Really need an ancient greece au. Lily, Dorcas and Mary would be gods. Sirius and Regulus would be some helen-of-troy-esque noble beauties that have captured the attention of the gods. Remus would be some mythical half-man beast that's misunderstood with a tragic backstory. James and Marlene would be an achilles style greek heroes. Pandora would be an oracle. Barty and Evan are basically hades. Peter would be a satyr.