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The sanlu brainrot is REAL!!!!!!!!
Look at us, you and I, back at it again 🥛☕️ <3
#lusan#sanlu#sanji x luffy#monkey d. luffy#black leg sanji#It's almost impossible not to sleep on luffy considering how warm and comfy he is.... well except for the smelly part#sanji is not a vinsmoke#one piece#op fanart#Sanji is tall and lanky and I don't want to hear anything other than that
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Too Spooked to Sleep
Just like the title, sometimes I can’t sleep bc my brain is busy being mean and making me think about stuff that scares me fhjdfk and so… camping with ht!sans and while (reader) is having the same issue, he comes to the rescue :>
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Your eyes are wide open, staring at the top of the tent. You can’t sleep. Of course it’s to be expected, you’re sleeping outdoors, you just had a day full of adventures and shenanigans with your friends, you’re in the tent with Sans and of course you’d like to talk with him longer but… Sans is asleep. When you look over, his chest rising and lowering softly… he must’ve been asleep for a while.
You look at your phone. 2AM.
At this rate I’m going to stay up until sunrise.
You were tired. You should be asleep by now. It’s not like you’re feeling sleepless. It’s just-
CRACK!
You flinch, biting your lips.
Lo and behold, there’s noises out in the wilderness. You know you’re safe, this is a pretty popular camping spot. There are rangers… uh… out there somewhere. People have come here for years, and there’s been no incidents reported. You’re not the only ones camping here, you’ve got Sans and your friends, and there are other people on a site not far from here. Families, too. For camping sites, this is one of the safest.
… And yet…
Everytime you’re about to fall asleep, you hear a crack. Or a hoot of an owl. Or some… other weird noise that kind of sounds like a creaking metal gate. That was the worst noise. Sometimes it’d sound real close to the tent.
The brain was a wonderful, creative beast. And right now, it was real creative when it came to scaring you. First it was the usual, thoughts of bears or confused deers came to mind… and then the weird stuff, like some sort of creature that wasn’t human or monster shambling through the trees… maybe a killer? Looking for someone who’s still awake and if you look at them they’ll kill you?
Every shadow playing over the tent caught your attention. The image of a man-shaped shadow on it comes to mind, with weird eyes and a thousand-yard stare, right into your soul… walking and then.. stopping… making that crunching noises…
A screech, somewhere in the forest. You almost screeched, tugging on your sleeping bag and remembering it’s not a blanket. You sit up, eyes darting around for the culprit. The horror creature. Whatever.
It’s not real!
You take a breath, then take another peek at your phone. 2:30, this time. You do your best to hold back a groan.
Fuck, you’re so tired. Your muscles are aching, your eyelids are drooping, you’ve got a sleepy headache, you’re sweating- urgh, you’re just so uncomfortable.
You sigh with defeat, going back to lay down and-
“what’re you doing.”
You’re not proud of it. Looking behind and seeing a single red eye staring a few inches from your face made you yelp the most embarrassing yelp you think you’ve ever heard and your heart practically was fighting to escape you.
“Shit, sorry,” you exhale, running your hands through your hair, wondering if you woke up the whole site with your yelp.
Sans stares at you with wide eyesockets, startled.
“s… sorry for scaring you…”
His apologetic tone eases you right up and you look at him. “No no, you didn’t scare me, I scared myself.”
His red eye was quite frightening while your mind was racing with all pictures reminiscing horror game stuff, but you had to make sure that Sans knew you weren’t scared of him.
“why.. are you still up?” Sans tries again, and you sigh, pursing your lips.
“It’s… stupid,” you try to hide under the covers, “I’m just… spooked. I’m too scared to sleep right now. I keep imagining some kinda.. axe murderer walking around the site.”
Sans… actually scoffs, a chuckle bubbling up that you can’t help but find attractive, his sockets crinkling.
“s… sorry, i’m not laughing at you. just… remembering stuff,” he says knowingly, ruefully looking off somewhere, remembering memories he hasn’t told you about. “it’s not stupid. you told me… it’s… ok to be scared, right?”
That makes you smile. You remember the nights where he’s curled up in bed and shaking while you comfort him.
“Yeah… you’re right.”
“i… i know how it feels. being stuck outside… not knowing what the sounds outside mean. there was… a monster, lurking in snowdin forest… underground. lost... its mind. when you heard something there, it was a sign for you to leave.”
