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risetherivermoon · 1 year
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yall im gonna say it
i dont think sirius would actually be that pissed about jegulus...
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strawberryscorp · 8 months
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albus severus potter would act like a massive baby when he's sick and scorpius would write a full novel while dying of pneumonia
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the-omega-artist · 8 months
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They’re the coolest kids at the lunch table
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stxr-slut · 1 month
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I can't watch twilight when bella keeps rejecting jacob cos I'm just sat there screaming like
"ID CHOOSE YOU!! ID WOULD ! BITCH ARE YOU INSANE??"
Every single time this man comes on screen I'm giggling and smiling like "HIII POOKS !!"
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cursedwithwords · 3 months
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I know James was canonically a Gryffindor but I just don’t see him as one. I alternate him between Slytherin and Ravenclaw, and sometimes Hufflepuff on the rare occasion
I'm full-on frothing at the mouth for Ravenclaw James, partly because of my headcanon that he becomes close friends with Helena and partly because I genuinely believe in the marrow of my bones that he is fucking BRILLIANT. Plus I headcanon his favorite color is blue. Nah, nah, hold on you may have just did something I feel feral.
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yumeurl · 4 months
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never being interested w going thru the books until now i still find it shocking how im able to mark alot of drarry interactions even in just one book? like i already accepted that draco doesnt really have much role in the grand scheme of things, he did get Something aside from being an attention seeker for book6 and book7 but for everything else his existence isnt that much necessary for the plot
but now i have to deal with their little interactions like how they watch each other across the great hall, arriving just to say an insult and leave, harrys disgusting thoughts like not wanting to embarrass himself in front of draco, regarding this 12 yr old kid who has not done instigated anything physical his archnemesis. like at worst hes a verbally racist parrot, maybe im just old but i just cant take a word he says seriously and yet these two dance around each other for some reason
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artunobtianed · 6 months
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rewritingcanon · 1 year
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tonks just being absolutely tickled every time she interacts with barnaby lee because he reminds her of her dad
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mamamittens · 2 years
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I think one of the greatest plagues to fanfiction and good writing in general is a phenomenon I like to call
"The Pain Olympics"
It's where a particular genre or fandom goes through their own little emo phase and now every MC has to fucking suffer for a sliver of happiness. And not just suffer either! Out suffer every other MC for as long as humanly possible, and then another few laps for good measure.
Look, I'm a slut for hurt/comfort. I didn't scrape the HP fandom clean several times because I thought Harry was cute. But like... Your character doesn't need to have words carved into their body or be sold into a child SA ring just to earn the chance to one day be told they're worthy of love. Or idk, hugged without ulterior motives.
No one needs to earn kindness or love through pain and suffering.
We can just... Have that. Without brutally torturing the character for so long I start to wonder if the antagonist is paying you to keep the torment going.
I pinky promise I can empathize with someone without them having to be waterboarded for sneezing past 6 on a Friday night.
Some people enjoy Grimdark (more power to them tbh).
But I know I'm not alone when I say that I read fiction for an escapist fantasy. Mostly.
There's whump (untagged or otherwise), hurt/comfort, and then there's this.
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coolguycy · 2 years
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i lost two miecraft cats today. rest in peace newspaper and whiteboard, it was fun while it lasted </3
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risetherivermoon · 8 months
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if barty was in modern times hed be such a slut for cannibalistic love metaphors...like hed lose his mind over that shit
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quesogrande · 5 months
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i think dirk strider would play genshin impact religiously
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ankhlesbian · 1 year
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Ch 20 griss peekaboo is evil. So evil
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drew-jupiter · 1 year
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What if I got my little cousin the first Percy Jackson book for christmas
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cursedwithwords · 4 months
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HP Next Gen OCs: Band Edition
In my version of the next gen, Fred Weasley grows up and opens a nightclub that caters mostly to the wizarding community (this includes squibs and muggles who have some connection to the community), called Colours.
Within the club, he has live music performed by an in-house band called "No One of Consequence" — a group of five with varying backgrounds that he met by pure chance in Diagon Alley. He hired them almost immediately after hearing them play, and they live together in a flat above the club to make it easier to come to work.
Fred only knows a little about each of their backgrounds but trusts them implicitly and loves their company. They become a huge draw to the club, which is even more exciting. Considers them to be his partners, even though he's technically their boss; he sees them as equals.
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Name: Malika Shaan
Origin: India
Wand: none
Patronus: none
Profession: Drummer
Sexuality: bisexual
Details: born in India to a long line of illustrious potioneers. For generations, her family has produced incredibly skilled wizards and witches; until she was born. A squib with absolutely no magical inclination, rather than being accepted, she was shunned by her family and considered a dark omen, a sign of their families downfall. The only member of her family who cared for her was her great, great grandfather Malik Shaan, whom she was named for. The patriarch of the family, he was the only one who loved her and took care of her. The rest of her family — parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings — abused and neglected her, locking her in the family estate and refusing to admit her existence to the rest of the wizarding world. She was an embarrassment, after all.
