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ultrabananapudding · 2 months

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In which Salim visits America for the first time and the Marines makes sure to give him a very warm welcome.

Based on this audio that has completely overwritten my speech pattern this past week.

#Pls i hope someone gets this #I can't be the only one who is lame enough to be using tiktok #hoa #house of ashes #dark pictures anthology #salim othman #jason kolchek #eric king #rachel king #nick kay #Made sure to give pretty boy his Canon freckles here #And now Jason has beauty marks amen #hoa gang #meme

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flamingfalcon3 · 6 months

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I really like the idea of Nina gaining random powers and becoming slightly more unhinged as time goes on. Sometimes the Sibuna squad will just be eating dinner when Nina rises from her chair and spouts a cryptic prophecy and then sits back down like nothing happened.

#nina martin #house of anubis #meanwhile the sibuna gang is like: “ah shit here we go again’’#hoa

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the-cpu-system · 2 months

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bring back dumbass aus for stuff .. pls ..

borderlands but they're all neighbors and that's it . that's the thing. They all live in like the same city but there's different like streets and communities/districts and so there's like Hyperion Park that's this closed gate neighborhood and there's like Atlas Crest and then like. pandora is like the slums or something

borderlands city AU when guys when

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hedgiestail · 1 year

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Jason Kolchek/Salim Othman, Eric King/Rachel King

Characters: Jason Kolchek, Salim Othman, Eric King, Rachel King, Nick Kay, Zain Othman, Background & Cameo Characters, Original Characters, Original Child Character

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Alternate Universe - Ghost Hunters, Attempt at Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Adventure & Romance, Slow Burn, Gen or Pre-Slash

Summary: Джейсон много херни на своём веку перевидал. От смертей из-за передоза до вампиров в шумерском храме. Подозрительного вида парочка, зазывающая с упорством заправского сутенёра работать в "бюро расследования и устранения паранормальных явлений", едва ли его впечатлила. Обещание полного пакета соц услуг, оплачиваемого отпуска и то, что всю налоговую волокиту возьмёт их бухгалтерский отдел — вот это куда интересней! "Крошить черпушки несанкионированным демоническим выползцам", — звучало, впрочем, не менее заманчиво.

Finally finished the first chapter!

Sincerely hope I'll be able to finish it🙈

If anyone want - I can post Jason's tattoo design with invisible background, so you can use it!

I thinking of printing it on a T-shirt or a mug🤔

#house of ashes salim #house of ashes jason #the dark pictures anthology #hoa #jalim #jason x salim #and the rest of the gang #supernatural au #ghost hunters au #happy b-day salim🥳#salim othman #jason kolchek #eric king #rachel king #nick kay #fan art #my art

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sempercry · 2 years

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ooh, found Jason (HoA) & Laura (The Quarry) in one! ;)

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hyperfixatinglove · 10 months

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If I could, I would in heartbeat pluck Eric King out of his source, make everyone believe he hasn't done the things he gets blamed for and maybe drop him in some Wolfenstein-esque shooter with deep story & actual guts and respect to treat his disability and him personally with the love and care and respect he deserves

#same applies to ushio and whole 5ds gang actually #but its more lowkey than my feelings abt the eric slander in hoa fandom #colonel sweetheart #musings

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hometoursandotherstuff · 4 months

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1976 time capsule in Sparta, New Jersey, which is about an hour away from me and it's a lakefront property on Lake Mohawk. 3bds, 4ba, $699,999 + $38mo. HOA fee. Like that wishing well on the right, you can make it a side hustle- people will throw money in it to make a wish.

Enter a long hallway to a set of double doors.

The entrance is quite grand, and opens into a great room.

These iron gates give it kind of a medieval look. Look at the large chandelier.

A mezzanine overlooks the great room.

I would definitely embrace the original kitchen. It has a vintage rustic look, and look at the bar in the corner.

The kitchen has an open concept look with a family room and stone fireplace.

For an older home, it's ver open.

Back in the great room, we can see that the iron gates open to a dining room.

The hallway carpet is worn, but look at the doors. Not sure I like the mirrors. They only show a glimpse of the primary bedroom.

But, check out the bath.

This is one of the secondary bedrooms and it's spacious with its own en-suite.

I don't know what this is, but it looks like a bedroom with a mural.

Large home office.

The home is made for entertaining - check out the basement.

It's huge and look at the stone fireplace. It almost looks castle-like.

The size of this bar can accommodate the whole gang.

Plenty room for a pool table/game room.

There's a guest powder room and a wine cellar.

