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celesmaxwell · 1 month

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Girls should have swords. ⚔️ Especially when it's the Atma Weapon.

Bucket list cosplay - sprite style Celes Chere from Final Fantasy VI.

Yes, my kiddo got her own Atma Weapon - kiddo size.

Top two photos courtesy of @djranmas and costume by me.

#cosplay #final fantasy vi #ff6 #celes chere #ff6 cosplay #final fantasy 6 cosplay #atma weapon #being the best parent I can #how is this not an OFMD post

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dykedarling · 4 months

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I’m going to get pissed

#this is how I cope #David jenkins just posted about it if you’re only just hearing about it btw #devastated!!#our flag means death #ofmd #taika waititi #rhys darby #david jenkins

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shapelytimber · 7 months

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Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

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Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

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wigglebox · 8 months

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Sad Bois’ Story Time

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pinimi · 7 months

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something something about buttons and izzy both being first mates and their existence somehow reinforcing both stede and eds roles as pirate captains, something about how that means that they both needed to go for ed and stede to truly leave piracy behind, something about that above all a first mate should always be loyal to their captain and that even though they have both left this world, izzy and buttons are still there with their captains at the end of it all

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akans-dead-at-sea · 6 months

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It's alright

30 second timelapse:

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd fanart #our flag means death #“I am a brave boy and will NOT cry while getting reference screenshots of Ed” he said.#*barely manages to hit Win+Shift+S through the fucking tears*#I'm sorry but this is the only decent OFMD fanart I got in me for now #I'm shit at drawing people with faces/head and I still gotta learn and find a style but god knows the gay pirates are gonna help me practic #I still need to recover from this scene- this episode- this season- this show goddamnit #ngl at first I liked how I drew Ed's hair but the more I look at it now the less I like it >:C #did I forget to post this? no nope nuh uh I don't know what you're talking about #this absolutely blew up on twitter- lowkey hope tumblr dot com likes it too :>#ed teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd s2e8 #tw blood #blood #akans art

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coreytaylr · 2 months

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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet

no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one

sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)

the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.

running away from his family to be a pirate

paying a salary to his crew

SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG

before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)

adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados

he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered

ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard

blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)

he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭

BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while

"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀

BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)

bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)

BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon

SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate

this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀

HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN

after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"

that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭

he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers

#stede bonnet #our flag means death #ofmd #real pirates #dirty sexy history #kriss.exe #I WENT DOWN A RABBITHOLE IM SORRY #all of these are so fucking funny how was this man REAL #btw BB only became the legend AFTER he met bonnet #anyways the twt crew loved these so thats why i decided to compile them in one post #hope you all enjoy it too <3 #blackbeard #edward teach

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sunnibits · 7 months

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“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭#like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc.#he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!!#izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

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dorywhynot · 3 months

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have you heard? they're boyfriends <3

(prints, because why the heck not)

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#i wasn't going to post this at all tbh #but the cut scene samba posted #where stede calls him his boyfriend #has my brain setting off fireworks #plus i was having fun playing with brush pens and i liked how it came out #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #stede #ed #blackbeard #drawing #illustration #sketchbook

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ghostlyheart · 7 months

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Our Flag Means Death 2.03 | 1.04 | 1.06

based on this post by @badgerswake!

#our flag means death #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd edit #stede bonnet #edward teach #ghostlygifs #im incapable of posting stuff I make at a normal hour it's 3 a.m. or nothing #the coloring for this got away from me SO fast I had no idea how it was gonna turn out and I gave up trying to make it cohesive #i just freestyled. jazz baby

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rovermcfly · 2 years

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to me this feels like a gesture that was made out of appreciation for Pride, not as a corporate pride™ move

#our flag means death #ofmd #sorry but I do not understand the negativity at all #like this month is for US it's to celebrate US #and so is the show so of course this would be how they'd announce it #I know I made a post like this before but I am so baffled by the amount of negativity I've seen #I did not expect that at all

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piratewinzer · 7 months

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The amount of soup was a surprise

#ofmd #our flag means death #not even tagging this as a spoiler because it simply is not one but #I appreciate how soup based this season is #immediate post e3 reaction and now I have to pass out again #as I literally was only awake to drink water and watch these episodes 1 minute after drop #it’s back to being unconscious for 24 hours #I fucking love everything they choose to be #goodnight goodbye ofmd fandom #dreams of soup

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edsbacktattoo · 16 days

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nothing brings me more joy than seeing some innocent soul experience ofmd for the first time, not knowing that the trajectory of their whole life is about to be changed. i see people watching before 1x09 and being like “am i crazy or is there mad chemistry between the two leads? 🤔” oh my love. my dear sweet angel pie. your nuts are about to be huffed clean off

#what i wouldn’t give to go back in time and experience it for the first time #in the spirit of this post #tell me about how you reacted when you watched the show for the first time #tell me about the moment your brain rewired #i looooove reading people’s experiences with the show #ofmd #our flag means death

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 7 months

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appalled but also not surprised at the amount of people who think ed is textually izzy’s domestic abuser and their problem with this is that in the season two izzy dies and apologizes to ed in his final moments. but they apparently are fine with the entire premise of the show being a relationship between a white man and an indigenous man and the indigenous man is written to have had a violent and abusive father and who then continues the “cycle of abuse” with his first mate/subtextual wife. i can’t imagine watching and supporting this show while thinking that the entire foundation of ed’s character was reinforcing such shitty racist stereotypes abt poc.

if we wanna talk about ed and being an abusive boss to his crew that’s one thing. but when it comes to izzy, from 1x10 to 2x02 we are not seeing an old, routine pattern of behavior from ed where he uses violence to control izzy. we’re seeing izzy’s attempts to push ed back into being blackbeard (we’re seeing izzy’s attempts to control ed) backfire on him, we’re seeing izzy feeding this poison and then getting the poison turned back on him. and it has been sooooo incredibly predictable to watch a huge chunk of this fandom reframe the intended reading of this show to victimize the white side character and demonize the indigenous protagonist.

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petergabrielyuri · 8 months

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i remember when people would say that stede would be really mad at ed for leaving his crew to die on a tiny island but i guess that is not going to be the case at all because he's saying "i don't care what any of you say, he's actually a good guy" right to the faces of the people he stranded lmao

#like he does not gaf at all he's so in love #literally could not care less #i really dont think theres gonna be any drama over the crew abandonment and lucius thing #like stede really cant devote mental space to that when he could be thinking about ed and how much he loves him #i also think that stede will not remember who izzy is when they meet again...#izzy will be like “mr bonnet... i'd thought i'd seen the last of you you little twat”#and stede will be like “....who are you again??”#and izzy will be so mad he implodes on the spot #my post #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers

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xoxoemynn · 7 months

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Ed used to think he'd be massaged to death by mermaids, but in the end the most wonderful one of all saved his life.

#emynn.op #OFMD #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Ed x Stede #OFMD Spoilers #OFMD S2 Spoilers #yes I made this post already but I was annoyed with how I worded it so this is take 2 #perils of posting at 4AM with high emotions

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