Malik despised the way the rest of the family treated her, seeing her as good fortune rather than bad, but his age and perceived mental decline made it so the rest of the family refused to acknowledge his will despite being the head of the family. So, out of spite, Malik gifts Malika an ancient book of potions that had been passed down for generations in their family. An heirloom meant to be passed to the next head of house, Malik decides they don't deserve it. So when he feels his health fading he gives the book to Malika and tells her to leave the country, because the family no longer deserves the prestige of their name if they're willing to abuse someone not of magical prowess. He passes away not long after Malika leaves.
She can't open the book as it's locked with a magical seal, but she never lets it out of her sight. She promised her grandfather she'd take care of their families legacy, and she intends to do so even at the cost of her own wellbeing. She wears a gold locket around her neck decorated with a crescent moon and a star. Gifted to her by Malik, it holds a photograph of the two of them and is her most prized possession.
Wears loose clothes, generally autumnal colors, and has a gold septum + gold labret piercing. Carries her drumsticks everywhere she goes. In a way, it makes her feel like she's holding a magic wand, which makes her feel closer to her grandfather. A part of her does feel disappointed and angry that she doesn't have magic but has learned to live with it.
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Name: Adrien "Ren" Taylor
Origin: Australia
Wand: acacia and re'em horn (an heirloom wand passed down from her mother)
Patronus: bat
Profession: Bassist + Vocalist
Sexuality: aroace
Details: born in the Australian outback, five minutes older than her younger twin brother. Her mother was a Magizoologist while her father secretly worked in black market creature sales and transport. Mr. Taylor lied to his wife about what he did for work in order to access the rare magical beasts that she worked with as a Magizoologist. She was furious when she found out, but instead of letting her leave to call the authorities, he threw her into a room with a chained and injured beast and let her be torn to shreds. He was happy to be rid of her, but was left with two very young children to raise, and he did not want to deal with them.
He and his gang of black market thugs raised Adrien and her brother, teaching them magic through homeschooling and trying to instill a deep fear and hatred of magical beasts in the twins to make them "useful" to the gang. At a young age, her father locks her in an arena with a dangerous beast and is badly wounded. Instead of bringing her to a healer, her father allows her to develop blood poisoning and sepsis, claiming if she can't pull through on her own, then she simply isn't strong enough.
Out of desperation, her brother uses a rare and forbidden blood magic to brew a potion that remarkably enough manages to heal Adrien, but with the unforseen side effect of turning her into what the magical world considers to be a vampire; she develops a strange blood anemia that alters her genes to the point where she needs to consume blood to maintain healthy iron levels; though she hates taking blood from animals or people.
After discovering her vampirism, she and her brother are forced to acknowledge the fact that if their father discovered it, he would likely take advantage of it and extort her condition. Vampire blood and vampire fangs are rare commodities, after all, and their father wouldn't be against selling his own daughter for money. Even if he'd be selling her for parts. So they take what they can carry and run away.
Adrien manages her condition with iron supplements and isn't against stealing bags of blood from hospitals if she absolutely needs to. She's extremely pale, and the pigment faded from her hair as a side effect of her vampirism, leaving it white. Adrien is physically stronger than most people, amplified when she drinks actual blood. She burns easily in the sun, so sunblock and aloe vera are her best friends. Her eyes are naturally blue, but they grew paler after her change, the pigment fading just like it did in her hair.
She normally dresses in all black and has nose bridge and snakebite piercings, both silver.
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Name: Mason Taylor
Origin: Australia
Wand: spruce and billywig stinger
Patronus: salamander
Profession: Guitarist | DJ
Sexuality: gay
Details: five minutes younger than his sister, they used to be near identical before Adrien's change, but Mason was born with heterochromatic eyes, which always made him unique. His left eye is the same blue as Adrien's, and just like his sister, he's subjected to alarming abuse by their father. A bit before his sister is injured, their father throws him into a cage with a frightened dragon that reacts by biting his left leg clean off just above the knee. Fit with a prosthetic and walks with a limp.
This is reason number 7000 that he loves working for Fred at the club. They're both transmasc and actually have a ton in common, so they get along outrageously well. They have similar senses of humor, enjoy the same sort of media, and have a lot of respect for each other.
Transmasc, which adds to the harassment from his father and the gang, but his mother and sister have always been outrageously supportive. It isn't until they run away that he's able to work towards a life — and a body — that Mason can feel comfortable in.
GayTransmascJokes™. They are insufferable together (Adrien is very happy for him).
Has a more extroverted personality than his sister, though they both still love animals and feel no hatred or vengeance towards them for the injuries they both sustained. He wears an old bomber jacket with a fur neckline, as well as a brown corded cattleman hat with an occamy feather stuck in the hat band. The feather was a gift from their mother. Not much for tattoos, but his ears are pierced. He and Adrien share a set of earrings that used to belong to their mother. They each wear one of the earrings.
