#he is so full of spite
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hi hi !! loveee your blog so far, it’s v nice to see more hetalia writers popping up again. if you’re interested in tackling this request, i’d like to see your take on how a yandere romano would deal with feelings of jealousy in regards to his darling getting a little too close than what his insecure brain’s comfortable with to his brother veneziano? 🫶💕
tysm! these are still yandere hcs, but i actually ended up also doing a small character study. i’ve been wanting to do those more recently so if you’re interested send in a request! bonus points if it’s not a super popular character. + this came out a lot longer than intended, so enjoy.
This is something Lovino would not be able to handle.
He has spent centuries trying to navigate the minefield that is the relationship with his brother--with varying degrees of success. One thing that has remained constant, however, is the fact that people overwhelmingly prefer his younger brother.
Romano has seemingly tried everything. Careful imitation, acting the complete opposite, sabotaging from the shadows, acting as right-hand man, you name it. Nothing has seemed to stick.
Even now, he’s invisible. Reduced to the lesser half a whole. Forever shackled to his brother, effectively prevented from exercising his own agency.
It’s never fun to be stuck in someone's shadow, but for the person whose shadow you're stuck in to be so unflinchingly blasé about it? For one to be as stuck as long as Lovino has? Being forcefully denied your own personhood like that often breeds contempt. Hatred like that can simmer under the surface for decades, even centuries before bubbling over and being noticed by others. Holding hatred like that for so long as he has? It’s almost enough to drive someone mad.
But when he gets you and has something of his own for once he relaxes a bit. There’s no need to be on edge, to constantly put on airs, because he has someone in his corner. Someone who has taken the time to know him on a deep, personal level. Someone, who despite his faults, is willing to love him, and in turn trusts him enough to love them back. That alone is enough to satiate him, to quiet his restless mind, and dull the sharp blade of self-hatred that’s been lingering within him for so long.
So when he discovers you calmly conversing with the man who has unknowingly tormented him for so long, he almost does not know what to do with himself.
It’s almost as if he’s on autopilot, mindlessly drifting over to where the two of you stand, immediately trying to assess the situation.
In your eyes, the conversation with Veneziano was just much overdue. It was impolite to not introduce yourself to someone so close to your partner. Lovino would never say so, but sometimes the refusal to introduce you to his loved ones felt intentional. Whenever you would press the issue, he would hastily arrange a meeting to calm you down. It worked a few times; you got to meet a few of his friends, and even his pseudo-guardian/older brother/ mentor (you never were quite sure of the nature of their relationship), but you never got the chance to meet Veneziano. Occasions where you two were set to meet would mysteriously get canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. You also noticed that he would always get strangely cagey at the mention of his younger brother.
At first, he would try to covertly sow discord between the two of you, in hopes that you would have a falling-out. In his mind, if he could manufacture situations to make you see his brother’s shortcomings, you wouldn’t want to be around him.
When he discovers, to his horror, that you have grown closer to his brother despite the careful machinations, he would spiral.
To you and Veneziano, your friendship is as right as rain, completely unforced, and a natural progression. After knowing each other peripherally for so long, making friends with you just makes sense.
But to Romano, this is yet another event point, in a seemingly infinite pattern of behavior. Time and time again, Romano finds something of his own, takes a liking to it, starts to cherish it, but only until Veneziano comes along and tries to take it. He always manages, because he is always successful in everything that he does. Afterwards, Romano is then left with nothing but more hatred to swallow and another large bruise on his ego. He can’t let it happen again, not this time, not after cultivating a relationship so pure, not like this, not-
He devises to stop it. Whatever it is between the two of you. Immediately.
Lovino, who has always been romantic, will up the ante. You suddenly find yourself whisked away on trips abroad more often than you are sat at home. How could you find the time to catch up with his brother when you have a date that night, another trip to pack for? To you, it seems as though you have entered a second honeymoon phase in your relationship. Unbeknownst to you, he’s tirelessly working to separate you. He shall get Veneziano away before he tries to take what is rightfully his for the umpteenth time.
Before your increased contact with Veneziano, your relationship was, by all accounts, normal.
You met Lovino by happenstance, and your romance blossomed at a pace that felt comfortable and right. He was nothing but loving and attentive, if a bit temperamental at times. But after you meet his brother, you notice a palpable shift in his attitude. He snaps at people more and always seems to be in deep thought. But he’s kinder in some ways as well. He’s now always concerned about your safety and likes to know where you’re going beforehand, not after the fact like you used to do. He figured out that you love the gifts he gets you, so you now receive way more of them. He’s more appreciative of everything you do as well. So much so that one day, after a particularly elaborate meal, he suggests you quit your job to take care of the home. To his delight, you eventually agree, but any joy is quickly stamped out when he hears you happily explaining your new living arrangement to his brother.
