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wingsofhcpe · 4 months
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kudos to my cousin for taking the meme-iest photo possible of one of my cats
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randomfanner · 5 months
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Informal Introduction Part Two
Part One
“Hmm…. Yes I think this one will do,” Gale said as he placed a tomato in his basket, handing the vegetable trader the gold as he began to peer at more of the vegetables. He wanted to ensure he had the best ingredients for tonight. Tara would be joining the party for supper and he knew exactly how fussy she could be at times. 
Plus he wanted to ensure Anya had the finest meal every chance, but he also knew she was much less picky. 
With his vegetables collected, Gale strutted his way down Wyrm’s Crossing towards the fish seller as he began to pick up and study each fish carefully. Fish were creatures you had to know what to look for when buying . A skill he had learned very well from his time perusing the fish markets in Waterdeep and just what he needed for his Salmon Mousse appetizer.
It was one of Tara's favorites.
“My, my, what a handsome man. Is he a generous one too?” a female voice purred through the air, and it seemed to be talking to him.  Gale’s eyes glanced around the area and his eyes flicked down. On the ground near his feet was a sphynx cat with a green collar. Her posture was regal and her tale curled around her body. Her large eyes looked up at him.
“Why would he like to think he is,” Gale said as he glanced around, picking a rather tasty looking fish and paying for it before offering it to the feline. How could he say no to such a  sweet thing asking for food? 
“My! He is very generous indeed, and you are a wizard, aren’t you~?” the sphinx's tail flicked up in the air. “Yes, yes, you are perfect indeed. I have a quest,” the cat said.
“Alright, tell me what you need? Gale of Waterdeep is at your service,” Gale had plenty of time before he had to start cooking. Whatever this fine feline was in need of he was sure he could spare the time to help. 
“And with a title! Well then, Gale of Waterdeep. My Caretaker, a sweet girl I assure you, has a job that requires her to travel quite far. She had said that this journey would take but a tenday however it has stretched much further than that,” the cat explained. “I assure you the reward would be quite superb.”
“Oh my,” Gale took a breath. A missing girl with a cat looking for her? “I have something important to take care of in the city first,  however once I am done I would be willing to go look for her,” Gale said. 
“Hmm…. Very well, I will look for others who may help sooner but having your vow is something at least,” the cat said. She approached Gale a little bit more and stopped when she gave him a good sniff. “It seems you will be helping me sooner than I believe. My terms have changed, I need you to take me wherever you are staying at this moment. And then I shall give you my promised reward” 
“I suppose I can always come back to finish shopping later…” Gale said. “By the way, do you have a name I should call you?”
“Ah, yes please forgive me. My name is Lady Sasha, it is a pleasure,” the cat jumped from the ground and right onto Gale’s back. The wizard let out a his as her claws dug into the fabric of his robe, luckily not tearing them too bad as she steadied herself. “Now, onwards.” 
“Welcome back Ga- goodness. Sasha is that you?” Anya asked as she greeted the wizard at the door. The sphynx cat looked her up and down a moment before a paw came and batted her right on the head.  However there were no claws. 
“Yes it is! And do you have  any idea how worried I was? Where have you been?” the cat asked as she hopped down, sitting in front of Anya with her tail in the air. She demanded an explanation.
“Oh Sasha I am so sorry, there has been…. A number of problems have come up,” Anya said.
“Hmfp, so many problems you couldn't have told me that you finally found a  handsome, well off wizard to be your husband?” Sasha said, her eyes narrowing a little bit. “My word! As soon as it was official you should have come and told me, I cannot believe I had to find him myself,” Sasha gave a sigh as her ears drooped a little bit.
Anya’s cheeks instantly turned flushed. “Gale is- well- we aren’t married yet….” 
“You best not be!” Sasha exclaimed. “I still need to gift him your hand in marriage. Which is your reward by the way, good sir,” Sasha said as she turned her head towards Gale. 
Gale’s cheeks turned a bright shade of red as his eyes flicked towards Sasha and then towards Anya. “Well… I certainly cannot complain with my reward,” Gale said as he strutted over to Anya, putting an arm around that. “I shall take it with gratitude,” he said as he kissed Anya’s head.
Anya’s face burned even deeper red. “W-we- well- I am not going to say no but we should wait to make plans official for when we don’t have a tadpole in our head!” Anya exclaimed. 
“Tadpole in your head?” Sasha asked, she stood on four legs and looked at them. “It seems there are a great deal of details I am missing indeed! I insist I stay for dinner and learn everything that is going on.” 
“Well I suppose one more plate won’t hurt to make,” Gale said with a grin. “I am sure Tara will not mind too much,”  she would be a bit upset at first however Sasha and Tara certainly did seem like they would get along quite fine. 
“Wonderful, I am going to make myself comfortable then,” Sasha said as she began to strut over towards where Anya had set herself up. “You are free to join me for snuggle time later, Anya, after you have gotten rid of the scent of blood  and mud that seems to have stuck  itself to your clothes.” 
