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#his little chuckle was worth it tho 🥺
meowzfordayz · 6 months
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
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Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢
Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃
Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴
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Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏
A display of dominance, if you will 😎
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 
You don’t know it yet
But Inosuke’s already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️
Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦
Make sure you’re home 😌
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗
THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡
King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑
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Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬
A respectful gentleman tho ☺️
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢
Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃
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A little irritated 🙄
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands 😶
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃
Kinda 🥲
Obanai has regrets 😞
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Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅
Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬
Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️
Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗
You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒
Hm… 😔
😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
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“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭
(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)
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Holds it against you 😌
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“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️
“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃
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“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺
“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃
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Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭
And then becomes concerned 😕
Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁
Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖
It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️
🧐😒😠 <— you
😶😬😁 <— him
“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”
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“Next time, how about closing the door?”
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek 😳
And smack his shoulder 😡
“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭
“Did you wash your hands?” 😏
“SANEMI!” 😒
“... well?” 👀
You are not amused 😐
He acquiesces 😅
“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓
“I hate you.” 🥲
“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰
“Piss off.” 🙄
“I’m about to!” 🫡
(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)
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Doesn’t really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃
Until the next time you do it
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶
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Def uncomfortable 😕
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️
Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬
Which means
If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠
“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉
*shudder shudder* 😭
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏
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Good luck 😃
Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝
Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓
And stick ‘em on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨
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just-my-type-x · 1 year
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Can you write about Brad falling in love with a pure, sweet and virgin girl? and he does everything to deserve her. He quits smoking, he quits drink and he waits until marriage to have sex? that would be a very beautiful thing to see. you can enjoy and write how you think it would be Brad falling head over heels in love with his girl.
Thank u 🥺🤍
Combined with: Can you write a imagine that shows Brad's thoughts about his girl? an imagine in which, in addition to his thoughts, he is talking about the reader to his friends and family? where he says that this girl who arrived in his life completely changed him making him healthier and happier, and that he is crazy to marry her? Thank youu
Another Me
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Brad's POV
Raves, partying, bachelor life lived to the fullest. Friends, bars, drinking, the coffee and cigarette duo at restaurants, going over business matters.
And i met her. The one that makes my heart flutter even now after such a long time. The one that makes my mind go crazy when i have her next to me.
I smile at her as she gets up from the table to take pictures with the girls. The restaurant is filled with our friends and families, celebrating the end of our world tour. I take a sip of my water glass and join my childhood friends as they joke around. One of them looks over to the other side of the table, where everyone is giggling and we can tell it's a whole debate on how to pose so their angles would be their good ones.
"You've got yourself a princess, mate", he tells me and i lean back on the chair, not taking my eyes off y/n. Her smile makes the room go quiet and i can only see her. Her laughter makes me smile and i shake my head as i return to talking to Jack.
"I found the one. I'm so sure of that", i confess and i take another look at y/n.
"Did i hear that right? Is Bradley Simpson finally thinking about settling down for good?", another friend of mine joins my conversation with Jack and i chuckle.
"It's about time", i take another sip of water, as i feel my mouth go numb all of a sudden, because of my own realisation of my words
"Do you think she's the right one, tho? Isn't she.. A little bit too bossy?", he asks and i frown
"Bossy how?", i ask
"Well, you're a completely different person. We barely get you out of the house. You turn down our drinks and let alone balcony smoking when you're at my place. Does she forbid you to do all that?", i frown a bit more at his words, but i give him the fact that he never really understood where my relationship is at or how everything turned out to be throughout the past 2 years.