He can’t stand it really, as his mind sails through countless scenarios, unearthing trauma he thought had been resolved (or safely buried) since the early Renaissance. He doesn't know why his mind takes him in this direction, but then again he doesn't know a lot of things. He doesn't know why efforts to separate the two of you don't work, or why nothing he does ever seems to work. Why is it that he is never enough? Why, after so many attempts and failures, did Grandfather never really seem to grow fond of him?
After yet another night of being forced to confront these long-dormant worries, he decides enough is enough. If you cannot take the hints he has so kindly given you, then he will separate the two of you by force.
Long gone are your days of exploring the city alone. No more impromptu cafe trips, walks around the park, or unsupervised trips to the post office. You are expected to stay at home, and at home you stay.
“Amore mio, it’s too dangerous out there,” he says. “There’s nothing nearby worth seeing, and you know how I feel about you driving.”
And you believe him because why wouldn’t you? He cares for you more than anyone! More than your coworkers, your friends who stopped visiting, or even your family who mysteriously don’t care enough to call anymore…
And just like that, you have been delegated to remain in the domicile. Showering him and only him with your seemingly infinite divine grace for as long as time permits it.
It’s so simple that he regrets not doing it sooner.
As for his ingrate brother, he will do anything to ensure he does not go sniffing anywhere he need not be.
It takes nothing to ruin Veneziano’s reputation. To oust him as an incompetent womanizer. Someone whose words of concern should never be taken seriously.
To Lovino, it is well worth it. He’ll put an end to the madness, he must. Even if it means making you unhappy, or betraying his own blood, or dirtying his hands with sin, or being at the receiving end of your icy gaze for the rest of eternity.
But you aren’t unhappy, are you now? You’re over the moon, and why wouldn’t you be? You are given everything you need and more. Besides, Lovino doesn't like it when you frown.
“Look happy now. You have no reason not to,” he always says.
#hetalia x reader#yandere hetalia#hetalia headcanons#hws romano#hws italy#if you caught any of the references to dante's inferno i love you#but if you caught any of the references to purgatorio...ik what you are...#i’ll be so honest with you#romano is soooooo interesting to me#like he has lived a life marred by such deep trauma#which is to be expected bc of what he is (an eldritch abomination)#but on top of that he grew up fundementally unloved#or at least not as coddled or well-regarded as his peers#and that's done such a number on his psyche you can even see it in canon#he is so full of spite#you can't tell me that he doesn't actively root against feli#i want to watch him snap and really beat his brothers ass i'll be so honest with u#also yeah one might argue referencing an italian poet in a post abt the italy brothers is corny but idc SUE ME#if you like posts like this pls let me know!#requests are open don’t be afraid to send smth in
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'colin needs to grovel' 'colin should suffer' 'pen can't let him off easy'
please, his mother in law is about to be PORTIA, doesn't the man have enough curses in his life?
#colin bridgerton#polin#portia featherington#colin at the beginning realizing he's marrying into the Featheringtons: oh god i have truly met some insufferable people in my life#colin hours later full of spite and w/ approx. 0 patience for Portia's shit deciding he's gonna become The Problem: but also they've met me#Colin decides he's going to be the permanent thorn in her side and it's wonderful#don't get me wrong#but damn. . .pour one out for our boy#you KNOW he loves Pen because who the fuck else would deal with Portia of all people as a mother in law????#'woe portia as your MIL upon thee' is like. . .THE ultimate curse#but Colin went 'it's rotten work but not if it's for Pen'#we should all be so lucky
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batman canonically has a belt pouch with lollipops so i think stealing from the lollipop pouch is a time honored robin tradition
#it starts with dick who knows abt it because batman implements it when they run into kids on patrol#and dick tells jason abt it#jason doesn’t believe him until he decides to look for himself#and after that he takes them constantly#tim gets one from batman when he’s still a kid following them around with a camera and batman sends him home#hes takes full advatange when he’s robin#but he’s not the one to tell damian. dick is#jason keeps doing it after coming back as red hood. he pretends it’s out of spite but really he just likes the lollipops and annoying batman#bruce is not annoyed. he tears up when jason does it actually. but he pretends he is annoyed so jason keeps doing it#the rituals. they are intricate#vees train of thought#batstuff
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"We will see the dawn, no matter what."
As the citizens of Mondstadt look towards a new day, their eyes still linger on their leader's dust flowing into the wind. Now it was just them. Them and the winged twin of their leader. A parody of the sharp bard, for this one stumbles as they walk. This one can hardly hold a pen. This one's voice is completely unlike their beloved leader.
It is the voice of a godkiller, and while the years may dull their suspicion, that will be then and this is now. For now, all the citizen know is that their leader is dead, no matter what side they were fighting on yesterday.
