"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue

Obviously I am obsessed with Xena and Gabrielle’s relationship. In addition, I cannot believe that Callisto did All That within six episodes of screen time. She’s a parallel to Xena because she made herself Xena, but she’s also a parallel to Gabrielle (at least in Xena’s eyes) because Xena ruined her life and she genuinely believes (especially late season one/early season 2) that she is destroying Gabrielle. ALSO she immediately can tell that Xena and Gabrielle are in love and that’s how she gets the upper hand, while major male antagonists almost universally ignore Gabrielle or downplay her. She’s so interesting and it’s all so much better knowing that her storyline ends in the most unbelievable way possible.

Xena is actually driving me crazy ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT EPISODE FOUR ACTUALLY STARTS WITH THEM ACQUIRING A CHILD. I-

Next episode is gonna start with them going to an inn with only in bed I swear to Jeezits

Edit: Xena just pulled up with two hot blondes and a baby and asked “Is there something wrong with our baby?” When a man came over. I aspire to be her.

“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

I'm genuinely disappointed about Ao3 turning off guest comments. It's a necessity at this point from how many spam bots/AI bots there are, and people who plain up harass authors, but it's so fucked up that it has to happen, and honestly so sad because some of my favorite comments EVER are from guest commenters. And I hate that me leaving my works unlocked potentially opens me up to getting my work copied by AI, or my comments spammed with fucking porn GIFs which was apparently a thing that was happening. It's just honestly sad that we can't even have one good thing anymore without AI and shitty people ruining it.

the fact that everyone complains about the fade (my beloved) and no-one complains about the brecilian forest

am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so

I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

23.5 Degrees Episode 2

Stephen Dunn, from “Mon Semblable”, Between Angels