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petty-d4bblr · 1 month

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Good ol' Con Job

#john constantine #constantine #dc black label #dc comics #hellblazer spoilers #hellblazer dead in america #hellblazer

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talentforlying · 4 months

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constantine: you're... i... i know you... wh-why can't i remem— dream/daniel: don't feel bad. i've CHANGED. what are ANY of us, after all, but PALIMPSESTS of antique tales? when last we met i thought you had done me a great SERVICE, but... now i know... YOU LIED TO ME.

RAGHGHRAHGJRHGA BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

#hellblazer spoilers /#hellblazer spoilers #dead in america spoilers /#dead in america spoilers #hellblazer dead in america spoilers /#hellblazer dead in america spoilers #THIS WAS SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING MOMENT I'M STILL GASPING FOR AIR #nightmarecountry #THIS IS WHAT MADE ME THINK OF YOU I'M STILL FUCKING SCREAMING #( dream of the endless. ) MISTER SANDMAN.

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rollforjackass · 4 months

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OKAY SO I FINISHED HELLBLAZER: DEAD IN AMERICA AND I HAVE MANY THEORIES but i also wanted to point out a couple of really fun constantine quote consistencies that made me happy!!

john quoting t.s. eliot's the wasteland! (dead in america #1 + hellblazer #181)

noah and john both quoting star wars! like father like son. (dead in america #1 + hellblazer #111)

#hellblazer spoilers /#hellblazer spoilers #we are SO fucking back let me tell you #absolutely losing my SHIT at the lore drops in this issue i am SHAKING #oxly hollers #hellblazer

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why-i-love-comics · 3 months

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DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days - "Never Been Kissed" (2024)

written by Alex Galer art by Dereck Charm

#constantine #john constantine #hellblazer #gary lester #DC #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

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venus-of-the-hrdsell · 3 months

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John Constantine and Gary "Gaz" Lester in DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days

#tuesday spoilers #dc's how to lose a guy gardner in 10 days #john constantine #gaz lester #hellblazer #gary lester #this is making me shake the bars of my enclosures i didn't expect to read this in a saint Valentine's day special #oh my gooood john #dc comics #vertigo

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robinasnyder · 2 months

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I'm like losing it over this idea, but!

(And I'm sorry to people in the John Constantine tag who just want Constantine. I feel you, and I'm sorry.)

So, in the John Constantine Hellblazer (2019) by Spurrier and Campbell, and in the current John Constantine Hellblazer: Dead in America (2024), there's a pretty huge, big, important plot point where Constantine has died. Like he for real died. His body's dead. His soul is still occupying his dead body. He's still moving around like he's alive, but his body's rotting. (Spoilers for Dead in America from here, btw)

Not to get into the plot too much, but for the 2019 run, there's something Constantine promised his soul to when he dies, and to escape that, he astral projected by having someone stop his heart, with the plan to revive it later. And he does get his soul back in his body, but the body's dead.

As of right now (Dead in America #2) we don't know why exactly this happened.

At the end of 2019, we get this:

Now, mind these panels comes before John realizes he's dead (by like a page or two), but I do straight up love the idea that he's pissed off so many people that no afterlife actually *wants* to take him anymore.

Now, from Dead in America #2, we get this:

Implying that there's something keeping his soul and body going despite the whole being dead thing. I'm assuming that we'll be told eventually, but no idea yet.

All of that to say this: John Constantine is basically possessing his own dead body, atm. So that means he would fall under the Federal Anti-Ecto Control Acts, right???

All I'm saying is that I love the idea of an entire government organization hunting John Constantine. All I'm saying is that I really, really need to see John Constantine being captured and experimented on by the Drs Fenton.

All I'm saying is that Danny would try to get him out, especially if he was trapped in the Fentons' basement. All I'm saying is that this would be such a perfect set up for some interesting darker fic.

The current run is pretty seperated from all other DC stuff. It's basically just Vertigo comics, just Constantine, Sandman, and Swamp Thing. Which means that if we're fully running this idea, then it's not like there's the Justice League or Batman to come fix things. It's just Danny, John Constantine in his own dead body, his son Noah who is mute, doesn't seem to know american sign, and doesn't know he's John’s son, and Nat, John's "bodyguard" with a hair-trigger temper.

So, yes to a Constantine vivisection/disection, yes to Danny having to run from home bc he's just "stolen" a "government resource", and yes to Danny either having to run off without his friends or tell them and drag them on the run too. Also yes to not just having an easy way to solve the government situation (especially bc John and co are also wanted for murder).

I'm just saying that there's never been a better time to write a darker or angsty Constantine and Danny Phantom crossover.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #john constantine #dc #dc comics #vertigo comics #hellblazer #hellblazer: dead in america #dead in america #spoilers

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milfzatannaz · 4 months

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no because this panel of John talking to Daniel about Morpheus is making me SCREAM

#HES NOT WRONG.#ok no big spoilers I prommy #john constantine #dream of the endless #Millie reads comics #hellblazer

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dailydccomics · 3 months

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Harley, Hellblazer and Huntress the Barbarians Harley Quinn #36 art by Steve Beach

#harley quinn #john constantine #helena bertinelli #dc comics #harleen quinzel #tuesday spoilers #hellblazer #huntress #dc #steve beach #comics #this art is so fun

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but-a-humble-goon · 7 months

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I like the used car salesman energy this artist draws John Constantine with.

#birds of prey #john constantine #hellblazer #dinah lance #black canary #leonardo romero #tuesday spoilers

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based-bobcat · 14 days

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i'm feeling salty this week

#Tom Taylor #Hellblazer #John Constantine #Batfam #DC comics #dp x dc #wednesday spoilers #Nightwing #Dick Grayson #Oracle #Barbara Gordon #Not endorsing people burning his fucking picture though #Come on people

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fourcorpsmen · 2 years

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This is it? You put all humanity’s hope in an imaginary house full of creepy wizards?

You make it sound like that’s a bad plan.

#comicedit #dcedit #dc vs vampires #john constantine #damian wayne #hellblazer #robin #tuesday spoilers #damian #constantine #original

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petty-d4bblr · 1 month

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Ha. I enjoy this. Is it a retcon? Nah, John's an unreliable narrator. Maybe he lied to Morpheus years ago. Maybe he's lying now. Maybe he opened the bag for Rachel in the first place. Maybe he never got it open, and he's just being proud.

#hellblazer dead in america #hellblazer #hellblazer spoilers #dc comics #dc black label #comic spoilers #john constantine #constantine #the sandman

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talentforlying · 2 months

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(no textual spoilers) but i'm breaking my day-of-release-comic-sharing moratorium a little because look at this fucking art, y'all!!! we are so back!!!