#hey mom im about to piss off the internet
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Babe.
I don't check nothing.
#hey mom im about to piss off the internet#but seriously tho#my messaging etiquette is atrocious#fictional or otherwise#obey me#obey me leviathan#obey me messsages#obey me shitpost#ready to get screamed at
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Slashers find out their S/O has killed:
[Part 2]
A/n: IM SO UPSET BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MY REGULAR FONTS 😭 😔
A/n: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A:n: I COULDVE JUST COPIED AND PASTED OFF THE INTERNET BUT IM TOO LAZY TO RE DO EVERYTHING 😖
CW: Murders, Sexual themes and GN! Reader.
Little note: I was going to add Lester and Bo to part 2 but I was busy while making this so I have to add them in part 3
Billy Lenz 🎄🎅📞
He’s more excited at the fact that you’re just like him, crazy!
He instantly got aroused 😃
Definitely stole some of your underwear’s (or bras) and returned them all sticky, and damp…
the way he found out was when you helped him kill Jess
”Jess, [Name], the caller is in the house,”
but you knew that
you’ve always known
so when Jess started panicking, you found it a good time to surprise her and Billy
It frightened you when she had a weapon, she could’ve killed your Billy!
So, you took the other fire poker
you stabbed Jess in the shoulder when she got dragged by Billy
I cackled when Billy yanked her hair through the stairs railing 💀
And before she could react, you slit her throat
“it’s okay, Billy,”
damn, you were always hot, but with blood on you? 😍
“[Name] saved filthy Billy…?”
you’re smart ass pinned it on Peters and he got arrested
you sneaking back to the sorority house to see Billy - 🏡 ⬅️ 🏃♀️💨
Tiffany Valentines 👰♀️❤️🧸
[this goes for her human body and doll body]
She honestly wouldn’t care, you kill, she kills, you’re even hotter when you kill.
wait, wha-
she finds it adorable and hot of you when you kill
will literally pull up a soft chair, some snacks and a face mask and sit there watching you take your anger out
“Go baby!”
”You got this, hun’!”
“They went that way!”
“Good job, woo!”
Very supportive
you were a killer when you met her
That’s how she fell in love with you!
“How many people have you killed?”
“34,”
“Hey, you know, you’re kinda cute…”
”I know,”
fell in love with you instantly.
Carrie White 🔥👩🎓🩸
You never kept it a secret from her, but instead of telling her that it’s innocent people, you told her that it was people that use to mock and taunt you
she doesn’t think it’s okay, but because it’s you and because they were ‘awful’ people, she pushed it away
also doesn’t judge because she did kill people with her powers, but in her defense, she was so pissed
Also accepts you because you helped her run away from her abusive mom.
every time you come home from committing mass murder, she already sets up a bath and tries to cook
her mom didn’t care about her, so she’s only learning how to cook just now
hey, at least she’s trying 🥰
you end up cooking, but she repays you with nice cuddles after !
Jennifer Check ☆💉🩸
how you met was…interesting…
you always had a crush on her
and would always get pissed whenever some boy or girl hit on her
so when someone flirting with her actually kissed her cheek
you lost it.
let’s say that they didn’t have their happily ever after
when she found out, she became infatuated with you
a really devoted, smart, and pretty/handsome person? Sign her up
she definitely confessed first
like Tiff, she also doesn’t care
you kill anyone, she kills boys, no exception
and if you’re a boy, you’re an exception
will cheer you on as well
just more lazily than Tiff
After your killings, she’ll invite you to a lake
you obviously say yes, not thinking too much of it
until you see her naked in the murky waters
definitely pushes you in
mocks you for how flustered you get
yall definitely had a good time 😏
Vincent Sinclair 🕯️🔪🔥
Vinny just finished working and he was looking for you.
a bit worried when he couldn’t find you
then he heard footsteps, your foot steps.
don’t ask me how he knows your specific footsteps
and Jesus, you were a literal bloody mess
you had about 4 limp, lifeless victims
“Vin-ny!~”
you were awfully happy
blushed a little when you happily sung out the syllables to his nickname
pointed to the 4 bodies
“well, I’d thought I’d help you with work and it’s a thank you, for um, uh, everything…”
the silence was loud
really loud
but he nodded and huffed
making you plaster a grin on your face
he’s definitely blushing under hat mask
big bear hugs after work ! ❦
#billy lenz#slasher community#billy lenz x reader#black christmas#bride of chucky#childs play#tiffany valentine#carrie white#carrie 1976#carrie white x reader#jennifer body#jennifer check#jennifer check x reader#chucky#house of wax#vincent sinclair#vincent sinclair x you
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young royals s3e1 episode reaction:
oh god oh lord
let's go
and his LAWYER? is this about sara reporting him?
oh ludwig speaks
THEYRE BEING SUPPORTIVE???? I fr thought their marriage was a sham lol
PILLS????? KRISTINA??????????
bro wille really is a mini kristina huh.
wait simon's never been to the palace before has he?
a SETTLEMENT??????????
BRO HE POSTED CSAM TO THE INTERNET WDYM A SETTLEMENT
oh. my god burn it to the GROUND LINDA
oh? oh my god? what the fuck???
"piss person" well you little bitch baby that is Indeed what you are so
ugh
Linda is so right but so is Simon
I really hope this isn't how it's solved tho I wanna see August burning
"I just want it to be over" oh my baby boy oh my son
what's this hi hi what is this heartstopper
CAN Y'ALL KISS??? IVE WAITED LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF?
"cozy" oh kflfjdlfjdlgkdlgkdlgkdl little shit
(ps if I didn't rewatch yesterday I fully wouldn't have caught that throwback)
when Simon touched the curtain I knew kslfjdlfjdlfjdlfj
THEYRE SUCH PRETTY KISSERS IM GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF
IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED IT
THIS IS BETTER
BROOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT
omfg they're SO CUTE I'M LOSING MY MIND
oh OH oh they're GOING at it
oh come ON
well that was precious as all hell
and now they're going back inside as if they weren't dry humping in wille's room 3 minutes ago. kings.
I want to smash rickard's face against a fire pit
simon: oh fuck. wille: oh yea you're lucky I didn't shoot you piece of shit
I'm losing my mind at linda being extremely surprised while kristina's like "sighs yeah. fucking figures. erik would never"
also losing my mind at wille's face lil bro is like AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP BAP
[maddie voice] FUCK YOU AUGUST
oh now linda's all disappointed. ok. be a better mom then.
i will literally rip August's face off idc
KRISTINA??????????
KRISTINA
omg felice
oh baby girl no
BUT SARA WAS A SNAKE
I want to give felice so many hugs my bbg
oh my god farima what the fuck sjgldjfkdjfldkf
WHAT THE FUCK
oh my god she really said "ok you're super gay now, wonderful, how can we use this to our advantage"
WELL ASK THEM?? YOU'RE THE LITERAL MOTHER IN THIS SCENARIO. ACT LIKE ONE.
linda has been pissing me tf off since last season idc
omg someone snitched on hillerska
OH
OHHHHHH
OH THEY KISSED IN PUBLIC
OH MY GOD
OH THEYRE GOING ALL OUT
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of etc etc
BOTH THE CROWN PRINCE AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
B O Y F R I E N D
let's fuckin GOOOOO ENDGAME BITCHES
if simon sneaks out it's gonna bite them in the ass tho lmao
"sleep with a freshman" August did that twice lmao gross
OH THEY KNEW
OH MY GOD HE'S DOWN BAD
vincent is such an asshole barfs
DONT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT AWAJFLSJFKSJFSKJ
fine. I'm coming out. i am a big august/sara enjoyer.
not the tiny heart that's so fucking cute
he can't get tattoos?? that's such bullshit. get a tramp stamp wille it's what you deserve
not felice unloading on wille and simon HDKFJDKGJ babygirl I love you and you need a therapist bc that's so inappropriate
"how do you get over your best friend" felice baby im gonna send you a google doc called the lesbian masterpost hang on
yeah of course that piece of shit nasty asshole talked to the press lmfao
"ex" y'all kissed like twice, [clare from derry girls voice] look at the state of ya
actually? can rosh and ayub talk to him? with their fists? and a knife preferably?
you know, I actually kinda like nils. he's so fucked up but you can see he genuinely cares abt wille. in his own lil fucked up extremely upper class way.
SARA
SARA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh lmfao that's literally how my dad's house looks like when I show up haha sad
omg are they gonna initiate her again
OMG
OMG BABY GIRLS
BRO THEYRE GONNA CLEAN HER ROOM AND TAKE HER TO NEW YORK
TEEN GIRLS BRO
oh wille seems so cozy. wonder what's going to go down now.
oh did they write an article abt simon
oh
oh it was not about simon
oh sweet baby jesus
I mean. it was totally alexander wasn't it lmfao
but also like....... I love that they're blowing that shit up. blow that school up.
ALL CLASSES?????
aw they're sitting together. boyfriends.
"did that happen to you" how is wille more worried abt the gay porn one and not ALL THE OTHER SHIT THEY DID TO HIM
oh I like her she reminds me of the lady from the incredibles
ohhhh
NOT THE PHONES TOO?
get over yourself vincent. fuck you vincent.
oh they're gonna close this shit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuck okay wonderful
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Hey, Li! I know how you feel, and yeah it sucks. I’ve had friends who after 4 years of hanging out and doing things, have completely ghosted me. And yeah, it hurts to no longer think, but KNOW that that person you thought was a friend, is just hurting you at this point.
I’ve been going to therapy for a while, and analyzing a lot of my relationships with others. And as much as it hurt me, I just had to let those people go. Dwelling too much on this, isn’t healthy for anyone who goes through this. I’ve felt dumb, stupid, and pretty much any negative thing that I ever thought about myself more, because of them.
I’m not an expert, and I’m not always good at giving advice. But I’m not only here because of your stories, but because I genuinely see you as a good person, who isn’t getting what they deserve. And sorry if me saying this is overstepping. I don’t want you to think that Im telling you what to do either.
You deserve good friends, who don’t judge you, and hurt you. And if this person has hurt you before, and has made you feel anxious, then I think you should stop with this person. Not pause, but stop it. Keep the good memories, and move on.
I know it’s easier said than done, though. And it’s not something that can be done in a day. But we have to let it go. Otherwise you’ll continue to feel this upset, and I don’t think that you or anyone deserves that.
❤️
I know it’s just hard to hear and implement 😭 I’m a person who loves very very deeply and with my whole being so letting people go always feels very personal. I also like...I don’t have many irl friends tbh (internet friends are another story 😂🥰)
I hate it when I think about how much they’ve judged me, sorta unfairly. You’re right- some people are so judgmental and others are like- just not. I think that’s one of the things I’ve begun to appreciate as I get older like.