"Man, everything i stopped doing is because i want to be the best person for her. I want to provide her the best of me and i knew i wasn't doing that. It was my choice, because i knew she was worth every change and turns out, i was right.", we smile at each other and he nods
"Don't call me a dick, but the other thing...? You've been together for so long", i chuckle at his question
"It's not that hard to hold back since desires when you love someone. True, it's so fucking hard sometimes because I'm crazy about her and it makes things worse, but i learned to manage this. If it wasn't for her, i don't know if i would've resisted. But she is everything I've been looking for. To finally have her and to be loved by her was worth every sacrifice. And I'm not gonna lie, i feel so much better and let's be honest, I'm much healthier than I was before. I am a changed man, that's for sure, but I'm here for it and i love it. "
"That was so beautiful to hear", i hear a voice behind me and i turn around fast
"Mum, what are you doing? Are you eavesdropping?", i blush and she laughs at me
"Only a little. I came here to tell you that we're leaving. We're needed at the bar", she smiles at me and i get up from the table to show her and my dad out of the restaurant. "Bradley, it was so beautiful to hear all those beautiful things you said about y/n. I'm so happy you finally have someone that understands and loves you.", we stop at the door, hugging each other. "But don't forget to let her know how special she is to you", i nod once and they leave the restaurant. I stand in the doorway, watching y/n approach me.
"Hello, love", she kisses me shortly on the lips and i catch her by the waist with my arms
"Hello, love, i missed you", i smile at her and peck her lips one more time.
"I was gone for 5 minutes", she laughs and i pull her at my chest, hugging her tightly.
"Too long.",i look her in the eyes and the way they spark when she looks at me leaves me breathless. I take her by the hand and walk back towards the table, but i stop in my tracks and pull her back into my arms. Surprised, she widens her eyes at me and giggles. "Let's get married. Right now"
"Right now?", her cheeks are a bright red and she looks deep into my eyes, trying to find an answer to my sudden outburst
"Yes, there's a church a few minutes away from here, i can call my parents to come back.", i cup her face in my hands, keeping her as close to me as possible
"I love you so much, Bradley, but i would like to get proposed to first", she laughs and i chuckle, kissing her forehead and then the top of her head.
"I love you too, love. And fine, only because our friends are too drunk to remember the ceremony", we laugh and we go back to the table, our arms around each other's bodies. She's the death of me and i would let her consume every single part of my life and body.
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miitarashi · 1 year
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HELLO I SAW THE REQUEST THING can i request 1 2 4 and 9? If that’s alright?
DAMM it is a lot of things lol.
bUt
How i'm really happy in having request about my precious boy...IMMA DO IT.
It got to long i had to make a part 2 😔. I'll leave a guide to ease things.
THANK FOR THE REQUEST THO. LOVE YA🥺❤️
Prompts - 1 and 9 (part 1). 2 and 4 (part 2)
Warning: none. Just Tintin being cutely silly and completly in love.
And here Tintin was again.
Passing by that same little fruit stand where you work. It wasn't even the right way to his house,coming for this particular street aways make the way longer,but he couldn't care less.
In his mind,these extra minutes worth every time because of you.
God knows how many times he tried to go and talk with you,even pretending to be a costumer but looking you from a far was more "safe" so he aways turned back with just two or three feets away to reach you. Tintin has been in this pattern for weeks now,it was getting frustrating,why it seems so hard?
Its just walk over,say "hi,i want this",buy the thing and go away.
It isn't that hard right?
Then why??
And there he was. Pretending to be distracted by something just to stand on the other side of the street parallel at the little fruit stand,stealling little peeks and glances of you. Normaly,he don't have this type of problem in talk with strangers but...you're different. He felt butterflys in his stomach,nervousness,his face get warm and the only time when he was passing by this same place with Haddock,the man teased him saying that he was love sick.
Maybe...
Just maybe the old man was right?
...ok he was.
"Enough. I...i'll go"
Tintin said more for himself then for his loyal friend snowy,but the little dog seemed pretty happy for his owner,even bumped his head on his legs trying to push him forward giving some plus motivation so this time he wouldn't back up.
"Ok ok,i get it snowy. Thank you"
He get down a bit with a more calm smile giving some well deserved pats behind snowy's ears,who really appreaciate the affection and soon,bumped his head against him again to make he go.
Tintin chuckle,nodding and getting up. Looking for you,he take a deep breath and started his walking towards the fruit stand adjusting a little his clothes to be more presentable for the moment.
