Perfect Present
Okay crack drabble time. Christmas fuckery. Took inspiration from something and flipped it on its head because why not. That’s a warning in itself. This is short and stupid. Like me :)
“WE’RE DOING SECRET SANTA” Tony announced, already a little drunk, swaying slightly as he passed around a bowl while everyone sat in the living room “Also this time I added some extra people in there since we already did it so many times before”
“Fantastic” Nat snorted, seeing Tony’s name scribbled on her piece of paper. “I want to switch”
“No take backs" Tony rolled his eyes, while Bucky rummaged through the bowl, pulling one of the tiny crumples of paper. He hated secret Santa, mostly because he didn’t know what to get anyone and he hated shopping. Actually, he didn’t understand shopping. Especially during Christmas.
Why did people like crock pots so much.
What was the deal with kitchen aid mixers.
Who is this elf, why was he always on a shelf, what was his problem, why did he always stare at him (the elf lasted two days before it magically disappeared)
But as soon as he unfolded the paper and saw the name his eyes lit up. He knew exactly what to get, there wasn’t a single doubt in his mind. This was the perfect gift. He wouldn't even have to go shopping.
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“Who’d you get Buck” You watched him curiously while he shuffled through wrapping paper, for some reason he actually looked excited this year.
“It’s a secret” He smiled to himself, pleased with his choice. He’d already packed the box, it just had to be wrapped and decorated. He wasn’t big on wrapping presents; you had offered to help which he immediately accepted. not at all because he had a crush on you, no sir
“This box weighs a ton, what the hell is in here?!” You grunted, trying to lift the box to get the paper around it. Bucky snorted, helping you while you looked at him with the utmost confusion.
“The perfect present”
****
“Rocket, there’s a package for you” Nebula eyed the colorful box curiously, a giant ribbon on top of it, dropping it at his feet. He tore the giant bright red ribbon open, ripping the paper off, tears immediately welling in his eyes, looking at the prettiest most prized possession he’d ever have. He picked it up with two furry little hands, it was magnificent.
“He remembered”
****
“You sent him your arm?!”
“It was just one of the prototypes, doesn’t do much damage” Bucky shrugged, highly pleased with himself while you stared at him in disbelief. You were both cuddled up on the couch along with the rest of the team while everyone opened gifts and munched on cookies.
“Bucky there's no such thing as less damage when there's a talking raccoon involved! Do you know where he smuggled Thor’s new eye? I’m pretty sure he hid it right up his a-”
“Ahem” Tony stood from behind you both, a thick bundle of mistletoe tied to a stick hanging above you both. Your face flushed, butterflies erupting in your belly.
“Shuri made like 10 of them, you can have one too doll” Bucky smirked, his eyes flicking up to the mistletoe that hung above you both.
“I’ll take one” Sam yelled, only to be smothered by Steve, intently watching you and his best friend, mere centimeters from kissing, just a little closer....
“I want this first” You whispered, leaning into him while he cupped your face, pressing his lips to yours making your insides melt. He smiled against your lips, his tongue gently tracing your lips, deepening the kiss. He blinked when Tony bonked him on the head with the mistletoe stick, snorting when you both pulled away.
“Okay, if you want to make baby super soldiers take it upstairs”
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The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday special
Introducing Kevin Bacon and the journey was amazing
Mantis being Quill’s sis?? Adorable
I wanna know how did Nebula get Bucky’s arm because that doesn’t look like bootleg version, my man is definitely going on a journey in the new Captain America movie lol
Kraglin’s character is so elite
Okay but this song is kinda good
God of War exists in MCU
Okay this banter between them is so enjoyable
DID THEY JUST BREAK THE FREAKING FOURTH WALL HELLO
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I have not seen the GOTG holiday special so I may be lacking context here. But I saw gifs floating around of Nebula getting Bucky's arm for Rocket as a christmas present and..???? I just lost all will to watch it.
Are we really at a point where we go THERE for laughs? Have you seen how distraught Bucky was when Ayo knocked out his arm during the fight? That's someone's arm. It's not a toy, it's not a weapon, it's a part of someone's body!!!
I should not be someone with strong opinions about this, because i don't know what it's like to have prosthetic limbs. But something about that feels deeply wrong.
Again, this is an inaccurate analogy, and much more....'tame' and relatable to more people i guess, but how would it feel if you woke up one day and someone has stolen your specs (and gifted it to someone without your knowledge) ?
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I'm watching the Guardians of the Galaxy holiday special and I have no idea why marvel released this so early but it's so much fun, Drax and Mantis in a gay bar looking for Kevin Bacon is peak cinema
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