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themakeupbrush · 10 months
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Paris Hilton came out with a kitchen line for walmart and it’s everything I wanted my kitchen to be as a kid
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revenantghost · 10 months
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HOLY SWEET SPACE COWBOY JESUS
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hobohobgoblim · 7 months
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Behold! Toilet Toad!
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rainy19days · 8 months
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This fucking man turns me into a person who'd insert themselves into a fic where I'd just let him ravish me
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morganoperandi · 5 months
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What about an Assassin’s Creed style game where you play as a vampire and have to contend with all the traditional vampire weaknesses?
There’s a day/night cycle that you have to pay attention to.
You can travel anywhere in the city, except you can’t pass over running water, and both garlic and holy places are painful and repellent to you.
If a potential victim tosses seeds on the ground you’re forced into a mini game to gather them all up while they escape.
However, you also get more powerful as you level up, gaining the ability to shapeshift, hypnotize prey, go longer without needing blood. You also have a home you can outfit and decorate and improve.
Does this exist? If not, let’s make it.
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nouearth · 27 days
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thinking about dan stevens in the guest... oh, how hollywood has wasted you, i'm so sorry.
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lost-crown · 1 month
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First it was the 19th, than the 24th, and now I saw people saying it will be in april
Vivienne I am putting my mental health in the hands of the next episode, u can't tell me I need to wait another 2 months
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tenthousand-corpses · 9 months
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spacelabrathor · 25 days
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I deserve love!!
I am loveable!!
I will find that because good things will happen!!
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redisnotonfire · 1 year
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I want what Dan and Phil have and I don’t even know what Dan and Phil have
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nettedtangible · 6 months
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Really need an ancient greece au. Lily, Dorcas and Mary would be gods. Sirius and Regulus would be some helen-of-troy-esque noble beauties that have captured the attention of the gods. Remus would be some mythical half-man beast that's misunderstood with a tragic backstory. James and Marlene would be an achilles style greek heroes. Pandora would be an oracle. Barty and Evan are basically hades. Peter would be a satyr.
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kaldwinroyalty · 1 year
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Stands up on my long left alone dishonored box. I still do wish DH2 didn’t have the character you didn’t choose to play to just, be gone from the narrative till the very end. Corvo and Emily’s relationship is really what I felt brought DH1 together (where it really is Corvo is doing it all for her and she looks up to him so much that she is the biggest indicator of low or high chaos), and the little bit of banter at the start of the game makes me want to see more of how this dynamic has changed as Emily has grown
Maybe instead of “oops you’re a statue now”, Delilah only changes a part of their body to stone. The hand where the Outsider’s mark is supposed to go, its a curse that removes power from that individual, but they can still do other things. Except when the two of you make your break and leave, it slowly becomes apparent that the stone is spreading, the distance from Delilah is causing it to progress as you work your way through Karnacas. Not only do you have to find a way to stop Delilah, but now there is a deadline as your loved one becomes more of a statue and you don’t know if any of it is reversible.
I dunno. I just wanted more Emily and Corvo father daughter bonding
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suguwu · 3 months
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princess mononoke au with getou as san...
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awakefor48hours · 9 months
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Season 6 is the perfect opportunity for Marinette to get akumatized. Alya and Luka know she's Ladybug and she knows that they know. Also Alya has been Ladybug before and Tikki has even said she did a good job at it.
Especially now that Marinette has to live with the fact that she has to lie to Adrien, I can see it happening.
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huozhi · 1 month
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i dont need a blog for an unhinged man done dirty by the law and its twisted sense of justice i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it i dont nee— *gunshots*
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gg-carboxylase · 8 months
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Not the official Only Friends Twitter account telling us there's not many photos to share of NeoMark outside the bedroom because there's not much NeoMark outside the bedroom.
You GET IT lads!
Really, absolutely not what I had on my bingo card for Neo or Mark in 2023 but I'm so fucking stoked for them.
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Someone called Mark a happy boy in Discord and couldn't wait to see him cry. Which, yes exactly that. Sign me up. I am here for it. But also —
This is funny to me because most people don't refer to Khaotung or First as boys.
Mark is older (25). Which makes me laugh my ass off every day I remember it because he plays against Gem and Fourth who are 6-7 years younger.
Mark is the 3rd oldest of the lads on Only Friends. We've got Book (26), Force (26, younger), Mark (25), First (24), Khaotung (24, younger), and baby Neo (22) who won't be 23 until next year.
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