Is it okay if I read that? That sounds so fucking cool

FFFFF YES OF COURSE. I have an incredibly weird hangup about linking to my own fic, it feels arrogant somehow? But you specifically asked and I've been mentioning this one kind of a lot lately so here you go.

Tumblr: I make a post. I get -27 notes. God is throwing bricks at me. Demons are mocking my taste in blorbos.

Reddit: I type three words. Eighty billion upvotes. Ahura Mazda himself crowns me king of kings. The ghost of Stephen Halking is in my DMs offering me that naked singularity sloppy.

5 things that make me happy

List five things that make me happy (Tagged by @diplomaticprincess)

My friends who are family and the family who are friends. It’s ridiculous that I have these wonderful people in my life and I hope they never wise up.

Stories. Something you want to tell me. TV. Movies. Books. Songs. HanLeia fan fiction (that I wish I found much earlier in my life cos I think my brain would be in a better place). Anywhere you want to take me. I am so appreciative of all the things that come my way and that I get to live in for a bit.

Los Angeles.

I am writing this on a Sunday afternoon, sitting in a bar, watching a band. Crowd and band are all ages. Guests come up to sing a song. Couples dance. People are playing pool behind us. The couple in front of us are in their 70s and somehow both look like Burl Ives. They alternate between holding hands and taking videos and are cracking each other up. We are getting the first real signs of spring in Toronto and one of my oldest friends in the world just walked through the door.

My dog. Probably your dog, too. But definitely my dog.

With all due respect, your poll does not contain a single bug

a bug is a vibe!! also I really did not realize at the time that “bug” was a real entomological category…

I learned a lot from that poll

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

I to am a lasko kinnie. Stay safe and happy fellow lasko lover👍

Hi!! Thank you, fellow Lasko kinnie, and I will do my best u-u I will throw your advice right back at you, though, and ask you to drink some water and go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Thank you, again, for the ask btw. It was lovely to wake up to ^-^

a sapphic take (haha) of Caitlyn and Vi for @caitvizine i did earlier this year! so glad to have been part of the team <3

So like.

First, this post came across my timeline:

And not long after, this post came across my timeline.

And I'm just going to say, Kotallo has That Guy in the First Post energy.

That the fanart here also features two characters I could see saying the stuff in the first post is the cherry on the Tumblr post sundae.

gatecrasher

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

They're so effing cute I need them

Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

Is she smiling? Is she bored? Or does she just want to kill you? You may never find out... until she stabs you in the face. 

SO, i started doing fanarts again, it's been a while, i'm a bit out of practice. we'll see how that goes

Color test!

May have flown too close to the sun on this one it's due in 2 days and I am nowhere close to finished LOL

ata tu corazón, mi amor, y arrástralo por la tierra