#oh i am thinking about him setting the fire a normal amount#his friend made this wine and with it he will be a morning star-#rebelling against his god#nameless bard#Ventus (Nameless Bard)#genshin impact#nameless bard genshin#steel's art#my art#he is so full of rage and spite I adore him
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here's time's actual design oops (plus a height chart)
#he's insufferable actually. he is so SO dinky#my thought process was: make him short. make him so full of spite for that and being replaced#his design is kinda simple but there's a reason for that#anyways he sounds like either commander pe/epers or the gamer video i posted. i cant decide lol#he shoots clock-hand projectiles which are either basic energy attacks or ones that slow down or speed up machines/robots they shoot throug#there'd be like a game tournament episode and aki is desperate to prove that the known criminal is cheating#but no he's just an insufferable little mf who has too much time (lol) for his hobbies and is insane at smash bros or something#fc!time man#my art#mmfc#mega man#mega man fully charged#megaman#mmfc au#the little clockhands on his face act as his eyebrows + top eyelid. his default expression is angry
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i just had a thought. what if din goes to the waters beneath mandalore, and instead of doing the thing that we're all going mad about, taking off his armour, he just no hesitation dips into it in full armour lmao
#.txt#the mandalorian#din djarin#i mean in chapter 11 the heiress he also dove into the water in full armour to rescue grogu#so the writers might just do it again just to spite us 🤡
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Rin itoshi is my favourite character in blue lock but he is truly one of the most pathetic guys ever....
The poor meow meow of all times... Just a 6'1 tall pathetic guy... He is so depressing and emo... Just sucks happiness out of the room he enters... Seriously, this guy is insane.. i want to know more of him... I want to look inside his mind and see what the fuck is wrong with him... Surely he can't be that trumatized...
Every character in blue lock: rin is so cool... Unstoppable... Undefeatable...
Meanwhile Rin: 24/7 emo mode... Sae what have you done with your brother... He is so fucked up
#blue lock#bllk#rin itoshi#egoist bible#i go to the rin itoshi tag and see ein x reader prompts#no shade to you... those are great but like ma'am he is too trumatized to act like that#he is pretty but has no game or drip#he can play soccer well but that's just about it#he's insane... he emo... hes lonely and he will probably be that way out of spite#rin itoshi is petty and spiteful and so full of rage and anger#its amazing#i love him so much
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michael is my absolute favorite character in the entire show. if he has a million fans im one of them. if he has ten fans im one of them. if he has one fan it’s me. if he has no fans, i’ve been shot dead and had my soul put in a meat grinder. if the world is against mike, i am against the world.
#yes he is my special little tiepsny but he’s also one of the most interesting characters to analyze and his story predicts so many things#also he’s one of the most complex characters that never actually toes the line between good and evil#he’s so clearly good but the way he’s been framed as unlikable so the reveal in s5 of his pov hits harder is gonna be insane#he is not kind but by god is he loyal and full of love#he’s such a spiteful bitch but it really does come from a place of love#like he really does love lucas and that’s part of why he was so pissy about him trying to be popular but you see him try to be a little#understanding when he and dustin confront him about the game#obviously he was a huge dick for not actually going to the game but from his pov lucas was abandoning them for ‘balls in laundry baskets’ bc#eddie skewed his perspective about the whole thing in his rants about nonconformity#honestly the way lucas and eddie have directly contrasting roles in mike’s life is something i can’t wait to talk about in the big analysis#mike wheeler#byler
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I see your "Spencer learned Russian, Spanish, god knows what else, to have his own little thing with Emily" and I raise you "He is having the linguistic equivalent of a one sided dick-meassuring contest with her"
#he was full of spite and heroine#criminal minds#spencer reid#emily prentiss#and she was so confused
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on like day 2 of my leigh whannell rabbit hole when i still knew nothing about him i was watching a random movie review that happened to be bye bye man and i immediately recognized him
i was like half asleep too and i glance up and im like is that leigh whannel theres no way thats leigh whannell thats just someone who kinda looks like him right *looks it up* oh thats leigh whannell wtf
#remember my only image of him in my head is 2004 leigh whannell in yhe soggy bathroom i barely recognized him HAHA#this happened like a week n a half ago and it makes me laugh bc that time was perfect#he doesnt even have a major role in the movie he just walks around shooting people for 2 minutes and dips out of the plot#so thats how i found out leigh whannell was in bye bye man HAHA#just watched Cooties i love his autistic character#which is funny bc i vowed not to watch Cooties bc it looked dumb and im full of spite#but i learned he was in it and just threw my nonexistant morals put the window#leigh whannell
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Kankri i hope you are aware that the stripey socks are incredibly cute and you should wear them much more often
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It's pretty fun for me to play Zelda games in a manner mostly isolated from fandom opinions. Like don't get me wrong I've absorbed a lot of LOZ spoilers, headcanons, interpretations etc. via osmosis, I am not playing these games blind. But regardless of how many spoilers and fanart/fanfic I've seen going through the AO3 tag after playing BOTW was still an Experience because it made me realize that the way I interpret both Link as a character and the game as a whole is apparently completely counter to the majority fandom opinion. Something I was blissfully oblivious to while playing the game.