Has it's own beach with sand and everything.

This is a great location, especially you like lake houses.

#rustic homes #time capsule homes #houses #lake houses #house tours #home tour

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testosteronetwunk · 8 months

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Whites people reinventing the concept of gangs. the vicious Higginbothams, notorious for wearing orange ascots, have taken to spray painting their motto ‘How do you do?’ on the rival Billingsly gang’s HOA building

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tatjana-fantasy · 29 days

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A ultra specific ask regarding HoA bc I trust your judgment the most when it comes to analyzing TDPA cast, but who out of the main HoA gang do you is most likely to be afraid of heights ?

Interesting question! Let's think about this ...

So, Eric and Rachel are definitely the least afraid of heights, considering they went climbing regularly. I imagine they're definitely afraid of driving (in) a car, though!

I think Salim is more afraid of seeing his loved ones in high places than visiting them himself. I imagine he actually likes places with a good view, considering there are two instances in the game where he uses a telescope :D

Jason can look down at a few deep places without showing any fear, and even fights Joey at a pretty high one, so I think he's quite comfortable with heights.

Nick might be the most likely candidate. He's usually either distracted when in a high place (like in the helicopter), asks about the depth of a pretty deep hole at one point (while searching for Joey) and usually seems to stay away from any high places (if I remember correctly). When all protagonists are alive, it's also always Nick who gets grabbed first in the finale, which would fit quite well if he's afraid of heights :) So my answer is: Nick!

Thanks for the ask, it was quite fun to think about this~

#house of ashes #the dark pictures anthology #supermassive games #nick kay #jason kolchek #salim othman #rachel king #eric king

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polyamships · 3 months

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This is the second of six posts to help expand on the prompts for anyone who needs a little more to go on than just one word. We hope these ideas help inspire people, but they are only a jumping-off point and there will of course be plenty more interpretations we didn’t think of!

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March 6th: Gifs - For fandoms with computers and such these can be the traditional moving graphics that we all know and love. In other fandoms perhaps moving pictures of another sort (enchanted portraits or paintings, for instance) could take the place of .gif files. Maybe it's about characters reacting to gifs or having an argument over pronunciation. Maybe they're using gifs to communicate because they can't communicate otherwise. What about using gifs to flirt? Does it work? Why? Or why not? On a more meta level, maybe create a work inspired by a gif set, or any gif image. Or create gif sets of your own. They can be reaction gifs, pixel art gifs, fandom gif set edits, or anything else you can think of.

March 7th: Allies - Are your characters in a position where making alliances is beneficial for them? What about the opposite, an alliance that goes wrong? Are they unlikely allies in a fight to save world? Maybe they are superheroes and the whole team is dating each other. What about political alliances? What about a three-way or four-way marriage to consolidate an empire? What about arranged marriages between allied families or governments? On a more mundane note, what about alliances during game night in the polycule? Which people are never allowed to form a team together? Who has long-standing alliances? What about taking sides during an argument? Or good natured ganging up?

March 8th: Hurt - There as many ways to execute this one as there are people in the world: what defines hurt for your characters? Is it physical, emotional or spiritual hurt? How do they react to getting hurt? Maybe you are a sucker for Hurt/Comfort and you will go down the fluff path to bring them back to good health. Maybe your characters' lives have been changed forever by a traumatic event that they're still healing from. Maybe you love Angst and want to explore all the ways in which your character can be hurt by others in the polycule and how they work it out. What about good old Medical AUs? Maybe it's about good types of hurt from kinky shenanigans or working out. For a different approach, what about hurt reputations, business interests or even pets?

March 9th: Acting - Your characters could be actors: professional or amateur; big screen, TV, or stage; established star, just starting out, or still studying. Perhaps they put on performances as a child or acted in school plays that they recount to one of their partners. This could also be about how they act - are they acting weird that people notice, acting happy when they're really not to cover up sadness, or acting surprised when they knew something they shouldn't? They could be putting on a part to manipulate, either emotionally, or even as part of a con as a criminal. Acting could also refer to a title, like Acting Supervisor, where they've temporarily taken on a job/role.

