Leander, when someone flirts with MC:

Nathan: What’s up, Pickles? You’re seeing anything good? Pickles, spent: Small coiníní. With eachother. Hopping. Nathan: Um. Pickles, are you high? Pickles: Of course, here are the wrappers. Nathan: What are coiní-...What are those? Pickles: Bunnies, you pervert dildo, you don’t know? Nathan: Bunnies? Why the fuck are you watching bunnies? Pickles: I’m high, I can’t just switch the channel. Nathan, or what Pickles hears of it: Original twinkledick, where’s the rest of the stuff? Pickles, snickering: That’s a good stage-name, dood! Why weren’t you around at snb? Nathan: It was too unbrutal for me. Pickles: Eh.. Pickles crouches close up to Nathan: You’re such a pretty bunny, Nate’n. Am I a pretty bunny too? Nathan, giving more space: …Khm… Yeah. You’re a very pretty bunny. Calm down, Pickles, nothing to worry about. Tell me where did you get all this? Pickles: You look like Ned Stark. Nathan: Okay, I’m taking you to MediCare. Pickles: Nooo!

I do not drink.... wine.

ive been watching a lot of hungarian folk tales

bonus:

ok so me and @atak-achrativ are making fun of hungarian monsuno names, right? because of the low-hanging fruit of silly.

But I think there is something in English we're missing.

His name is '\'

happy birthday to my fuck ass country lol,, at least you gave us szoboszlai <3

Is that a…

Hungarian horse musical reference!?

Hungarian horse musical reference in question

He says arrivederci in this scene there’s just no subtitles.

The musical is called Lóvátett lovasok if ya’ll are interested. It’s by Magyar Lovas Színház Komárom.

grrrrghhh feliks deserved it so much [correlation, causation, consequences of his own actions] and at the same time he so didn't deserve it [modern ethics, sense of justice, psychological approach, personal feelings]

Modern Day Dracula AU where everyone communicates through group chats/discord servers

This means that Jonathan gets word on Dracula being Dracula out sooner, but it’s way more disorganized because there’s like seventeen different chats going on (some of which exclude certain characters because of gossip/friend group reasons, some of which are dedicated to just memes, and some have what are probably Dracula-pretending-not-to-be-Dracula sock puppet accounts to derail things)

Everyone ends up having to dig through different channels/chats for over an hour to find that one specific screen shot of info they need, only to realize they needed a different screenshot that they’re pretty sure is in a different channel that got hacked months ago

They are the same picture

How am I supposed to Live, Laugh, Levéltár under these conditions???

i can't fucking believe that right now im only 85 km far from timothée chalamet, zendaya, florence pugh and the entire 2022 f1 grid

ok, two questions for the masses, is liver pate a thing at other places too, and am i an insane person for like eating it just straight out of the tube it comes in?

I love how Postal 2 has a hungarian dub version, and that dub is exactly how i would imagine Postal Dude sound like if he would be living in our fucked up country. I can totally see him living in the Blaha Lujza Square and just smoke crack with Champ in there (only real hungarians can understand why i’m saying this)

Ah yes my new favourite character- *squints eyes*

B L I N D S

Got creative today and used my alcohol markers :3