There are some things you just can’t change and some people complain about things that are never going to change or aren’t worth wasting the breath over. I like people that get it, that some inconveniences are just unavoidable. Like my mom yells and shreeks her head off when my cat pisses in her plants but like...she can’t understand. Yelling is not gonna change what happened.
Anyways I digress, I think I’m sorta starting to let go, I’ve become a lot more comfortable doing things on my own these days? Like I’m quite comfortable doing things by myself. Part of it is that, solitude is kinda nice when you’re good company for yourself
Thank you for your advice, I think it helps me a lot to talk it out on here
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uh hello i wanted to ask you something serious. tw: transphobia
so when i was younger maybe like 2 years ago, my mom was ranting about how she didn't understand trans people and how she didn't get the notion of being trans and that it would just lead to more mental issues. as she was ranting she asked me for my opinions (i'm cis). i didn't really want to answer but she kept asking me what i thought since one of my old friends had come out as trans.
i said word for word: "see what i don't understand is why people need to be trans when gender stereotypes are no longer a thing."
one: i'm really sorry that i said it. two: i said it because i was afraid of my mom getting mad at me, which i guess i was right to do since she was pretty pissed when i came out as bi. anyways i did it because i was scared, but now she brings up that point all the time whenever trans rights are discussed.
im so so so sorry about it. i don't think i've regretted anything more. i did it because i was scared but i don't think that's a valid enough reason. ig this isn't really a question as much as a confession but i needed to tell someone so um. yeah.
Hey anon, I know this is a pretty old ask but I felt like it was pretty important to answer anyways.
First off- try to forgive yourself. I can't do that for you, sadly, since I'm just some random internet guy, but I can offer you this: we've all made mistakes. We've all said dumb things, or things we didn't mean, or things that ended up sounding bad in retrospect because we were all raised in a society that hammers in these internalized biases.
This goes doubly if you're in a house with not-so-great parents. Goodness knows I've had to compromise on my beliefs in favor of safety when it comes to talking about trans and queer issues with people I know. Sometimes safety does have to come first. Sometimes you just have to nod and agree with whatever nonsense in order to survive.
Yes, what you said is inaccurate and not so great. But you also can't blame yourself for your mom latching onto that argument and believing it wholeheartedly. That's on her, not on you.
Finally, I don't know if any of your friends who are trans ever heard about this, but if they did...that's rough. They will have to make the choice for themselves if they want to move on from what you said, or if it's something they couldn't forgive.
If they didn't, then it doesn't seem like you hurt anyone but yourself with your words. Yes, they were careless, but you were trying to keep yourself safe. Try and forgive yourself for that. Words don't matter nearly so much as actions in this particular case. I'd say what you said two years ago doesn't matter anything close to as much as what you do and say to support trans people now. You clearly care about being a part of the queer community and accepting/supporting your trans siblings. That counts for a lot, y'know? A lot of people would have just brushed off what they said, or tried to defend it. You're not a bad person, anon. You're just someone trying their best.
I hope you've found yourself in a better place since sending this ask, and if you ever see this, I hope you find some comfort in it.
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UTIL Plays Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Case: Turnabout Goodbyes)
Key: In Game Text Umi, Mu, Rin, Ammo, Bibi, Nocturnal, Ashe, Lucas
-I lost the first like 20 minutes of this case because of my internet fuck
-"Shit I lost connection"
"Edgeworth? Did you do it? *Edgeworth Leaves*"
"HE'S DODGING THE QUESTION"
-"Maya thinks im a murder"
“Maya thinks everyone is a murder”
-Gumshoe: He doesn't stop talking about you
"Like edgeworth couldnt get any gayer"
-"No camping"
"Look someones camping"
'NO CAMPING"
"Good job camping in front of a no camping sign"
-About Lotta "She looks like a pumpkin"
-"A working relationship"
"MAYA SEE'S RIGHT THROUGH THAT BULLSHIT"
-About Larry:
"Not a single thought behind his eyes"
"I think his brain is made of rocks, and not in an endeering way"
-The big news
"OF THE MURDER?"
-“We should do a podcast”
"That's the millenial version of we should start a band”
- We’re all convinced Kiyance isn’t real
-Wow Its really real
"Just like Larry's girlfriend"
"Just like Kiyance"
-Unanimous Grossberg's on thin fucking ice
-Grosberg has sky energy
-I saw edgeworth and I knew he had daddy issues but I didnt know it was this bad
-Phoenix kinnie vs oldbag kinnie if you think edgeworth is cute
-“This boy has been to therapy”
“No he hasn't”
“he most certianly hasnt”
“UTIL Raises money to send edgeworth to Therapy”
-'i was having a #girl moment'
-'We need better communication, and by communcation i mean tell me in advance when you murder someone"
-“They're comparing schedules, I have lunch at one, murder at 1:30, I can do 2”
“That'll give me time to hide the body”
-Gumshoe would cover up evidence for Edgeworth
“Its about being Gay and doing Crime”
“It's be gay do crime, not be gay and be held accountable for your crimes”
-"Can I cancle for jury duty”
"I gotta go to my mom's birthday tomorrow sorry"
-Everyone needs a gumshoe in their life
-“Ten edgeworth is one old man”
- Slight Tangent to Elf Piss Anon
-“ (Manfred) Looks like one of those people who goes 'Covid isnt real' and is first in line to get vaccinated”
-Manfred Von Karma is the ultimate Karen
-“This judge is Whipped”
“If you think he's whipped now”
-"You are far from normal"
"YOURE ONE TO TALK PHOENIX"
"That's a LOTTA Audacity"
-"I'll beat you like a blue headed stepchild"
"Blue Headed?"
"(Lotta) has red headed, she can't say red headed”
-“ My face hurts from smiling and its so hard to be a villain right now”
-If Manfred von Karma giggled I think I would piss myself in fear
- Phoenix voice: Englage
-“We dont have a meter but we do have a Miles”
“OH MY GOD HE'S INNOCENT BECAUSE OF THAT PUN”
-“Phoenix is flirting the only way he knows how - Edgeworth's love language is insults”
-“Edgeworths lips were staring to quiver”
"Gumshoe why were you staring at his lips"
-Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey are best friends
"You know they have steel samurai marathons"
"The would go to comic con together"
"THEY WOULD COSPLAY TOGETHER"
-Ace Attorney Comic Con is called Sam-Con
Phoenix is there for emotional support for Edgeworth and Maya
Gumshoe would staff for a con, Security Detail
-“Ill be better the next time I witness a murder”
"THAT'S SOME FORESHADOWING"
-“Maya the moment Edgeworth makes it out on bail :So edgeworth is a little bitch”
“DOES EVERYONE IN THE COURT WANNA KNOW EDGEWORTH'S TRAUMA”
'We're no longer going to Samcon"
-How do we catch a monster with a fishing pole
"Are we fighting ganon?"
-“Pwease dont cross examine my witness mr judge”
-Larry jumped out of the audience, landed on Von Karma's desk and procreeded to roll off it and to the stand
-"im bluffing stay with me maya"
-Explaining the lore as to why edgeworth didnt fall off the boat
-Yanni Yogi and Oldbag ran away together
'no, she deservse better'
-“Wright there's so little time left”
"Wright I'm in love with you"
"Maya in the back: YEAH NO SHIT, WE'VE KNOWN FOR HOURS"
"Maya's on trial for murdering the romantic moment in the trial"
"Larry Voice: HEY YOU DOING SOMETHING OVER HERE?!"
-"You don't know him how i know him"
"Carnally?”
- “To Meet Edgeworth”
"Wow this is so gay"
"There is no heterosexual explainiation to this"
-"Phoenix wright kins Elle Woods without knowing what kinning is"
-Solid 5 minutes about how good ace attorney is as a game and how good the character development is.
-Consensus that Edgeworth is not at all overrrated and a properly rated character.
-Umi burmping in character 10/10
-“he isnt in here”
"He's in the ceiling"
"CEILING VON KARMA"
-Mass hatred for front view Von Karma
-"I can see why Edgeworth has Nightmares, all Von Karma had to do was smile at him"
-"It's not even in content of court anymore, its more like resentment of court"
- Von Karma Voice "You piss your pants too boy"
-"We're removing the bullet right here right now Maya put him under anesthetic"
-"Wright, I'm not sure how to say this"
"Then Kiss Me"
- Monotone: whooooooop
-Winston Payne's japanese name is Ouchie. That's all
-Collective crying over Ghost Mia during the ending photo
Bonus: Collective Crying over RTGames Von Karma moments
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#util meets aa#long long post#Oh my god tonight was so fun#Next Week we’re starting Justice For All#consensus was we’ll come back after the trilogy to place RFTA
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A friend just mentioned their mom thinks she has a demon in her home maybe more specifically a mirror? Im not too familiar with demons other than my occasional joke that I may be one lol is this something that can happen ? What can she do about it ? From what he said a couple yrs ago she used to practice and I don't get the impression she knew what she was doing . Freaked herself out didnt open/ close / ward a spell then just threw her spellbokks and everything in Trash ! Been stuck with this since . 🤦♀️🙈
Well hey there! Sorry that it has taken so long to get back to you, I have been a busy busy person off of the internet.
Mirrors. Let us talk about mirrors.
Mirrors can feel pretty creepy almost by default. It is not uncommon for people to believe that they are portals to other realms, for ghosts and other spirits to utilize in order to haunt our homes. I have heard that some also believe that the reflections that we see in mirrors are actually demons impersonating us. (Freaky thought.)
However, here is a short and simple answer for you, regarding your mother and her mirror:
Demonic infestation is not nearly as common as people believe it, and more times than not, practitioners who are not familiar with demonic energy will encounter an energy or a presence that makes them uneasy, and quickly label it as a demon. Most of the time it's just a wayward spirit that is pissed off. (Still a problem though, when uninvited.)
That being said, whether it is a demon or not, there are a few things that COULD have been done to rid of whatever that energy/presence was.
General warding, cleansing and banishing on the mirror usually gets the job done, but, sometimes I simply put a sheet or cloth over a mirror if it feels off.
If she fully believes that it is a demon, burn a combination of blessed thistle and nettle leaves in the house. Bang on the walls with a broom and tell the spirit to pack up and go.
So, a shorter answer. Can it happen? Yes of course! Is it a demon though? Debatable. But, in the case of your mother's sanity and comfort, better safe than sorry. Go on ahead with a house cleanse.
Hope this helps!
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in holt's voice: Pain. That's it.
