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jaythatfanboy · 4 months
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His name is shithead and hes a single celled organism.
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andr0nap · 1 year
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WHAT THAT MOUTH DO?!???!?!!?!
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oh yknow~ ;)
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daisydood · 5 months
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I love it when uncle talks to John it's always like "hi John!!!!" "i hope you die soon. What do you want"
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prettyboykatsuki · 2 months
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gojo vs spitting drinks into your mouth
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rururaragaga · 11 days
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snake vore man
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flightlessbirdboy · 2 years
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my salmonid oc his name is plaster. he is a steel eel pilot and i want to put him in a blender.
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stinkybrowndogs · 6 months
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The only Cat Rule i have is that no cats are allowed on the table/counters bc it is nasty that they walk all over their litter box and then jump on where we eat and this hasnt been a problem with the other cats but the hairless cat? Christ alive. Loves to piss all over his feet and then get up in my business while making food. We r going to get worms.
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anadorablekiwi · 1 year
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Mama and I are gonna make pie crust for cherry pie for her friend’s birthday
And we’re discussing the pie crust recipe
And we hear licking sounds
Our dog, Leo, is licking. The. Cupboard.
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theautism · 10 months
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Someone get this fucking mosquito off me screen now
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solargeist · 2 years
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Slimebur going into the villagers houses and sleeping on their beds and then realizing he's made a Grave Mistake and frantically trying to get his slime out of it, which just makes it like WAY worse.
wakes up in the morning literally stuck to the bed, he has no choice but to burn it after peeling himself off
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jorgson · 1 year
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I AM SNOTLOUT JORGENSON. YOU CAN'T KILL ME.
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slasherholic · 2 years
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do you think Asa has hard limits of things he will not do/crimes he won’t commit? Or, to rephrase the question, are there flaws that we know Asa has that we just don’t discuss?
hooo boy
I don’t think he’s a pedo, I don’t think he’d ever SA a kid and I don’t think he’d torture a child with the same brutality that he would an adult, I doubt he’d get the same kick out of it. Teenagers are a different story, hi Jill.
I really can’t think of anything else he wouldn’t do besides that, hmm
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thereanimatedrogue · 1 year
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i love this boy and he will prob be my king very soon but adol primals are just so ugly
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noodles114 · 1 year
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Ya'll are either kinky af or love you're musty characters, how does Mayuri have more attention than Jushiro (am I salty? Yes, the disrespect :') )
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xekstrin · 25 days
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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.
The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.
“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”
The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”
“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.
I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.
He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”
“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”
A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.
I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.
So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….
“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.
Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.
The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.
So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)
But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.
“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”
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inkiedraws · 1 month
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"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"
I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy
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