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#columbo#season 10#columbo goes to college#lmao#fucking lost it when i first heard this line#love this guy
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enamored with the way columbo delivers his ‘ gotcha ‘ lines every time . “ it’s my wife’s car “ OKAYYYY GET THEIR ASSES ?????? like it’s always just a normal ass line but the reveal and delivery are top tier
#big part of the appeal for me is when he delivers that line and there’s a split second where the murderer’s fcae shifts#it never gets old#columbo#columboposting#columbo goes to college#stuff#idk
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Columbo Goes to College. This obnoxious college student thinks he’s going to beat the rap because his dad is Robert Culp.
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Doesn't. Smoke. Looks like she does so much that she often forgets that she doesn't. Will frequently take offered cigarettes before remembering she won't smoke them and has to find a way to get rid of them without looking like a weirdo.
Sort of Columbo-but-grouchier in vibes. Similar age. Similar stoutness. Comes off as grizzled and overly serious, and leans into it. Is kind of a clumsy goofball, but shes good at pretending she's not. Nobody ever seems to catch her fumbling, so she is quite intimidating to anyone not viewing her through the fourth wall.
Severe weakness for beautiful women. Bites her in the ass with some frequency. Actually most of the plots would involve her fondness for women biting her in the ass. Quite possibly several of the same women repeatedly. James Bond style.
Carries a flask with her everywhere she goes. Any time someone comments on the contents, it's something different. Apple cider vinegar. Ice cold spring water. Spiced Chai. Never alcohol, though she will take swigs from it like it is.
Always dreamed of being a clown, but a terrible accident involving a banana slug and large pebble crushed her funny bone before she could ship off to college. She maintains that she hasn't been funny since then, and it's a very sensitive subject.
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My Top 10 favorite Columbo episodes (Because this is my account and I can do what I want with it.)
10. Murder Under Glass
9. Troubled Waters
8.Now You see him
7. Agenda for Murder
6. Columbo goes to college
5. Columbo goes to the guillotine
4. Fade into murder
3. Bye bye sky high iq murder case
2. Publish or perish
1. The most crucial game
HM’s: Suitable for framing, murder by the book, death lends a hand, Forgotten lady, The most dangerous match, a stitch in crime, and Double exposure.
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Mikhael's top 10 Columbo episodes
1. Short Fuse (my no 1 forever)
2. Forgotten Lady
3. The Bye Bye Sky High IQ Murder Case (this stupid ass title..) / The Most Dangerous Match (the two are tied for this spot)
4. The Greenhouse Jungle
5. Murder Under Glass
6. The Conspirators
7. Columbo Cries Wolf
8. Columbo Goes to College
9. Murder, Smoke, and Shadows
10. Now You See Him
#This is subject to change I'm going through the series again#Completely out of order though just watching whatever episode#Anyways. I like Short Fuse so much. Was very surprised to see that alot of people don't actually like it very much if at all
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All of my comic recs from 2022 posted on WWAC and cobbled together in a single post- Jan 11
This was saved to my drafts in January and never posted, but here it is now because I stand by these recs!
Thieves by Lucie Bryon
Thieves is so, so pretty! I’ve been a fan of Lucie’s art for a while, and I was excited to see her use her talents for a full-length graphic novel. The limited color palette, off-white paper, and adorable art style create a dreamy, classy reading experience. It’s also a lovely story about partying, first love, the end of high school, and stealing stuff! Ella has a problem: it’s the day after a party at her crush’s house and her apartment is full of things that do not belong to her. Fortunately, Madeleine not only likes her back, she’s willing to help Ella secretly return all the stolen stuff to its rightful owners... and more. Ella, Madeleine and their friends all feel like such real, believable characters. I love how cheerful and extroverted Ella is and how well that contrasts with Madeleine’s more reserved nature. Thieves is funny, beautiful, and full of heart!
Love and Leashes by Winter
Love and Leashes is the only Webtoon I’ve read this year that made me laugh out loud at every single episode. Ji-u Jeong and Jihu Jeong, coworkers with similar names, enter an unusual arrangement in which Jihu, a submissive who’s been hiding his kinks from everyone around him his whole life, asks Ji-u to be his master. Ji-u, who’s cool and competent on the outside and shy on the inside, considers running away immediately, but instead decides to try this thing out for a bit and see if she likes it. Spoiler: she does! Despite the subject matter, the actual content of this Webtoon is fairly safe for work.
What really makes Love and Leashes stand out is the eccentric cast of characters surrounding the main couple, as well as the couple themselves. They care a lot about each other and prioritize clear communication, trying to figure out how to best make each other happy while not causing problems at work or with their friends and family. And boy, are their friends and family... a lot. Jihu has a group chat of fellow BDSM enthusiasts he met on a forum, Ji-u has a younger brother and work friends, Jihu’s high school friend owns a bar, and they all have so much going on. And whenever all of these people intersect, it is so, so funny. I don’t know how accurate the BDSM stuff is as depicted here, but the characters focus on consent, communication, and mutual enjoyment, and figuring out how to live in a way that makes them happiest.