Today hasn't been the best but HEY I HAD THESE PRECIOUS BABIES TO KEEP MY COMPANY
He looked exhausted like he hadn’t slept at all.
alec...
I'm already sad and ready to murder
the baby...
David had never lost someone he loved.
this is fucking foreshadowing isn't it
But real strength was not in surviving the presence of pain. Real strength was in suviving the absence of love.
despite the chaos I'm glad to see these two interacting
The Consul leaned back in his chair and ran his hand through his beard. David had to admit, he looked damn good with it. Even if it made him seem even more intimidating than before.
yes boy YES
it's really hard not to smile right now but my camera is on and im supposed to be finding meanings of foreign words based on my own knowledge so-
JACKSON
“Max is too old for me to tell him what he is and isn’t allowed to do,” the Consul said – although he didn’t sound very happy about it.
MY TEACHER ASKED ME THE FIRST QUESTION IM LOSING MY SHIT
It’s going to be okay. It’s going to be okay. It’s going to be okay.
let's hope so
Facts and figures, babe, Max had kissed his cheek last night. Dad likes facts and figures.
deep breathes
it'll be ok
“You’ve done your research,” the Consul nodded. There was a hint of approval in his voice that made David want to do a cartwheel.
AWWWW
“I’d like to take care of the New York institute,” David said now. “Because Jace Herondale and Clary Fairchild took care of me.”
And for the first time that evening, the Consul smiled. David wanted to burst into song.
AHHHH
this is beautiful
David couldn’t help but find that endearing. He wondered what it felt like to be loved like that. He wondered what it felt like to have a father like that – a father who couldn't stop loving his child even for a moment.
A love that was endless and tireless.
Every time he was in the presence of the Lightwood-Bane family he was reminded of what he had lost and what every child deserved.
It made him sad.
But then he would remember. He would remember that Max had grown up knowing nothing but this. Max had grown up with nothing but love.
It made him happy.
alright come here let me hug you
UHUHSCUICDUH "Why do you not like me"
“I know I worry too much about Max,” the Consul said, his smile sad now. “But I can only worry now. I won’t always be there to worry over him.”
it's 9 am boy
THESE TWO REALLY BE ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS
"Why are you scared of me" HSUHYUKDUMKDS WELL YOU SEE-
all we can really do is replace the bad memories with happier ones...
“No,” the Consul said, and David’s heart almost stopped. “I mean, of course I care. But I don’t have to be hard on you to show you that I do. There are many ways to show people we care about them without hurting them.”
David thought of his father then. He remembered the way his father had drawn the agony rune on his wrist and promised him it was because he loved David and wanted him to be strong. The memory hurt.
Jace and Clary bestest
“I’m sorry for whatever I did to intimidate you,” the Consul apologized.
that is so alec oh my god 😭
David looked him in the eye. “You’re Alec Lightwood.”
The man looked confused. “Is that supposed to mean something?
I'm smiling so much right now because yeah
yeah I get what he's saying
David hadn’t known that boys were allowed to kiss other boys – not until he heard about Alec Lightwood’s Accords Hall kiss.
David hadn’t known fairy tales existed outside of books - not until he heard about Alec Lightwood adopting a warlock baby with Magnus Bane.
David hadn’t known love can literally change the world – not until he heard about Alec Lightwood changing the world for the man he loved.
don't make me cry during linguistics
“Well,” the Consul chuckled. “To be entirely honest, I did all of that for Magnus.”
as he should
“Everything I have ever done has always been for Magnus,” the Consul said, his voice oddly soft.
we're talking about some wall in class and im here trying not to cry
my teacher just asked why some of us have our cameras off WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY
“I don’t want to be a hero,” David confessed honestly. “I just thought if I ran away to a city full of heroes, they would protect me if someone tried to hurt me again.”
“What’s that?” the Consul frowned, pointing at his neck.
By the angel! David was going to have words with Max when he saw him again.
“Uh,” David said. “Mosquito bite.”
AHHHHHHHH MOSQUITO BITE
“Do you remember when Izzy got attacked by a demon in Edom?”
“And you drank my blood,” the Consul rolled his eyes.
“Aw,” the Dean of the Academy chuckled. “You do remember.”
poor David is stuck between them talking like this IM SCREAMING
He remembered the way Consul had blamed himself when Max had found the spoils room at the York Institute. The way he had believed he should have done better when his eldest son had been traumatized by foul rumours of the Clave.
oh honey no
There were people who got mad at themselves when things went wrong.
There were people who got mad at everyone around them when things went wrong.
While Alec Lightwood was the former, his son and David’s boyfriend, was definitely the latter.
I'm definitely both
“It wasn’t your fault,” David spoke up then. “When bad things happen to people, it’s because of the people who did those bad things. We shouldn’t atone for someone else’s sins.”
“Yeah. Stop atoning, dude,” the Dean said chuckled. “Listen to the boy.”
YES EVERYONE LISTEN TO DAVID
“And be careful,” the Consul said, his tone a little different now.
“I will keep an eye on-”
“No,” the Consul said and pointed at the hickey on David’s neck. “With Max. Be careful.”
David was pretty sure his face on fire.
OH MY GOD
IM SHAKING
“Um, we have the internet,” David pointed out.
The Consul blinked. “Right. Of course. The internet.”
yes
ao3 and Wattpad
KIDS DON'T GO ON THESE WEBSITES AT 11 JUST DO NOT
“If he gives you a hard time, don’t give up,” the man whispered like it was a secret. “You just need to weasel your way into his life.”
David chuckled. “Is that what you did?”
yup
“Yeah, and then he had the audacity to get accidentally get drunk and confess his love in the middle of the night.”
AWW SHE'S TELLING GIGI ABOUT THEIR PAST
“I did have a latte,” her mother said with a straight face.
Georgia didn’t find that funny.
I almost said "BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY" before I realized that is exactly what I would've said
She knew her mother, like so many other people in her life, preferred to use humour to cope with the pain. They preferred to hide their pain away from other people.
Georgia never understood why people did that. Did they think others didn’t know what pain felt like? Everyone was in pain all the time – some kind of it at least. Everyone knew how to cope with it. So, it made more sense to share it than to carry it all by yourself.
i...I never look at it that way
Apparently, hand holding had special healing abilities at times like this.
yeah it really does
Georgia had hoped to find out herself. She had wondered so much about the baby.
tears. literal tears
It didn’t matter that Georgia had wanted to name the baby Abigail after the first iron sister. It didn’t matter that her father wanted to name the baby Jonathan to piss off Uncle Jace.
Abigail Jonathan Lightwood-Lovelace
FUCK OFF AND LET ME CRY IN PEACE
People said that poison was a coward’s weapon. But Georgia didn’t think so. It wasn’t easy to make poison. It wasn’t easy sneak it into the right place at the right time.
Whoever did this, they were not cowards. They were smart and they should be feared.
yeah, what did happen during the trial?
uh is Selena ok?
like genuinely
is she just a very heavy sleeper or...
MARYSE
Because sometimes the only comfort you needed was your mom.
yeah...
Except for random parts of the house that were incredibly organized – a sign Uncle Jace had been there
Yup.
“I’m staying in New York, mom. I’m going to help Selena and the centurions find out who did this to me,” her mother said, her words a promise. “And once I do, I’m going to strangle them with my whip.”
Yes you will
Anjali and Rafe
please be ok. please
HOW ABOUT WE DO A TRADE
ZARA'S LIFE FOR ANJALI'S 😄
ok I know that's not how it works but IM DESPERATE
her bedroom seems amazing though
Rafael gave so much shit to his dad because the other man had the habit of watching his husband sleep.
But now he sort of understood the fascination.
AWWWWW
“You do ballet?” he asked, holding up the ballet shoes.
slightly reminds me of rosa
OK WHO AM I KIDDING SHE TOTALLY DOES
the red binder
it's fucking genius
David can keep his flowers and cookies and scarves.
This, what he held in his hands right now, was the best thing anyone could ever give him. A file full of reforms to make the clave better.
IM SCREAMING
“You think I want to die and leave the Council in your cishet hands?”
YES BESTIE
“I don’t care what the Clave needs,” Rafael snapped, and Anjali momentarily looked taken aback. “I need you.”
he needs her
FUCK IT TIME TO CRY
“Bulgaria is known as the land of roses,” Rafael told her. “The Sofia Institute is built in the middle of a rose garden.”
“Oh,” Anjali’s eyes momentarily softened. “I like roses.”
you know that tiktok trend? the one which goes "listen it's a good joke it's a great joke even but i need you to stop" or smth like that?
yeah
His hand was itching to reach out and hold hers. So, he did just that. He reached out – very carefully – and took her hand in his own.
“I need you to get better, Anjali,” he whispered. “Cause I would very much like to take you there.”
HAND HOLDING
no she's not becoming a vampire
The part that was the shadowhunter – which told him she didn’t deserve to die over some angelic mishap.
The part that was the future Consul – which told him he needed Anjali on his side.
The part that was a Lightwood-Bane – which told him he should never give up fighting.
And then there was the part that was Rafael – just Rafael.
It told him he had to save his heart – no matter the consequences.
we're talking about some powerplant in geography and I'm crying over this
Anjali please please don't die
“Not everything,” Rafael told her. “I know someone who can help.”
WHO
GIVE ME A NAME
“Well, now we don’t know that for sure!” Max grinned. “Who knows what they get up to? Maybe there is someone occasional boning in the bone city.”
“How does manage to get more insufferable every time I meet him?” Jackson demanded.
i...never looked at it that way
OH JACKSON IS BECOMING A SILENT BROTHER
Max grinned widely at the other boy. “You wanna be my immortal buddy, Jack-Jack?”
OOP-
“The boys are back” he yelled, hugging David and Jackson. “Ty, our boys are back! Yas! The London Boys are back!”
THE LONDON BOYS
“Okay it’s a little disrespectful when you call her by the same name you call me,” Max pointed out.
“True,” Jackson nodded. “Irene shouldn’t be disrespected like that.”
YUYZXYSCGYZCGYUCUIZCVUH SCREAMING
"It’s hard being a celeb,�� Max sighed dramatically.
“He is referring to the chaos you unleashed the last time you went there,” Jackson rolled his eyes. “People still remember you.”
“I’m memorable. It’s not my fault,” Max shrugged.
Max no more gambling bestie
“If the assassination attempt on Magnus had been successful, we wouldn’t be sitting and talking like this,” Kit pointed out. “The nephilim and downworlders would be at war.”
As they should. No one hurts Magnus
“So the target isn’t just Magnus Bane?” Jackson asked.
