What the buttcheeks
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Why do I have this super-specific headcanon of Larissa being a messy sleeper? Like, she would be all proper and ladylike, with curlers in her hair and a satin and lace nightgown, but then she sleeps sprawled sideways on the bed, totally hugs the pillow and drools on it, and if someone is in bed with her, you can bet she would cling to you as a koala to a tree, all long, tangled limbs and soft curves pressing into your body.
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biter (left) bitten (right)
(i couldnt find any other photos of mera and chiyo in my gallery wtf! also if you put their names together it would be yumemera or chichi hAHAHAHWH2HWHA)
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amadeus che subito coglie l'opportunità di ballare con uomo... il demiurgo della comunità lgbtq
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apparently my mom's biggest fear is disliking my partners parents......
.......little does she know I have 5 partners
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You are barging into their conversation >:(
I am never going to finish this so uhhh here :D
You know that thing they do where a character talks to the other with a mirror *looks at sun and moon* well do I have news for you
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this is somewhat of a hot take on other platforms but i don’t think tv/film adaptations are inherently a good thing. in fact, there sre some books that i would rather not be adapted for screens, because i just don’t think it would work. and also, reading is good for you
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Alright so picture this. It's one of Emmet's first dates with his S/O. They're at a cafe. Emmet asks them "How do you feel...about Joltiks?"
Now unbeknownst to Emmet, one of his baby spiders has come along to the date with him. Normally he doesn't mind that too much, but this is a bit different. He doesn't want his date to insult or god forbid attempt to squish one of his babies. Then he'd have to resist the urge to smack them, because he could get in trouble with his job, and Ingo would nag at him, and...it would just be a problem.
So when the little fluff crawls onto the table, OwOing because Mother Emmet is talking about me? Are you looking for a Joltik? I am a Joltik! Emmet is panicking, smile frozen in shock-
S/O: =D A little buddy! Hi there cutie, did you come to visit me?~ Hello!~
Cue S/O cooing and loving on the tiny spider. The stowaway gives them happy squeaks as their brainless head is given gentle pets. And Emmet breathes a sigh of relief. This one's a keeper.
Emmet's past mistakes in dating were not properly vetting their Joltik opinions. Only his true love will adore his spiders as much as him.
dhsjfs Emmet actually has a secret army of Joltiks all over Nimbasa who come to him no matter where he is.
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Depersonalisation is strange like it was already hard too explain to people that I often don't recognise myself in the mirror and each time I blink I see a different person there, that suddenly I feel like my hands aren't mine bc I my body is like a game character that I control and I often forget that I am an actual human not some imaginary character, sometimes I just get the feeling that if I would stop breathing everything would be fine bc I am not real
And now suddenly I wake up and I am a different person than I was this Friday, in the sense that this is me but the me on Friday was some different versions of me that I am not anymore which cuts me off most events that took place for the past week
After a while of anylysing I think and act differently and I think even my taste and sleep schedule had changed
Rationally this is scary as fuck but for some reason I find this incredibly funny
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I don’t feel real
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Mmmhh,...,,,,wwhy did you hu,,hurt my dad,,,
!!...
Oh little one... Uh...
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I am not embarrassed that YOI helped me find passion in music again.
I am embarrassed that it's 2023, and I barely watched it for the first time
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I find some nice cute romance songs that are pretty suited to certain oc x canon ships I have and then the characters I ship the ocs with look like fuckin this
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Oh my god the worst thing ever happened.
I tend to draw on my exam's note papers, cause I always wait out the clock vs. Leaving early, I just always assume the notes get thrown away (not checked) or at worst some rando named jeff saw my little doodles for 3 seconds.
I usually draw like, my dog, my cat, a few times I did anatomy studies on deer and other forest critters.
Today I draw on my notes page again, guess what happens after I hand evt. In??
My girl in the exambureau tells me she always hears about my drawings!! That the examinators feel bad throwing them away and always love them and share them around and that she couldn't wait to see what I drew this time.
guess what I drew ALL DAY TODAY
ThrEE EXAMS, GUESS WHAT I DREW
ILL GIVE YOU A HINT
CURSED CAT ALASTOR.
I HAVE DRAWN ROUGHLY TWENTY CURSED CAT ALASTORS, I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE THE FEELING I HAVE RN. ITS CLOSE TO HATRED??? ITS CLOSE TO SHAME
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oh fuck irl who doesnt know mcyt [i dont think] just saw a minecraft man hold a gun at kakashi naruto
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is it normal to be completely obsessed with someone and want to stare at them and be next to them at all times but the second you actually receive affection from them, you feel Uncomfortable in the Situation.
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