You nodded solemnly. Of course… Sans literally lived in a serious survival situation for so long. He’d understand.
Sans’ grin takes on something more playful. “if… there were any… crazy axe murderers walking around though? i’m here. if they try anything… they won’t be expecting a skeleton monster out of everything. i can axe-murder them right back.”
You… accidentally spit in his face, your lips pursed from being all serious and suddenly spewing when a giggle surprises you. You offer him a quick apology (he doesn’t seem to care, really), and tell him “oh my god, ok… I guess you’re my… axe-murderer in shining armor?”
“yes.”
His eyelight glows a softer red, almost pink, watching you giggle silly in your sleeping bag.
“Ah… thanks Sans. that… really made me feel better.”
“of course.”
You stare each other for a little while, just enjoying each other’s company, when Sans offers something you couldn’t ignore.
“... do you want to cuddle?”
“Oh, yes please,”
#fluff#i just. m#camping with ht sans#sounds comfy#sans x reader#ht!sans x reader#aka writing#papyrus is there too hes with the other humans :>#thought it was cute so here it is… in text form :D#you went to sleep real well after that#gender neutral reader
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I'm working on a kidlaw thing now where Kidd's the owner of a fashion conglomerate called Victoria Punk. They met in the flagship store and they flirt, yadda yadda whatever—that's not important. What is though, is how I immediately thought of how the Ace and Sabo would get involved in the (luxury) fashion industry since they're my favs alongside Kidd. Here's my takes lmao
Ace would own a shoe store. He sells a pretty small but reliable and beautiful collection of leather shoes and boots. As an athlete and hitchhiker, he understands the need for footwear that's durable, comfortable and fashionable. Since his target demographic are fellow hitchhikers who do insane shit outdoors, his shoes are good quality. They will live through avalanches, snowstorms, cyclones, rocky mountains, swamps—whatever—and the most you'd need to do is replace the laces. Aesthetically-speaking, they're plain, but if you're into the look of sturdy leather that smells wonderful (like me), his stuff is perfect for you.
I say this because I'm currently imagining Ace helping Law try the shoes on like he would delicately slip them on Law's feet like a princess and tie his laces for him. He would look up at Law and smile when he sees that Law feels very comfortable in these shoes.
Gah! The intimacy!
For funsies, he makes Law try on those high, knee-length boots and gets very turned on because Law has legs for days. It's like a kink of his now and he gets esp turned on seeing that.
For Sabo, I can't decide between a watch shop or a (pawn) jewellery store. Either way, I want him to be very involved with people, as in he would sit there and admire little intricate things with his clients. He loves listening to what customers like and helping them find what they're looking for. Rather than for practical purposes like Ace, Sabo's more interested in sentimental values. He's not interested in just a pretty watch or a pretty ring— he wants to help clients find the perfect watch for their children to pass down to their grandchildren; he wants to help clients find the perfect engagement ring for their loved ones. He's into the storytelling aspect of luxury marketing.
If we're talking Sabolaw, then maybe Law walks into Sabo's little run down store one day and asks if Sabo could help fix an heirloom from Corazon. Sabo agrees for a small fee and from there they talk about the thing itself, and then onto what Sabo does, and then what Law does. Amongst this heart to heart, they look at each other and go. oh.
I enjoy this person very much.
(edit: I wrote more on Sabolaw here)
#acelaw#sabolaw#one piece#i tried but luffy and this luxury concept refused to click#i think luffy is just against the very idea of luxury like that shit disagrees with every cell in his body#first he does not care about 'timeless' 'classic' products like bruh he just wants to be comfy and be surrounded with weird shit#secondly he does not appreciate this being overpriced af#he does not like that ppl buy this to feel better ab themselves/social standing and to 'treat themselves'#there's better things than just 'some bag' from his pov like good music food and friendss!#ace and sabo can have their own connections and stories to stuff like this and that's beautiful#but for luffy he really just wants to live his life with what he has#sabo#and he hopes everyone else can do the same#revolutionary sabo#portgas d ace#trafalgar law
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— How they’ll screw you, all up and over, then feed you silence for dessert. [x]
LUTHER HARGREEVES
+ his lack of bodily agency
#luther hargreeves#lutherhargreevesedit#tuaedit#the umbrella academy#tua#theumbrellacademyedit#brellygifs#*#number5theboy#tusermich#tusermyra#userbecca#ughmerlin#usersray#userpolaris#this is just a concept that is constantly running through my head and i hope this makes sense but its the Saddest part of his story to me#his body alone is a weapon he can't escape. and then he is weaponized. and then its altered w/o his consent. and in s2 hes exploited for it#right when hes convincing himself hes comfy with it. and its used against him. in s3 hes assaulted and once again told his body isnt his#and its always as punishment. in response to him trying to live his life - constantly being told hes not allowed#he currently has his own body back but is it actually? bc hes supposed to be de*d so is it real is he actually okay is he in control#didnt include that bc speculation but the more i think about it the more im like :/ bc every time he gets full agency its taken away#and he did not bring himself back. so what does it mean!!!!!!!!#maybe i am the only one who cares about all of this but <3 it means so much to me
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Who?
