How about a reader who has deadly plushie bomb like Amber's Baron Bunny (A character from Genshin Impact)
Can you imagine if one of the links accidentally setting off the bomb plushie (if they didn't know the plushie had a bomb in there)
*Okay so I don't actually know anything about Genshin Impact so just gonna take Bomb Plushie and run with it lol!
Also I just went with that it's a bunny plushie because again I don't know anything about Genshin Impact or the Character.
Totally also not because I think it would be absolutely hilarious if Reader had a deadly pink bunny plushie
Also, sorry if Wind maybe seems out of character at the start! Since he’s getting into that teenager stage and maybe even from influence of Tetra’s crew, I somewhat headcannon him as trying to appear more ‘manly’ and mature the whole:
‘I don’t do ___ anymore because I’m a man now’ shtick
But he secretly still does/wants to
(Also, I'm trying out some dividers! let me know what y'all think of them!)*
Reader With A Plushie Bomb!
Wind stared at the pink plushie with a raised brow and a hint of perplexation in his eyes.
He knew Reader had told him not to touch it whatsoever and he responded with a little scoff of how he was far too old and manly to play with toys anymore.
but... it's warm, fluffly, pink fur just looked so inviting...
He had to touch it, just once he told himself and that was it!
Reaching out his fingers just barely grazed the silky fur of the plushie before it was taken away and Wind gaped in surprise.
Wild looked down at the toy curiously, turning it about as he smoothed the plush fur of the toy.
“This is a lot softer than Riju’s seal plushies, I’d love to have one.”
Wind snatched the toy out of the older man’s hands, first marveling at its softness before speaking up.
“Y-You’d actually want one of these? But I mean…” His words grew softer as if he wished for no one else to hear what he spoke of next.
“They’re toys though it’s not… manly right? I-It’s little kids stuff.”
The Champion just gave a small shake of his head with a bit of a smile present on his face, a chuckle breaking the silence.
"The Old man has said you can still be a kid at heart and be grown up at the same time? And besides as far as I'm concerned, if I want something I'm going to get it even if that something is seen as being 'childish'."
The young teen let out a soft sound, turning his attention back to the plushie within his hands he turned it around, admiring the cute dark pink bow that went well with its pink fur and long floppy ears where tufts of white resided to resemble the ears of a real rabbit.
"I think Aryll would like something like this... she always made me play dolls with her when we were younger."
His mind flashed with memories: Aryll forcing one of her dollies into his hand while she held the other, her voice becoming higher in pitch as she talked through her doll before returning to her normal with a small glare towards him until he begrudgingly began to play along, high-pitched voice and all.
Back then he had been slightly annoyed at the time but now? Right now he'd give anything to be back home playing with his little sister even if it was dolls.
"...I think I can agree with you about wanting one of these now, the bow feels so smooth too."
Wind rubbed at the silky bow around the toy's neck, Wild smiled at that and nodded, agreeing as he brought his scarred hand to feel the bow as well.
The soft sounds of the open plain surrounded them as they simply sat in the pleasant sounds of nature: the slight whooshing of the small breezes that swept their hair, the rustling of distant trees as said breeze swayed their branches full of leaves, the ticking sound from the...
The duo's ears twitched.
A ticking sound? Why was there a ticking sound all of a sudden?
A thick southern accent sounded behind them as the rancher of the group came closer with the others in tow, curious and perplexed looks upon their face at his actions until they too got close enough to hear the strange sound.
"How're ya makin' it do that tickin' noise?"
Twilight leaned over Wind due to his height, taking a closer look at the toy.
"Sounds like one of 'em fancy clocks they got up in Castle Town. Real cute though ain't it Legend?"
"Don't you start dog breath."
Legend rolled his eyes as Twilight barked out a laugh, even their resident Skyloftian seemed to be having a bit of a chuckle himself at the clear resemblance between the fluffy pink bunny toy and Legend's other form.
"Is that noise getting faster?"
Four noted, raising a brow as the mechanical sound did seem to be gaining in speed.
"I think it is. You know it's almost like it's counting down to something."
Hyrule added in as he marveled at the toy having never really seen many things like it within his own Hyrule.
Suddenly something seemed to click in the eldest of the group's mind as his one good eye widened and he let out a shout of warning.
"Everyone down now!"
Grabbing the toy, Time threw it as far away he could before taking cover with the rest behind his shield. Everyone was on-guard now.
The toy hit a patch of grass, landing just shy of a nearby tree, laying there harmless and innocent in all of it's fluffy pink glory yet none of the group made to move from their defensive position.
"What was wrong with it?"
Time didn't even turn, he knew it was Wars who had asked the question, likely with his own keen eyes never once leaving the toy just like Time was doing.
Call it instinct but Time was familiar with such mechanisms within things that looked like they could have been toys. That ticking sound reminded him of a tool he had used back when he was a child stuck in that dreaded three-day time loop.
