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mothgodofchaos · 11 months

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could I ask for more of the just dance hcs? maybe a rematch or some kind of silly competition between them

Absolutely.

Actor:

He's still a jackass, this will not change

He however does not like being shown up by Bing, and rage quits

You have to convince him to play again, as long as Bing isn't with you

That's Bing's game, so he just never plays again

He's a little bitch boy like that

Engi:

He's a lot more confident now!

Love playing the game to wind down after a stressful day

With the regular group, they usually end up laughing and out of breath on the floor

It's the happiest you've seen him in a bit

Bing:

Still the king of Just Dance

That's never going to change, no matter how much you try

And with him being an android, his endurance is like no other

Really that's the only reason why he still has the high scores

Because he can continue dancing after one or two songs

Yancy:

Plays it regularly with Bing and Engi

Has come up with some of his own choreo ideas for some of his favorite songs

Managed to convince Bing and Engi to help him engineer their own version

Of course they're both down

Slowly creeping up on Bing for those high scores

Damien:

Still respectfully watches from a distance

His knee injury unfortunately doesn't let him dance like that anymore

But he's a very cheerful supporter, and now understands the game better

He may be young, but has the spirit of an old man

Illinois:

Knows his dance moves are better fitted on the actual dance floor

Usually standing with Damien, providing commentary

The two of them look like middle aged dads talking over coffee about their kids

It's also amusing because they're roughly the same build too

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nico-di-genova · 11 months

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Adding him to my list of men who have never possessed a singular thought in their lives ever.

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bet-on-me-13 · 2 months

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Danny holds an Intervention for Brucie Wayne.

So! Danny is the head of R&D at WayneTech, and he often works closely with Bruce and Lucius when they want him to make "Proof of Concept" Gadgets and Vehicles. He doesn't question the absurdity of some of the stuff he builds, he was raised by Mad Scientists after all, all of it seems perfectly normal to him!

But he has noticed something concerning about his Boss.

He really needs to get his Partying in control. Every time he comes into work he has eyebags covered by makeup, some bruises from tripping while drunk, and he is always super cagey about what he did last night. Danny asked some of his coworkers about it, and they noticed it too.

They also bring up that he sometimes comes into work with a really foggy mind, which is probably the aftereffects of doing some kind of drugs at whatever party he was at the previous night.

Even his Hangovers seem really bad! Worse than usual, but he powers through them and keeps acting like his normal Himbo self! Danny realizes that Bruce needs to calm down. He has Kids to take care of, and Alfred needs less work on his plate

So he contacts a bunch if Bruce's Friends, his Family, and even a few coworkers who brought up their concerns to him, and he stages an Intervention.

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Bruce didn't know what to expect when he walked into the conference room at Wayne Enterprises. He had been called in by Danny, his head of R&D, for a Meeting earlier that day, but Danny had failed to explain the purpose of the Meeting.

He had barely made it on time. He had spent the entire night chasing down Scarecrow, and a slip up had caused him to get hit by some Fear Toxin, which took forever to work its way out of his system. It didn't help that the Antidote gave him a splitting headache.

Bruce opened the door to the Conference Room, and was met with a mishmash of faces. Clark was sitting close to the head of the Table, with Lois at his right, and Diana to hers. In the crowed he could also see Dick and Steph holding in barely contained laughter, with Tim looking a little lost to the side. Damian looked as if he would rather be anywhere else, Duke was looking as list as Tim, and Cass was just smirking at him with a look of amusement.

He could also see the faces of various employees of Wayne Enterprises, among them being Lucius and Tam.

What was going on?

The door closed behind him, and he turned to see Danny standing behind him.

"Bruce, this is an Intervention."

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny works at Wayne Enterprises #Danny is the Head of R&D at Wayne Enterprises #He makes a lot of the Gadgets that the Batfam use but doesn't realize it #To him it's nowhere near out of the ordinary #Danny thinks that Bruce is a Himbo because of the Brucie Persona #And he had concerns #Danny thinks Bruce is partying too hard because he keeps coming into work with eye bags #And he looks hungover sometimes (the fear toxin antidote)#And he seems foggy headed sometimes (he's coming down from a minor dose joker toxin)#And he had bruises sometimes (fighting bane)#And he always acts like he is pretending to be happy and cheerful (that's just him tho)#Danny sets up an intervention with all of his friends and family #The Kids see this as Hilarious #Clark Lois and Diana see this as an opportunity to get Bruce to listen to them about rest #And Bruce is just lost at the moment #Danny fully believes the Brucie Persona

