how do people find timothée chalamet hot. i saw a gif of him trying to be hot and stuff and staring at the camera seductively from a high angle but all i could see was a tiny baby
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You ever just sit down and think: Wow, Li Ling became a full blown Esper at the age of 8?
And had access to fire and weapons...
At the age of 8?
And was probably among the first (maybe the 8th Esper) to transform at the beginning of this whole thing, thus witnessing humanity's most traumatic event (and going through the transformation alone)
At the age of 8.
Do y'all understand how terrifying he must've been?? And yes, I mean terrifying not him "terrified". He was EIGHT. Too young to fully process what's going on but young enough to be sucked into the fantasy-come-reality of gaining super powers??
Guys, guys, no you have to understand how much of a calamity that combination is. Too young to truly comprehend death, still at the selfish ego age where he cannot sympathise with others due to being mentally incapable of perceiving outside of his own bubble, no patience and mostly only capable of comprehending short term satisfaction, very VERY simplistic ego-centric black/white world view, not to mention no impuls control, not fully coordinated, and still oh so new to many things, so prone to "over dramatising" small events because they feel big to the new and young human... I could go on. And all of that was given superhuman abilities.
How many lives have been hurt or lost because of this child, incapable of recognising his newfound strength as a danger to others (because it's super cool to him and that's all that matters).
Like, if you watch/read HunterxHunter, think Gon. Easily pleased by anything he deems interesting, regardless of how morally ethical it is, unflinching to the deaths he's caused because death is just an abstract concept he doesn't yet understand, and very selfish of things he considers his (friends, family, etc)
And he was spoiled on top of it by being the baby of the family.
Every time he tantrums, which he would, would probably cause thousands if not millions of dollars (in their equivalent) in damage. School fights would turn into prolonged hospitalisations and, at worse, many funerals. And Li Ling just wouldn't get it, being so young. People were either weak or strong, death or disablement aren't factored in.
Of course the Union had to rapidly set up an Esper Academy, they were bearing witness to a miniature calamity cleave mountains and other damages and destruction with no way of disciplining him.
Are y'all getting what I'm saying? I'm probably all over the place but I'm trying to highlight the downright horrifying nature of the implications. I know it was supposed to be a "omigosh, wow he's so cool!" Moment, but I work with 5-10 year olds for a living, usually those with behavioural issues due to severe traumas. Give these kids a pen and they will attack you and/or themselves out of a desperation to escape/fight back against what they don't understand. I don't care that this is fiction and, in fiction, we like to give young kids worlds of responsibility and an adult's logic to go with it, but nah, not in my house.
Especially since, if I weren't tired, I would point out accommodations and services he's receiving that would imply that he is diagnosed with trauma and emotional disturbance.
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Canon is but a distant dream to me and I support Gregbot/Gregvessel/Patient 46/Human Greg/Michael's Son Greg.I support any version of my fav FNaF charecter that does not turn him into a weak bitch who spends all his time begging for Freddy to help him.
Except the 'oH gRegOrY waS sO wRonG To dRoP cASsie dOwN' clowns
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The Algorithm Strikes Again
Me: *Sees funny Avatar post in “More Like This”*
*Clicks*
*About to reblog*
*Sees username and tags*
*Sees they’re a Neteyam sexualiser*
*Stop*
*Close tab*
*Purge history and cookies*
*Close browser window*
*Uninstall browser*
*Shut down PC*
*Yank mouse USB from PC*
*Take out box of matches*
*Burn box of matches*
*Burn mouse*
*Shove hand in flames to be safe*
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the time paradox broke my mind not because of the time travel but because of eoin colfer just casually dropping the bombshell that artemis was writing romance novels from as early as age ten under the pseudonym Violet Tsirblou (aka violets are blue gods he’s such a nerd)
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How do reincarnated Gwash and Martha react to meeting John (again)? I can imagine they're like: it's a BABY who needs BETTER PARENTING. And then they just immediately adopt him.
honestly that's pretty much how it goes!
I think they're probably pretty,,,, shocked? when they first see him again. because the last memories they have of him are of him in his literal forties. WHOLE adult man
and then there's this 21 year old boy. fresh faced and young and all alone. he's theirs. immediately. just like he used to be :)
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☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up
@sioraiocht
Clint hated dressing up, even for the job. He was a spy; it came with the territory, but that didn't mean it was a fun part of the assignment. He'd have preferred a good old-fashioned fist fight to wearing a fancy suit, and he kept tugging at the tie like it was choking him. He'd been keeping up a near steady stream of complaints as they made their way through more security checkpoints than one would think necessary. It was a very exclusive party on a private floor, high above the rest of the city.
"These pants are itchy, and if this does turn into a fight before the end of the night, I'm going to split something. You should have taken Stark. He's better at schmoozing." He was also very, very noticeable, whereas Clint could blend in almost anywhere if he wanted to. He took a breath, just gathering steam for more when her finger pressed against his lips. It was an impulse to lick it, one long sweep of his tongue from the base of her finger to the tip-- not one of his better ones, he realized, but arguably not one of his worst either. "Fine," he relented, shoulders sagging as he tipped his head back against the elevator wall. "Let's do this."
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Eggs over rice nom nom nom
feeling good y'all. Souji is debating violence (read: random blow job asks)
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