I spent money on this comic! I can’t think of anything else I straight-up enjoyed, just had fun reading, as much as Love and Leashes this year. I’m going to tell my kids this was 50 Shades of Grey or however that meme goes.
Clown Corps by Joe Chouinard
If you’ve seen that Frasier meets Columbo comic going around on Twitter, you may not be surprised to learn the guy who drew it also does an ongoing webcomic about organized battle clowns. Clown Corps follows the adventures of reformed burglar turned reluctant clown college student Mary McBell and her clowning cohort as they work to stop a shadowy organization bent on destroying the entire Clown system. It’s hysterical, with great stylized action sequences, physical comedy and fourth-wall-bending humor, but also moments of surprising gravity as the characters grapple with the troubled pasts that brought them to clowning in the first place. The art improves quickly for a webcomic, and the characters are both silly and serious (one of the best fighters in the class can only kick ass when he’s asleep!) I caught up in a day and wished I could keep reading.
Pyramid Game by Dalgonyak
I am so obsessed with the Webtoon Pyramid Game right now it is unreal. I made a Youtube video about it. I drew fanart for it. It’s SO GOOD and NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
Pyramid Game, by Dalgonyak, is a comic about gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing all at once. Suji is the new kid at an elite private school and it turns out her new class has a complicated hierarchical system of bullying, created by the richest and most powerful teenage girl in Korea specifically to get back at the nicest girl in the world who slighted her in some way the readers haven’t learned yet. It’s SO MUCH. It’s got some very messy homoerotic subtext (and text!) It’s got the most toxic friendships I’ve ever seen in a Webtoon. It’s got really appealing character designs and a fun and interesting protagonist who takes no bullshit from anyone ever and is going to beat the billionaire at her own game. Eventually. I believe in her!
I like Pyramid Game because I love this kind of mean girl drama; it’s got all the fun parts of a political intrigue story with none of the confusing world building to go with it. The bullying the girls take part in is creative, high-energy and visceral, but what really makes this comic so hard to put down is how keenly observed every character is, how real and complex and distinct they all feel, even the minor players in this game that act more like pawns for the leads to take turns pushing around. … Maybe I will write a full review about this comic someday.
Suji Seong could beat L in Death Note but Light Yagami could not survive a day in “The Happy Class” of Love High.
What Happens Next by Max Graves
I am at all times thinking about What Happens Next by Max Graves. It’s a pretty dark comic about what happens when some terminally online Tumblr tweens… have to deal with the aftermath of committing a gruesome murder, years after the fact. What I find really fascinating about this comic (besides the fact that I can never remember the title D:) is how accurately it portrays every detail of this hyperspecific internet community I remember so vividly from my own teenage years, and the kinds of people that participated in those spaces. It really captures… something. I don’t know. It does make me want to know What Happens Next.
Black and White: Tough Love at the Office by Sal Jiang
Do you think all yuri manga is too soft and sweet and schoolgirl-ish? You should check out Black and White by Sal Jiang, a workplace lesbian comic that I hesitate to call a romance, given how the two leads resolve their sexual tension by hatefucking in the conference room. Not appropriate for all ages, this yuri. The rivalry between Shirakawa and Kuroda crackles with chemistry, and Jiang draws the two of them fighting and having sex with a specificity that makes the whole thing feel grounded, rather than the ethereal above-it-all purity older yuri comics often have. I also like how they’re both good at their jobs and have good relationships with their coworkers, who see them as reliable and helpful and sweet. The contrast between their public personas and how they beat each other up in private makes Black and White impossible to put down.
Drip Drip by Paru Itagaki
I think Paru Itagaki should be allowed to draw whatever she wants forever. Drip Drip (which I discussed in a past Pubwatch) is incredibly weird, gross, and horny, much like her acclaimed longform series BEASTARS. But it’s also extremely interesting, and definitely a comic I will never forget reading. Drip Drip is about a woman so sensitive to germs that she gets a nosebleed every time she touches anything that isn’t 100% sterilized. She wants to find love and have sex, but every time she tries, her nosebleed scares men off and ruins the mood. When she finally finds a guy she thinks she can be with, it turns out he has dark secrets of his own. The single-volume story follows several of her attempts to rid herself of her curse, with a bonus unrelated one-shot about Santa Claus thrown in at the end.
Itagaki’s imagery and unusual choices of environments and locations make her comics very memorable: I haven’t reread this since October and I can still see the splash pages in my head like I’d read it yesterday. Itagaki and Tatsuki Fujimoto (of Chainsaw Man and Look Back fame) kind of occupy the same space in my head in their commitment to their singular, very specific vision. A kind of boldness I wish I were capable of.
#thieves lucie bryon#pyramid game#love and leashes#clown corps#black and white sal jiang#drip drip#paru itagaki#comics recs#comics reviews
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#columbo#columbo goes to college#interviewing him m from outside his lil enclosure#dropping a little hunk of cheese inside to get him talking#season 10
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Columbo "Columbo goes to College"
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Watching cumbo again. 1. The killers in Columbo goes to college are so incredibly and deeply homosexual. 2. I think it’s very sweet how enamored this class is with him
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Columbo Goes to College 〡S10
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Do you have a top five favourite fics you have written?