Anya and Gale both watched as the cat strutted in like she owned the place, getting the attention of most of the other residents of the room. 
“It is a pleasure to meet your cat, my love,” Gale said as he pressed another kiss to her head. 
“I am glad you enjoy her company, and I am not surprised she enjoys yours,” Anya grins and pushes a kiss to his cheek. 
“You best go join her. I have some other shopping that I need to finish but I shall return soon,” Gale showed the basket with all of the ingredients he had already gathered from his time shopping.
“Alright,” Anya said as she leaned in for a real kiss. Gale smiled as his lips met hers before he finally removed himself from her hold. “Come back safe, alright?”
“You didn’t worry about me, my love! Now go enjoy your feline friend’s company. I am sure she has missed you dearly.”
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anaie-russie · 8 months
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catgirls are like therapy fr frrrrr
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kotizona · 7 months
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So I walked a pig today
It was only for a minute, but I can say I have walked a pig now
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spiralturtle17 · 2 years
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Did I post these?
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lansangprincess · 17 days
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Heartbreak High S2E2 highlights⋆·˚ ༘ *
malakai having hella bi panic in the escape room lmfao — "I had a threesome w a guy once. not to brag but it was pretty gay 😌✨"
AMERIEMALAKAI FIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOO
i feel rlly bad for Harper. I may not have liked her that much in s1 but I have always been glad her character and storyline exists bc fcking hell do i relate
anthony vaughn the man u are. imma tackle u for sure idgaf abt pig oil
the Missy/Spider ship gets into gear bc he got distracted by her muscle mommy-ness???? INTO IT.
but still, fuck u spider incel piece of shit <3
AND FUCK YOU TOO ZOEY VICTIM-BLAMING BITCH
the ant/harper scene i want that scene tattooed on me. right next to amerie/malakai first time scene. him being a fking idiot most of the time but having the sense to stop harper from doing something she might regret (while gently reassuring her that he wants to)?? i love him i love him i love him i love him
💗detective Quinni💗 exposing Sasha for being the hypocrite we all knew her to be
idk if i like rowan that much but i love malakai and seeing him have bi panic constantly is so funny but it also makes me feel really bad for amerie please just tell her T^T
CA$H BABY LOOK AT ME IT'S ME CA$H PLEASE DON'T DO THIS mommy im scared (…idk why but i feel like if u showed him the duck he'd go w nan and darren…)
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witchinatree · 1 month
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i know the whole "do you think jon ever used his powers to Know what his parents looked like" thing is far more devastating than this but what if he tried using his powers to remember original sasha? jon and sasha always seemed closer than the rest, he picked her (and tim) to work with him and tolerated a lot more nonsense from her than anyone else (using his password to access his computer [161], debating his pronunciation of calliope [25], etc)
and ofc jon and martin became significantly closer as the podcast went on, but in the beginning he was cruel to martin when he gave a statement but accepting of sasha? idk i think their friendship was a lot deeper than we realized (ESPECIALLY since his first murder in season 5 was because NotThem provoked him about sasha) and i think jon wouldve used his powers to Know the original sasha, not sure if it wouldve worked though
so so sorry to distract from the post but can yall read the tags for me because i suffered immensely for this post
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5qui99l3draws · 5 months
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oh right I also drew this today lol
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melonalemonade · 10 months
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hehe girlfriends
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you've heard of old man yaoi. now get ready for... weapon yuri
Sasha and medic's medi gun are in love.
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ssomepersonn · 7 months
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whoag.....it's the heads of the agency....
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cerealforkart · 4 months
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III. Lost in the Woods
“Nicholas! I found someone who knows the way out of here,” Princess Sparrow said, but when Prince Nicholas turned to see the guide she spoke of, he found her kneeling in the dirt.
“Who are you talking to?” Nicholas asked.
The Prince went to stand behind the Princess, but swiftly regretted the decision when he found himself meeting the eight glossy black eyes of the hairy beast crawling over the Princess’s bare arm.
“She knows every leaf and root of this forest, she says he can have us back to the road within an hour,” Princess Sparrow said. She raised the monster to properly meet her travelling companion, seemingly unable to identify the spider as grotesque.
Nicholas screamed.
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anaie-russie · 6 months
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mew mew mew
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peovie · 9 months
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this hair is EVERYTHING 🤎
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aviisick13 · 17 days
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sparky-is-spiders · 5 months
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S1 Jonsasha AU where Sasha is the Archivist and they start slowly spiraling as they uncover more and more mysteries. Their fascination with The Horrors drives them into each other’s arms. They stay later and later. The storage closet becomes a shared living space for them. Martin hasn’t noticed. Tim doesn’t know what to say to get his friends back. They’re losing themselves in the Archives. They egg each other on. They start becoming more paranoid. Jon is so endlessly, doggedly loyal. This is the only person who can understand him. This is the only person who he has ever understood. They love each other so so much.
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