“Possibly,” Ty nodded. “The Consul and his husband…They are the ones who united the shadow world – with the Alliance. With their marriage. So, it’s not surprising that someone – seelie or not – wants to break it all down.”
with every line, I get closer to a breakdown
“There are people all around me to protect me from demons and crazy assassins,” Max smiled. “But you…You protect me from myself. So, don’t give me that I’m not good at protecting bullshit.”
so precious...
“Now let’s go find out which dumbass thought it would be a good idea to try and kill Magnus Fucking Bane.”
i have a few torture methods in mind
If shadowhunters couldn’t fight demons, it would put both downworlders and mundanes in danger. His father’s Clave – small as it was – did their best to keep the demons at bay. They were the only thing keeping the shadow world safe from demons.
Ikr?? Like David said earlier Alec's clave is literally the one doing the actual shadowhunting.
“Jackson is incredibly smart and perceptive. He knows what is good for him, David. He chose you to be his best friend. He has accepted that his family is gone for good and is finally focusing on his future. If this is what he wants to do and if this is who he wants to be, then you should trust that he has thought this through. He wouldn’t have chosen this life if he thought he wouldn’t be happy with it.”
TRUE
ALRIGHT WHO TF IS BEHIND ALL THIS
i just want to talk 🙂
“Great,” Max said, feeling frustrated. “So, someone created a fancy new poison just to kill my parents.”
“They did say something else,” Kit said, his tone worried. “The poison…It’s not entirely made of demonic properties.”
“Oh?” David said.
“It’s a mixture of angelic and demon properties,” Ty Blackthorn said. “And we know that-”
“Seelies,” Max whispered. “They have both angel and demon blood.”
Is anyone else scared?
GASP
WHAT IF
It's an angel and prince of hell working together?
ok that seems highly unlikely
“I don’t think you have a choice, bud,” Kit giggled. “Mina will have your head if you don’t get married. She has been working on a Pinterest board for years now.”
KIT
KIT
WHAT THE FUCK
OH MY GOD KIT
NO NO NO
HE CAN'T BE DEAD
NO FUCK NO
I'm absolutely loving all this angst so much. You said chapter 9 was the most angsty and frankly I can't wait :p
now...IF KIT AND ANJALI DIE I WILL BE VERY VERY SAD but the angst potential with Anjali though...NOPE NOPE NOPE. MY GIRL'S GONNA BE INQUISITOR I KNOW SHE WILL.
AHHHHHH THIS CHAPTER WAS A LOT LMAO.
I love how you are complaining but also thirsting for angst yall crazy.
I hope you are taking care of yourself and working on your entry for the competition!!!!!
Also the "we're talking about some wall in class" killed me lmao I laughed so hard fdhvjd.
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hey everyone! ummm this is peyton (also the mun of lee hyeon) taking a second shot at a second character — i have a lot of muse for this one, so i swear he’ll be around for a while… 🥵 this is ryu geon, yes his name rhymes with hyeon’s & no i do not care ♥️ he’s the lead guitarist/vocalist of meta and also the son of a former nobody rockstar, but i’ll get into all that below! like this post if you’d like for me to come into your ims to plot, click the read more for more info on geon, and/or click here to be taken to his pages: CAREER, DOSSIER, PINTEREST.
HISTORY.
born in autumn ‘97 to a “budding rockstar” (translation: “no yeah i swear our band’s really starting to take off, we sold twenty-three tickets to our last show!”) & a woman with commitment issues ♥️ geon’s dad always told him that his mom left because she had some dire matters that needed to be taken care of and SWORE that she cried the last time she held her dear baby boy, but all of his dad’s bandmates say that she was just some groupie and had to be persuaded into carrying her child to term… who can say for sure?
naturally, there are no pictures of this mystery woman. there was one (1) of her holding infant geon, but then he found out that that was actually a sound tech who worked for his dad’s band… and he just never corrected geon’s assumptions LOLLLL
anyway! he was always really close to his dad, considering they were a two-person family. he has a set of grandparents, an aunt and a couple cousins but they were never involved with geon’s life because his dad is the #blacksheep of the family. geon and his dad against the world, am i right?
uhhh geon was also kind of a black sheep growing up, but he didn’t really notice? he was a happy kid, very energetic and enthusiastic. a lot of adults in the area looked down on him & his dad, but he was SOOOO blind to it because his dad’s a god in his eyes and HE’S always been nice to everyone, so why would they not like him??? because his clothes smelled a little like dad’s cigarette smoke??? big deal
wasn’t troublesome (beyond talking too much), but a lot of people still expected bad things from him :/ “his father’s a dirtbag, i’ll be surprised if that boy doesn’t end up in jail by 20”, “he won’t amount to anything without a proper role model in his life”, “his dad is teaching him how to slack off”, “he won’t contribute anything to society”, etc. he kindaaa picked up on this as he got older but pretended not to because it was more rewarding to play dumb and keep being a good kid(tm) to prove them wrong
was basically a mini version of his dad. same style, similar features, birthmarks in the same places, same “live today, die tomorrow” approach in life, same affinity for singing & playing rock music. ummm he loved his dad a lot. a lot. a lot. wanted to make him proud SO BAD, started his first band when he was 15 and they sucked so bad but his dad was their biggest fan… you know how it is. a lot of people misunderstood him, but he was a very good guy and such a great parent
TW DEATH unfortunately he passed away just shy of geon’s 18th birthday and your boy still hasn’t forgiven the world for taking his dad when he was in the middle of his angsty teen phase — had he known that their time together was dwindling, he would’ve been so so so much better to him END TW
his dad’s band actually rocketed into the charts after he passed & suddenly they were getting loads of publicity, lots of “what a shame that he went under-appreciated” which pissed geon off SOOOO bad because why couldn’t they have had that energy when he was still alive? he’s still mad about it five/six years later
this is getting kinda long, so uhhh tl;dr, he ended up staying with the drummer of his dad’s band until he was old enough to live alone/READY to live alone, but he changed quite a bit. was really going through it, quit his band, stopped putting effort into school. barely graduated. went from being a social butterfly spending every weekend at a gig or with friends to spending all of his time on a pc or in front of a tv, playing console games. the internet comforted him when nobody else would/could and then he met the future members of meta <33333333 #newbeginnings
present day geon is still struggling, has to go to counseling bi-weekly but he’s coming back out of his shell! he wants to fall in love with life again, just wants to tread carefully... outgoing & will talk to absolutely anyone, but he still spends most of his time alone. hard to reach by text, so if you wanna talk to him, you better call/facetime LMAO. talks a mile a minute, especially if you get him going abt something he really likes. laughs a lot, smiles a lot, more habitual than actual signs of happiness but yk. ummm he has a really loud voice, mostly controlled nowadays but he still gets carried away sometimes. an absolute menace during long drives/flights, sorry meta.
funny but only when he’s in large groups. feeds off of other peoples’ energy, really good at reading a room and breaking the ice/making everyone comfortable, but if you meet him 1-on-1, none of his jokes land quite the same.
i envision him as being the kind of guy who carries himself in such a way that you’d assume he’s really popular/out of reach/maybe even full of himself, but he’s... not like that... at all... in fact, he’s kinda irritating when you get to know him. the personification of a flood followed by a drought and vice versa, always either too much or not enough. gets used/ghosted/dropped/dumped/whatever a lot because he’s soooo fun in the moment (if he isn’t in his feelings), but draining long-term.
really emotionally intelligent, in touch with his feelings in a way that a lot of people never thought he would be (probably thanks to counseling tbh). he’s very very rarely the type of person who will make you wonder what your place in his life is — he’s communicative, kind, honest. ummm he thinks that intimacy between friends needs to be more common, so he’s really affectionate with the people in his life. type of guy to tell you he loves you every chance he gets (calling you when he’s drunk, sounding like a clingy ex type beat) & greet you/depart with a hug. losing his dad kinda fucked him up in the way that he won’t leave/hang up until his friends say “i love you” back, gets kinda (re: very) upset if he’s denied that and/or a hug.
TRIVIA.
has been playing the guitar “longer than he’s been walking” (not really, but he swears it’s true).
uhhh he really likes nail art, but he’s kinda hesitant in what he tries? mainly sticks to black polish (or other plain colors), but sometimes he’ll get little designs added in as well. mainly does it himself because he still doesn’t feel comfortable in salons... if his work looks bad, leave him alone <3 he’s trying
inspired by people like kurt cobain, nicky wire, yungblud, billie joe armstrong & damiano david in the fact that he’s not against wearing dresses or skirts on stage. doesn’t do it ALL the time, but often enough that it doesn’t go unnoticed. some people say that he does it for attention because he doesn’t dress like that elsewhere and tbh they’re probably kinda right
interested in history (only SOME... dinosaurs, ancient civilizations, specialized areas like the history of circuses/clowns/skateboarding/punk, stuff like that yk), stand-up comedy & documentaries. could spend a whole day watching documentaries and would say he had fun, has a lot of useless knowledge that nobody gives a fuck about and is kinda dumb when it comes to things that matter
when it comes to music, he prefers playing really fast and heavy rock or punk over anything else, but he actually listens to a lot more soft indie on his own time... he’s too tense these days to be listening to anything else RIPPP
the vibe: homemade tie-dye, ripped slipknot t-shirts, frosted tips, neon crocs with alien & peace-sign charms, chipped black nail polish, calloused hands, cheesy pick-up lines used NOT to land a date but to pull a smile, driving until he’s lost, stupid socks paired with pressed suits, dramatic poetry in an iphone note, etc.
