A fundamental issue of all the Dracula adaptations that do the Dracula and Mina are in love thing is that they always do it in this stupid "Dracula's dark and alluring mysterious aura draws in Mina" instead of someone asking at a train station when the train for Liverpool is supposed to arrive with both Dracula and Mina answering at the exact same time in sync and then locking eyes across the station.
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CHARLES
October 5th 2023, Qatar
photo by Kym Illman
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The funniest thing about Factventure is the thought of “ladies man, i’m heterosexual, the straightest man alive, promise guys, trust me, beer explosions hell yeah” Rick the Adventure Sphere seeing Fact out of everyone in the Portal franchise and going “THAT ONE”
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resisting the urge to post every single normal xenophobic thing these protagonists spew is so hard. i feel like thats most of my lb tag. like i cannot stress enough to yall how WEIRD these books are!!!
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Picture this:
You’re sitting on the couch after getting home from work. Your brother who you haven’t seen in a while came home while you were at work and walks past you while you’re on the couch.
You hold out your arms for a hug. He does the same and comes over for a hug..
Only to stuff a sock in your mouth.
Men.
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Besides, like you said, you're the older brother and you'll always overpower me. So even if I wasn't into whatever gross stuff you are, if you wanted me to be would I really have a choice? <3
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No, no you would not :)
Good little brothers are grateful for what they are given, but don't worry-- I'm generous to bad ones too.
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