#Once again I want to become a more genuine person who approaches media analysis on a basis of joy in its own right#And not lead every one of my posts with 'so I've seen ppl do this and here's why I think they're wrong'#I am failing bc I'm full of spite but worse than that I also genuinely enjoy being a hater#But I'm not even mad this time. I dont even think ppl are necessarily wrong to interpret#Post-calamity link as their traumatized little meow meow#I think it's less interesting than my interpretation bc I think it loses the contrast between pre- and post-calamity link#But its not WRONG. Link doesnt exactly get a whole lot of characterization even in botw#He's still mostly a blank slate so ppl get to do what they want with him. The game doest contradict it#I'm just. So confused ppl looked at botw and went 'link's trauma would be worse post-calamity or at least carry over in its full force'#Like u don't think the hard reset that was the shrine of resurrection and experiencing the wonders as a free spirit like#Had. Y'know. An effect?#I honestly just don't think post-calamity Link is all that traumatized anymore. I think that shit was more effective than therapy#It's not an uncommon interpretation im aware but im still shocked at the amount of ppl that didnt have it#Does that make sense or am I insane?#My posts#Loz#Botw
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After watching (most of) RotI I've come to the realisation that I need more characters who are just unapologetic haters. Scott? That dirt eater is full of spite for no good reason, it's wonderful. Anne Maria? Such a hater, it's iconic.
#Idk if Jo counts as a hater because she DID insult pretty much everyone but it was more competitiveness than actual spite so...#also Anne Maria is a justified hater. Scott however is just full of vitriol for no reason--#and he's so valid for that.#total drama#ophe rambling
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After getting captured, Erwin pats Levi down for more weapons, because obviously he's a dangerous criminal, even if he is going to be working with them. Knife after knife is pulled from his person resulting in a comically large pile.
Erwin, half flirting, "Quite the collection, such a shame you have to leave them behind. Is there any more" -a hand slides towards Levi's belt loop- "-elsewhere?"
Levi, seething and spiting the sexual tension with a firm glare, "There's another up my ass. Wanna check?"
Erwin, surprised and struggling to clear his throat -surely that must be a joke- "I -er- don't believe that will be necessary." His eyes bounce to where the others have been finished being patted down, much smaller piles beside them. "Let's get moving."
Later, sitting among his two friends in the lunch room, Levi makes a show of using a little pocket knife to slice his bread, eyes hot on the Captain. Even from across the room Erwin struggles to maintain composure.
#just a random little thought#For the record the knife wasn't actually up his ass#He's really good at hiding blades#and full of spite (and horniness)#this is so random i don't even know what to call it#levi ackerman#erwin smith
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Hey y'all, weird question time!
Do you have any advice for stretches/exercises to improve finger dexterity/range of motion?
This question brought to you by a childhood history of being really spectacularly bad at catching footballs, several instruments I'd probably be better at playing with a better range of motion, and also the fact that I can't raise just my middle finger by itself without my other fingers also going up at least a little bit
#the person behind the yarn#tj asks weird questions#sometimes you spend like three solid school years of PE failing to catch a football#and you jam your fingers a lot (because of the aforementioned inability to catch a football correctly)#and then as an adult you don't really have full range of motion#if I try to raise just my middle finger the closest I can get is all three other fingers on my right hand bent and middle finger raised#my left hand I can do it with just my index finger bent and the other fingers down#well. mostly? idk I am bad at it#I am not bad at catching footballs anymore though!#I did eventually learn how to catch them correctly (after I was no longer in that PE class)#I was in the desert with a friend and a friend of a friend#and the friend of a friend said cleaning was a girl's job and he wouldn't carry the football back to the camp#so I threw it at him! and then he threw it back#but I refused to participate in taking the ball back to camp so we ended up kinda playing angry catch?#and I spite-learned how to both throw and catch a football#entirely so I could aim it at this dude better (we were both like...14? our decision making skills were not great lol)#we did eventually play angry catch with the football enough to make it back to the camp#because the person holding the football would not move towards the camp but the other person could#my friend did leave us both in the desert without her#...but she didn't take the football back to camp either!
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Malleus and Leona are both girl failures in different fonts who are in a complicated romantic relationship actually
#quinnramblesandjabbers#twst#twisted wonderland#malleona#and if you add Vil in then he is the girl boss success#I love them#malleona is so funny and dear to me#look at these two#Leona is so fucking smart but around malleus he’s just a ball of spite#also hey Leona you wanted to be king…if you marry malleus that’s pretty close#ik he would never but it’s a funny thought#also they can both talk about being princes and powerful and scary#idk my head is full
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