PLOT IDEAS.
people he met through online support groups about coping with grief
uhhh an on & off relationship that’s been going for who-knows-how-long. the reason for this is up for discussion, but i imagine that he hasn’t given up yet because the constant highs and lows are a good source of inspo 🤪 artists must suffer for their art!
opposite side of the coin — someone he’s interested in, but he’s NOT disloyal so it’s a pattern of persistent courting when he’s single vs intense friend-zoning when he’s not and they’re getting tired of trying to figure out what he wants from them
someone else who likes nail art & can convince him that NOBODY cares if he goes to a salon
someone (probably female but doesn’t really matter tbh) who feels like his feminism is entirely performative… maybe they attack him directly for it or maybe they just REALLY don’t like him and they’re super vague about it idk. either way, please tell him that activism is much more than recommending one female artist a year and saying “clothes have no gender 🤪” so he can be praised for the bare minimum (his heart is in the right place but his skull is empty)
someone super introverted who comes out of their shell with geon! uhhh maybe they think that he’s the one doing them a favor, but in reality spending time with them has been doing wonders for his mental health
other people who like to skate. let’s congregate at the local skatepark and scare the middle schoolers away
someone who inspires him musically, for whatever reason. lots of late nights in studios, idly strumming his guitar and writing lyrics that definitely aren’t about how their eyes look in these dim lights… umm maybe he thinks he has a crush on them but really doesn’t and ends up hurting them eventually, maybe he really DOES have a crush but will (probably) never do anything abt it or maybe it’s entirely platonic and he just admires them a ridiculous amount
someone who likes to make music as a hobby, prob won’t publish/release any of it but it’s fun to imagine. spontaneous meetings with geon in the middle of the night, recording songs together and keeping the WORST takes for the laughs. there’s probably a diss-track of them going in on each other floating around somewhere even though geon can’t rap for shit
night owls who keep him company on the phone, even if they can’t be there physically. them talking really quietly vs geon shouting at them while he plays games LMAO
gaming buddies. come over, maybe you can carry geon through his game of the week or you can both fail but have fun while you’re at it… or you can scream while he fends off that hoard of zombies behind you
i’m typing this at the last minute (literally) so i’m gonna stop here, but i will get a proper plots page put up asap with a wider variety of connections!!! but as always, please do let me know if you have any other ideas. i’m always happy to plot and write with you all 🌚
#ws:intro#frankly my characters end up a lil different from intended 90% of the time soooo take my description of his personality w a grain of salt#this intro is long and illiterate but i'll fix it at a later time
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Hey Sunny, it's Ivy here. I kinda freak out when i heard about the girl that's messing around with the writers who are here to share their amazing passion and creative writings. I am so sorry, genuinely sorry that some of you have to go through this. You guys don't deserve it, especially when you guys had already stated that "minors do not interact" and "18+ only" on your blog. Pretty sure almost all of the nsfw writers stated warning beforehand and even tell people to block them if they found no comfort from your blog.
I'm sure they already know that Tumblr, is a writing app that contain lots of contents, be it sfw or nsfw. If so, they should have just ignore any blog that contain contents that are not in the line of their likings. Sending threats? Minors sending threats to someone older than them? That definitely is pissing me off. I rarely get pissed off about internet thingy but this has crossed the line.
As someone who once experienced getting bullied on the internet, I understand how it feels to receive such harsh words from someone that's definitely do not know that words could harm others. Worse, it can end someone's life as well. This issue somehow trigger a dull past I had back when I was still in Wattpad's community. So, if the person somehow see this, I hope you quit your action and stop embarrassing yourself. Block the tags or the account with contents that you do not wish to read or see.
To that person, Tumblr is like a safe space for me, pretty sure most of you too. So, please do not ruin someone's safe place. If you truly dislike here, you are welcome to leave this platform and find other platform. Do not ever play the victim card if you're the one who begin the mess.
Sorry for stressing out more on this topic but I just wish that person would understand. Please continue doing your great works! Just a pre caution, I noticed that they have more than one account, more like a backup. Just in case they decide to mess around again.
Hope you have a nice day or night! Love you <3
Actually it’s part of the reason I’ve put a lot of my thirsts under asks and tagged content a little more heavier (but also including the banners bc I just think they’re pretty and I’m trying to be “that pretty blog” even though its just a jug fuck XD)
What’s going on is unfortunate but honestly speaking I haven’t been affected by it. I must have impulse blocked enough people when I get stupid asks (like “is this non con or dub con im too stupid to read the tags but I read all the works and now it might be problematic :/” kind of stupid) and just blocked enough people’s blogs I didn’t vibe with that I haven’t gotten anything. Not that it would sincerely matter like I said I’m heavy handed with the block button as it is. But to everyone else who’s gotten things can I pls pls pls beg you just don’t respond. Don’t engage. Don’t even breath in their direction. It’s what they want and frankly its gross and shows that they are children on a clearly 17+ app. You ignore dogs when they have poor behavior pls ignore this as well.
The bullying is out of line and just so assine (as some of my mutuals have told me as victims themselves this “group” then proceeded with death threats on a literal abuse survivors so clearly their intent isn’t helping, its attention) If you guys need anything I’m here. The momma nickname isn’t a joke I’ll mom the crap outta all of you and give you all the forehead smooches bc I love you all and no one deserves it.
This won’t end and like I said this is coinciding with spring break (kids are unsupervised) and something else will surely pop up when summer comes around too. They are children and should be treated as so by removing them from spaces they aren’t aloud in and not engaging in toxic behaviors. Pls block everything you guys and give them no fuel.
Write fucking smut and every pervasion in the book bc none of you are wrong for it and no one is a monster for liking a fucking manga about fictional people who are, literally the same age I am (woot ‘95 babies with Tanaka and Noya) so last time I check I was almost 26 and well into my late twenties.
This blog will always be a safe space for you guys worry not and I’ll keep the discourse down to minimum <3
I mean unless it’s a real dumb anon like, and I have a good come back, then I’m totally gossiping with you guys like we’re making ramen around a water cooler in the office <3
#this is no joke and it affects peoples real lives#pls come get some momma cuddles if you guys need it#im 5'8 and stocky for a reason Im the perfect snuggle cushion and yall can get momma kisses#ilysm#three.talks#tw: discourse
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Hey Blue, it’s D again..I have come to realize I need to choose friends better. Once again I come asking advice and maybe a better understanding of Im overreacting to this.
I’m not going to set the full scene for this one because that would require 1 whole year of information I can’t remember but I’ll give you a small rundown.
My freshmen year of college I met this girl (let’s call her J) J and I became very close throughout that whole year and she introduced me to other people around campus who introduced me to their friends and I slowly grew a group of friends who I enjoyed being around. There was a girl in this group (let’s caller her T) who I became close with very very fast me and her got along very well and we understood each other and it made the group upset a little because they didn’t understand that there are people friends outside the group. This group of girls got into MANY MANY arguments but we always just pushed it under the rug because why deal with it.
So to get to the actual story it was the start of summer and I posted on my snap story “freshmen year done, so many ups and downs but I made it!!” (And it wasn’t directed at anyone and nobody would understand unless they know the story or were apart of the drama). After an hour of that story being posted I notice T screenshot the story and I was a little angry but I knew she was going to talk shit about me and I didn’t care.
Times goes by and it’s around 2am and I’m scrolling through snapstories, and I dont know if this has ever happened to you but when you try and close your phone but you accidentally screen shot something..well yea that happened to me and conviently it’s was T’s story. Realizing my mistake I delete it and move on thinking it would be no big deal. Next morning theres tons of drama surrounding a single screen shot and I apologize for my mistake, she pulls out the post from my story. I apologize if she feels offened by it. I ended up blocking her.
I moved on from that situation and I was added to a GC with her on snap and we just did our own thing ya know and ignored each other.
Well this is the part I need advice on and see if I’m overreacting. TW/ mentions of overdose and drugs.
Last night around 9 I get a text from J saying that T was in the hospital. Another girl (call her A) starts to freak out and asks questions about what it was. J replies and say it overdose from a bag of drugs that someone gave T at a party. I ask who told J and she replies that T’s brother told her. So me being naturally a mom figure I worry about her, I ask what drug it was and J told me crack cocaine.
A freaks and says shes going to go drive to see her and I ask what hospital and all that jazz. I told A to be safe on the drive down.
I go off and text one of my best friends about it because I was worried, I also told my internet friends that I may be inactive until I knew she was okay and they all sent their prayers.
(Here’s where it gets fucked)
Around an hour after that text J asked to FaceTime and I said sure, she calls me and the second she picks up she starts laughing and goes “it was a prank” (T’s whole overdose was a prank to clarify)
I immediately hung up on her and said I couldn’t talk and to call me tomorrow...I was pissed the whole night that they would play my emotions like that.
J keeps telling me it was T’s idea and I went off and told her off and never texted her since last night. There excuse was “your hard to prank”
SORRY THATS NOT A PRANK? THAT MANIPULATION?
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Sorry to bother you with this blue..but ugh
You need new friends.
That’s the end of it all. You genuinely need to move yourself away from these toxic people and find people who are not going to play with you or your feelings.
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Hi it’s me the supernatural anon from a while ago and I’ve been actually working on a 911/supernatural fic because I got bored but that’s beyond the point I was wondering how you think each of the characters would react to finding out the supernaturals real? Like assuming Maddie hide it from Buck I feel like he would recognize Sam and Dean from some articles he read in the dead of night because of insomnia and start freaking out because there are serial killers at the station
ummmm, hello anon i would just like to start out by stating that this ask has made me laugh a lot after a shitty 48 hours lmao so thank you! i totally agree about buck, like i see it so clearly okay oh my God. Like can you imagine buck is just cleaning the rescue, talking to Eddie about the shit he read last night because he couldn’t sleep and then suddenly Sam and Dean walk in okay and buck just shuts up in the middle of his sentence... so Eddie’s callin from under the truck “......buck????” and Sam all tall and mysterious “serial killer” is like “so YOURE buck” like theyre best bros. and buck just squeaks out “...eddie!!!” so ofc eddies like why the fuck the secret loml scared right? so he’s squaring them up like “how can we HELP you” trying hard not glare.
SOOOOOOOOOO sam and dean basically ignore eddie because they’re shocked to see little evan buckley standing taller than dean and buffer than sam. like holy shit man this is Todd buckleys son... maddie buckleys little brother who was seven the last time they saw him. but of course eddies not having that because buck looks like hes about to piss himself or throw up or faint so he asks buck why hes freakin and he just says “ITS THEM!!! ITS THE GUYS FROM THE ARTICLE I SPIRALED ON LAST NIGHT!!! the SERIAL KILLERS!!!”
so naturally eddie is like,,,, oh shit and sam and dean are like WAIT WAIT WAIT WERE NOT SERIAL KILLERS!!! and bring up they’re looking for maddie and bc buck shouted ab serial killers being in the station, half the station comes down including chim hen and bobby. and at the exact same time chim and buck are like “what the fuck do you want with MADDIE!!!” getting all protective and shit. and stupid protective in love eddie is still squaring up. and theyre really trying to explain themselves the best they could because its at this point they realize, unlike their dad had done with bringing them both into monster hunting, todd and madeline never let him in on it like maddie had said one day. dean keeps talking himself into a hole because like i said dudes are just shocked how grown evan buckley got and how much he grew to look like his father... soooooo dean fuckin says that and buck grabs dean by the collar and is like “HOW TF U KNOW MY FATHER” and maddie is walking into the station at this point and breaks it up before she even sees its sam and dean. then when she realizes they have this reunion and shit,,,,, and buck is still like he was in oceans 911 where hes like “im so confused can we go back” and says like “maddie why are you hugging these guys!! theyre known serial killers!!! we should be calling athena!!!!!” and bobbys like “already called”
and maddie who knows the life of THE FAMILY BUSINESS SAVING PEOPLE HUNTING THINGS and remembers everything ab the way the survived by doing this with the LIESSSSSS shes like “no no no this is a huge misunderstanding lets all sit down and talk yeah?” bc she genuinely cares ab the winchesters and is very curious to know why theyre here before they get arrrested for being “serial killers” . so chimney naturally agrees with maddie and they all end up in the loft prayin they dont get a call.