Tintin was almost there. His heart was in his throat. Beating so fast that seem about to explode.
What if he say something wrong? Like the amount of time where he get the long way for his home just to see you from afar?? No no,this couldn't happen. The nervousness was unbearable,his mind was distant but his feets still walking and without noticing,he arrived.
"Oh,good evening sir! Would you like some of those delicious fruits?"
He snaped back so quick that he have to take a moment just to digest the situation.
Tintin was really in front of you. Seeing you closely this time. God you were much more beautiful then he was thinking. That welcoming,warm and friendly smile,the way your hair looked a little messy but cute regardless,those eyes. He died inside. It was too much.
"Uh...sir...? Are you ok? Should i..."
Snowy take some steps closer and start barking bein succeed in caught the attention not only from you,but from his owner as well. Tintin look at you for a brief second before turning his head away cleaning his throat to regain some composture and letting out a deep breath,he maneged,somehow,to be more calm thanking snowy mentaly for this.
"I'm sorry for this,i just got...a little distracted on my own mind"
He said in a apologetic tone and smile,you returned with a undestanding one nodding your head.
"Don't need to worry to much sir,its quite normal. Let's start again,shall we?"
You said in an kind tone,he felt relieved on how much pacient you was bein with him and Tintin couldn't be more greatfull for it. Nodding his head,more relaxed then before,he resume.
"Hi,good evening"
"Hello there! What can i do for you today sir?"
He couldn't contain a little smile,you were so kind and good with people,but still,there's so many ways to respond that. Just to make sure he wouldn't say something weird,he look at the fruits trying to decide what he would want,after all,you offered it first so is probably a safe choise. And you,without a second of delay and quite used to take action quick,already grab the bag to put the fruits and speak in your normal friendly voice.
"Which of them do you want sir?"
The answer in his mind was clear,his eyes were on the apples and he was calm,no big deal.
"Oh,i want you"
At least he thought it was.
"Excuse me??"
When what he said sink in,Tintin felt his heart stopping. Why of all the things he said that?? He wished with all his might for the ground just crack open for him to fall in the void. All of his calmness disapear in a blink of an eye,everything was going ok,why it now?!
"Oh- no- no no i- i'm so sorry i-"
In the middle of his apologies,you laughed. It just go out in a lack of attention of your part. You covered your mouth for a moment and he stop talking immediately just to hear your laugh.
"Sir,don't need to apologize so much"
You speak between little giggles taking the apples along with one tangerine and putting it in the bag.
"You were looking for the apples right? Here. And one tangerine,my treat"
You said in a warm tone,handing the bag for him with a little wink. His heart skiped a beat or two by it and in a slowly moviment,he grab the bag almost in a awkaward way looking dumbfouded,confused and with a faint blush from the embarrassing moment.
You...laughed.
Tintin was expecting a worse reaction but instead,he could hear your laugh...he feel all warm inside,in a good way and soon,an smile make its way on his still confused face.
"But sir. The apples still need to be paid though"
"Oh- of course...!"
He quickly reach for the wallet in his pockets while you giggled again,he may be looking a bit goofy now because of everything that happened but,if this is what it take to hear you laughing,he make a mental note to try and do it again,it was already one of his favorite things about you. After a while, he take the money and paid for the fruits.
"Thank you very much sir! Have a wonderful day!"
"Thank you and,i'm sorry again"
You readily denied,shaking your head keeping that same warm smile.
"You don't need to be sorry sir,at least it was funny!"
"If you...don't mind me asking,could you say your name?"
"Yes. I'm [Name]. And yours? If you don't mind"
"It's Tintin"
You look at him quite surprised and give yourself a facepalm. It was obvious that he was the famous reporter Tintin,just look at this cute topknot and beautiful blue eyes,those little faint freckles on his cheeks and-
Oh.
This was your time to look away a little to regain your posture back. And yes,he noticed it,that red not to obvious on your face,could it be...
"Sorry,it should be evident for me"
The roles seem to be reversed. The one apologizing and blushing was you,and him shake his head to deny your sorry.
