'“Perhaps a story?” Gandalf suggested, far too innocently. “I believe I have just the tale for such a night as this!”

“I bet you do,” Bilbo muttered from above.

“One about a wolf and a hobbit,” Gandalf continued, either not hearing Bilbo’s annoyance, or just ignoring him entirely. “A member of our very own company, in fact.”'

-@conkers-theficwriter, Chapter 1 of Poet

AO3 is down, which gave me the motivation to actually do something productive! And I've been wanting to draw this scene since I read it. Anyway when AO3 is back up, read Conkers' series!! (Part one is Soldier!)

Monday mood 🫠👍

Available this Saturday (4/27) for a limited time 💙

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

her: are you fucking stupid

ME:

they are my favorite siblings

I have a theory!

Please reblog for larger sample size!

*to be deleted later*

Over on my Instagram I was asking my followers which of the following animals they'd like to see me make art merch of for my next shop update - so it's only fair to ask tumblr followers too!

Bonus crying weevil because he only got 1% on Instagram:

“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

you and your bestie [incomprehensible]

Disco Kitty! This chic apartment cat found a fabulous new toy~ prints in my shop

three painted pots i will be selling at fijuk marknad in gothenburg saturday 26 april!

[ID: screencap from willow 2022 of graydon in nockmaar, tied down and having visions during his possession. superimposed text reads: i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse /end ID]

Pearl but goth