“You take my cock so well.” And Zhongli 🙏?

wake up babes new zhongli post just dropped

Patience is something Zhongli has had to learn over time, and he has had many years to master the skill. But you are testing him. He understands it's not intentional on your end, how could it be as you desperately claw at the sheets and whimper his name while he slowly pushes in his cock inch by inch.

The sweet noises that slip out of you, the stuttered syllables of his name, combined with how tightly you wrap around him, part of him wants to throw your legs over his shoulders so he can finally have the satisfaction of bottoming out inside you. To revel in how you would cry out, and writhe beneath him.

But in matters as delicate as this, patience is a necessity. When he finally manages to rest his hips flush against yours, he waits, allowing you to adjust to his size. Reaching down, to stroke your cheek with his right hand, cooing praises while preparing for the right moment to begin moving.

"You take my cock so well." Your reactions to his words do not help him, the little whine he gets in response is almost enough to goad him into snapping his hips without warning.

Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

I went to an Ilan Pappé talk yesterdays - I really recommend his books if you've not checked them out already. He's arguably one of the worlds leading experts on Zionism and the "Israel"-Palestine conflict, so obviously everything he said was great, but what I want to highlight:

Someone asked him if he thought the protests and petitions and calling you reps and shit would work, and he said no, it never will. It's still important to do that but the powerful will never surrender their power to the powerless just because they ask for it. Asking the UK and the US to cut ties with their imperial outpost in the Middle East is like asking an animal to gnaw off it's own limb - it won't do it unless its only other choice is dying completely.

So who does have the power to put a stop to this, we asked. The working class of the imperial core. That's us, and we are the most powerful people in the world right now, because this war machine can't function without us. Movements like this can only be built from the ground up, so stop looking to the government and start looking to your community. We need to make it more unprofitable to support Israel than it is to cut ties with it.

This is a call to action. The people HAVE the power, and we have to use it. Yes, that's you. Contact your trade union, your workplace, your school, your church, your university. Your friends, family, any connections you have. As many people on board as possible, with one goal: shut it down. Take direct action now.

rick baby if you're not going to hell nobody is

KISHIBE MENTION?

I want to be a vampire too: rant

played 2 routes of ikemen vampire so far. I love the game, but both times I have wished that there was an option to join them as a vampire at the end.

I don't understand why becoming a vampire is posed so negatively in the game, but whenever it comes up in the routes it's coded like it's a terrible option that MC doesn't want to do.

Well, au contraire! If I had a chance to become a sexy vampire in a mansion full of other sexy vampires I would take it ... especially if the person I was in love with was also a vampire. If both are vampires doesn't that mean more time you get to be together??

TLDR I want to become a vampire at the end of my romance and I haven't had my way yet,

My rambling is always cut off by the tag limits 😔

Frankenstein just raw dogging the making of Adam will never not confuse me

You didn’t like.. make a sketch? Or make a mock up of your pieces?

He really just said “trust the process”

Only Oscar Isaac as Leto Atreides could pull me back from my slumber onto this hellhole nearly a year after I last posted… the power of Leto still controls me clearly 😵‍💫 Also seeing Dune again in the cinema gave me whiplash so hard I am SO READY for part two tomorrow I’m SCREAMING

"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

I’ve been really curious about q!Fit for a while now, and I’m glad people are starting to take notice of the strange things around him because I’ve been thinking about them a lot recently. 

Obviously the ominous leaving messages are the primary thing people have noticed. They’ve happened for a bit but most of the characters are just like, “oh Fit is just a silly guy! Just a little goober!” without looking father into them. They caught my interest from the moment they started because, well, q!Fit really doesn’t seem to mess around in that sort of way. Don’t get me wrong, he is definetly a silly guy, but he seems to lean into it mostly with the people he trusts. 

But then I noticed some really odd conisidences. Fit coming on at weird times for only a couple minutes or so, simmilar to what the streamers tend to do before they start streaming. But Fit doesn’t start streaming, and I never see him on anyone’s stream in these periods. It’s like he was preparing for something. 

The thing that stuck out to me the most recently was after Pomme’s nightmare. At a completely random time, without warning or context, immedietly after a code attack, Fit joins the server. He isn’t streaming, and he comes to ask what happened quite quickly. There is no way that his character would have any idea that things were happening, nor would he have any reason to be around. 

What brought Fit to the server at that moment? Or any of the other breif times he’s on for such a short period of time? He acts absolutley normal around everyone, but then leaves the strangest leaving messages. But everyone plays it off, that’s just Fit! He’s just a having fun!

There’s something about it that just doesn’t sit right with me. There’s something wrong with q!Fit and I don’t think his character is contiously aware of it. Instead of taking the warning signs seriously people have ignored them - and I think that’s going to blow up in their faces.

why are you as a man having a wet dream nightmare where another man appears at your shoulder presses into your space and talks in your ear about sexual desires. there's layers to this this is almost hannibalesque in a way

some messy sketches to get back in the swing of things

just saw the opening animation for sonic dream team .... why are they wasting all these fun concepts and gorgeous animations and new characters and characters that havent been playable in forever on an apple arcade exclusive game that almost nobodys going to play

Netflix stop making new shows with good plots and/or good lgbt and poc charaters that you then leave undeveloped after one season in favor of the same 4 cishet basic bitch franchises challenge

Hello all you NATM people it is the lovely hour of 4:30 AM for me.

Anyway if you have the guts, go read “My heart will stop in joy” by @night-at-the-musian. I am permanently changed and altered by my reading of this fanfiction and I am beginning to feel bad about how maybe my fanfics affect other people.

Im gonna curl up in a ball for a couple months and try to remember how to be a human being

I have been awake 24 hours straight on two hours of sleep