"It isn't necessary,miss [Name]. That's ok"
"Well,thank you then mister Tintin. I've seen you passing every day down this street,the next time...maybe stop by to talk for a bit"
"Yes!- i mean...certainly. i'll"
He got a little too excited,but this had a good effect because you was laughing again making that same warm feeling build up inside him.
"You can't stop it,can you?"
You speak with an eyebrow rised in a playful manner,with the atmosphere more at ease than before,he allowed himself to be in the same track of thinking and played along.
"Well...this time i was,indeed,trying to make you laugh...is it working?"
With a little "hunf",you laugh it of,pretending to be thinking and replied.
"I guess....yes"
This time,you two chuckled together.
All it costed was just a little walk to the other side of the road. The only regret on his mind was not doing it sooner.
After this enoyable moment,Tintin said goodbye because it was your work time still,so the talk unfortunaly had to wait,but both of you couldn't be more excited for it...
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A.N: I'M LOVING DOING IT??? But it got to long like i said in the begin so i had to make a part two. And,after this i'm gonna make a proper request list and info,because just two prompt is enough but in my head i really thought that would fit four 😔. aNyAwAyS i'm having so much fun doing Tintin in this silly way DON'T SAY IT I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT HOW HE WOULD ACT I'LL DO IT PROPERLY SOME DAY I SWEAR 😭. And again,thank you for the request! Its cool know that people really like my shit way of writing lol. Now,go to the part two! Bye bye!
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skittlewaffle · 2 years
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*stumbles back from the sonic movie 2, tears in my eyes*
… guys .,,
is it possible … to see your childhood crush for the first time in ages ,,,
only to realize ,. your feelings never went away? 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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willowfolksong · 2 years
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Are you still taking request? If yes, can I request for 'morning after' with Atsumu and Sakusa? I just read your work for the nightmate comfort and found out you are also a big fan of these two 😩 Make it fluffy with little spice maybe? Just them being gentle and taking care of us after that night hehe thank you! I also like your writing style :3
Comforting words and soothing hands
- Atsumu Miya x Reader/Kiyoomi Sakusa x Reader
- SFW; slightly suggestive
a/n: hi anon!!! Thank you so much for liking my writing style 🥺 And thank you so much for requesting too!!! Here's our two boys comforting Reader after a rough night. I hope you like it!! Always let me know and have a wonderful day! ❤✨
Love,
Willow ❄
Requests are open! ❄
Atsumu Miya
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What wakes you up is the clattering and the hushed 'Shit!' Atsumu lets out, promptly after spilling a bit of coffee on the tray. You sit up slowly, rubbing your eyes and smiling lazily at how your boyfriend tries to clean the coffee drops with the napkin he brought for you.
Atsumu looks up in time to see you stretch your arms over your head, and licks his lip when he catches sight of your belly button peeking out.
"Well, goodmorning baby" he says, and leans forward to give you a messy wet kiss that instantly leaves you light headed. He also spills some more coffee "It was worth it tho" he shrugs, retreating back and just giving up on cleaning, pushing the tray to the other side of the bed.
You look at what's on top. A cup of coffee— half of it anyway— two croissants, and apple, a plate of cheese, one with waffles, the bottle of syrup you always use even tho he doesn't really likes it, and a glass of orange juice.
"Only missing the rose" you say, chuckling, but Atsumu looks genuinely worried.
He looks back to the tray with a frown, scratching the back of his neck "'Samu didn't mention that"
"You called your brother to ask him about breakfast?"
"About breakfast in bed" he corrects you "Since he has a restaurant and all"
You blink, pursing your lips to contain your laughter "A restaurant that specializes in onigiri, tho"
"Well, food is food babe"
You laugh then, and drag him down towards you for another kiss. He melts in your arms— only for a second, in wich you can card your fingers through his hair and just feel him warm and heavy against you— before he's turning you both around so you're the one in his arms, placing his chin on top of your head.
