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~Pierre Self Ship Headcanons~
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For all the simps (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) Slight warning for a lot of suggestive stuff, not too explicit but it's a Le Pew, what do you expect?
First of all, it doesn't matter who you are, he'll find a way to love you somehow if he likes you. He's basically incapable of really "having a type", since everyone's his type
Since he's a lot more morally questionable than even Pepe could be, his ways of flirting can be rather... sleazy, to put it lightly. It's not like he isn't good at being genuinely romantic and suave (trust me, he is!), but he does kinda fall into that
Soooo clingy, always holds you close by him
He loves kissing you so much!! Every part of your body has been kissed by him, and he won't be stopping. And it's a given that he adores giving you a nice big French kiss as well~
Pet names up the wazoo (cherie, pretty one, mon amour)
Everytime you both go to bed, he always ends up cuddling you (He likes being the big spoon and the little spoon)
Love, love, LOVES teasing you. Flirting, complimenting, giving you those "come-hither" eyes... He gets massive kicks from seeing you blush
When it comes to attraction in any way, he goes both ways. Want to be dominant in the relationship? He'll be your prey! Want to be chased? He'll do a good job of making you squirm~
"Aww, ma cherie... You are so adorable when you blush~ Non, non, non, don't look away, just lose yourself in my eyes...~"
"Hmm... Perhaps, tonight we could, how you say, make love till' the bed breaks~? Although, I have broken too many beds that way..."
"Pretty one, do you mind if I sit on your lap..? Don't get too excited, I will notice~"
"You are so assertive, mon cher ami... It makes my heart pound so hard~!"
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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just normal royal advisor things
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i promise i wouldn't blame you
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lordspoooky · 9 months
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
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The real reason he was gone for seven years.
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punkitt-is-here · 11 months
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this duck LOVES pink drink
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world hard and cold... farcille soft and warm
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table for one
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loveapologist · 7 months
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He changed his mind.
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Support me on PATREON!
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RB for big orchestra
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Finalists of the 2023 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
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Dispute by Jacek Stankiewicz from Kraków, Poland: 'I caught this scene while watching birds in the Bialowieza Forest. Young greenfinch was still fed by parents. However, from time to time birds looked like having argument. My friends interpret this scene in two ways: A young naughty kid is arguing with a parent. Or one kid is reporting to the parent that its brother did something wrong: "Look he has broken the glass in the window"'
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'Excuse me sir but I think you're a little too young to be smoking' by Dakota Vaccaro from Victor, United States: 'While I was working deep in the Virginian woods, a family of grey foxes took up residence under the deck of the abandoned cottage next to my work housing. One day while practicing their hunting skills on bits of moss and branches, one of the kits lunged at a small chunk of wood and started rolling around with his prize. Tired after his hunt the kit lounged on his belly still holding the wood in his mouth which gave the strong resemblance of a cigar. I was very envious of the kit at this moment cause who wouldn't want to just lay around all day relaxing'
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The Rainforest Dandy by Delphine Casimir from Brussels, Belgium: 'This picture was taken in the monkey forest in Ubud, Bali. This place is a crazy place where monkeys are king! Sometimes they give a show, sometimes they climb on you to look for fleas or steal the piece of biscuit you are trying to eat'
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Otter Ballerinas by Otter Kwek from Singapore: 'An arabesque smooth coated otter'
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Picture me! Picture me!! by Dikla Gabriely from Yokneam, Israel: 'A brown bear in Finland who definitely did everything to make me pay attention to him and focus on him and not the other bears'
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Boing! by Lara Mathews from Melbourne, Australia: 'Taken at Westerfolds Park, a beautiful and surprisingly wild pocket of land in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, famous for its kangaroo population. The mob was enjoying some morning sunshine when this joey decided to get silly and try his hand at boxing'
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Living the Moment by Kawing Chiu from Staten Island, United States: 'Relax, lay back and enjoy the warm sun... This seal is scratching its face and it is seen lying on the side while his head is supported by his flipper. This image makes the seal like the reclining Buddha statue'
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