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#help him out guyz
ringosmistress · 3 months
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str4wkinzi · 8 months
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Neuvilette and Wriothesley x Reader.
COMIC’S BIRTHDAY BASH MASTERLIST HERE!!
They r in a place with a couch. Use ur imagination :3
NSFW CONTENT! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!
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Neuvilette has you propped on his lap, him biting on your neck like he wants blood. He just couldn’t wait to have you.
He was so far into your neck and playing with your nipples from under your shirt he didn’t notice Wriothesley walking in.
You don’t even notice him until he puts his hands on your shoulders and kisses your ear.
“Having fun without me?” He whispers.
You shiver as Neuvilette chuckles. Wriothesley walks beside your body and grabs your chin, making you face him.
“Why don’t you get on the couch, pretty.”
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“C’mon baby, fuck, you can do better than that.” Wriothesley hisses.
You can barely think, Neuvilette having you tightly secured on his face, grinding you on his mouth.
Your moans become vibrations on Wriothesley’s cock, making him groan out.
You see Wriothesley looking down at you, and you looking back up at him.
“Fuck.” He growls as he grabs the back of your head and thrusts into your face as he slams your head on his cock.
You almost didn’t notice that your orgasm was creeping in. With Wriothesley fucking your face, he was also moving you along Neuvilettes face.
You and Wriothesley cum at the same time, or so you thought. Wriothesley came in your mouth with a chuckle. Neuvilette got you so close and he just stopped everything.
You start whining and trying to grind your cunt on his face but he keeps your hips still. He soon starts again after he thinks you aren’t close anymore. A cycle that went on and on and on again.
Soon your whines became begs and you pleaded for him to let you cum just once. Wriothesley is watching as you squirm and whine.
“Fuck, you’re so pretty when you’re whining like a filthy slut.” Wriothesley says as he starts stroking his own cock at the sight.
You soon hear a muffled sentence.
“Work for it.”
You can’t help but moan when his voice rumbles, creating vibrations going straight to your clit.
You start to grind on his face as you chase what you’ve been needing.
When you do eventually cum, all you can do is flop on the couch, head resting against Wriothesley’s thigh.
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Wriothesley is under you, pumping into one of your holes as Neuvilette fills the other.
You’re stuffed. Wriothesley puts his fingers in your mouth, making you suck them as you scream out muffled moans.
Wriothesley bites one of your shoulders and Neuvilette bites the other as they cum inside of you.
They do that every time they cum. Biting so hard it leaks marks and in different places so everyone knows they’ve claimed you.
They’ve bitten you so much you think your shoulders are going to go limp.
Once they finally call it enough and lay you down for a rest, you’re almost sad.
Sad that the feeling of being so full has been taken away.
Sad that their teeth sinking into the skin of your shoulders isn’t there anymore. Just the after sting.
Maybe if you ask nicely..
Ask if they could keep their cock in you, fill you to the brim while you sleep off the overstimulation they provided.
Maybe after you wake up.
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STR4WZ STICKY NOTE < hi guyz THIS AND kinktober week 2 will/ is late!! Sorry gang! Anyways why is comic so obsessed with neuvilette lately hes such a slut LMAO also THANK ALL OF YOU FOR GETTING MY LAST POST TO 1K LIKES OMG!! Me and comic lowkey celebrated and i might make a celebration post (i love celebrating shit) ANYWAYS BYEBYE 3
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primrosebow · 3 months
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Alright .
_-->Lucifer x reader art 🍎
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Woah that was quick!!!! If I get peer pressured enough I may do a part 2 to this one
!content warnings!: nsfw again. Who would have thunketh it⚰️
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Heheehehehehehehe it's lucifer in pentagram lingerie
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When you get him this riled up, he can't help but let out noises, even if it is unprompted. To remedy this embarrassment, he bites his tongue instead, exposing the forked tip that just drives you nuts
Looks at you expectantly with those lidded eyes he gives you only when he has the most impure of intentions.
I think a deep, cool toned red would suit him quite well. Something like mahogany, it'd contrast well with his pale skin. Well, it wouldn't be pale for too long, he blushes profusely whenever you even look at him.
No matter how shy his words and looks may seem, he arches his back and presents himself to you, beckoning you to ravage him in the way he oh so desires.
Quite the night that you two have ahead of you!
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Wow I am so high. That's all the slop I have for tonight unless some evil force compells me to do something else
Whwhwhwehehehe I am so gonna do a part 2. Oh but will any knights in shining armor come into my little inbox and ask for it? Inform me of their wishes and desires? The ways they would make him gasp and moan like he's any other cheap whore from the lust ring? I wouldn't know. I'm just a silly little goofster full of whimsy and cosmic horror.
Tell me to do it, ask me about my plans with making mead, tell me about how pianos are so much easier to play when you're in a church. Whatever. Do your thing guyze
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gn4wz-0n-b0n3z · 3 months
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ithink this is what tumblr would be like in the dogman universe: a simulator
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😀 randomcivillian-956 follow
can those villain asshats get control of those goddamn monsters i have lost literally every single fucking thing thanks to those brainless pieces of shits last week a fucking T-REX SKELETON destroyed my fucking HOUSE and everything around it
🪻 inmylane-1999
how are you able to say those words
😀 randomcivillian-956 follow
what words?
🪻 inmylane-1999 the a word, f word, and s word
😀 randomcivillian-956 follow
oh i see you're one of the Collardale inhabitants. screw the fuck off your town is a CURSE
🪻 inmylane-1999
what did i do? :(
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🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow
hnstly i dont get y Daryl hangs arnd that pig guy hes rlly mean & bad
🐊 piethrowingboss
didnt u help us go after him when he ditched us after the mini jail broke 2 bits?
🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow
yeh butt hes still rlly mean & i was a lil moar concerned 4 Daryl
🐊 piethrowingboss
ohhhh kk
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🐕 zupabuddiezthezenutz
zomg did u guyz watch that new mini-documentary w/ Petey The Cat n Zarah Hatoff??? that waz tragickk..
#holy shart i have so much moar respect 4 him now..
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🔄 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep reblogged
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still dont know why people are supporting Petey Duckhat just because of that documentary, didn't he terrorize the city for more than a month or two?? ntm he quite literally MUTILATED Officer Knight and Greg The Dog's bodies bad enough with that bomb to where they had to become that sick and horrible abomination i have to stomach through seeing on the news every week.
😀 randomcivillian-956 follow
i know right?? like hes genuinely a horrible cat but people are supporting him for no other reason other than "oh hes a victim!!" like shut the fuck up and grow up.
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op i wouldn't say DogMan is sick and horrible, he seems to be in great condition despite such an accident and hard surgery to conduct, and looks perfectly happy. while i don't support Petey Duckhat either, you took it a step further and suggested that DogMan is currently in conditions horrible enough to render him an "abomination".
🌆 icareforyou follow
dont you post tips for fucking evil monsters on your blog.
#LMAOOO dude was SLAUGHTERED so hard they deactivated #redogs
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🌭 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep
walking on the street with a small can of living spray in my pocket and the nearest cop explodes into blood guts and viscera
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🦷 bigmonsterinyourheart
okay i get that Dr. Scum is a real and kinda sucky person and all that but his labcoat kinda fucks!!
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✨ lookatthestars
Hot take or whatever but I don't think we should trust a guy who gets really distracted by squirrels and balls and a kitten who could easily get hurt to protect our city. Lightning Dude IS one of the better options as they ARE a highly durable and strong robot, but The Bark Knight and Cat Kid maybe aren't our best bets, they could get hurt easily and aren't exactly professionals.
Don't get me started on the Friendly Friends, I don't think we can trust two guys who JUST left the same exact trio that was responsible for that marshmallow factory's destruction (which left many injured, some DEAD), what if they're pretending? Also the bugs could easily get killed, they're small and fragile, the most work they can do without a high risk of getting smashed is spying on villains.
Commander Cupcake's a different story, as I'm pretty sure that guy only helped out, like, 3 times.
#anti-supa buddies #anti-friendly friends #twinkle twinkle little star
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🪁 lalalalala89
dude imagine if we were in a book rn and ppl were posting on tumblr abt us
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🎠 supastarr
remember, calico trans toms are perfectly valid! even cis toms can be calicos, and fur pattern doesn't determine exact gender, especially with fur dying technology nowadays! :)
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icryaboutit · 6 months
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It was all acting?!
SUMMARY: Imagine, somewhere in the timeline of Twst, Vil asked for GenZ!Yuu's assistance when one of the actors failed to show due to reasons. So GenZ!Yuu of course agreed to it cause why not. And the real kicker to it all is that the person they were replacing is a lover who got their heart broken, so crying was involved. Now IMAGINE, the sheer amount of suppressed trauma GenZ!Yuu have finally had a reason to come out.
or something along those lines
TAGS: Male Yuu, OOC, Angst?
WORD COUNT: 1,290 words
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"What do you mean, they can't come?!"
The high-pitched voice of Vil's manager echoed through the place, garnering much attention from nearby crowds.
"Keep quiet Adeline, you are garnering unwanted attention."
Vil's calm yet somehow tired voice came from behind his manager, making her look at him with a distressed expression.
"How can I stay calm Vil! One of our actor is unreachable! And today is a big day!"
She exclaimed, clearly today's event was something that was of great importance. Which it is, the current event at play may help Vil rise in more fame, hell! It might even help him finally beat Neige LeBlanche.
"I know how important this is Adeline. But there is no need to fret and stress over something that we couldn't have known would occur."
"But Vil-!"
"Hmm? What's going on?"
This snapped the two out from their own world arguing, when a familiar voice had interrupted their talk.
"Ah, potato, what brings you here?"
Vil greeted, as Yuu stood there with some things in hand.
"Rook had asked of me to deliver this for you Vil-san."
Yuu said as he gave the stuff on his hand to Adeline.
"Thank you potato."
"No problem~ Rook promised to give me some trinkets for this trip so it wasn't really free labor."
Yuu explained with a shrug, as Vil looked at him up and down with calculating gaze. Feeling this, Yuu decided to make a quick ran for it.
"Well, then... I'll be off no-"
"Wait a minute, potato."
'Damn!'
"What is it Vil-san..?"
Yuu cautiously asked, knowing whatever Vil halted him for would end up in a disaster.
"Potato, how would you like to star in-"
"No thank you~!"
Yuu sweated bullets as he declined Vil's offer in a swift move,
"You haven't even heard the proposal yet potato."
"Whatever Vil-san was about to say, my senses were telling me that such sacred duties are bound for a much fortunate soul~!"
In short, "Hell, no, fuck off!" was what Yuu wanted to give off which was brutally ignored by Vil's next choice of words.
"Oh~? Do you think my eyes would deceive me once I see talent potato? You must have mistaken me for someone else's personality."
In short, "Give up, you have no choice." And thus, getting the message, Yuu was added in the list of actors at the last minute.
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"Where did Yuu go?! I can't find him anywhere!"
"Henchman! Where are you!?"
"Maybe he just went to the bathroom?"
"HUMAN! REVEAL YOURSELF! YOU MUSN'T MAKE WAKA-SAMA WAIT!"