March 10th: Neighbors - This could be about AUs where they live near each other. Do they have a meetcute near apartment mailboxes or know each other from HOA meetings? Do they get on as neighbors or do they start off antagonistic that changes over time? Or maybe you could write an outsider POV with a nosy neighbor trying to figure out who is dating who in the polycule. It can also be about neighboring countries and people who live just out of reach but decide to date anyways. Neighbor can also refer to places or people nearby in other contexts, like a character chatting to 'their neighbour' on a flight, i.e. the person they were sat next to, or an area in a city that is described as neighbouring somewhere, so maybe their favourite places neighbour each other and that's how they run into the other characters

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ultrabananapudding · 9 months

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The marines shares one (1) braincell

Bonus: In which Clarice fries Rachel's last braincell (she wasn't too impressed with the thumbs up)

#art #hoa #my art #house of ashes #hoa gang #traditional art #comic #eric king #nick kay #jason kolchek #rachel king #clarice stokes #dark pictures anthology #dark pictures house of ashes #the dark pictures anthology

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bauxitt · 8 months

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HoA AU where everything is the same except the CW produced the show with a rating of 16+ (think riverdale style) here are a few plot points for fun

This is mostly Jerome points because I barely remember other plots. It's been years. Feel free to add

Jerome's abusive parent(s) would probably be a bigger plot point and actually explain why he's so withdrawn emotionally and trusting of no one, yet desperate for attention and wanting to make others miserable like him. Selfish because he's very aware that if he doesn't put himself first, no one will. Except for Poppy, who he knows needs someone putting her first like he doesn't have. I kind of like the idea that Poppy sort of takes that for granted (not mean-spirited but more naively) and uses that to her advantage, hurting Jerome by accident.

Patricia and Jerome get to be the gays they were always meant to be, but could not because it's a children's show how scandalous. Don't try and deny it.

Joy and Eddie get to be the bisexuals they clearly are, and so Patricia/Joy and Eddie/Jerome happen instead

Jerome always doing scams to get money is because his mother never sends him any, leaving him constantly poor. (A personal hc of mine).

Said scams go from silly ones that end in his humiliation like the show to downright sketchy ones with scary people that puts him trouble way over his head (build up to when he gets in contact with Rufus).

Jerome's dealings with Rufus in s1 are deeper rooted in Jerome needing money and feeling shunned by Alfie and the others, and Rufus sees a desperate teenager wanting approval and affection.

Patricia's trauma from Rufus being addressed and having consequences that was barely touched upon in the show.

Rufus gets to have a knife and a gun, much more fun :)

Also, "mummify you alive" is actually just "kill you" and Jerome is truly threatened with said knife and gun

The gang are constantly let down by how useless the police are, always ending in them having to deal with whatever it is, from Patricia and Jerome's kidnapping, to Victor and his cult, and joy's disappearance and Rufus going around threatening children with guns and sharp objects. Really, they're just paid to turn the other cheek when it comes to anubis.

The teenage drama is extra extra

Victor and his cult are still rather harmless, they don't wish harm on the children, but it's much more ominous and mystical.

When Rufus grabs Jerome, it's for leverage against Sibuna and Victor, aware that Victor don't want harm to come to the children of his house.

Both Patricia and Jerome will have to be tied while captive because that makes sense. They are unfortunately also probably slapped around/beaten by Rufus for their sharp sarcasm. As well as Rufus having an actually secure place to keep the captive.

Expanding on how terrified Jerome is of Rufus, like even in the children's show, he was clearly scared. And why he's so scared.

The Edison Sweet plot being deepened and explored further with sweet making more effort, and Eddie being more reluctant. Getting an actual payoff for the plot with Eddie finally accepting his dad and them bonding

Nina the chosen one plots are actually rather dramatic already, but what they're doing and the consequences are further impacting on the group. I can't remember much of this, so feel free to give thoughts.

I must have blacked out/repressed season 3 because i can't remember a single plot point related to that 🤷‍♀️

#house of anubis #hoa #sibuna #jerome clarke #eddie miller #mara jaffray #alfie lewis #amber millington #nina martin #fabian rutter #patricia williamson

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omgzineplease · 9 months

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Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings is open for sign-ups!

Crunch-times, fun-times, more balls than you'd think, firsts, lasts, and so many moments to celebrate. 'Tis the busiest season of the year. Is your favorite character making intricate towns out of snow on The Haus lawn? Are they home for the break, having uncomfortable conversations with relatives they don't know? How about orchestrating a Friendsgiving with no less than eighteen pies when he should be studying for finals? Reigning in the new year with fireworks and dragon dances? It's all up to you in Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings!

While our awesome future contributors are signing up, let's give them some motivation and spark with our first poll!

What would you like to see in #SwawesomeGreetings?

