Scoops Troop playing dnd together is very dear to me but very funny in a canon fix it setting with steddie because all I can think about is this

Salty bc I'm giving his sister all the attention

Jacob Elordi for Man About Town

in a new hope when Obi-Wan tells Vader “if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” he’s referring to the mommy issues his death is gonna give Luke

Zoro as the biggest hypocrite ever bc yes captain i completely understand why we're not fighting these motherfuckers even if they're beating us up, there is no real reason as to why we would fight them, they do not deserve a response i get it

but a week later there's some random dude flirting with Luffy (he's oblivious to this fact, he's only entertaining him with conversation bc the man has a cool jacket and an even cooler mascot)

(it's a bazooka that ate a devil fruit, it is now too a chicken)

(Luffy wants to shoot something with it)

and Zoro's feeling Something and thinks the guy needs to be sliced into cube meats but there's not a real reason for him to start a fight?? and Luffy seems happy to be talking to him??

so he's left staring menacingly behind Luffy, trying to explode the man with his mind

I just know every time those articles came out during WAD era of Dan describing his and Phil's relationship, Phil would be like "Whyyyy can't this mf just describe our relationship like a normal person 😭"

You heard her, Victor. "Partnership". You had to do it.

Law, standing off in the corner, watching me be horny over the Kid pirates:

i kno Ramsuse is basically culturally frozen in time and violently refuses anything modern but goD what if he had a motorcycle ⚰

pov: the bartender is flirting w ur girlfriend

tom blythe, my age appropriate husband fr 🥹😍

https://youtu.be/wXUvkBt2lSo?si=b58cnb04eWqgzQ9H here's the volo event!

i am like… really,,,,,,, i like. i needed that volo and n scene to be longer. i think n is smart enough to figure things out. the others didn’t suspect a thing other than thinking he was a little odd but like n looked like he wanted to say something more about volo’s togepi. what did she actually say. idk it is just very much interesting that like you said n never lies and he’s always really blunt and awkward but i mean like. idk. it would make sense that togepi would really love volo bc he does evolve her eventually and it would be an odd thing for n to lie about unless he didn’t want to embarrass volo but maybe like she not only said that but indicated that there’s something lowkey insane about volo lol

also the thing about him saying aaaaummmm idk if i can talk to deity pokémon or not teehee. there wasn’t like a beat or a facial expression that would indicate he was panicking and lying on the spot but it could’ve been that he clocked that something was up with that guy thanks to what togepi said and he had already made up his mind to not let too much slip. which would be an impressive poker face to keep knowing that guy cuz he’s blunt and honest by nature. but anyway one thing is for sure like you said the answer to that question should have been a definitive yes so why would he say he didn’t know 🤔

Sometimes I feel so left behind? My friends are in relationships or starting to date, and here I am, in love with a married man old enough to be my father. They're experiencing all kinds of firsts, and I've never even held hands with a guy.

among the many silly things in the "ceremonial sex" bit i love Fearne immediately being like When and Where. you thought a little crush would stop her from getting it in you thought wrong

its funnier if you think about how dean was flirting with her earlier