"You guys need to calm down..."
"Bold of ya ta even think they'll just calm down."
Currently, a group of first years were looking for a certain Yuu who still hasn't come on their meeting place.
Despite their current shenanigans, all of the first years were deeply worried as they wondered what kind of mess Yuu had gotten themselves involved in just by being in the area.
*Ping*
The sound of the notification on all of the first years' phones rang, informing them of the message that they had received.
Opening the message they were greeted by a text from the same person they were looking for.
YesImYuu: Can't make it guyz~!😥 Vil-san has me trapped!😭You guyz can go ahead and go🤧😞 AND BETTER BE ON TIME!😤
"..."
"So he's fine, good to know."
Jack who was the calmest exhaled in relief knowing that Yuu was alright. He then proceeded to push the flabbergasted group towards the entrance.
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"So I can say whatever I want?"
"Yeah, we just need a way for people to gather towards us so that the plot can be constructed... I guess, I'm not sure either."
Yuu was conversing with his partner who was as clueless as him, since the one who got information about everything was the one who was currently unavailable.
"Okay... So like, do you have anything particular topic in mind?"
"Well I mean, we just need to cause a commotion that will enable Schoenheit-senpai and the female lead to meet through the crowd. And we thought, what better crowd gathering option there is but a lover's quarrel..."
At the mention of the words lover's quarrel, Yuu had a bright idea popping into his mind.
"Oh~! Then how about-"
And this was the start of the famous lover's quarrel, staring the prefect of NRC and some dude from Pomefiore.
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The play had started, and just as Vil and his manager had expected, the theme garnered a lot of attention. Adeline only prayed that the scene where Vil and the female lead would end up meeting would be a success. Considering that Vil had made a choice to add an outsider the last minute.
The moment that scene appeared, the first years who were either only there for the free food, or because of some reasons or just genuine support, had their eyes widen at the sight of Yuu with some pomefiore guy as they argued in the background their voices inaudible.
Not to mention the prefect had a dress on, along with longer hair, and makeup that brought out his feminine side.
It wasn't only the first years who were shocked. Everyone who was somewhat close or friends with Yuu was flabbergasted and shocked to see him acting on the stage. Even more shocked as the play continues.
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"Who are you referring to?"
Yuu's face contorted into that of confusion and anger.
"Camilla."
The man spat with a look of indifference. The fake crowd on the stage was now genuinely intrigued by what was happening with him and Yuu, as they crowded over the two who were "arguing".
"Why would I care about her?!"
"Because I care about her!!"
At the sudden explosion of emotion from the man the people couldn't help but flinch at it.
Yuu who was on the receiving end looked like he wanted to scoff at the unbelievable proclamation.
"Morning, noon, and night I care about her!.. And you hurt her."
The man looked angrier by the second, the look of insanity dancing in his eyes. Yuu on the other hand was silent, but his eyes told everyone his true feelings on the matter.
"If you hurt her... You hurt me."
There was silence as there was tension, the people watched in great apprehension as they watched the scene unfold.
The man held a broken and emotionless smile, as he stared at Yuu who held and expressed nothing on his face.
"Camilla is who I want, that is where my loyalties lie, that is who my priority is."
"Not the mother of your children?"
Gasps were heard as a big revelation came. The sky darkens as the weather visibly shifted to a much gloomier setting.
"Don't bring the boys into this."
"Alright, not the woman you married!!"
"I refuse to be blamed any longer for this grotesque misalliance! I wash my hands of it!"
It was then that thunder strike, yet none were paying any attention to the weird weather changes as they watched the two on stage.
*Slap*
It was also the time that Yuu seemed to have enough, as he raised his hands in the air, a resounding slap echoed through the stage. Yuu looked at the man with an unreadable expression, but the tears that fell from his eyes held every ounce of emotion that was left for the man in front of him.
Gasps were heard, and the sudden movement made the crowd move suddenly, as they unconsciously pushed off a woman from the crowd, who happened to be the female lead. Only to be caught by Vil, who happened to have positioned himself there.
Nothing about that act was in the plan. But in the end, the play ran smoothly.
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rewritingcanon · 12 days
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Louis headcanons… 🤲
YASSS OKAYYYYY 😻
looks mostly like his dad with his mums colour palate. also a little more snatched like his mum and not as built as his dad. but you can TELL he’s bill’s son if you were to see them side by side
french fuckboy
grew his hair out and had a ponytail era. when he let it loose people genuinely confused him to be a girl (yes he gets hit on by LOTS of confused men and lesbians 😭)
gryffindor with dominique. only a year older than james sirius potter.
closer to dominique than to victoire but respects victoire more funnily enough. kind of like victoire is a second mum. has no problem roasting the shit out of dominique but will check himself with victoire
has begged victoire to give in and date teddy because he desperately wants a cool brother (was happier than teddy and victoire combined when they did get tgt)
is the vain delacour that molly weasley feared fleur was, except he’s masculine as hell and flexes in every mirror he sees (he still looks like a girl)
VERY pretty and could win miss universe or best waifu
he was the femboy reckoning at hogwarts but against his will. he wants women but he keeps pulling men. like that inosuke guy.