aaaaaand maddie starts explaining everything and fuckin eddie and FUCKING BOBBY are the ones to actually believe it and bucks just like... a fish out of water?? is the best way i can describe his shock (im sorry thats sad byt jfsdjfsdl) and hes like “so when you and dad went away on your stupid hunting trips-” (dean cuts him off like hey!!!!) “your STUPID hunting trips you were KILLING DEMONS????? whaaaatattttt????? this is why you guys always fuckin left me with MOM???” and hes just spazzing pretty mych. and while eddie is being like a comforting presnese eddie is like, secretly so stoked because growing up he SUPER believed in the supernatural like kind of obsessed so hes like bombarding the three of them with questions like “so fuckin djinns and vampires and SHAPESHIFTERS ARW REAL????” and bucks and chim are looking “r u serious” but sam and dean are super amused and hes like “little buckley grew up with good taste” and everyone but buck and eddie snicker.
chim really wants to believe it because,,, its coming from his girlfriends mouth u know?? but he doesnt know these men and like.... demons ?????? so chimneys just slowly trying to process the information while sam and dean r grillling maddie buckleys new cool boyfriend... they rly didnt like doug so theyre ecstatic shes dating a good man.
hen just finds this thing entirely amusing that the monster hunting is really not the thing thats on the fore front of her mind... like the fact that buck almost got old family friends arrested because of his internet research??? and eddies automatic stance to fight when dean definitely “accidentally” flirted with buck and all of the yelling like its all nuts to her so shes just sitting back laughing to herself.
last but most definitely not LEAST athena starts reading them the miranda right s the second she lays eyes on them and funny enough eddie is the one to jump to their defense saying buck was doing internet research and mistook them for others. and athena was like “tf bobby u coulda told me . “ and hes like “i had to listen to the story” and eddie just jumps in and explains everything which buck even after all of this also finds that hlarious. and athena deadass mutters “oh god theyve been drugged again”
this was so LONG LMAOOOOOO sleep deprivation man. i got too hype ab this. u asked for their reactions not a whole ass scene but it just happened lmao. hope you liked it supernatural anon!!! also u should send me ur crossover fic id love to read it !!!!
#wow this got out of hand#love it tho#i rly thought it was too long after the first paragraph lollll#bitch u thought#literal chaos#911 on fox#maddie buckley#evan buckley#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#hen wilson#chimney han#bobby nash#eddie diaz#buddie#athena grant#crossoversssss in this bitch#i need sleep
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random thoughts about better handling the calypsos
i’m just gonna ramble a bit on ideas that maybe could have been done a bit better while still keeping the whole ‘The twins are streamers’ idea of the story and as much as the base lore as possible
I think the beginning is pretty ok.
Typhon and his wife find Nekrotafeyo, have kids and stay on the planet. Tyreen and Troy are conjoined and have to be seperated in some way leaving Tyreen stronger then Troy and Tyreen kills her mother with her siren powers. Typhon thinks of Troy and Tyreen as sorts of ‘monsters’ or at least Tyreen.
here’s where im thinking we add a bit more lore or change things up.
Typhon doesn’t hate the kids, but holds a resentment towards them, kinda like he did but even more so. Maybe some bursts of anger or breakdowns along with the fact that Typhon could technically build the ship at any time to leave but doesn’t want to makes the twins uneasy of their dad. They’re lonely. There’s no other humans on the planet and just weird creatures and stuff they don’t understand. They become starved to meet people, and with dad telling stories all the time they wonder if this is some sort of punishment for them.
One day dad snaps pretty bad on one of the twins as the whole siren/dead mom/ being alone on a planet is hard and the Twins decide that enough is enough. So much like in the actual lore, they work on the ship behind dads back but instead of really going out there to seek stardom and ‘escape the cage’ it’s more of a ‘scared and we’re fed up with this world’
I know it’s kinda the same so far but like i said the beginning is pretty ok except for really the goal of ‘being the biggest star in the sky’
I can see that as still being a goal of the Twins but really they is no reason explained for in it in game. If we maybe made the approach that Typhon didn’t treat the Twins right at times, was a wreck, overprotective along with the stories he told and maybe the fact that when the got to Pandora seeking their own lifes and meeting other people for the first time the see all the great stuff about Typhon. And they get pissed. ‘That’s not who dad is, dad isn’t like that he’s an asshole, he treated us so bad, kept us there, told us we were monsters’
So in order to get back at dad they decide that their gonna be ‘bigger stars’ then him by becoming even better vault hunters. They are gonna open more vaults, do more with them, just so they can get more popular then their dad and wipe his name clear from history. So they decide to try to open the great vault, a feat only heard of in legends. They get the cult following of the bandits, perhaps leaning more towards a sympathetic attitude towards them then streamery ‘your our fans’
they’re still assholes, they want revenge on their dad more then anything and use people to get what they want but i just feel like even a small change like that would make things a little bit more motivated and make more sense.
As for the whole streaming aesthetic of the twins it’s... not the best. Yes it’s popular now but that’s just it. It’s kinda a trend. Handsome Jack is a good villian cause part of his reasoning and character isn’t back on a trend idea, he’s kinda timeless in that sense. Now if we took the idea of streamers and just sort of replaced it more with the cult like stuff as cults have been around forever then it may work. No real references to Let’s plays or tiers of subscribers or youtube poops. Maybe take more inspiration from real cults and just have them broadcast it through the echonet. In a way they’d still be streamers, could still have charisma as most cult leaders do have but it’s less dated in a sense. More towards the god king and queen, doing this for them, going to the great vault because they are prophets of some sort more then just because they are streamers and cult mentality with fans. You’d still have that undertone of streamers/internet personalities just not as in your face about it ya know?
Also i’d like to see a bit more on the mom. We have no idea what she looked like, just her name and her supposed personality. Maybe not alot but just enough to make it interesting. Like maybe Tyreen or Troy wearing something of hers, or an echo log with a message of her talking found on Nekrotafeyo or with the Twins or a picture ya know?
Maybe the twins would idolize her more then the dad then and maybe twist her ideas around in some way to go against Typhon or use her words as an intensive to start shit.
Oh and don’t make Typhon a ‘Turd Farmer’ what the hell is even that. He can be goofy but like...really? And stop having the Twins use that as insults it gets real old quick. Typhon could have any other low shitty job. I get that it’s suppose to be like ‘i came from nothing and now im something’ but he could have just been a different farmer. I do like the fact that Typhon looks nothing like how he’s really depicted so that’s pretty good but the design for him is maybe a bit too off like yeah that’s not what I was expecting but it also seems a bit off?
Also less talk about their sex lives. I don’t wanna know where Typhon fucked. I don’t want Troy to fuck Aurelia (which Aurelia got messed up in this game tbh she should have been handled better and differently) The only one I could accept is Tyreen hinting a bit that she can’t have a love life cause she some how kills people during. That’s what I could accept cause that’s just another tragic thing to put on her. But like I wouldn’t rub it in or be like ‘OH HEY I CAN’T FUCK’ like have it be some off hand thing to just make you realize ‘oh that’s actually really sad and would fuck with someone mentally’
Other Twin things. Maya’s death could work if it was maybe played a bit better but I think it’d be more interesting to show what Troy could do without siren powers and instead being some sort of weak, leach that has alot of accessories like his arm to help him cope. Like hell give him the split mouth everyone wanted. Show off the fact he had a sword more. He was the tech guy show off his weird tech shit. Have him maybe slowly change cause of wanting to be better and fucking himself up into a monster or because he took so much energy from Tyreen. Don’t have Troy die before Tyreen. Have them start to have that spiral into sibling fighting to just down right different views like how they were going to the point in the end where they’re really just sick of each others shit but are still doing this to prove a point and have them both merge with the Destroyer but while in the Destroyer fight have periods where the destroyer is attacking itself or does attacks that include weirdly tearing itself appart. Like show that even though they ended up back together (cause its a good book end to the being together at birth) they just fucking hate each other now.
Make Troy fell just as much as a threat as Tyreen instead os just second fiddle
#borderlands 3#borderlands 3 spoilers under cut#the calypso twins#troy calypso#tyreen calypso#typhon deleon
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"#hey where's the fic where chaotic bisexuals jace and clary are in a relationship with clary's estranged brother's foster mom#literally lease my crops are DYING i NEED cougar lilith i NEED#(mundane AU 20k rated M or E) #im gonna have to write it myself arent i" // perhaps Lilith is beside herself over Jonathan leaving, and this is a chance to feel closer to him through people important to him. perhaps I love this idea.
tags from this post (thank you anon!!! i went a little fucking crazy and wrote this which is entirely unedited.....rip in pieces)
It had been a year and a half since she had seen Jonathan last. He had been hers in all the ways that mattered (but never flesh and blood) until he wasn’t, a stabilizing weight by her side cut loose. Sudden as that, she was in freefall. A prestigious editorship at a major fashion magazine turned to ball and chain, the envied life of a socialite the vanity of a mere woman, a luxurious New York loft to the dreaded empty nest. At her third strong drink in an evening, she could feel the thin coat of dust layering her womb, a mausoleum. Her son and one frivolous argument too many did what scores of small men had tried and failed to do.
On balance, she supposed she ought to proud it took her this long for the bland Promethean cycle of waking-working-talking-eating-sleeping-repeat to wear her down, and ashamed she gave in at all. A good mother, she knew, would never be caught where she is now--standing out in an ill-fitting tinsel dress she wouldn’t have been caught dead in two years ago, avoiding the eyes of men too young for her (beneath her) in favor of one in particular.
I only want to look, she’d told herself as she’d scrabbled at the bottom of her purse (Himalaya Birkin, years out of style, a metaphor dangling in crocodile skin off her arm) for her keys. Just to see. Get close. Watch.
It had been complete coincidence that she’d found out about the art exhibit in the first place. An invite to a wretched student affair from a once-great school grasping for relevance in the cynical age of the internet stuffed in with her morning mail delivery, ordinarily not worth a second more of her attention than it took to sweep it into the trash. The name was what caught her attention, an instinctive flash in the pan--Fairchild.