This is a tough one, in part because I have written a lot and I can't look at the number on Ao3 and have it feel real. I haven't written that much. Have I? (I have written a ridiculous amount.)
Also I might list six.
Anywho. Here they are, in no particular order.
1.) Hearts in a Void
This is a Kingdom Hearts fic about Ienzo relearning who he is as a person and discovering he's aromantic while he's at it.
It was written in part because I found myself really identifying with him and I wanted to write several aro focused stories for Aro Week that year. I loved the idea of Ienzo and Tron becoming friends. It gave me a chance to sneak in my aro/allo Squall Leonhart headcanon. Also for some reason I decided Ienzo would write poetry, which I'm generally bad at but I actually really like the short little poems I came up with for him. (And then Ienzo totally invented blogging in the KH universe.)
Of all the fics I've written focused on an aspec headcanon, I think this one is definitely my favorite.
2.) Don't You Forget About Me and the associated A Touch of Forgetfulness Series.
Flash fanfic where Cisco gets several years worth of amnesia and learns that he and Hartley not only buried the hatchet but got married since the accelerator incident. Also there a metas, but the Hartley thing is definitely bigger. It's angst with a (somewhat bittersweet) happy ending because even though Cisco doesn't get his memories back, he might and until then he's making new memories and starting to fall in love with Hartley all over again.
I really love this series, and the first fic in particular because it was heart wrenching to write. I think if I had to name my favorite Hartmon fic I've written, it'd be this. Though a close second would be...
3.) The Pied Piper's Army of Rats Series
It's hard to pick just one fic, but the series is one whole story. So it totally counts. :D
Cisco's headaches over time travel (some worse than others) and Hartley's personal growth from his focus on revenge to his focus on protecting Cisco have been fun to write. And they're falling in love with each other as they're both growing into better versions of themselves. Also there's the ever expanding plushie army of rats, of which there will eventually be an amusing pay off.
4.) Nothing (Everything) To Lose
An Ace Attorney fic that goes AU from the ending of Miles being successfully declared not guilty of his father's murder. Phoenix gets shot and there's a lot more blood going on than I usually mention in a fic. But Miles and Maya get some bonding time, Miles realizes he very much wants to keep Phoenix in his life this time, and Gumshoe does a very good job of looking after Miles while he's in shock. (I adore Gumshoe, he wants to be a Columbo type so bad and he just isn't, poor dear.)
I really, really enjoyed getting into Miles' head for this one. And it was a bit of a love letter from me to the Ace Attorney series, which I was first introduced to in college by my roommates. It was a near instant addiction to the ridiculous levels of humor that went into the series, but it was the undying friendship between Phoenix and Miles that really got to me. Phoenix's devotion despite their years apart since childhood. And Miles desperately wanting for Phoenix to be right about him despite being terrified that Phoenix would be proven wrong.
5.) Frame of Mind
Named after an episode of Star Trek: TNG and loosely inspired by the plots of at least two TNG episodes, I had the idea for a character to be trapped in a VR but unable to recognize or escape it without help from the outside for a long time. I shopped around on fandoms before finally settling on the Flash and the Hartmon ship, but the story as an idea was one that I felt I needed to tell for a very, very long time.
I considered Eureka, but by then I was souring on the show and only really still writing fic because a friend I've since lost touch with shared the fandom with me. I also considered Tales of Vesperia, but I didn't feel it worked with the setting. Tales of Xillia 2 might have been a good fit settings wise, but the characters didn't feel right... the Dominator tech from the Arrow-verse Invasion! x-over event ended up being just what I'd been waiting for, though. And while I had a few false starts after that, I really love the final outcome of the fic. It was worth the wait to get the plot matched up to the right setting and characters.
Bonus 6.) (Re)Learning to Breathe
Another Flash fic, this one focused on Iris and Caitlin in season 2 as they get space to grieve for their losses from S1, actually get to know each other, and find love again with each other. It was a request fic that I really enjoyed completing. The pacing felt right and having the ladies slowly fall in love seemed to just write itself.
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hi @handsometabbyc , i need to know - in the Ramona Flowers watched Columbo post - are these columbo tapes you’re referring to official releases? or something you / your mom would have home recorded?
i ask because i would probably explode from excitement if i ever found a columbo tape (official or not) at the thrift store/fleamarket/etc so i need to know what to look out for :)
they were recorded from tv on blank tapes! our grandparents would make them for us because our family didn't have cable/had bad reception
Funnily enough we didn't know the names of a number of them for years because they were mislabeled and/or the recording started a few minutes in. For instance Undercover was known as 'Puzzle Pieces', Strange Bedfellows was 'Racetrack', and No Time to Die was 'The Wedding Episode' (I think the only titles we knew were 'Columbo goes to college' and 'Columbo Cries Wolf')
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