I find myself funny and I’m making it everyone else’s problem.

there's something unique about being so deep in the support friend archetype that friends who never invite you to do things complain to you about being the one who always has to invite other people to do things

Martin is with his man again 😍

do you think when they see each other they get a phantom sensation of the sea and the crisp mountain air and the scorched earth and the deep sacred waters of all the places they've traveled together

do you think the silent heartswell of such memories shared with just one other person lives as a third entity between them like a soulbond

Everyone always talks about Labyrinth being a movie that Eddie would have loved (which is 1000% true) but you know what other movie he would have adored?

Beetlejuice

It is just the right amount of fucked up and comedy.

I have some time to kill before my friend arrives and I want to celebrate pride here too, SO, first to comment a gay ouroboros pairing gets a short drabble, posted within the hour!

GO!

— julek, is this you in this alley? —geralt, if you see a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that is NOT me. go the other way.

warm up doodle after ive had a few drinks and i remain haunted by the previews we've gotten of jask in s3

I wish I was normal abt being excited over things but bg3 is literally occupying all my thoughts

the scene where yosano "dies" in front of ranpo while they're in one of poe's novels hurts so much now that i know the history between those two

guys im slightly tipsy and played TWO time loop emotions grimly hopeful grief video games today and like. i really hope i am a kind person. i really hope i am becoming a kind person. yes virtue is a constant state of becoming and i'll never be 'finished' and i will have to claw and struggle and try for the rest of my life. but i hope that when people think of me, if they do at all, because i know what im like, i hope they think of kindness, of love, of the trying, despite the Everything Else about me. despite my soul deep selfishness and hunger and empty sadness and constant despair and the non-self as void and navel gazing and all those things that take up so much /more/ of me. i hope instead it is the warmth and the trying.

I am tipsy, do i do replies now... or do i do replies now?

I would give all the money in the world for a re-release of the twilight dvd commentary 15yrs later with complete no-holds-barred commentary from Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson, cutting nothing. I want to know their every honest thought on every single scene. This is imperative.

sometimes the dot under vance's eyes remind me of the white spots on the back of a tiger's ears

i don't think he got them for the same purpose though. it just looks cute. snif

i love sparkling wine 🥂

Random person: but LOVE and SEX are what make us HUMAN

Murderbot: sucks for y'all *faceplate goes opaque*