He didn’t go by Fairchild, of course. He was a man, and why would a man wear anything but the name of another man? At the threshold of adulthood, Jonathan shed the vile name of the woman who had given him up in favor of a ghost of a father. Her own, she realized now, had never been in the running. And so he called himself Morgenstern, an ugly name sealing him off from her like foreign territory. Morgenstern had a terrible finality to it.
She didn’t answer a single email or call the rest of the morning, snapping at any EA foolhardy enough to raise a word against her. By noon, she knew the girl and her boyfriend from smiling model pictures on Instagram, incomplete snippets of life from Facebook and Twitter. The wordless temptation finally had a face and a name and an achingly familiar mane of red hair. Fairchild was the name of his sister by blood, the girl for whom his birth mother had scraped together enough love to keep.
She picked the weaker link first--the blond. Men gave themselves away more easily than women, basking in every oozing ounce of attention. She took his measure in-between smiles and small conversations, observing him over the shoulders of conversational partners she took no interest in. Well-built, handsome, artfully disarranged hair, a James Dean sort of affable. The type girls wished for long after he’d moved on from her entirely. She could see him in the glossy pages of a fashion magazine and allowed herself to hate him, dip the fashionable one syllable of his white-hipster name in poison. Jace.
The second hour she allowed herself closer, indulged in scratching the surface. Uncomfortable in worn jeans and leather jacket surrounded by talk of Bosch, Mondrian, Xiaodong, he was here for his girlfriend, treading water in the art world to lend her a familiar face. He flirted with the girl at the bar more out of obligation than interest, reading off his come here often? lines stiff and atonal. By the time she drifted up beside him at the bar, she had given him enough nuance she could have convinced herself to like him.
“I don’t suppose you could get me one of those?”
It came out easy, like slipping into clothes from another life. Her first job as waitress faking pretty rouged smiles through propositions and comments and ass-pinches, or her first magazine internship weathering the same. He was drinking beer, and she couldn’t stand beer, but men had a peculiar weakness for women who drank their own kinds of drink.
He turned, bemusement turning to something else as she deliberately met his gaze. He was lovely up close, and all in a dizzying rush she felt the barest spark of that indescribable satisfaction she’d been chasing, found the ghost of Jonathan’s angular features in the broader contours of his face. His too-polite smile broke the spell. “I’d love to, but I don’t think my girlfriend would like that very much.”
The waitress smile slipped off. Put him in his place. “It just seems you’re the only one who can get any service around here.”
His smile turned instantly sheepish. “Oh, uh--sorry.” A quick word with the bartender, and soon she had her very own mug of alcoholic piss. He visibly cast about for a line of conversation, and it raised her ire that she couldn’t tell if he did it out of flirtation or pity. “Are you with the gallery?”
“Oh, no. I’m with Poise magazine. We like to browse local shows for rising talent. Keeps us fresh.” She gave a half-flicker of lash at fresh. The cover story was self-indulgent--the answer she gave only mattered to herself. She wasn’t searching for her son where she knew he wouldn’t be found. The flirtation was by rote. “Are you an artist? We’re always doing submission intake.”
It was an old and familiar lie. General licensure was the best any hopeful would get without prior connections.
“Me? No way.” He was warming up to her, rising to her charm like a snake from a basket. How old was he? He couldn’t even be half her age. “Clar--my girlfriend, she’s the artist. I’m here for her.”
For her, not with her. There was a distinction. She cued up the smile she used for interviews. “That’s lovely. What kind of artist?”
“A painter.” For a second, Jace’s expression was almost shy. “She landed the art school gig, but her mom taught her. It’s kind of her last connection to her, you know? Painting keeps her mom alive.”
The enormity of his statement quavered between them like a note from a tuning fork struck on an edge. She felt her expression flicker and melt like wax--Jocelyn was dead. Was it cancer, murder, a hit-and-run? Half-thoughts spooled out in her imagination, part vindictive and part lurid. Did he know? Did he think of her the day he learned she was dead, wish for her to put her arms around him and let him cry into her? She savored the imaginary heat of his short, hitched exhales on her neck, the precious hot droplets of salt falling on her skin.
“Oh god, I’m sorry, I’m an ass,” Jace was babbling. “Did you--have you lost a parent too?”
For a moment, she could have laughed at him. Her father was buried, her mother entombed in a home somewhere conveniently out of mind. With a strange, electric jolt she realized he had assigned her fallen expression to the closest thing at hand, unbiased by that all-encompassing occupation: mother. A mother must have lost a child; a person could lose a parent a lover or a friend. It had been so very long since she’d been seen as anything but.
“Jace! JaceJaceJace--there you are!”
A mess of red-gold curls bounded by her to plant a messy wet kiss to Jace’s cheek. They kissed, young dewy-skinned and unabashed, and she watched with a feeling unlike Jonathan creeping on the edge of her thoughts. Jace broke away first, pulling her back into conversation. “This is, uh, Clary. Clary, this is--” he broke off, embarrassed.
Clary spluttered in the middle of knocking back the last of a sidecar, whipping around to stare at her with something wide-eyed and akin to wonder. “Don’t you--? Don’t you know who she is? Editor at Poise? The Lilith?”
“Not exactly,” Jace admitted.
Clary paid him no mind, cocktail glass immediately moored at the bar. She looked up at her and once she saw past the stars winking in the girl’s eyes, she could see they were the same soft hazel as her brother’s. Clary was drunk, and brimming with it from her ugly artistic blouse to her blunt art-student-lesbian bangs to the untamed curl of her hair. “It’s really you,” she gushed. “I’ve been following your blog forever, and your twitter--I’m being so embarrassing, aren’t I? Can I...can I have a picture?”
Lilith disliked her with a magnetism that pulled the girl in close, letting Clary slip an arm around her waist and hold up a phone too big for her small, delicate-boned hands. In the phone’s screen she could see herself frozen in real time, her red lips lifting in a waxen smile. Next to the peach-fuzz facewash-clean of Clary’s skin, her fashionable makeup and Oscar de la Renta dress looked old and severe, black and gold metals oozing out of her like a snake shedding skin.
“You were my first-ever crush,” Clary was saying with tipsy candor, and with a strange bump Lilith realized Clary was talking to her, not her boyfriend. Her words rushed out in a graceless rush, difficult to make out over the music and wordless chatter drowning her in a dull roar. “I’d spend hours cutting out your photoshoots from magazines, making collages--it drove mom crazy, all those internalized gender roles and whatever. She realized later I just thought you were really hot.”
The full blushing import of Clary’s words hit them all at once and Clary flushed a blotchy pink all the way to the roots of her hair and touched her free hand to her cheek. “Oh my god, I’m fucking drunk.”
Lilith became suddenly aware her hand was still on Clary’s warm waist, trapped under her arm. This was all unscripted, unrehearsed; she felt as flustered as Clary looked, thrown off by the noise and the heat and the alcohol she hadn’t even drank. She was wearing perfume, something cheap and cloying, and in a strange moment Lilith could imagine Clary spread out over a glossy page, slim peachy legs and delicate collarbones bold and daring out from under the heavy drape of a dark dress.
She reached for something cutting to take the girl down to size, but what came out instead was a genteel, “That’s very flattering.”
Clary gave her a pinched little smile in return, the very pink tip of her tongue darting over her bottom lip, and her blush did not abate. Lilith looked to Jace, who was looking between them with something uncertain in his eyes.
A strange, smouldering sensation had risen in her chest, thick and suffocating as a plume of smoke. Her hand did not so much as tremble when she raised a hand to tuck away a stray curl, the color so much lighter when it caught the light. Clary’s face swam before her eyes, raw and pink from crying over her dead mother.
“You’re very sweet,” she said, and there was a husky quality to her voice that only came on with one or two glasses of red wine. Her heart was pounding out a dull, insistent throb rising in time with a painful lump in her throat.
Her phone vibrated in her bag, breaking the spell with a start. She pulled away to relieve the sudden alcoholic flush and dug into her bag with utter disregard for her nails, feeling for the familiar cool rectangle of her phone. When at last she managed to disentangle herself citing creative emergencies needing her immediate attention and a whole host of familiar excuses, it was only then she realized on habit she’d given Clary her card.
The taxi ride back to her apartment was blissfully silent, dark except for the rising crests of light along the near-silent streets. Her own face hovered ghostly in the window, close enough to touch. Her fingertips met glass with a flash of red-gold and her eyes seared with a sudden heat, the ache in her sternum widening.
Her thoughts lingered on him as she greeted the front desk clerk, beside her in physical form in the elevator, hovering at the margins like a melancholy raincloud as she launched into her nighttime routine. Squalane cleanser to remove makeup, wash face before an exfoliant chemical blend, a layer of hydralaunic acid and then niacinamide to hydrate, an retinol under-eye cream to top it all off. The ritual grip of her thoughts relinquished only once she’d folded herself under the covers in her nightclothes, receding as she fell into the uneasy lull of sleep.
This time, the thought of him was mixed with traces of red and gold.
#my writing#clary/jace/lilith#idk how to tag this ghskldjfhg#crispy chat#friend anon#ps poise magazine is 100% taken outright from 13 going on 30 im a classy bitch up in this establishment
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SPN S15 Live-blogging: Episode 1
spoilers under the cut
- i’m only on the intro. what the FUCK is up with this editing??
- it’s just zooming in on people’s faces with this fuckin wack song playing in the bg
- this makes the s14 finale look like a joke
- ok here we actually go
- 1:49– it opens on jack’s burnt out eyes that’s fucking disgusting
- 1:55– im sorry i really can’t take this seriously with this song asfkskskshsdhskskjlsh
- 2:40– bro wtf how strong is cas?? he just Yoinked jack’s body up off the ground with like no effort
- man i. i really can’t take this shit seriously with this song
- 3:13– ok we finally got to the intro. i actually kinda like this title card, it’s very glowy
- 3:30– askfhsks these zombies are just. Striding right up to the crypt door. no dramatic stumbling or anything they’re literally just walking. they are making some neat zombie noises tho
- i miss when this show used to be good
- 4:27– i forgot to turn my subtitles on until now and then was smacked in the face with “cass”
- 5:31– what is up with this random camera zooming
- 5:54– dean stop shouting
- i got so used to the wonderful writing of good omens that i got kinda knocked off my feet here with how much this show has gone downhill
- 7:02– WOAH HANG ON HANG HANG ON JACK WTF ARE YOU DOING
- “hello!” BRUH IM LOSING IT
- he’s a DEMOn AKDHAJSGSNSISGAKHSKBSKH
- 8:01– “my name is Belphegor” bruh WHAT is going ON
- “you’re an abomination with that stupid dumb trench coat” he’s not wrong the olive green makes him look terrible
- 8:35– those sunglasses, i can’t take him seriously in those sunglasses man
- 9:50– *angrily* “we are not twinsies” i really didn’t think i’d hear cas say that
- bel looks like he just came back from the area 51 raid
- 11:10– oh they’re all dead! fun
- 11:38– bruh that transition i can’t even deal with this goddamn show anymore
- 11:52– this is not how regular teenage girls talk to each other
- 11:56– tHats not how cellphones work either
- 12:16– “divorce is awesome”
- 12:43– when did this show start getting worse? i think it was season 6
- it certainly keeps getting even worse
- i feel like i’m watching riverdale
- also what’s up with all these disney ads
- 13:48– the subtitles call him Bel and since i can’t remember or pronounce his actual name that’s the only way i’m gonna refer to him from now on
- 14:42– ooh! red paint!