best subject was charms and DADA, courtesy of his dad being very talented and his mum being the same except also add her being a drill sergeant
nepo babied his way into interning at gringotts but got on the goblins nerves sm they fired him anyway (louis still pretended to go in because he was so scared about what his parents + victoire would say)
made a secret tiktok account for posting his thirst traps until dominique and victoire found it and he was so embarrassed he deleted it
favourite cousin is roxanne despite their age gap just because shes always so hilarious and always down to do whatever and just never takes anything seriously (also she was the cutest baby in louis’ opinion). its less a friendship and more like a one sided smittenness on louis’ side— he has a whole folder on his camera roll dedicated to her being generally goofy
people use his face for clout and to catfish people all the time. every time his girl friends need to loyalty test their man they just snap a photo of his face
that being said, he IS the man you need to loyalty test. mf has fifteen girls on the back burner that still think they have a chance with him
that also being said, hes waiting for marriage 🙏 (he wants his first time to be special guyz)
that ALSO being said, absolutely no one thinks he’s going to last that long
likes bantering with his mum a lot and getting on her nerves. she’ll start swearing at him in french when rapidly lecturing him in english doesn’t work and he finds that to be the funniest shit ever
bill weasley is such a Daughter Dad so he’ll baby tf out of victoire and dominique and then get louis to do all the household chores 💀
but louis is also the biggest diva in the family by far so bill and fleur drop more money on him than victoire and dominique combined. and then they complain about how spoilt their son is and the girls are just like “🙄 stop buying him shit then 😒”
meh at quidditch but decides he hates it because he’s not the best at it (it’s an ego thing)
really likes his maternal cousins and only allows aunt gabrielle to plait his hair
godfather is uncle percy 😭 every time its his bday louis forces percy to go shopping so he can drop some big bucks on him (whatever karma percy accumulated in his youth has taken the form of his godson now).
lucy is a year older than him and they keep feuding over her dad. think blue haired liberal versus white blond conventionally attractive man. thats the relationship, and its hilarious especially during joint family dinners.
used to be very scared of the dark and couldnt sleep by himself and so victoire was always forced to let louis sleep with her when they were younger
also always goes to victoire for hair care help and his mum for skincare and fashion help
despite being seemingly easygoing and carefree, he can hold VERY mean grudges and will never apologise for something if he doesn’t think he’s in the wrong.
also will fist fight someone over a yo mama joke (yes he’s sensitive about his mum, don’t insult her to his face)
everyone knows louis for the menace he is except grandma molly who treats him like hes the sun that the earth circles around (yes grandma molly likes bill’s kids the most, what of it?)
louis is surprisingly very sweet to old people. he does his due diligence and visits them the most, brings new presents to arthur and helps molly with chores and lets them fuss over him.
okayyyy i think ive yapped enough
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smallcesar · 6 days
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Basically thiz au wally is stuck reliving the same episode, over and over again. He has no idea how to stop it so is trying to figure out how to stop the looping unaware that home is behind all of it since he found it was a way to "punish" wally for trying to tell them about homes antics. Home is evil in this au-However wally doesnt see that quite yet he thinks home is also trying to help him get out when in reality hes trying to keep him stuck in such a mess. Wally lost track of time, and eventually practically spiraled into a form of madness causing one of his eyes to jus be a glowing spiral that constantly spins in different colorz, red,blue,green and purple. He is the only one aware ( besides home ) he changed his design to remind himself that what he is dealing with is real and try to find dif ways to cure his sanity from dropping more. He keeps a notebook given to him from frank,overalls from howdy, a necklace from Barnaby and the gloves knitted by poppy. Every item him stays the same whilst the others have no memory of such occurrences. Wally changes the episodes up-basically messing up the timeline but it doesnt matter because it just restarts once it hits 12am. Sometimes he lies and says hes sick just to stay inside to talk to home or write stuff down-or paint to try to keep cool.
Basically hes manipulated by home as to why it's going to take him so long to realize home is the cause to it all, and in order to break the loop he needs to kill the source, aka eventually burn his own home. The rest remain visually the same as the og designs only wallys design truly alters however in this au frank, and howdy are more catchy and close to wally!
If u draw my au PLS NO WALLYCEST, he is 22 do not ship him w a minor, I don't really mind making ship art of him w ur ocs jus don't oversexualize him.
U probably have seen his older design I deleted it cuz I was gonna drop the idea In all- but he's back.
Because this is big post I'll say my page will be about wally+ my wally au, and my own "Galaxyfall mall" puppets lore! With those galaxy fall puppets only rules is not to sexualize, simp or draw NSFW of all of them considering Dizzy Starlight is technically my persona or self projection
I won't post alot but I'll try my best to, I'm going to focus on puppets mainly (wally darling) and my own ocs, they aren't related or connected to welcome home! But dizzy is partially inspired by welcome home, just don't compare my ocs to wh it can become repetitive if it happens so ima state this immediately now! Questions are allowed to be asked etc, don't rush me guyz I'm a slow artist
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bluehairlaunch · 4 days
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Top 7 BEST Dragon Ball Transformations
Honorable mention: Yung King Piccolo
Does this count as a transformation?
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Mecha Tao
Yup, the best villain in all of Dragon Ball also did this first. Eat your heart out, Frieza.
Wait, does this not count either??
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Muscle Bottom Trunks
This is where Super Saiyan and its myriad iterations (including "SS2" and whatever you nerds call the version Goku and Gohan have when they emerge from the Room of Spirit and Time) would go, but I decided to choose just my favorite one instead.
I think this transformation has over half a dozen names: Super Saiyan Third Grade, Super Saiyan 1.5, Super Super Saiyan, Ultra Super Saiyan, lmao jesus christ, Power-weighted Super Saiyan, Power stressed Super Saiyan Bitch Super Saiyan, and somehow the list just keeps going on. But what I like most about it is that everyone can do it.
Well not the Super Saiyan part, you have to have a little bit of Saiyan in your brainpan to do that, but the getting big. Doing so makes you stronger, but also so much slower that the difference just doesn't matter (for those of you that just watch youtube videos, and don't read the fucking comic). Frieza is such a useless he/they thembo that he also mistook it for a legitimate transformation against Goku on Namek. Y'know, his 100% (this time for real guyz).
