · 9 months
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Oops I am ranking TWST books (minus book 7 cause I’m not going into it till it’s released in the english version)
I will be making these seperate posts cause I have too much to say, but I will link each on in order from worst to best starting with the worst
6: Book 2
Easily the worst one, Book 2 just does not do Leona any form of Justice. Despite being one of the smarter characters, Leona’s plan simply does not make sense. Like yeah sure injure some of the stronger players so the competition would be easier but then his grand plan with the Diasomnia Dorm is literally unleashing a stampede to idk crush them? Injure them? Kill them???? (Okay maybe not that far). He does this in a public setting that could have easily gotten innocent bystanders hurt. Plus it’s Malleus we’re talking about, a stampede would not have done the kind of damage Leona would have wanted it to. It just feels like for a character who is often written to be a master strategist, his big plan for the competition wasn’t well thought out like at all. It paints Leona as someone who’s all bark and no bite when it comes to his arrogant attitude about his intelligence, which is annoying because HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT AND SHOULD BRAG ABOUT IT! It’s just this ONE book that doesn’t serve him justice on this aspect of his character!
Another issue the book has is that it paints Leona in a really bad light to the point that I strongly disliked him for a while till reading some vignettes and realizing “oh no he’s an interesting character it’s just that the main book really fucked him over”. We have to remember that Leona is a grown man at 20 years old who made it his mission to literally harm teenagers just to win a sports competition, and while I understand the competition itself is a big deal it does not at all justify Leona’s actions (nor does his backstory). That was all BEFORE he overblots where the harm can be somewhat justified under uhhh temporary magical influence of insanity lol. And at the end of the book he straight up goes “I actually am not going to learn and grow from this.” And he does a little after the events of the book good for him, but when the main theme of each book being about growth and healing from past scars, why the fuck immediately backtrack on that theme right in the second book???
AND! Shdgss another thing that annoys me is that shortly after learning what an overblot is and how it works, following that logic that the audience was literally taught; Ruggie should have overblotted. He was the one constantly using his signature spell, he was the one having to hurt himself to get others hurt as well, he was the one who nearly got directly killed by Leona. That stress and overuse of his magic should have lead to an overblot but it didn’t only because Ruggie isn’t the twisted version of Scar, it’s Leona.
The book very much tried to use Ruggie as a red herring making us think he will be the main boss when it was Leona, but it was done so poorly that looking back it doesn’t even make sense with the in universe explanation on the function of overblots. Yana cared more about making a not so surprising twist than actually putting the effort in making that twist make sense. The fact that I ended the book caring significantly more about Ruggie than Leona is a sign that Leona’s character in this book was more of an afterthought.
You can just tell that Yana did not put the amount of thought and care into Book 2 as she did with Books 1, 4, 6, and even 5 despite that one also not being that good either though for completely different reasons. She heavily relied on the story beats of The Lion King to work with Book 2 leading to a messy and rather uninteresting story that actively paints the main character of the book as a less interesting person than what he actually is shown to be in later chapters and vignettes. It’s especially disheartening when you do get to Leona’s backstory and see the potential was right there the whole time, it just was not given any ounce of effort in the execution.
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emmcarstairs · 1 year
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*pushes back sleeves* Okay then, Cassie, I will write the JB+LH scene.
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tkpuke · 2 years
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do u have any tickle headcanons about the hargreeves sibs? 🥺😭😭
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hell YES I do! my absolute babies, who can never get a break from the world ending </3
slight season 3 spoilers for those who still haven’t finished it !
LUTHER
I saw this one hc that I unfortunately forgot who made it but when Luther’s original body comes back like we saw in the last ep of season 3, he’s 10x more ticklish than ever
Because he f o r g o t what tickling even use to feel like
Boy, will his siblings make sure he won’t forget
Luther definitely always ends up restraining his sibling’s hands to keep them still whenever they drag him into their playful fights
He doesn’t mind, as long as he’s involved in their shenanigans which brings a smile to his face, you won’t ever hear him complain
Luther likes to sometimes pick his siblings up and flip them upside down, then skitter around their stomachs
It drives them NUTS
I can see Luther having a really ticklish back, where you can’t even innocently give a massage to without him squirming all over the place
His underarms? That’s murder. You’ll murder the poor boy
No matter what, he’ll try to purse his lips together to contain the bubbling laughter in his throat
But the farthest he’s gotten successful with that is literally two seconds before his giggles is to be heard around the academy
DIEGO
Diego Hargreeves would respectfully throw a sucker punch to anyone that thought it was a good idea to tickle him
It seems like his siblings, especially Klaus, think half the time it’s a good idea
Diego HATES being held down when getting tickled he just won’t allow it
He sees tickling as something that makes you look weak and vulnerable
So don’t count him a fan
Although when you do tickle him? Prepare for this man to literally scream
Get his ribs if you wanna pull a snort from him
Diego turns into a puddle of goo whenever fingers get ahold of his most ticklish spots
Most he will do is push your face or sputter out giggly protests
“Not so much Mr. Tough guy now, huh?” Do you wanna die?