- 14:48– whoever is in charge of the music for this show should be fired
- 15:22– AW HELL YEAH WOMAN IN WHITE WE GOIN BACK TO THE PILOT EPISODE BABEY
- 15:46– why does jared constantly look like he’s about to start crying
- 16:17– that is a BIG ASS GARAGE
- 17:00– i feel like that kid should be freaking out a whole lot more than she actually is
- like she’s just kinda crying, if i was in that situation i would be curled up in a ball on the floor screeching
- 17:31– this feels like a car ad
- 17:45– sir please stop snarling you’re making me uncomfortable
- also is he wearing a sock on his head?
- 18:25– well fuck that i guess we don’t get to see what happens
- 18:54– crowley jr
- 19:53– can bel, like,,,, see? he doesn’t have eyes but he saw dean put the gun away,,,
- 20:10– “so people are like, crazy good-looking now, huh?” bel you’ve just become my new fav demon
- 20:19– dean that was the exact same reaction i had
- 20:46– is bel bi
- 21:15– “he was our kid”
- idek what i wanted to write for that i just wanted to put that down
- 21:53– yknow sam most people don’t like it when you just. open their doors and come in with a shotgun
- also why are these people leaving their doors unlocked
- 22:07– these houses are extremely cookie-cutter, they have the same furniture and everything
- also wtf is up with these random pulsating noises i can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a heartbeat or not
- 22:37– oh look more red paint
- wait is this the house with the sockhead clown?
- 23:04– so the ghosts just kinda. only showed up in this one specific town huh
- don’t some of them have relics that they’re supposed to be attached to?
- also this is completely off track but uhh WHO REMEMBERS THAT GHOST FROM SEASON 1 THAT THEY TRAPPED IN THE SEWER BUT NEVER KILLED?? BC THAT MF IS STILL FUCKIN THERE
- 23:22– bloody mary just looks like she’s wearing a shitty Party City costume
- 23:53– bruh how did those two get up onto that shelf in the time before the clown got into the garage??
- also how long have they been up there??????
- OH SHIT THE CLOWN i definitely didn’t see this coming
- /s
- 24:36– oh shit sam actually got cut
- also quit singing dude you’re off-key
- 24:47– AYY CAS COMIN IN TO SAVE SAM’S ASS
- hang on my subtitles stopped working
- 25:22– “move your exquisite ass Please”
- 25:45– oh we got s4 references
- 26:30– “wait every door? even the cage?” WHAT
- WAIT HANG ON
- THAT MEANS
- ADAM!!!!!!
- 27:07– alright cas i’m pretty sure you just completely shifted this woman’s spirituality
- 27:30– sam you can’t just talk about shooting god in front of other people
- 28:00– uhhhh eXcuse mE was that DEMON SAMMY
- sam: receives a mortal wound that contains properties he’s never seen before
- also sam: “i’m fine”
- 28:43– oh no something’s about to happen to this poor sheriff
- 28:48– I HATE IT WHEN IM RIGHT
- 29:27– goddamnit what is up with these stupid pulsating noises??
- bel: sees dead body
- bel: “cool”
- also i’ve gotten the same migrane medication ad like three times while watching this
- 30:05– i guess you could technically call this town a ghost town now
- 30:54– lmao that throw looked Super fuckin fake
- 31:01– *menacingly shimmies toward ghost with shotgun*
- 31:03– “it’s okay, it’s just one ghost” how do i know that something’s gonna grab that kid and drag her right into that pond
- 31:26– ASJSHSKHJSYBKSJSK cas just looks so pissed off about being shot
- 31:40– local demon thinks he can deter a spirit by saying “bad ghost”
- 32:16– well technically i was wrong and right bc something came out of the pond but it grabbed the mom
- also is this kid okay?
- 32:36– bel says “anime”
- 34:14– hey sam maybe you should check how many shotgun shells you have left before you try to take on 4 ghosts at once
- better yet why don’t you RUN OVER THE LINE WHERE THEY CAN’T KILL YOU
- 35:02– ghost: *screams in sam’s face bc it’s mad that it’s stuck*
- sam: “shut up”
- my video quality just hella dropped in the middle of an ad break i hope this doesn’t last
- nvm it’s cause i’m on the wrong internet lmao hang on a sec
- 36:23– why does no one let cas do anything
- 36:38– are they about to kiss
- 36:45– nope dean just wanted to be a dick
- bel says what we’re all thinking
- 37:48– can we like. make sam get an x-ray or something to see if the bullet is still in his arm
- 37:58– dean you are spilling that disinfectant All over the car trunk
- 39:04– dean’s getting existential
- 39:52– sam: “for the first time, it’s just us”
- cas: do i look like a joke to you
- also i think my subtitles are broken
- 40:46– AYY MORE PILOT FLASHBACKS
final thoughts: that was,,, kind of a lot better than i thought it would be? the first ten minutes were kinda shit but then Bel showed up and absolutely made my day
#spn#spn spoilers#spn season 15#supernatural#supernatural season 15#season 15 spoilers#spn season 15 spoilers#i really gotta draw Bel now
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An Incomplete List Of Dumb Shit I've Done In No Particular Order
uhh trigger warning for injuries and blood bc dumb shit also means being a reckless idiot sometimes
nearly took my own hand off with a metal grinder temping at a machine shop
didn’t tell anyone about it, calmly walked to the bathroom, notified my mother, dug the first aid kit out from under the sink, and stitched it up myself
attempted to go back to work but was busted by my supervisor and sent home
i routinely go walking around the farm at night. in my sleep wear.
went walking out to check on the cows during the blizzard we had a couple weeks ago because my fathers an asshole who refused to check on them himself.
was forced to help move heavy metal shelving despite me telling them i had messed up my shoulder that week and dislocated my left shoulder holding this heavy ass sheet of metal but when everyone around me started screaming I just calmly said, "I told you all this would happen. It's too late now. Let's just finish this." and then relocated my shoulder 20 minutes later and left
accidentally fell off the jungle gym, landed like spider man, then stood back up and did it 3 more times.
went mountain trail riding and broke my throttle thumb half way up the hardest trail there but instead of signalling and stepping off my stupid ass just floored it till I got to the top
kicked a good sized dent into my wall during a flurry of panic because I'd suddenly remembered that I hadn't wished my girlfriend goodnight
accidentally pissed off the bull and was chased up a tree by 2,400 pounds of Anger With Horns, where i spent the next 2 hours waiting for that fucker to leave
accidentally pissed off the bull a SECOND TIME while riding a honda mini trail 50 that i was too big for.
i panicked and floored it, hit a sand patch, crashed through the barbed wire fence, ran a stick of re-bar into my ribs (right under my left boob)
i then picked myself back up, straightened the bike, walked back up to the house and scared 20 years off my fathers life when he saw me covered in a gross mix of sand, gasoline, and blood, parking the bike back in the shop like it wasn't no big thing
broke my right wrist when a dump truck bed at Bass Pro unexpectedly flipped while I was monkeying around on it
(back at school with my broken dominate wrist) taught myself to write with my left hand because the kid who was supposed to be writing my assignments out had terrible handwriting and took too long
intentionally took as long as possible to do any kind of student council assignment because I hated math class and if i took long enough i could miss 90% of the math lesson
got into a screaming match with a dude named Bret, yelled so hard it triggered my gag reflex so i threw up right between our feet, and then went right back to screaming. Bret was so startled he couldnt come up with an argument back and i have not spoken to him one on one again.
rearranged the entire living room while home alone because I got bored
left my glasses in the refrigerator
left my phone in the refrigerator
left my glasses in the freezer, then wanted to microwave them to clear the frost on the lenses because it was 4am and i wasnt all the way awake yet
left my glasses under my father's bed who sleeps an entire floor above my room. took me 2 hours to find them and i just sat their stupefied for a while
randomly thought of this ask and fell halfway down the stairs laughing, then just sat there, wedged on the stairs for a while
I ran outside the other day forgetting the patio was iced over and slid right from the front door all way off the end of patio and landed ass first into a snowbank a whole foot taller then i am
my mother was there to watch the entire thing and she still hasnt let me live it down
repeatedly climbed onto the roof to fix the satellite dish because it may be snowing but i am not going to be without internet
learned Russian because i was too lazy to google translate those Russian cat memes but somehow motivated enough to learn an entirely new language for CAT MEMES
was practicing Russian verbs at my local library and this angry white lady who thought i was summoning Satan started screaming at me while i continued to chant verbs till someone a couple stacks over just said "lady shut the fuck up" and i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard
my nervous 15 year old ass looked right into the eyes of a well off white lady as she let me into her giant house bc i was 20 minutes late to a Halloween party and said “this house is too big. the ceiling arches are too tall for proper acoustics. it’s hard to scream up the stairs for your kids isn’t it?”
i just looked her in dead in the face with a blank expression and she never actually answered my question
she just vaguely gestured towards the kitchen and i just Fled and then she stood in the foyer for a solid 10 minutes before following me to the kitchen to ask me my name
we never talked about and i still keep in contact with her daughter and she's never mentioned it either
every time i see this woman in a public place if we make eye contact she stares at me for a long time and i Know she's Remembering
needed to ask a gas station employee about the gas pumps. found one kneeling by the sandwich cooler and crouched next to him so i wasn't looming while i talked, waved a little bit and said "hey uh-" and must have startled him bc he whipped around to face me. slapping me across the face with the sandwich in his hand in the process. I didn't comment on it. just asked my question and left to laugh my ass off alone in my car.
laughed at a pun my mom sent me i fell off my stool at the school library, still howling, and the librarian came over to check on me saying "are you ok? you're laughing so im assuming you're ok? please let me know if you need help" and then she left while i continued to wheeze on the floor for the next 15 minutes
those are all the ones i can think of off the top of my head but I’ll ask my friends what other dumb shit they’ve seen me do and add to this list as I remember stuff
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