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Golden Fuuureeeza
I railed against lazy recolors in my worst transformations list, but Frieza is the physical embodiment of sloth and affluenza. He was the strongest being in the universe by far barring an ancient alien prophecy for fucking decades. And what does he do with all that power? Well, ride around on a rascal scooter, of course, while sending endless swathes of Appule's to do his dirty work. Instead of lifting a finger for an hour and then being immortal FOREVER.
And that's why it works for me in all the ways Resurrection F didn't. He's supposed to be stupid and ostentatious. Dragon Ball Super writers, you're NOT.
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Janemba
Frankly, this is the biggest glow up in Dragon Ball history. From lazy Buu clone to, well, admittedly a lazy clone of another great character. But he has a sword! And that moveset. And it's an actually good filler movie in which Hitler dies (again).
Just look at him
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Legendary Super Saiyan
Why is greenish Super Saiyan soooooo coooool??? Well, I'll tell you why.
It's because it just is. Super Saiyan? Actually so cool. Green? Such a good color Victorian aristocrats were willing to kill themselves using a shade of it that contained arsenic. It was basically their version of Oceangate, but they all did it! We could only be so lucky nowadays. And the lore implications? Mmm, yeah. Yeah!
You see, in canon Goku did a little prophecy, but Toriyama can't help but be a great writer, so instead of just being the generic Chosen One a la every bad shonen we all know and love, he's not. He's just not. Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, baby Trunks, baby Goku, they all do it too. Turns out, Super Saiyan is something each and every Saiyan can do. And then filler happens, Broly shows up, and everyone sees that this is because he's the real Chosen Boy.
And he's green! And we all loved it so hard we got a quality version a century later.
Nice. That's history for you.
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Great Ape
The OG. Look at this trendsetter. If this isn't the second best, what is? You're wrong.
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Perfect Cell
It's perfect...
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davetraganon · 2 months
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DAVETRAP ANON: REPORTING LIVE!
hi guyz i joined the sideblog @dsaf-confessions blog shit!!!!!!!! Ik yall im so kawaii like that istg /nsrs
ermmm this blog is just a silly blog where i do things. Not sure what im gonna be doing, but im probs gonna be posting all stuff related to that one blog above bc erm,, yessir
btw feel free to ask abt lore or ic questions if there even is some 'ic' shit idk, just make it clear you want quote-on-quote "in-character" things!!
uhhh i go by he/him and thats it. oh yeah i gotta swearng problem.
basic dni, + pro-Israel get the fuck out of my blog rn
okay im gonna put my lore here but like mild tw for like,,, somewhat of gore??? I mean, its davetrap so what do you expect. Also spoilers for dsaf 3, The End (the good ending, to some.)
DaveTrap Anon Lore:
This actual DaveTrap takes after The End route of DSaF.. but he didn't burn. He, instead, ran away from the fire instead of sitting around. Of course, he had tried to take his Jack with him,,, but we can all figure out how that went.
DaveTrap was then kind of left by himself, pure determination getting him through the fire, but for what? He honestly couldn't do shit, the thing was burnt down to a crisp, and that was probably his only reason why he was alive by this point..
..well that was before he stole the skin of an anon, but, c'mon, he was bored! Can you blame him? (You can.) He had really nothing, so why not fuck around while you could, right?
So thats how he's here. He's basically here to wreck havoc on the Confessions blog! Or, well, just.. watch and try and not make the skin suit fall off-- the ear holes oddly help it to hold up, so.
He's just.. not too great on stitching... yeah someone needs to help this man out with that.
Anyways!!! Thats the lore, idk what i was going with but,, we ggot lore now and im kinda happy abt it. It was fun :)
feel free to ask anything!!!! Cya!!!!
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pixlezz · 2 months
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monkey kid disease pt 3
[snipit of a oneshot at the end of rambling]
guyz the monkey kid brainrot iz so bad 😭 i am currently in the middle of writing a bsd story (dogs hunt dogs) however yesterday i was only able to write 100 wordz because i had like. no inspiration for it and then i turned around and am writing an mk oneshot with slight shadowpeach and tell me why i already have like 600 wordz... like thiz iz not writerz block anymore itz just bsd block 😭
do i miss bsd? 100% im still very into it but i happen to only really be into it whenever new chapters release. i feel like im just heavily burned out from having that hyperfix for 3 yearz straight. itz still a spintrest but dot dot dot monkie kid! i have continued to talk peoplez earz off about it and i am not okay in the head. anyway! season 5 july 29th /j
“ ‘m not gawking.” MK retorted with another eyeroll which made him pause as the Monkey King raised his eyebrow. Taking a deep breath, MK composed himself before he went off on his mentor. He wasn’t one to have too much of a temper, even if he got annoyed and had a sharp tongue he was usually able to hold it in regards to his mentor. However… ever since… the incident, he found his tongue and action getting him into more and more trouble. 
It started with a few snappy retorts at monsters and demons he was fighting before it escalated to him being far more rude and careless around Pigsy and Tang. What really was the slap in the face was when he seemingly snapped at Mei for something relatively harmless. Like, a literal slap to the face.
He returned to his mentor with a handmark on his face as he explained how he had been feeling. More caged… like his body was numb and didn’t belong to him. How in the back of his mind he felt that… that thing taunting him. Pushing him and willing that he would lose control. Terrified of that prospect, that’s the only reason he was sitting with his mentor mediating. He didn’t see the effect or how it would realistically help him but… he trusted that maybe it could be the start of something.
