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musicboxghost · 16 days
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I know they're British.
But reading the classic Sherlock Holmes stories, it is still hilarious how often the subjects get themselves into a ✨Situation ✨ because they felt compelled to take a tea break.
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barksbog · 1 year
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leon hearing the village church bell
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julisworking · 2 months
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Paul Mescal on his favorite Oscar 2024 nominees
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lilacwriter07 · 16 days
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Lucifer: If you behave I will give you a creampie ~
Adam: Really ?!
Angel holding his glass so tight it burst
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jelloia · 10 days
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XIAO LOVERS WE ARE ALWAYS WINNING
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dreaming about traveler... then wondering whether he deserves this happiness... comparing the traveler to his favorite desert... then asking traveler on a date!!! "just speak my name" auGHHH OUGHHH
(my xiaolumi heart is so full)
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wanders-in-stars · 2 months
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Xelzaz just out here roasting the majority of Nexus users huh
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wildspringday · 8 months
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via tesssmithroberts
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lowkeyed1 · 10 months
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incorrect-nevermore · 2 years
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Prospero: Why are you gay?
Annabel, choking down her tea: ...Who said I was gay?
Prospero: ...You are gay.
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massxhysteria · 2 years
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lol at Payu calling BS on that bogus coffee receipt.
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trainofcommand · 1 year
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…..chuck mpreg????
Well, OK, I started writing this years ago as a kind of coda to a conversation I had with a friend about Chuck being obsessed with Ninja stealth (which of course, naturally, leads to mpreg, right?). I don't know if I'll ever finish it, but it makes me laugh to think about. Absurd crack fic.
A snippet:
When Dr. Beckett said, "I'm not sure how to explain this lad, but you're pregnant," Chuck's first thought was that it could be worse.
Really, it could. It could be Dr. McKay who was pregnant, and they'd have to listen to it for the next nine months. No one wanted that. No one. Even while Dr. Beckett was checking Chuck over, Chuck could tell he was thinking, "Thank god he isn't Rodney."
"You should have been more careful. What did I tell you about off-world sex? And your first time off-world too." Beckett was frowning now – that concerned, paternal frown he sometimes got – and Chuck remembered well the 'Off-World and You: Be Careful When it Comes to Taking Off Your Pants' talk Dr. Beckett had developed after a few...incidents.
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misteria247 · 2 years
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Donnie knows where it's at.
Oversized comfy hoodies that literally swallow you up are the best things in the world and Donnie's proving it with his large oversized purple hoodie.
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thelittlestspider · 6 months
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i've seen fics where luffy is written as being really naive/oblivious to stuff like sex, romance, sarcasm, etc. and i'm like...this guy's favorite hangout as a kid was a bar where pirates hung out. you're telling me nobody ever explained anything to him? luffy's a perceptive guy who just acts silly. there's a difference.
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nanoa1foryou · 2 years
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Sure, wireless microphones are great and make it easier to move around on stage. However, have you considered: Swinging the microphone looks cooler.
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alishasnoidea · 1 year
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plagg knows what's up
you know what? i would also like to live the rest of eternity as a tiny flying cat who has the full capacity to destroy the world but is too lazy cause he eats cheese all day
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dragonbleps · 1 year
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Mom got me Nutella from the store.
Mom: "So, what do you put Nutella on, exactly..?"
Dad: "A spoon."
Me:
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