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Name: Imamu "Baron" Abara
Origin: Uganda
Wand: cherry and augurey tail feather
Patronus: blackbird
Profession: Pianist
Sexuality: straight
Details: a graduate of Uagadou and a powerful seer, extremely talented in Divination and reading runes; though his personality is not what one would expect of a seer (basically the opposite of Trelawney). He gets his abilities from his mother's side of the family, where there have been powerful prophets in every single generation without fail. They can be identified by the alarming eye color that they all share — piercing gold, almost yellow, and practically glowing. Imamu hides his eyes behind extremely dark sunglasses in an attempt to protect himself from people who may want to take advantage of his ability.
He has prophetic dreams and can see snippets of people's pasts and futures when he looks them in the eye, which is why he does not like looking people in the eye. He's extremely talented at scrying through mirrors, which is how he prefers to "see". His mother is also a Uagadou graduate, born in Uganda like him, and his father is from London. They move to the UK after Imamu graduates.
In addition to his seeing abilities, he is also an animagus and can transform into a blackbird. He does not need a wand to perform spells, but his father insisted on getting him one when they moved to London, as additional padding of protection. The more "normal" he appears, the less people will badger him, and wandless magic is very rare in England, which makes him stand out too much.
A jokester with a sharp sense of humor and extremely charismatic. He plays into his appearance because he knows he's attractive and is very proud of it (he is his mother's son). He can play both the drums and the piano, just prefers the piano. It was his idea to start the band as a cover to protect his identity as well as his friends' identities because all of them are being hunted in some way.
Is absolutely enamored with Roxanne because he can not see into her head, and he likes that. She's a mystery to him, not realizing that the reason he can't see her future is because her future is with him (and no seer alive is able to see their own future).
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Name: Julian "Jule" Reinhardt
Origin: Germany
Wand: willow and veela hair/dragon heartstring
Patronus: occamy
Profession: Bassist + Vocalist
Sexuality: demisexual
Details: born at the edges of the Black Forest to a fairly normal wizarding family, if allowed to grow up properly, he would have attended Durmstrang. Tragically, he was never given the opportunity, as he was kidnapped when he was extremely young by a pack of werewolves who lived in the deep mountains of the Black Forest.
A "family" consisting of just lycanthropes, though very few of them are related by blood. Their way of expanding on their "family" is by choosing young children and stealing them from their families, biting them for the purpose of creating a legacy of lycanthropy to be passed down. It's thought that the first werewolf was made from the Black Forest, which makes the "family" blind with the desire to maintain the purity of their history. Instead, they turn into murderers, kidnappers, and abusers. Jule is just one of the victims.
Julian has no memory of his original family and is not taught much magic by the pack, nor does he have a wand. He does know how the pack works, though, so he knows he had a family and that they are no longer alive. Unlike the rest of the pack, Julian has always felt like an outcast. In an act of desperation to escape the abuse, he decides to run away, though he is in constant fear of hurting people along the way.
He's absolutely terrible around people because of his isolation and has a lot of trouble trying to figure out how to act around them. Extremely quiet and cautious, he hates being touched. He's nervous and anxious but very protective of his people.
He's physically stronger than he realizes because of his lycanthropy (he doesn't know his own strength; in fact, he thinks he's extremely weak). Abysmal confidence (think albus pre-delphini). He doesn't have much faith in his magic and doesn't get a wand until he moves to England. Imamu takes him to Diagon Alley and Olivanders, where he ends up being chosen by an unusual willow wand with a core of braided dragon heartstring and veela hair.
Keeps his black hair long enough that he can use his bangs to cover his right eye, which he damaged badly during one of his first transformations, leaving him half blind and badly scarred. No one can see the scars if his bangs are in place and if they don't look too close. Most of his scars are on the rest of his body rather than his face, which he hides under thick layers of dark clothes: high neck shirts with long sleeves, leather gloves, jackets, etc.
Keeps his nails cut and filed as short as he can to the point where they sometimes bleed because he doesn't want to accidentally scratch someone. Wears gloves as an extra precaution. Also wears a black face mask over his nose and mouth when he's in public (that's how terrified of himself he is).
Being on the stage playing bass with his friends, who love him and understand him in spite of everything, is the only time he feels like he can be anything other than a victim. He's on the stage playing the first time he sees Louis, who he falls in love with at first sight. He doesn't realize it at first and thinks the racing of his heart is a sign of fear as that's the only thing he's ever felt in the past.
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quaranmine · 1 year
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can i just say that your guy (jimmy) is so fucking pathetic hed fail to roll a blunt. he dont smoke a bong he smokes a bing. collapses like wet paper at the first sign of humidity in the air. Steps on a Lego takes 5 hp damage and fucking dies instantly like that one shitass gay horror detective disco game where you sit in the chair too hard, eat shit, and instantly die. like bro what are you doing you are a man in the body of a scared newborn kitten fucking log ojt of minecraft and go do something less stressful like. i dont know fuckin uhhhhhhhhh cooking for ypue wife. wjat is wrong with him
i literally can't add anything else to this ask it's perfect already
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