“Then stop staring.” The Monkey King started with a swish of his tail as he opened his eyes and stretched his arms before turning towards MK with a neither annoyed or upset look. Instead, it was a watchful look with just a twinge of concern. “I get that you’re bored out of your mind, but if you don’t put in the effort then nothing will amount to what we’re trying to do.” 
MK frowned as he uncrossed his legs and stretched them as his fingers drummed silently against them. “No offense Monkey King, but I really don’t see how this is supposed to help me not…” Be a monster? No, that’s not right. Destroy? No. No, that's not it either. Cause mayhem? Get out. 
“Lose control.” Is what MK settled on after the voice disappeared. It still clung like ink, it still clung like a parasite. 
explodez.
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haet-sal · 10 months
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Describe your favourite mutuals! (+ their bias/biases)
I love to see how you have people you’re close with and to see that they all are great people!
Assigning my moots an au w their bias let's go!!!!
@papercupids husband au w mingyu. Theres ups and downs and affairs but they end up together at the end... also also mafia au!!! Mingyu as tae ju hehehe
@snowflakewhispers either pet cafe au or bad boy au. Both w jacob. Pet cafe = two interns working there n they fall in love/ misunderstood bad boy confides in ophelia <333
@zzoguri STRANGERS TO BESTIES TO LOVERS w sunwoo!!! Something about moni is sooooo cozy and friend-shaped!!!! The kinda heartfelt relationship only moni can write/p0rn w little plot w changmin hahahahha
@sunwoolover my other sunwoo bbygirl!!! it’s vampire or mafia au this time... itll be such a torrid passionate affair, all bitten lips and bleeding mouths...
@littleroaes DORA GETS JUYEON!!! No matter how much she says she can't decide it's juyeon kitty for her hehe. I love boy in cats clothing so for this time, SHE'LL be the cat. She always had the ability to change but was too scared so she just let him take care of her patiently🤭🤭🤭🤭
@sanniedaysmarsnights monsterfucker 3some with sanhwa hahaaha or mafia like in her fics too, but I’m talking DANGER u know!!! Hehe
@winterchimez HyunJAE AU TIMMMEEEEE I think it’s a hallmark movie au kinda and hyunjae is some business man and Ally is something festive, like a candy maker for Christmas and they fall in love~~ more tasteful than a hallmark film tho!
@heemingyu chanhee au... au where chanhee is so mean to everybody but sana. But sana doesn’t even know it, she just goes about her day like oh that thin blond boy who's always nice to me!! And his friends r like nauuuur he’s only like this for Sana... also an ice cream date scene bc Sana is my strawberry bubbie
@hongyangi horror au where their friends r being killed off one by one by an entity and they're trying to figure out who. Only when theres only 3-4 people left, it’s revealed it’s been Jacob, who has been possessed all along
@sungbeam ROMEO N JULIET AU With changmin!!!!! I just see a totally vivid scene... who are duckie's parents u ask...... sangyeon and ally... pkfkskksk it’s not too script-following Romeo n juliet but changmin's like a total bad boy that has never cared about anyone until he meets duckie Ahhahah
@filthykpopmulti fpkdsks idek who her bias is!!! Help... aSSUMING it’s kyungsoo, maybe a 100 days my prince royalty au with king!D.O.!!!!! Lisa can be a graceful Lil princess who thinks he’s so arrogant but they eventually warm up to each other
@daisyvisions sangyeon hyunjae love triangle!!! Like a 20 episode kdrama!!! The 2 guyz start acting all scary n possessive aahahh
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myrammmortal · 12 days
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Chapter 37, this is Richards POV and shit is about to get even weirder.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
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RICHARD’S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.
“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”
“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”
“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers.
“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.
“I am here too and OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.
“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.
“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”
Richard, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room. I don't know how I'm here twice but sure. But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ‘Booty Slut’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag. I love dressing in drag!
“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Richard. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Daddy Till who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.
“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”
Suddenly Daddy Till came.
“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Richard and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.
“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”
“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Satan. 
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iamfabiloz · 1 year
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ASKING ABOUT ALL YOUR GUYZ SO HARD...what's up with jackdawstar what happened 👀
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(pic above is old art from last year of jackdaw and fernpaw backstory, fern n jackdaw as babies, jack n fern older hanging out, jackdaw crying over ferns body, and old man jackdaw telling his nephew pinekit (pinesap) abt his old friend)
YIPPPEE TY DUDE HEHEHE AHEMM *shuffles my garbled notes* SOO jackdawstar is the leader of my fanclan spruceclan he has a bunch of trauma and went thru a bunch at an early age way b4 he was ready😨 in da expressions art, hes grieving over the loss of his close friend fernpaw!! jackdaw and fern grew up together bein around bein besties!! (tho jackdaw might have a lil crush on fern or smth uhm) jackdaws mom, crowstar, is the leader at the time, n bc of nepotism she promotes him to warrior when hes far too little so he becomes jackdawclaw while his bud fern remains fernpaw n is still training as a med cat apprentice.
the deputy dies n so crowstar picks her 13 yr old son as deputy ofc, and jackdaw accepts all the burden bc he wants to make his mami proud :[ and then guesss what.. CROWSTAR DIEZ!! leaving 18 moon old jackdawstar as leader of an entire clan of cats... as u can imagine this is not very good for a growing boys mental health!! after a few moons of shaky leadership n jackdaw tryin not to crumble under it all, a flood hits spruceclans camp!! jackdaw has a meltdown during evacuation n is frozen unable to move in his den n fernpaw races to save his bestie!! jackdaw is able to get hauled to safety by fern, but fernpaw isnt able to swim out and sinks beneath the water, drowning. jackdaw is absolutely DISTRAUGHT over the death of like his only friend :( he blames himself n so does fernpaw's adopted mother/mentor velvetvein (blink blink there some drama there but id be here foreva if i screamed abt it BAH) so jackdaw continues to lead spruceclan trying to do his best for his clanmates and in memory of spruceclan!! he sure is lucky to have his deputy snowshiva :] who is velvetveins wife and they do not have no ambitious or malicious plans eva hmm involving disposing of him or anythin uhh anyways
jackdaws an old man now and fernpaws ghost still hangs around him, fern neva blamed jackdaw for his demise, fern chose to save his dear jackdaw...