"Feel better?" he whispers, and you hum and close your eyes, listening to the beats of his heart.
"Much better"
He clears his throat, and you look up to find him staring intently at you "I got pretty scared" he confesses, quietly and almost remorselessly.
"You? Scared? I thought you didn't get scared" you joke, but when he doesn't laughs, you pull away from his embrace and sit straight, a hand on his chest "Atsumu?"
"It's because ya alway take such good care of me, alright?" he gulps, and rubs his eyes "And then ya were sudenly havin' this bad dream and I couldn't do much but bring ya a cup of water and just... hold ya"
"And you were scared?"
"Well yeah" he says, looking at you as if it's obvious "I don't like to see ya cry"
"I was crying, huh?" you chuckle, humorless.
Atsumu nods, and places one of his hands on top of the one you have on his chest "I mean... I can deal with spiders, and cockroaches..." he lists, and you pinch his side and try to remind him that he's the one who really doesn't likes bugs, but he won't let you talk "And with scary movies and everythin' else but... I just don't know what should I do when ya sudenly wake up cryin' in the middle of the night" he sighs, and rubs his right eye once more. You realize both are a little red, a sign that he might have cried at some point during the night "I felt kind of useless"
You take his face in your hands and softly kiss his nose, then his cheeks, then his lips "Baby, no. Don't you ever feel useless. You do so much for me and holding me and petting my hair was the best thing you could have done last night"
"Really? But—"
"Really" you nod, and kiss him again. He moans softly against your lips, and you smirk before leaning back again. "And if you do want to do something more for me..." you say, teasingly dragging one of your hands to his lips, to trace his bottom one slowly "I have a few ideas right now"
That immediately makes him perk up, and he smiles and glances at the tray, then back at you.
"Want me to have ya for breakfast, baby?" he asks.
You end up with a big stain of coffee on your sheets, but who really cares.
Kiyoomi Sakusa
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You hear water running from behind the slightly closed bathroom's door, and so you sit up and yawn before stretching your arms over your head and softly paddling towards the source of the noise.
You push the door open a bit more and lean against the frame to watch your boyfriend hunched down over the bathtub, checking to see if the water's temperature it's good.
You smile, butterflies fluttering around your stomach, and clear your throat to get his attention.
"Good morning" you say, and he stands up straight to clean his hand with a towel, before approaching you. He's already dressed in a comfy pair of pants and one of those tight tank tops you love so much on him "Going to take a bath?"
"You know I prefer showers" he says, and kisses you behind your ear. You squeal, and he chuckles against your skin.
"I do" you nod, and chase his lips with yours when he moves to back away. He allows you to catch him, kissing you softly and caressing the side of your face with his hand "Then what's the bath for?"
"It's for you" he informs you, and you blink and look at the bathtub again, frowning.
"For me? I mean—" you tilt your head to the side, a bit confused "I appreciate the gesture, sweetie. But I... dont usually take a bath after just waking up"
Kiyoomi nods, and then pushes a wild strand of hair behind your ear before tugging you forward with him. "I know that. But I thought you might need it. To relax"
You hum, and then recall your nightmare. You ended up sitting up in bed at 3 in the morning with a sharp intake of breath, before the waterworks came rushing down and Kiyoomi had to hold you for the rest of the night, until you found sleep again— lulled by the beats of his heart.
"Thank you" you whisper "For taking care of me last night. I'm sorry I woke you up"
"You don't need to apologize" he says, and bends down to bump his nose against you before moving to grab a bomb bath from the shelf over the sink "It's my job to take care of you"
"And you do an amazing job"
"Now" he starts, standing in front of you again and gently holding your shoulders down "You're going to get into the bathtub, and I'm going to go downstairs to prepare you a healthy breakfast. After that, we can do something you like. Maybe watching that show you always make me watch when you're sick or feeling bad"
You chuckle "Sorry about that"
"Then we should probably take a nap. You need that today" he finishes, and only at the mention of sleeping you notice the dark circles under his eyes.
Did he... even slept at all?
