this came to me in a vision

bitches be like. i hate vegans so much that i’ve decided i like killing animals and its fine and i dont feel bad and animals dont have feelings and its fine and im cool subversive and different and edgy and like to post fucked up stuff to make vegans uncomfortable bc im just so cool

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

Being raised by adults who never apologized for their wrongdoings and always blamed their behavior on extenuating circumstances or someone else or their mental conditions really messed me up huh. Like all I asked was for you to apologize for yelling at me for asking you to hand me something because you thought my tone was wrong. But instead of an apology, I'm the one in the wrong because after all my tone was hostile to you and I need to remember that due to your ADHD you can't control your emotions. Nevermind the fact that I had carefully rehearsed the question in my head over and over again because this is not the first time this has happened. And I'm clearly a manipulative person for crying after being yelled at. Doesn't matter that I was thirteen, after all, I should've known better.

Reverse DL-6 where the gun Miles threw aimed just a liiiitle differently and ended up shooting Von Karma dead. Because apparently nobody on the DL-6 case was at all competent they can’t figure out what caused his death so it just gets ruled a suicide. Miles is too loopy from oxygen deprivation to remember throwing the gun and due to his dad still being alive he never gets the trauma nightmares that make him remember. Everything is objectively better for everyone until Franziska von Karma, years later, re-opens the case, and because she’s actually competent, figures out it must’ve been one of the three people in the elevator who shot him. Cue Defense Attorney Miles Edgeworth defending his dad from a murder charge that, honestly, really looks quite plausible.

Not the same anon but I checked socalgal’s blog and it seems that people are sending asks about them as part of like a harassment campaign (idk). I couldn’t find anything about them supporting incest just letting you know :)

i love you thank you i checked out their blog too & couldn’t find anything either

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tee bee aytch i genuinely cringe at ppl who still unironically have “mcyt fans dni” and are condescending about people liking minecraft youtubers . like especially if ur a Grown Ass Adult. their justification is always “well that One guy sucked”- you cant even differentiate between creators from a whole branch of content creation ??? are you stupid on purpose? sorry u cannot handle some guys who play minecraft i fucking guess ????Lol

it makes sense that refa had a family with kids and a wife given his status, but making senna a character and having her role be what it is really makes their story tragic as fuck. his family so easily could have never been heard from again after his death, but londo taking senna in out of guilt is so fucking. sad. lol

k- ki- kids born in 2014 are- KIDS BORN IN 2014 ARE ON THE INTERNET???

KIDS BORN IN 2014 ARE EIGHT????

WHAT

having insane person mental health realizations at 5pm on a friday like years after redacted.

actually readmore very tangentially related to the art that came out of the queue tonight

this is very understandable and fine but i genuinely think that naruto is far more important to yamato than yamato is to naruto in canon like yamato IS ride or die for naruto he's like so protective and caring of naruto he was told "This kid is your responsibility and because of the power that lives in you and the power that lives in him you are temporarilly coming out of the shadows and into the light" and like he took that to HEART didnt he and like he clearly really loves team seven and loved being captain (co-captain) of team seven!! first time hes allowed to really be "himself" whoever the fuck that is, out in the sunlight, and like he is teaching kids and hes teaching Kakashi's kids and like he clearly liked that so much and being important to them and them being important to him and like there's rlly no doubt in my mind that he sees naruto as somebody very dear to him not unlike a son or a nephew or a little brother

i don't think naruto experiences their relationship the same way tho LIKE. when it comes to father figures he canonically views iruka as...as close to a dad as hes ever had—and there's kakashi too, who is emotionally distant often and just fucking weird even more often, but is obviously trying his best and Obviously cares, and then there is jiraiya, who is a huge fucking asshole and repeatedly denied naruto affection when naruto needed it but STILL eventually came around and clearly is somebody very meaningful and important to naruto, and tsunade!!!! tsunade who said she sees him almost like a son. who teases naruto and allows naruto to tease her back (allow, i say, as tho she could really stop him. this is who he is)

and then there is Yamato! He is in many ways very respectful of naruto as a shinobi, he is carefully distant (as he is with everyone) he is very honest and upfront with Naruto, but the closest he comes to any kind of direct affection is perhaps paying for food (as he does on their first mission, as kakashi goads him into later) or building a very fancy little resting house, or teasing naruto, or taking care of him when he is unwell. he's There and he Cares but hes...he's Captain Yamato. u know?

which is good! objectively its fantastic that by the point that yamato shows up, enough adults in naruto's life love and support him that he does not hunger for it anymore in the desperate way he did when he was younger!!! thats great! esp bc it was so so so so so fucking sad see the adults in his life deny him the affection he was so OBVIOUSLY needing

and also objectively this is the story telling modus operandi of naruto, he's the main character and he rolls into peoples lives like a category 5 hurricane uprooting them and leaving them blinking at bright sunlight in confusion and awe before he moves on to the next one. its very normal

i just also am like god damn. being in charge of team seven but specifically naruto completely flipped yamato's understanding of himself and his life and his place in the world and naruto probably has no fucking idea and you KNOW yamato isn't going to fucking tell naruto or any of the team because yamato does not seem to have conversations like that and certainly not with the kids.

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tfw you make a social blunder

I was scrolling through the comments while listening to this really relaxing bass video, and someone said that their baby kicked a lot whenever they listened to that song, and like... oh man, I’m getting so emotional right now. It’s from 6 years ago, but it’s so weird cuz like... the song itself is kind of relaxing but a little bittersweet, and like... six years is a long time (to me), but the baby is probably five or six now, which isn’t that old, and like... oh man people really do just connect like that, don’t they? Like people have those down-time moments where they’re bonding with their kids or friends and like... those moments just happen. And they’re sweet. And time isn’t so brief when it’s filled with things like that.