I'm losing my mind slowly but surely at this new-ish colleague whom I'm starting to realise is a pathological liar like he lies about the stupidest smallest things and it's making everything so unproductive and urghdjfkldhshdjdkekdhdjs

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

Kakashi protected his students and worried about them in the wave arcs mission resulting in him focusing too much on them and forgetting to guard himself resulting in his temporary capture

Kakashi called out to Sasuke when he saw him panicking and assured him he wouldn’t let them die during the wave arcs mission

Kakashi tried to comfort Sakura when she was upset about Naruto and Sasuke fighting and told her ‘everything would be alright’

Kakashi turned his back on Tsunade and ignored her order’s to go on another mission so he could chase after Naruto and Sasuke in the sasuke retrieval arc

Kakashi is the one who listened to Naruto’s plea’s to talk to danzo after finding out about sasuke being labelled a terririst and decided to break village rules to take naruto to the raikage to plea for Sasuke

Kakashi chased after sakura when he realized she was planning to try and kill Sasuke and is the reason she didn’t get killed by sasuke on her first attempt at murdering him

Kakashi looked sasuke in the eye and told him ‘i don’t want to fight you’ and sasuke laughed at him abd responded ‘i’m itching to kill you’

Kakashi told sakura he would dace sasuke to ‘take the burden off of her shoulders’ because he knows what it is like to be the ‘friend killer’ and he didn’t want that for his student

Kakashi supported Naruto when Tsunade made the rasenshuriken an S ranked forbidden jutsu, and chose to let him decide what was right for him instead of allowing others to dictate what was right for him

Kakashi saw Sasuke and Naruto avout to be killed by Kaguya and ran to try and protect them, risking his ljfe to give them another shot at beating her

These are all manga canon instances

These are all things Kakashi canonly did

Hate him all you want, but stop acting like this man didn’t give a shit about his students. He was willing to fight the world for them and break rules for them without hesitation

I usually draw Y/N's to avoid making self ship art cuz i always feel like im doing something scandalous

Like I'll be teased and mocked for it

But damn is Help Wanted 2 making it really hard

I just got ubereats and I felt so bad about making my delivery person drive in the current storm that I tipped $14 on a $16 order 😭 even the driver was like wtf??!?

when you realize…

other people in the fandom are lame. I made a study group in my greendale-esque community college (no srs this was a weird cc but it was so funny so whatever) a year ago and they watched community too… or so claimed they did. But they didn’t actually like it the way I did. When I made references, they smiled but didn’t go back and forth in conversation or say the next line. And they literally didn’t care enough to even to get other members in the study group 😭 like bro how you gonna say you wanna join my fake community/greendale study group but then never actually participate in the jokes and assign each other roles. Like I was Jeff and Abed cuz these bitches were being boring as fuck like pierce and ruining the mood. Man istg those were the lamest community fans I’ve ever met. Jfc I hope I don’t meet any community fans like that ever again. Not one reference or one conversation about the show unless I brought it up and even then they didn’t talk much. EVEN THO THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO MAKE A STUDY GROUP LIKE THEIRS. Y’ALL. WHAT. I’m thinking they were def lying about watching it/finishing it 💀 cuz there’s no way you watch 6 SEASONS of community and walk out like a normal person. You become Changed forever.

Just to add: yes ik it seems dumb but the best way I can describe is like… imagine you finally meet someone like you or watches the same stuff as you etc and then you talk and they are the lamest mfs on earth who actually don’t talk or share anything about the said interests. Imagine you had a bff and you finally met but they never once talk about your inside jokes and understand what you say … it’s like ??? Huh??? What’s with the mood switch? Why are you hyping it up and then not doing shit lmaooo. It’s just disappointing tbh cuz … you expect them to actually be on the same energy as you

[It seems that you were negligent with your training, judging from your inability to withstand this level of electrical shock.] The moment I heard those words, a hollow chuckle left my lips. Thor was taken back greatly and he quickly asked a question. [Who might you be? I've never seen a Constellation like you before.] Those words caused the great, noble Status to waver, as its owner began emitting auras of rage. People would often say that a handsome man's face was on the smaller side; in that case, there would be no one in the world more good-looking than this man right here. [I'm not a Constellation.] I stupidly had forgotten all about him. I had forgotten that the one who could handle electrical energy the best in was not a Constellation, but this man. As his azure-coloured hair scattered in the air, his own pure, untainted white electrical energy exploded forth. [I am Kyrgios Rodgraim, the teacher of this lazy pupil.]

Dokja literally forgetting about the very person that he stole his Electrification skill from despite actively using it while thinking about all the different people he knows who can handle electricity.

You really are the worst pupil ever.

If you ever create an AU where Sarah and Seth don’t die alongside everyone else, it either implies that A: Alex managed to fight the Operator’s influence and didn’t actually kill anyone, only got rough with them, or B: (the funnier option) that Alex attempted five murders and failed all of them

Eddie goes to art class for his therapy and he really enjoys it. Someday they have a nude model come in and it's buck. It's very hard to concentrate because buck is hot and eddie is gay. At the end of the day they get to talking and have a date and buck now also models for eddie at his home

Literally trembling and shaking trying not to start another wip rn…..

re today's exam i really need to like. write my guidance counsellor a letter of gratitude or get him a gift or something once im out of here. as my mentor said he doesn't know how i wasn't kicked out of the class. no doubt my guidance counsellor has protected me from sanctions... to quote tennessee williams's blanche dubois i have always depended on the kindness of strangers

i dont think the teachers left blaine alone after all that happened

weaponhead: keep yourself safe! blaine: Thanks

In middle school summer camp one of my friends would recite old fake Tumblr posts but none of my friends were as online as I was so no one believed me when I told them she was just reciting Tumblr posts and not her own stories. They weren't even real as Tumblr posts like girl you can't make up your own LIES?

archetype quiz.

43% visionary: leave it to others to live by the status quo. the visionary is interested in new ways of seeing, solutions not yet imagined, products not yet built.

36% intellectual: the intellectual is the ultimate dinner-party guest. engaging questions and thoughtful debate are their trademarks.

21% performer: taking center stage comes naturally to the performer, whether at the water cooler or in front of an audience. they are magnetic and know how to inspire.

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shared a double bed with four of my mates last night bc we passed out watching merlin this is what adolescence is supposed to be