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(old art from last year part two: old man jackdaw crying as ferns ghost hangs over him in an attempt to be comfortin even tho jack cant see him)
anyways that uhh a good chunk of sillytalk abt my sillay fella jackdaw!! i hope u enjoyed ty for asking, there is a bunch more lore but it trapped inside my head HELP anways YAYY
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spinningbagel · 6 months
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Okay. Okay guys hear me out please, I know I’ve already created a bunch other Au’s for MB but I’ve been think about this recently and I may explode if I into more detail.
Anwyas. So, basically it’s this cyberpunk setting, idk maybe the years 2130 or something. Sheriff is a bounty hunter, hunting down and occasionally eliminating criminals in order to earn some cash and pay off the loan he used to get a cybernetic arm and to keep himself and his brother (Ryan) somewhat financially stable.
Shooter is his partner in crime, his guy in the chair almost. He basically just helps with upgrading Sheriffs stuff and giving guidance and advice when the need for it arises.
Brutux is a criminal who on occasions, hires Sheriff to play assassin. He pays a good price for it though so Sheriff doesn’t mind a few stealth missions every now and again.
Vegan, BP and Dr. White are cops in this, they do not like Sheriff at all. In fact they are actively trying to arrest him, god knows he’s got enough crimes under his belt to be locked up. So yeah, they aren’t on friendly terms.
The general gist of the plot is that there’s a new enemy making themself known in the underground community (this would be Wart) and is said to be releasing these freaks of nature that are some weird mutant combination between various animals and even humans and cybernetic enhancements/materials. So yeah, Sheriff runs into these creatures first, tells Shooter about ‘em, cops eventually find out about them and unfortunately they kinda have to briefly join sides to eliminate their common enemy.
Idk guyz. Someone put me in a straitjacket to stop me from typing my ideas and Au’s. MB has randomly made its comeback in my life with another Au.
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kudzucataclysm · 1 year
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SO WTF IS SE ABT FOR REAL??
like whats the STORY u may ask. well, im about to give you the run down right here right now (below the cut...cuz its alot..)
tagging @cosmiccoincidence @constellies and @vacantgodling cuz u guyz liked that post so u have to suffer for it
AIGHT HERE WE GO
SE Arc 1 is (as of now) split up into 4 parts, and contains 4 primary plotlines that are each introduced as the story progresses. If anything its typical of a jprg- we start out with dez and frank doing CrimesTM for money only for things to escalate EXASPERATEDLY by the climax/end of the Arc. Arc 1 is effectively the build-up, and I’m gonna give a run down on each part before going into the plotlines
PART 1 - aka the part im struggling most with rn. EXTREMELY episodic in tone, i want the major plot to sort of sneak in as things move along. The best i can sum this part up is “FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY”; Dez believes he needs a job to help his dad pay the bills, and thats how he ends up doing odd jobs for Carmine (along with various other criminals) with Frank along for the ride (against her will). This part is mostly their adventures while also acting as a basic establishment/exploration of the world of sorts, and plenty of foreshadowing is here. Another plotline that is teased is the one involving the Promethean Society. 
PART 2 - aka ‘what the fuck was that’, in which the plotline regarding the Martian Kingdom gets full attention, and more Promethean Society characters are introduced. Dez and Frank have to deal with the aftermath of part 1, each in their own ways; Francis is newly homeless and confronted with the full scope of her Mental Illness~ and what she is by way of Thursday and her ‘long lost’ twin Ozymandias; Desmond begins to question whether or not its really worth it to continue to be used in the way he has, and he begins to…well, lets just say, he begins to let himself be properly angry. As stated before, Thursday and Friday are introduced and its through them that we get more into the Martian side of things!! yaaaay!!!
PART 3 - aka ‘FUCK it turns out our actions have consequences!!!’, in which the plotline goes full Promethean for a bit, alongside a NEC corporate warfare subplot that actually involves the Martians way more than you think. The ghosts Frankie and Dark are introduced, shit goes down, and Dez builds that nuclear bomb i like to make memes abt. Theres honestly way too much spoilery stuff in this part that i cant divulge, but basically everything kinda falls apart and our unlucky protagonist duo is forced to strike out on their own with only each other to count on.
PART 4 - aka ‘THE INTERMISSION’, which really cant be called a 'part' in and of itself tbh but wtv im rolling with it. Basically a run down of the blistering aftermath of part 3, as well as a HUGE 1000+ PAGES LONG RABBIT HOLE OF FLASHBACKS WITHIN FLASHBACKS. Not to say that the other parts dont have flashbacks as well, but these are gonna be mainly concerned with Lupe, Hammond, Maya, Carson, Azelfafage, Thursday and Friday- basically, the entire 20th century is gonna be covered and boy howdy its gonna be a brick in the face in terms of information and lore im gonna throw out.