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horrorhimbooos · 19 days

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Heyyy sorry if I’m not that active lol

#horror himbos #pyramid head #horror #muscle

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braisedhoney · 9 months

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the tsp jim button except it wipes gabriel’s memories instead

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #good omens gabriel #good omens jim #love how like half of us took one look at this himbo and immediately became that one dog meme #the way my head SWIVELLED when i heard the name jim holy shit #the archangel fucking gabriel #i LOVE that that’s a tag #genuinely don’t think this counts as a spoiler since it was in the trailers but #let me know if it is lol #good omens 2 spoilers

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itsafreetrialofdeath · 3 months

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-1 to all Wisdom checks

-1 to all Intelligence checks

#my art #big himbo energy #all his points are in charisma and strength #he may not be able to speak with animals but that doesn’t stop him from trying #one of the FEW and FAR BETWEEN moments Astarion approves of my good aligned character #also I know he’s canonically like 5’11 from the gith mirror scene #but he’s short in my head #again just a little guy #tav balian #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 spoilers #kinda #baldur’s gate 3

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mugwot · 4 months

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making the funky little guys funkier

the them

#i keep to my personal brand of everything can be made better by way of furrification #a bull a red panda a black kitty a crane and an ambiguously besnooted beast #three separate people called odile a Duck i dont know why is it something with the beak?#loop is a lion ;3 #may or may not have candy #loop was supposed to be a quick funny sketch and then the background happened boo #had to take away bonbon's hat for the sake of composition #it adds like half a head of hight to them #ngl when i first saw isabeau i thought he was a cool butch lady and instead got a surprise nice buff man #the fact that he is not a himbo was shocking #also this game made me want to try a fish head what the hell #does the skull crunch?#in stars and time #furry art #furry #isat #siffrin isat #isabeau isat #mirabelle isat #odile isat #bonnie isat #loop isat #the whole gang is here #my art

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shizuu-chann · 7 months

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If I see one more "Halsin is a himbo" post, I'm going to take that word and add it to the shelf of words and phrases tumblr can have back when they learn the real meaning again.

Halsin is TOO SMART and too WISE to be a himbo! Stupidity is a basic tennet, a REQUIREMENT, of being a himbo! He's large and kind, but stupid he is not, so sorry--not a himbo.

You know who IS a himbo? Minsc. There's a himbo right fucking there! A little stupid, a little naive, but has a good heart and loves his miniature giant space hamster and, equally important, is LARGE.

#bg3 #Halsin #bg3 minsc #Minsc #Seriously like did you all just collectively forget what a himbo was?#Kronk is the pinnacle and thus should be used as the benchmark #Halsin doesn't and never will count unless he's gets clocked in the head and receives irreparable brain damage

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caslutz · 2 months

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Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7

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lamardeuse · 1 month

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no but honestly I'm not usually here for jealous behaviour, but I want Eddie to be foaming at the mouth at the thought of Buck losing his guy virginity to someone else, I want him possessive and bitter and ready to cut a bitch because he did not work to babytrap that man for literal years just for him to go sit on someone else's dick

#buddie #i love mess #them fucking nasty would be hilarious actually #5 plus years of pent up frustration that neither of these himbos truly understood until they suddenly get hit over the head with it

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clairedaring · 3 months

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In other words, mentally I'm a lesbian, but my body is male.

JOSHI TEKI SEIKATSU (2018) | 1.01

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mothgodofchaos · 5 months

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Awoo.

#engineer #iswm engineer mark #iswm engineer #markiplier egos #markiplier engineer #in space with markiplier #iswm #engineer marcus #captineer #head himbo #chaosort

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pricknim · 2 months

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My take on a human Rarity in a college au type of setting

-> is studying medicine because her parents want her to become a doctor

-> is interested in the biology part of her major at least (to her own surprise she's really into geology)

-> chose her current uni just to get away from home ; she's only keeping in contact regularly with her sister; only calls parents once a week

-> is really into fashion, would like to pursue it, despite her parent's wishes (she just needs a push)

-> bi

-> died her hair after moving out; got her piercings in high school, but hid them from her parents

-> is rooming with Rainbow Dash in the dorms ; asks her a lot to model for her ; they get along surprisingly well (after a few months)

-> met Fluttershy first, she patched up her bag that got ripped prior somehow

-> got introduced to Applejack through Fluttershy, she often patches up clothes and makes stuff to her and her family, so AJ is more than happy to supply her with materials when needed