Diego will make anyone regret their ticklish attacks on him
He will spring back onto his feet and grab at you for his revenge
He would suggest you running, but only because it entertains him more
Nothing wrong with a good chase
I have a feeling Diego doesn’t really understand how to “properly” tickle
He’s one of those people who just roughly scratches any patch of skin and think it tickles like hell
More hurts than anything, you’ll have to let him know
But once he does learn a thing or two on how to get you cackling? You’re in for a ride
ALLISON
Let’s not be dumb, she would DEF use her powers as a advantage when it comes to tickle fights
“I heard a rumor you can’t move” then goes to town
Allison’s personal fav way of tickling somebody is using her nails
C’mon, it brings the best reactions
Allison can be very observant on what exactly gets you to break faster and what spots you just can’t handle for more than a minute
She remembers ALL her siblings worst spots
She reminds them daily she hasn’t forgotten
Tickles the snot out of her brothers if they ever annoy her or to keep them in check
Her laugh is the best you can’t tell me otherwise
Allison isn’t much of a squirmer, she kind of enjoys the sweet bonding act so she’ll let you have your fun
I can see Allison using baby talk to only embarrass her brothers, and also to give herself a good laugh since she can’t take herself seriously when doing so
KLAUS
You can’t punish this guy with a good time
He doesn’t mind getting tickled to pieces at ALL
His go-to’s are usually Diego or Five because they promise revenge right after getting absolutely wrecked
Klaus wears crop tops and ripped jeans for a reason
But he’ll never admit it
My man just straight out CACKLES
No giggles in the beginning, solely loud cackles to be heard a mile away
Thank you to God for blessing us with canon ticklish Klaus in season 3
You saw how Luther BARELY grazes his fingers on Klaus’ knee
So yeah, I’d like to announce that his knees are probably on his top five most ticklish spots list
Along with his stomach, of course
Don’t mind his protests, he says to stop or beg to not tickle there, but he doesn’t mean it
If he starts to wheeze then it’s safe to say he may need a breather
His favorite victims to go after are Five and Diego
Their reactions are priceless to him
The man loves to be a little shit and tease, or sometimes act stupid as if he doesn’t understand why his brothers are laughing so damn much
“I’m trying to go somewhere else, but you’ve trapped my hands in your underarms. Guess I’ll stay here.”
“Very rude of you to not tell me what’s so funny!”
Hugs his sibs from behind then when they least expect it, gets surprised with fingers squeezing their sides
Tickle hugs are his speciality sorry not sorry
FIVE
Every grump deserves tickles
I don’t make the rules here
Five swears on his life he’ll murder you in his sleep if you even DARE to touch him
“Sleep with one eye open.” Yeah yeah, you kind of secretly enjoy it old man
Okay yes his knees may get him to thrash crazily when you squeeze rapidly, yet he never rolls his socks high enough or wear pants to cover them
But have you tried the top of his ribs? No? Trust me on this one
It tickles so bad he sometimes teleports somewhere around the house without realizing it
Other than that? He can’t focus enough to really teleport on command whenever he’s getting tickled to tears
He’s so giggly where there’s no point to even threaten his siblings because they won’t take him seriously
His dimples are the best part of it all
An adorable little shit tbh
His revenge game is strong though
Whatever his sibs did to him? He will do it right back but 10x worse
Mercy isn’t found in his vocabulary
Won’t stop till he’s completely satisfied, which ends up with them being breathless most of the time
He thinks doing that will get his brothers and sister to learn their lesson to not drag him into tickle fights, but he’s still gonna get wrapped up in them one way or another
BEN
Ben, this poor poor angel
Back when they were kids they targeted Ben the most of their tickle onslaughts
His reactions were too cute for anybody to handle
His smile could light up a room instantly
If you wiggle your fingers in the air directly at him? Forget about it, he’s already pleading his case for whatever he did to deserve this mean torture
Tickling Ben is something anybody would do if they get bored
Ben wasn’t exactly the happiest when Klaus kept the tradition going of tickling him out of the blue all thanks to his powers
Gentle tickles works better with him
He can’t handle it give him a break
You see, he tries to get his sibs back, he really does, but it only takes a single poke to his side and he’s crumbling
If you go for his stomach, you’re responsible for his funeral
All due to his power of the tentacles from another dimension coming out of his stomach got him to be veerrryyy sensitive around that area
VIKTOR
Viktor isn’t ticklish in most common places for people
Ears, hips, and neck would receive a good laugh from him
Place hands on his shoulders and slightly squeeze around his neck area, your fingers are getting squashed from Viktor trying to protect the spot as much as he can
He taps out in two minutes tops
Stick with gentle tickling, he prefers it more
Never getting involved with the playful fights his siblings had when they were kids, always forced to watch from afar or be sent to practice on his violin
Caused Viktor’s eyes to light up whenever he sees a tickle fight brawl out and his siblings asking for him to lend a helping hand
He accepts in a heartbeat, loving to feel so included
Five gives him a few pokes here n there as a playful retort
Klaus is Viktor’s number one tickle monster
Viktor never minds the affectionate act
He volunteers in anything if it’s to bond with his lovely siblings
More on the receiving than on the giving, because of hearing tales on how ruthless his brothers and sister can get if you tickle them long enough
If he finds a pretty bad spot? Don’t worry, secret safe with him
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miku-bookclub · 11 months
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kim totally believed every word that angry old man said about her and it sent her into a guilt spiral that ultimately ruined her life and career
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