FUCK I MISSED ED BALLS DAY BY 15 MINUTES

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.

God, I love Good Omens.

IT’S FINALLY AVAILABLE IN PODCAST FORM!!

spock on theremin what is he playing

Robin goes to sleep constantly wondering if Laika's ghost is orbiting the Earth.

public school boys be like ‘i know a spot’ and then take you to the trenches.

It’s 3:30am and I’m ready to fight God. In other words, who needs a sleep schedule when you have the power of hyperfixation on your side? Not me. Now on a completely unrelated note, I feel like I’m about to pass out from sleep deprivation. I wonder why I’m so tired…

Vibes are off

(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)

diagnosed with simultaneously the most boring & interesting girl in the world syndrome

No one:

Michael Sheen every 5 minutes unprompted :

sometimes i feel like people forget autism is a disability. and that’s not a bad thing! i’m all for disability acceptance, im proud of my disabilities. but i feel like we forget autism can hurt.

it hurts that i have to put more time and energy into socializing than others.

it hurts when i need to move so bad, usually cause im overwhelmed by either my surroundings or emotions, that i thrash and hurt myself.

it hurts that i cant be in places that are too loud or too bright, which on bad days can be as simple as a small, quiet noise or dim lights.

it hurts that i struggle to tell when im hungry, thirsty, tired, etc. so i can’t properly take care of myself. it doesn’t help my insomnia and i get very nauseas and get UTIs.

i 100% believe in autism acceptance. i don’t want a cure. but i also want us the acknowledge that it can hurt. it doesn’t mean my entire life will hurt, but some parts will. and i want a community where we can see both sides, see the hurt, and celebrate it anyway.

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

Aziraphale is literally such a good character. The more I think about him the more I go completely feral. He was specifically created as a warrior to fight and protect. He’s soft and camp and likes feather boas. He’s spent 6000 years acting like he’s the most kind and polite perfect little angel but he’ll fucking destroy you with a single glare. He’s an absolute bitch. His face lights up with the smile of a thousand suns. He’ll kill someone for crêpes with his boyfriend. He lies to God. He needs the biggest hug in the whole world. His standards will NEVER be met. He has travel sweets. He painted his bookshop the colour of his soulmate’s eyes. He’s one bad day away from having a mental breakdown so intense it would explode half the planet. He loves humans so much but if any of them so much as speak to him he’ll require three business days to recuperate. He is THE Southern Pansy. He declared war on Hell because they interrupted the Jane Austen ball he meticulously planned just to dance with his boyfriend. He is so so traumatised and hasn’t experienced a straightforward emotion in his life. He WOULD bite people if he was given the opportunity. He is the most annoying bastard you’ve ever met (affectionate). He can’t speak French.

I know it's probably because it's autism acceptance month but the fact autism is trending on here is weirdly exciting for me