#mf feels very comfy talking about the goat of f1#watch him suck his d when he’s on top again#don’t come here#lewis hamilton#nico hulkenberg#f1
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why does he do that
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Shooting Star Cookie is a totally normal singer, guys, prommy! /j(Reblogs appreciated!)
#cookie run oc#my oc#shooting star cookie#cookie run#cookie run xylitol nova cookie#xylitol nova cookie#oc x canon#ask to tag#tw: nudity#tw: scars#Shooting Star Cookie x Xylitol Nova Cookie#trans oc#transmasc oc#abnormality dancin girl#he's a singer! :D#Skimpy clothing is more comfy for him!#This goes well for him! :D#my art
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(Start) (Previously) (Next)
Merry has convinced their community that the Ocean Menace will be leaving their home alone thanks to their wits. Their community had a feast in evening as a celebration. All while Merry felt guilty for lying and worrying about the next day. They didn't get much sleep that night.
Menace slept like a log.
#Muppen draws#oc Merry#oc Menace#It's good that you can't snore underwater xD#he looks way too comfy....#Poor Merrydidn't get much sleep due to nerves and conscience :D;;#found a lazy way to make seaweed dont look at me#... hopefully it comes across as seaweed at least xD
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like OKAY I GET IT guinevere and lancelot cant be a thing in here but. that was COLD AS FUCK ??????????
#AND I DIDNT EVEN SEE IT COMING .............#I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY WOULD DEAL W THE POSSIBILITY OF A TRIANGLE AND THE MOST OBVIOUS SOLUTION JUST FLEW OVER MY HEAD#I WAS SO COMFY THINKING HE WOULDNT D WORD.#OOOOOOOOOO YOU NAIVE ASS BITCH#mary watches merlin#merlin
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i mentioned willow park being under-appreciated to my friend and he was like "i need to start a blog in which i post a shitty doodle of willow like, pumping iron or something every 5 minutes" and ik he was joking but Please i need this
#eliot posts#toh#i was thinking of making him watch more toh with me (i think we got like half through s1 a while ago?)#but i was seized by the uncontrollable urge to make him watch s1 and s2 of infinity train with me#so that's what we watched instead#i actually only assumed we'd make it through s1 but he wanted to watch more so we watched s2 as well#which is good cuz it's my fav :D#we watched 1 or 2 eps of s4#depending on what he wants i guess we'll either watch more toh or watch seasons 4 and 3 of infinity train next time we hang out#he's the type of friend where our hangouts are more chill watch a movie/tv together and play video games type things#and i make some pretty good popcorn. and have a comfy bedroom to watch tv in.#alas he lives an hour away and cannot drive so it has to be An All Day Thing when we hang out to make it worth it#anyway iirc when we did watch toh willow was his favourite#which is very good taste. willow is perfect and Babey. daughter girl. i want to protect her even tho she could easily kick my ass#sometimes he asks for art requests. i should make him draw willow. or one of our infinity train blorbos.#(jesse is his fav humanoid character so far which is again good taste gang (atticus is his overall fav because Dog. he cried at s1e8))#(also he IMMEDIATELY started headcanoning jesse as as a trans guy and i love how much of the fandom shares that hc)#(on top of the even more popular nb lake headcanon. he said it was weird to see them referred to w she/her after seeing them on my blog)#normally when he asks for art requests i always jokingly request jeb bush to torment him. i forget where that joke started
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monkeys birthday is tmrw btw!!
