So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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Life is all about eating flatbread and being kissed sometjmes
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Well, her bf's cat but by extension laura's, yes. Maybe the Cat who screams bloody murder at 3am.
cleo is a spotted tabby which means she's special ok never get it twisted
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Lies and slander!! Lies and slander!!
cleo is a spotted tabby which means she's special ok never get it twisted
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You are FRAMING HER
cleo is a spotted tabby which means she's special ok never get it twisted
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#especially JESS who told me last night she sounds like a DYING BIRD 😿
SHE DOES and I'm still not convinced you didn't badly edit a video seeing as she DOESN'T OPEN HER MOUTH while you can already hear the creaky door noises
cleo is a spotted tabby which means she's special ok never get it twisted
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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mutuals did u know that ily
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I'm. Sorry anon, Joker Out singer Bojan Cvjetićanin wrapped in a bi flag is not, in fact, my black cat Loki. Let me try again:
Here she is.
For the sleepover ask thing: orange or tabby cats? Chocolate or Haribo?
I'm always intrigued when I get anon asks, like, who are you, I have like five followers I talk to; do we talk regularly, do I know you, do we just quietly follow each other not at all 👀
anyway, I have a tabby cat and no orange one, so I will have to go with tabby. here she is, along with my black cat:
and chocolate at any time, I love chocolate and don't care that much for gummi bears/Haribo
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*
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Seal for you <3
thank you 🥰 here's an otter for you <3
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Hello! This is Henry 🦆
Henry hopes you'll have a fantastic day tomorrow! Please help Henry spread more joy by sending him onwards to your friends!
oh he's like the little hedgehog taking a walk around tumblr 🥰 isn't his name also Henry? we can show both the Henrys around tumblr 🦆🦔
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For the sleepover ask thing: orange or tabby cats? Chocolate or Haribo?
I'm always intrigued when I get anon asks, like, who are you, I have like five followers I talk to; do we talk regularly, do I know you, do we just quietly follow each other not at all 👀
anyway, I have a tabby cat and no orange one, so I will have to go with tabby. here she is, along with my black cat:
and chocolate at any time, I love chocolate and don't care that much for gummi bears/Haribo
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Drama! Cats on a Ridge of a Roof at Full Moon by Fedor Flinzer (1832–1911). Source.
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