bluejaybytes
hey girl i mean they
jay // he/they // lesbiangender // sideblogs are BluejayGryphon for FR and Petalstem for WC // DMs are always open for chatting, feel free to tag me in posts // blorboposting is my tag for HZD/HFW // im Catalyst #3320 in Splatoon
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Have you ever eaten popcorn for dinner? Or with dinner?
Dinner meaning an evening meal.
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mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good
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If I don't get this Shiny Eevee in the next 5 resets I'm going to LOSE IT !!!!!!! (<guy not anywhere even close to odds)
#pokemon#sorry im still traumatized from 21810 encounters skarm. i deserve financial compensation for that
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
#dune 2#hey guys dont watch dune 2 if you havent seen dune 1 or read the book.#i didnt WANT to go but my dad literally made SUCH a big deal out of it abt how i never do anything he wants to do#and literally yelling at me over it. he hated dune 2
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"is [Dr. House] a good man?"
"...He's a good doctor" says the man who is so sick with lust for House that he has let House ruin two of his marriages and in eight years will beg to be allowed to die on House's couch
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you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
#yes and my teacher INSISTED shed be SUPER STRICT with it#and then didnt notice or care when my flour baby got carried in my backpack all day and was leaking
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