#we got gifts for him to celebrate lol#he will be one whole year old! my tough lil man#i love my cat so very much even though he doesnt love me right now#tmi but whenever it is shark week he avoids me and idk why D: hes hiding in the bathroom right now lol#we got all these comfy kitty beds for this mf and he chooses to sleep on the bathroom rug! what a weirdo#hes my weed kitty!! it was fate that we adopted him only to discover his birthday is 4/20#taurus king <3
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Knows that im going into heat because im thinking about him again
#Yakuza loveblog#ohh!! yeah whatever i do want to put him on the torture rack with ropes around his wrists and ankles stretched tautly and slide a long blade#over his belly and then cut him in three hard hits and make his blood and guts spray like a fountain and then the bisected halved of his#body are pulled apart by the ropes and flop in opposite directions and he went into shock after the second strike and died by the third#thinking about how his head would so go flying if i decapitated him i want to turn him into cuts of meat so bad ...#h hey can you put your neck on this chopping block i mean wooden pillow isnt it so comfy ?#literally cannot tell you how badly ive been on edge because ive been thinking of butchering him like a pig#fucked up just wanna watch the skin split and show him just how deep the blade can go it wont be painless but ill do it so quickly that he#wont have a chance to dwell on the pain either ... baby boy i can chop you up i can fold you over like a fish and break your spine that way#i really need a big hatchet to kill him with that girl in the price of a d cup substory was stupid as hell#like she managed to drug him and all she did was take his money ? she should have hung him with a noose for a bit and then quartered him#if i managed to knock him unconscious he would not he waking up with only a headache#aughth i wish it could be as painless as possible for you i really do but i want to see his face when he realises he’s recieved a fatal#wound ... look at how deep this blade goes. this wound will not heal because you will be dead in a few moments im really sorry ! youre gonna#be dead soon and even if i stopped it wouldnt save youu so shush and let me put you out of your misery baby boy#i feel a little bit better now. sorry. i was really worked up just now
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I'm just the witch idea went well (love the drawing!) I have another idea, but it's lengthy: A terrible blizzard hit England once, and PJ's mother remembered that snakes were cold-blooded. She ordered PJ to bring Hiss to a fireplace and cover him in a bunch of blankets. Then, as Hiss recovers, she explains to PJ what being cold-blooded means.
THE BLESSED ANON IS BACK-
I actually love this so much, England is a cold place so I'd imagine Hiss would struggle in winter
Thankfully he has a nice cozy basket to help him through it ^-^
#HI ANON :D#unfortunately John ain't too knowledgeable on reptiles and such#now that he knows he'll probably make more of an effort to ensure Hiss is all comfy when it's cold#might sneak a few extra blankets into his cot when he's not looking#again I had to draw it aaa!!#fenris asks#fenris art#robin hood#prince john#sir hiss
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i drew this thing with nearly all of my headcanons for my favorite cookie!
i've also been watching a lot of nifreffa and i've become OBSESSED with mug root beer. please help, i don't think this is normal.
#headcanon dumping#pip's doodles#draw fanart of a character#peperoncino cookie#i feel like i'm the only one who hcs him as an amputee.#like he lost his arm in combat or something??? before he got the great pepperblade???#and the reason why he has that aac device is yk the way he speaks is kinda off???#like he speaks... like this...?#he has trouble speaking as a whole so he needs help with that#would be better off to just give him communication cards but i like the tablet idea more#i honestly like the jacket design for him more than the canon one because he looks more comfy in it#he's simply vibing! he's pretending the habanero incident isn't haunting him even after he found habanero!#he deserves so many hugs he's just a poor wittle baby waby 🥺🥺#anyways finished the infodump i hope you hated it /j#ROOT BEER NO ROOT BEER NO ROOT BEER NO THERE'S SO MUCH ROOT BEER NO#thx u fren :D#My Most Specialest Little Guy™
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it's so cold out bro i wanna snuggle up in bed with my big blue fluffy blanket and one of my plushies while texting/calling my friends and talk about silly things with them or looking at silly cat photos
#out here all snuggled up and cozy with my blanket and plushies#i like hugging my Cinnamoroll plushie that my friend gave me near the end of june on the second-to-last day of school last school year#me and my friend have a shared custody over him he's our son#he has a light blue coat on :3#my friend that gave him to me moved away :( but we still talk via discord :D#anyways i like blankets and plushies theyre so soft and warm and amazing and comfy and uhrfgbhvjdkwoiefuhjdkowijgfjvfkldefigbjgnvle;wepofgj#its too cold for me outside i need the warmth#i do this when its hot outside too but wtv#cold weather#blankets#plushies
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