"It sounded like it was a-"
A loud deafening boom had everyone's eyes going wide like saucers as the charming little pink toy rabbit was spread apart the area like one of Wild's Korok puzzles.
And the tree that stood idle by the once put together toy?
Well, it simply wasn't there, only a dark and charred impact area was in its place with fiery splintered wood all about.
A shiver racked through Legend as he stared at what could only have been the pink rabbit's head, now charred with its pink fur looking gooey and melted rather than fluffy.
Yeah, this would definitely be haunting him at night.
"It was a bomb?! HOLY FU-"
"Language."
Wind's near curse was put on pause as three sets of eyes, well two sets and one eye really, were watching him with stern looks. Of course, these eyes belonged to none other than the resident mother hens of their little group: Time, Twilight, and Sky.
Pouting, the sailor kicked a rock, grumbling to himself softly about how he "was old enough to swear now" and "it was a bomb disguised as a toy, that deserves a swear".
"Such craftmanship, I wonder how it was even made. To have something so delicate as a bomb be hidden within a toy that one could throw around yet only detonate when its bow was touched?"
Their resident smithy was off mumbling to himself as he marveled and pondered how such a thing was possible, clearly, he wanted to meet the maker and question them heavily.
"I think what we should really be focusing on is if this was a surprise attack from the shadow or other enemies like the Yiga. We are in your world after all Champion, have they done this sort of thing before?"
With his mind set in captain mode, Wars was going through all the negative scenarios about this; thinking that the toy must have either swapped out for the real thing to harm one of them or, goddesses forbid, their dear companion.
"No never, all they've really been capable of is disguising themselves as travelers. Something like this is out of their league."
A hurried set of footsteps sounded behind them, a panting voice coming out soon after.
"Hey what's going on?! I heard an explosion and-"
(Name)'s voice trailed off as they took in the scene: the bits of burnt pink and the boys' cautious behavior as Twilight pulled them in to the group huddle while Sky wrapped a protective arm around their shoulders.
"It is good that you're here, we think the Shadow or another enemy of ours set a trap for you. Don't worry, while you travel with us we'll-"
Sky's hushed attempt at soothing words was cut short.
"Which one of you didn't listen about not touching my stuffed bunny? I told you guys to not go around touching my things! At least one of you was able to realize the danger before disaster struck! For heaven's sake, it was a bomb you guys!"
A quiet hush fell over the group; wide eyes looking towards each other, over to the decimated area where the remains of the toy lay, and finally turning to look at their dear companion who glared down at them with what could only be described as the look a parent would give to their child when caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
Then the group had an explosion of their own.
"What-you made it?!"
"You knew it was a bomb?!"
"What do you mean it was a bomb? I'VE SEEN YOU SLEEP WITH THAT THING!!"
Cries of shock and surprise filling the air while a few members only let out sighs of relief that this wasn't an attack from some outside source.
Meanwhile, (Name) just stared back, shrugging their shoulders nonchalantly as if this were just another Tuesday afternoon and they hadn't built a toy bunny with an explosive device capable of disposing a small building stuffed within it.
"As if it's hard, I've been building stuff like this for ages now and besides who says a bomb can't also be cuddly and cute."
Time rubbed the bridge of his nose, a heavy sigh leaving his lips as he stood. Placing his hand upon their companion's shoulder he gave them a pleading yet stern look.
"(Name)... no more toy bombs and tell us before making any more surprises like this."
(Name) whined, throwing their hands up into the air whilst gesturing to Wild.
"What? He gets to have his fun bombs why can't I?"
"No. Just... no, no more bombs."
Anyways obviously the whole group is going to collectively decide that while this plushie of Reader's can be an incredible advantage in battle/within a dungeon I think they would try to get Reader to not be making things like that or being around something so dangerous in the first place (especially if we're looking at a yandere chain)
But I definitely think Four would be ambushing Reader with questions about the mechanics and just how they had made it work, he NEEDS ANSWERS!! Wars is also wondering about how such a thing was made, though don't be fooled. He won't be letting Reader near anything that they could make a bomb out of. But it is comforting to know that in a pinch Reader can be quite the ingenuitive inventor.
Wind is cooking up schemes out the wazzo okay, he's the one ya gotta look out for because he WILL be stealing them, and he WILL be using them for his nefarious pranks (whether those be against monsters or other members of the chain is up to fate).
Wild's expecting his plushie at the end of the week, no if's and's or but's. He wants one and it better be as fluffy as the one that blew up. (Wind may or may not be hinting for one himself, eventually he'll force himself to outright ask for one)
Sky, Twilight, Time, and even Hyrule are all in the category of 'I don't care how cute it was and how much you whine about it. Ya ain't getting another one!' They're putting their foot down, no more bomb plushies and especially no cuddling bombs at night!
(cuddle one of them instead)
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