Bitty and Jack celebrating Channukah in small moments around Jack's game schedule

The Haus 2.0 Crew in a Holiday Decoration War with their sworn enemies (40 y/o Denise and Thomas Williams next door with their obnoxious teenage kids and their stupid 15 feet inflatable snowman that [Holster vc] IS NOT HOA COMPLIANT, AND YOU KNOW IT DENISE!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR ENGINEER HUSBAND SET IT UP. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, IT'S NOT EVEN HOMEMADE WE SAW IT AT COSTCO!)

SMH reunion Snowball fight!!!

Dex and Nursey kissing Chowder's cheeks under the mistletoe (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Atlas)

Your favorite Aces (yep, the two who have actually appeared in the main comic and all of the OC's you've thought up including that one guy who's 3 hockey players, 2 dogs, and one of Parse's cats in a trench coat. I think his name was something like..Shmeff?) all crowded into a kitchen cooking for thanksgiving and….oh no there's a fire on the stove… (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Tea)

Anything else you wanna see? Tell us in the reblogs!!!!

If you haven't signed up for #SwawesomeGreetings yet, sign-ups can be found here!

Hope you're all well. This is just the first poll and there's tons more fun things to come. Looking forward to hearing from you all!! -Mod Atlas 🧉 and Mod Tea 🍵

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hedgiestail · 1 year

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Надеюсь по шапке мне за такое не надают😅

Решила вкинуть пачку своих любимых мемасов по пепельнице собранных по разным закромам интернетов 🏠🚬👌

I sadly unable to translate the first one, cause it's a wordplay, but for the others:

3) Box for jarheads

5) Jason when Rachel tell him not to handle a gun to Salim: "You don't have to tell me twice, I don't care from the first"

6) Can I be considered a God if no one believe in me too

7)

parent/best nanny

beer aunty

"Shut the hell up and watch TV"

House is on fire, God is dead

Trying his best

Baby

#house of ashes jason #house of ashes salim #the dark pictures house of ashes #hoa memes #hoa #jason kolchek #salim othman #eric king #the whole gang #shitpost #not mine!

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sugarlemoncc · 1 month

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THIS might be a reach but hear me out!!

I’m not exactly sure if this is 100% actually true but it look real when I look it up and many other websites mentioned this so hopefully it is but I’m guessing they released the tittles and logos/icons for TDPA season two and one of them was called Winterfold

and in the house of ashes end credits with CENTCOM and this Brooks and Miller person walking around talking about the outcome and stuff

Well the Brooks person bring up the carnage that the gangs found and use to blew up the cocoon place

And guess what Miller said after that spark my interest

Could this been the same “winterfold” that could be a game in season two of TDPA??

could winterfold and house of ashes have SOME connection to eachother??

Will something happen in winterfold that similar that made Miller go “this like winterfold all over again”??

HOW COULD HOA BEEN LIKE WINTERFOLD???

does it involve war or carnage or something along those lines just like the stuff in HOA???

will dynamite be involved in Winterfold??

so many questions…

this is likely me blabbing but I noticed this detail and I thought to speak of it but again this might be a reach but I’m not sureee 😂😂

#but it just a theory…a game theory!#this is really just me yapping at 11pm #supermassive games #the dark pictures anthology #house of ashes #the dark pictures house of ashes

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dreamcrow · 2 months

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the gang's all here!!

(as requested: crow's miscellaneous toa ocs! individual intro cards—sorry, all handwritten—plus bonus guy, under the cut)

baby boy! precious son. can't wait to throw him and all of his baggage into Ye Ancient Castle Of Fairy Infidelity

for all my resistance to creator headcanon... sometimes... the concept of "tiny bastard" is simply. too powerful.

BIG IMAGE BC BIG FEELINGS. late antique changeling duo!! i've got roughly 80% of the skeleton of the fic these two show up in, but i've actually become way fonder of karrenac than i ever expected. wait oh god jesus fuck it's red stoic tol/blue chaotic smol kill me NOW

and last but not least... y'know, i'm not 100% sure i'm satisfied with this (his face should be 100x creepier/deepsea vibes, skrunklier/more hungry; and, as you can see, i never did quite figure out how to deal with the (allegedly) heroic nudity) but. well. there was an attempt. nireweu, old man of the sea: obligate water dweller, pictured here trying to hit on the guy who froze the bosporus solid

via said guy's other half, currently vowing that this is the LAST time they show up early to the fairy hoa meeting

#tales of acadia #trollhunters #toa wizards #tales of arcadia oc #AT LAST... OP DELIVERS #my beloved children. all of them: disasters.#special shoutout to karrenac rocking the birkensocks. god bless #mine #draws #wip tag

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