"Omi" you gasp, tracing the bags under his eyes with your finger "Did you sleep even for a bit after I woke you up last night?"
"It's not your fault" he rushes to clarify, sighing and passing a hand through his hair "I just couldn't go back to sleep after I saw you in that state"
"So... you didn't slept at all after that?"
"I decided that to keep watch over you would be the best" he says, so simple and honest that your heart threatens to burst out of your chest "In case you need it anything"
You stand on your tiptoes to kiss him, because you honestly won't be able to find the right words to thank this beautiful man for being so thoughtful with you. So you card your fingers through his hair, and push your body against him until he breaks off for air with slightly flushed cheeks and eyes clouded with lust.
"I want to thank you" you whisper seductively, rubbing yourself against the bulge on the front of his pants. Kiyoomi groans, and his hands on your waist grip you tighter "So why don't you get on the bath with me, hm? I know you don't like it, but I can promise you a good time"
He hums, and his hands slide under your shirt "I can do anything for you"
And he does.
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inthegistoftime · 3 years
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Domestic Headcanons With Jesper Fahey
Domestic Headcanons With Jesper because I'm desperate and in love with him like many others, and crave more love for this man ✋🥰 Anyways, this is my first post, enjoy xx
(Please keep in mind that I only write with she/her pronouns because that is what I identify as and is were I have experience in, Thank you 💕)
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you fell for this rat too?
I'm just kidding, I love him
So, after a few years of dating
and life threatening activities ofc
you two decide to settle down somewhere
you both decide to put together all your coin
you don't have much, but
eventually
you two move into a cute little cottage
on some bright green land
not too far away from society
but far enough to be safe and have some peace and quiet
It reminds Jesper of his dads farm
and oh boy does he let you know it
"you know, when I was a kid-" "Jesper, sweetheart, I love you, but you've told me this a thousand times"
he usually just chuckles and rubs the back of his neck
a slightly embarrassed smile on his face
good god he's so cute
but don't be fooled!
he's still the same cheeky ratbag you fell in love with
After you two settle into your little cozy cottage, you decide to adopt a few animals
not many, but still enough to keep you two busy
You end up getting a cow
three sheep, two lambs
A dog you named Bellamy
and a random stray cat that rocked up to your house one day
Jesper fell for the cow the day you got her
He named her Evelyn
nicknaming her Evie everytime he walked past and pet her
"Good morning Evie, ready for breakfast?"
"Ah, good girl, Evie!"
sometimes Jesper will come up behind you and poke you in the sides
it makes you jump and kinda annoys you
but the giggles he makes as he wraps his arms around your waist and burys his face into your neck is definitely worth it
he loves slow dancing with you
he is always down to dance
had a bad day?
worry not, he's putting on your favourite record rn
Want a hug?
Oh honey, that hug is gonna turn into swaying
he loves the way you relax into him
your head on his chest, whilst he rests his on top of yours
you can hear his steady heartbeat
it's soothing
Sometimes you both go out to the market together
he still wears the hat and his guns
he just wants to keep his little lady safe from the bad guys 🥺
once you bought him a pair of suspenders as a joke
he casually wears them
gotta match his fit tho
he managed to get out of his gambling addiction with the help of you
but it took time
there were fights
there were times where he gave in
there were times where he needed to be held
but you both got through it together
and came out on top, stronger then ever
This man
oh my saints
this man loves to kiss you
24/7
lips? check
nose? check
forehead? check
literially all over your face? CHECK
ofc you do it too
he loves getting kisses from you
he absolutely melts
doesn't matter where the kiss was placed
random, but this man loves when you pet his eyebrows, idc what you say
he finds it soothing and it just feels nice to him
He loves looking at you
you could be wearing something revealing that hugs you in all the right spots or the long nightgown you wore to bed last night
he would still be awestruck
acting and feeling as if it was the first time he's ever seen you
"Saints my Darling, you look ravishing"
*insert heart eyes*
he feels so lucky to have such a strong and gorgeous woman on his side who loves him to the moon and back
xxx
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