NOW THAT THATS OUT OF THE WAY, LEMME SUM UP THE MAJOR PLOTLINES
Desmond and Francis: the two cherubs. The BABIES, who’re thrown into all this BULLSHIT just becuz their families cant be normal. SAD!! Francis has to deal with her extended family, which happens to be, oh, the fucking CURRENT RULER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD, Azel who wants to EAT ALL HUMANS, and her shitty loser ass twin brother; she has to deal with Thursday and Friday as well who in turn, want to KILL ALL MARTIANS?? (or at least most of em); Francis doesnt want to deal with this shit at ALL. Meanwhile, Desmond? Aaaahahaha oh my god. Lupe Altena is a pretty close relative of his (an AUNT) and she’s actually had her eye(singular) on him for QUITE a while now, and as it turns out, Dez is actually a pretty important fucking dude!!! And everyone who knows wants to get their hands on him…
Carson (and by extension Maya): aka the Prometheus plotline. Carson is the granddaughter of Carmine, Dez and Francis’s boss - and she’s a major Promethean Society scientist who’s kinda sorta maybe definitely a fuck up. She’s the one with the plan to sort of take the reins of the human race and end the cold war between Earth and Mars by way of SOMEHOW managing to acquire the finger of now-dead Martian King ALDEBARAN (Francis’s grandfather and arguably the most powerful Martian to exist ever) and to use it to…do that apparently. hm!!! Oh and Maya is very much Not For this lol
Friday (and by extension Thursday, Azel, and Kraz): WOOOOOOOO yeah Martians!! Kill em all!!!!! But yeah, we’re gonna see a shit ton of the alien side of things through their eyes cuz its kinda their job to deal with em, both fatally and diplomatically, to see that…it turns out that ALL Martians don’t wanna eat everything on Earth?? HMMMM!!!
Hammond: his plotline doesnt get introduced till much later (end of part 2) but basically hey, through this guy we’re gonna see history. The guy is almost 100 years old and has been involved in every single major event in the timeline of SE, and where a lot of Mysteries arise- what exactly happened to Lupe? Why DO they want to kill all Martians? Whats the real purpose behind the Promethean Society, and why exactly is Desmond Arkady so important?? We will just have to see!
but thaaaats basically it! Arc 2 is still in the brainstorming phase but i have plenty of ideas. theres soooo much shit that actually goes on between all of this but yeyeyeyeye this is SE, just a plain old story abt two unlucky kids gettin into shit thats way beyond them :) hope u enjoyed!!
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danyayeni2 · 11 months
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TW: MENTIONS OF ABUSE.
**sorry if this seems REALLY jumbled up, I just needed to get my ideas out quickly. I might edit later but yknowwwwwwwww
Ok guyz I get it…in r+j (1996), Gloria was ermmm... Well, not really, but I didn’t like the scene where she kissed Tybalt. Also, shoutout to Diane Venora for making Lady Capulet THE lady Capulet.
HOWEVER, I wanted her to have a better, more parental role in Tybalt’s life, because I think in her own flawed way, she loves Tybalt (also I removed the kissing scene, so any judgement I make of Gloria is of personal HCS, and other scenes I saw of Gloria because that was just ermmmm..)
I say flawed because I think it’d be a role of favoritism. Out of ALL her children (nephew, nieces, and biological), she’s like Tybalt the most because of two reasons: Tybalt’s relations, and Tybalt being so painfully similar to her.
One of the main reasons on why she favors Tybalt is due to him being the child of Gloria’s sister, Mariana. (Credit to @fluffycoffeebuns for the idea + Mariana in gen) Mariana and Gloria were THE sisters growing up. Well, in terms of their looks, personalities, and just how they interacted overall. While both used to be chaotic and flirtatious, Mariana had a more stronger personality than Gloria. Mariana would be afraid to speak her mind, whereas Gloria could notice something wrong going on, but would always thinks of whether she should help others, or save herself. And both cause her pain, in some form.
I think Gloria’s always at a crossroad for things, and that she means the greater good for such. However, I also thinks that due to the passing of both Mariana and her husband, and the heavily implied abuse of Fulgenicio, that her love was/is flawed. And I know I said favoritism before, but I also mean neglect. Now don’t get me wrong, I know believe that Gloria DID love her child, HOWEVER, she became distant, and probably avoided Juliet like the plague. Why? It’s simple.
She was the child Gloria never wanted.
When Gloria “raised” Juliet, well, I’ll admit that it was probably half assed, if it was assed at all. We know that Nurse really was the one who raised Juliet, not Gloria. So, what makes it seem that Juliet was the child Gloria never wanted? Well, and this is going off my headcanons, but let’s say Gloria was married off. I think when Gloria was younger, she was exploring herself, including her sexuality. She always thought women were pretty, and probably even had more interest in women than men. But, when her family needed to marry someone who was powerful, she pushed down her urges, her feelings, and all her self-regard for her family. In fact, she probably was suffering internally through all this, but put up a front that she was “happy” or enjoyed it to the point where she faked being happy, and having a child at a young age. She sacrificed her childhood for her family, for Juliet. Sound familiar? I’m talking about Tybalt. That’s right. Tybalt Capulet.
You know how our dear Prince of Cats was probably taught to fight at a young age, sacrificed his childhood to focus on his career, and also lost both his parents at a young age? Well, Gloria felt similar to this, which is why I personally think that she cares more about Tybalt than the rest of her family. That may not be her child, but the two are so similar with their backstories (and also the pressure from Fulgenicio), that Gloria sorta took him under her wing.
I love Gloria, and I love developing her. Also the reason I removed that scene was because I think giving her a backstory and using other elements from the movie could make her stand alone enough to where that wouldn’t have to be her most defining thing, if that makes sense.
ALSO PLEASE GIVE CREDIT TO @fluffycoffeebuns BC WITHOUT HER I WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN COME UP W THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE SO SHOUTOUT TO HER N PLZ CHECK HER OUT !
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