-> met Twilight and Sci-Twi in their shared classes (could tell them apart right away) ; they introduced her to Sunset Shimmers

-> met Pinkie through Rainbow; through Pinkie she became good friends with Maud and Starlight

#rarity #human! rarity #mlp #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlpfim #mlp fim #mlp rarity #mlp fanart #fanart #art #my art #idk what i did with the 3rd one but it made me fall head over heels so thats gonna be her face xd #i wanted her hair to be purple at first then fucked around with the colors and ended up with this #someone help me pair her and the other two himbos up somehow cause they are all too hot to NOT date each other #mlp au #mlp gen 4 #mlp g4 #mlp g4 fanart

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rustytrident · 1 year

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beelzebub who has obscure knowledge because he cares so much about his brothers' interests, they become his, too – or, a slight beelzebub character study at 3am because i need it and so do you.

beelzebub who can name every constellation in the night sky of all three realms, who knows both astrology and astronomy, who has read all of belphie's essays and research papers, who was there when they were written.

beelzebub who knows how to play (and cheat, and win) about every casino game, who knows how to do fast math even if he doesn't really care for it, who checks the fucking stock market every morning to see if mammon's mood will be affected by it or not.

beelzebub who knows the difference between the scent of white and red roses, who knows how to properly do your (and his) makeup, who has memorised which products are good for his complexion and how many times a day he needs to apply sunscreen, because asmo swears that the fridge light hits him as much as the sun would have in the human world.

beelzebub who can quote jane austen and poe and shakespeare and euripides from memory, who makes references from books that were destroyed with the library of alexandria, who knows about every breed of cat there is, who listens to satan explain whose fur is the thickest and whose the softest.

beelzebub who will rewatch tsl for hours, who will carry boxes upon boxes of games upstairs, who will (poorly) draw ruri from memory, who will know how to play most games levi hyperfixates on and the plot from most anime he has rambled about.

beelzebub who knows even the most bizzare of genres of music, who can taste the difference between a thousand year and a thousand and one year aged demonus, who immediately recognises the jazz song lucifer is playing when he wants to spend quality time with him but doesn't want to disturb him.

beelzebub who, if you ask him about his interests, will reply that he doesn't really have any, who will search within him for an ounce of self, who will give up after a while because he is six beings in one, and he doesn't know if there's room for one more.

beelzebub who decides that it's okay to be a mosaic of his favourite beings, who finds out that he has been carrying seven in him all along, who gazes in your – a human's – eyes and understands why she fought and why she fell and why she tried so much.

beelzebub who, in his spare time, will go in the human world to visit museums and archaeological sites and long abandoned villages, who will reminisce about when everything he just saw was once new and shining, who will retrace the steps he took aeons ago, alone this time.

beelzebub who often feels lost, who grieves and eats and grieves some more, who carries the memory of his sister because he once read that one truly stops existing when they are forgotten, yet smiles when he sees red roses and shiny coins and old books and video games and cursed records and the starry sky, who sighs into your neck right before he falls asleep and promises to never forget the way your skin feels under his.

beelzebub who, without you asking him, tells you he likes flowers and animals, who likes everything the sun touches, whose eyes glimmer when you ask him to tell you about yarrows and their meaning and their colours, who will explain in a heartbeat, just for you.

beelzebub whose self is a wounded one, a fighting one, whose self is a memory box he just keeps adding into, a scrapbook of eternity's erosion, who finds happiness in the little things, in the simple things, who binds his family together.

beelzebub who loved and loves and will love until there's nothing of him left, until he is the last one remembering, until the night sky is no longer a painting, but just an accumulation dead stars.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #beelzebub x reader #i feel like he has so much depth #and if he doesn't he does in my head #some people only view him as the nom nom himbo but good lord #i beg to differ #finally being able to let out the 2 year beel brainrot to real humans and not the voices in my head is fantastic #i hope this wasn't too messy #sing me a song // the song of our glory

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horrorhimbooos · 8 months

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Hiii tumblr I’m back

#horror himbos #pyramid head

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kcsplace · 7 months

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Ted Lasso + Text Posts (11/????)

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #rebecca welton #keeley jones #sam obisanya #richmond afc #richmond himbos #rupert mannion #jason sudeikis #phil dunster #brett goldstein #hannah waddingham #juno temple #anthony head #toheeb jimoh #ted lasso text posts

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