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silverserpent · 3 hours

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Might fuck around and write about cyber security when I get home

I'm not even that trained, people are just. Woefully uninformed

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silverserpent · 15 hours

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

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silverserpent · 2 days

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Shoutout to this guy who keeps drawing fanart of my fan character. I'm speechlessly happy, thank you so much, can't EXPRESS how much I appreciate you

and of course, no hurry on the 42+pigeon encounter. Art sometimes just doesn't art. I had this with writing, and I don't want to put any pressure on you

Their main is @jam-mystery, go and follow them

Puts you in tiny pigeon roller skates and gives small push

w - WAIT NO

*pigeon falls on its face very quickly*

{I'd absolutely put a picture here if I could just FIND one, but. i absolutely cannot.}

#yeah no i am absolutely flabbergasted and I'm grinning so wide #art of my fan character. I am. I can't. <3 thank you

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silverserpent · 2 days

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i think it happened like, two minutes before roger, but he still deserves a rebog.

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Uh. That... it could be an idea? I don't know if I should... she'd immediately pack-bond to the clones...

Ah, fuck it. Can you bring it behind this human food cooking place? A few raccoons and I invaded it lately, and the humans there can't really be assed to do anything about us.

Have a jar of hair. Gimme tree.

@ask-the-doppelganger

"That took forever!! I'm starving!"

"Here, take your tree!! I got more of them to work on growing!"

#lemon tree merchant #the doppelganger #in character

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silverserpent · 2 days

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#every time i look at a bird that bird will be my current favorite #because. herons turn into an umbrella when fishing and hawks sit on each other #and pigeons live in cities because they were best frens with humans for so long #and sparrows are little fighters who steal the food of pigeons #and blackbirds sing intricate songs and only jump and never step #and gulls glide above rivers #and and and #you know how it is.

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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silverserpent · 2 days

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

#always rebog #never going to stop advocating for cross generation friendships #or lack of internet transparency #we should be friends and have no idea how old the other is

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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silverserpent · 2 days

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Fun little pangolin commission I just finished :)

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silverserpent · 2 days

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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

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silverserpent · 2 days

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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silverserpent · 2 days

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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silverserpent · 3 days

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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silverserpent · 3 days

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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