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homesickhalfling · 2 years

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#I LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT #HANDS #shane madej #not over it #him face #his hair #that smile #i'm fucking dead #gonna haunt him #congratulations darling #ghost files #watcher #DID I MENTION HIS HANDS #also his little face in the first two #sara you are a lucky lady

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manjunii · 2 months

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ma i like the long green haired pokemon guy again

#pokemon fanart #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn fanart #pokemon N #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #pokemon bw2 #i literally started bw today #this is gonna haunt me. first rika now him

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little-pondhead · 6 months

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Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.

When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.

This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.

Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.

It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.

At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?

Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.

'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.

[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.

STATUS: COMPLETED

[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.

STATUS: PENDING'

Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??

He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.

Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.

It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #alfred is now their grandpa #i just want alfred to meet danny and his group of friends and unironically call him 'your majesty' and danny HATES it #like this is the guy who's gonna be my butler/caretaker after he dies? please man just say my name #it's not a cursed name i swear #no one else knows how to feel #cause like #if the contract wasn't in place everyone was sure Alfred would haunt the manor even after death due to his devotion to the wayne family #but now he's already got a job in the afterlife #so how will the bats see their father/grandfather figure now?#Bruce: the obvious solution is to adopt these random kids who still have families so alfred never has to leave :)#alfred isn't even dead yet but the bats are speedrunning their grief in like a week

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 months

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#EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™#Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #*#rg #bless all the lines on your forehead #they're beautiful and sacred #profile that'd make renaissance sculptors green with envy #michelangelo's just gonna throw david in the river and give up #then come haunt me for saying that #that face is the actual iron throne #excuse me is this seat taken #the most immaculate scruff ever #*ruffles his hair like the wind*#the things i could say about that nose would cause me to have to apologize to NBC News CBS News ABC News and CNN for good measure #*CASH REGISTER NOISE*#n e c k #oh there's bram stoker knocking #haven't heard from him in a while

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stjudy · 1 year

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lestat is my barbie

#this is just like when we were 8 #take his head out microwave put him in weird clothes #edit from the future: i’ll haunt down every one of you interpreting this in the barbie movie sense #i said im gonna microwave his head

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pencilscratchins · 3 months

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they won’t let tpol be on season 3 of strange new worlds because they know footage of old tpol would allow me to finish my tripol silver springs fancam

#again this blog is now my diary #this is my twitter account now #sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#just gonna make posts until i am asked to leave the function #star trek #not art #star trek enterprise #tripol #tpol #trip tucker #just kidding they will never put tpol on strange new worlds because they hate women #and also me specifically #anyway time cast a spell of tpol #but she won’t forget him #she knows he could have loved her but she would not let him #hell follow her down till the sound of his voice will haunt her #she will never get away from the sound of the trip who loved her #etc etc

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redactedcrowart · 6 months

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regret (maybe you shouldn't have fucking panini pressed your mancrush, dipshit)

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charleslovemustdie · 1 year

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I will think on those moments every night for as long as I go on, and of the chasm that opened under me, the plunge into mortal death that was nearly mine. Claudia gave me that.

Interview With The Vampire 1x04, 1x07 // The Vampire Lestat (epilogue)

#charles did this #wish we'd gotten more dad!lestat tbh.... its hard to imagine show!lestat grieving and being haunted by claudia the way book!lestat is #claudia deserved to kill lestat one thousand times and if lestat has the gall to mourn her it's gonna be just fucking rich of him now 💀💀💀#liike wooow okay you dont regret her and you mourn her...... you could've fucking shown it while she was alive then ???? dickhole ????????#when he shows up im gonna kill lestat again #iwtv #interview with the vampire #tvc #vc #the vampire chronicles #vampire chronicles #amc iwtc #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #claudia #claudia de pointe du lac #claudia de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #iwtv 1x07 #iwtv 1x04 #charles reads #ive only read the first 3 books but i'm protective of book!lestat.................. show!lestat can get stabbed and stabbed though #1k

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xenonsdoodles · 4 months

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somebody missed on an 89% hit chance and got bodied in round 2 of a sword tournament :(

#fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #byleth #god I know that's gonna haunt him. I'm so sorry my guy

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ibeewashere · 2 months

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I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.

#the way that murph immediately volunteered to take a stress token for Kristen without skipping a beat #AND THEN HE TOOK A FUCKING SECOND ONE WHEN THEY STILL ROLLED BAD #something something you will dig until your own hands are bleeding something something #god that quote still haunts me I will never stop thinking about it I swear to god #he works so hard #and he doesn’t ever ask for any recognition or anything in return because just helping is enough #making sure the people he loves are okay is enough for him #this stupid little goblin man makes me want to throw up /pos #he just cares so deeply for everyone around him #i love him so dearly #my silly little fella #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #OH AND DONT FUCKING THINK FOR A SECOND THAT IM NOT GONNA TALKING ABOUT GORGUG MOTHERFUCKING THISTLESPRING. BECAUSE THIS BITCH /aff #he’s going to have so many stress tokens by the end of this it’s so unfunny and it is making me unwell #I just. I just want them all to be okay and happy and not stressed and GODS they all need a fucking hug #they’re all traumatized and stressed and stupid and silly and I love them all so so much #eats them #puts them in a blender #throws them into a washing machine and watches them spin around #sobs violently #I’m so ill about them #sorry for the rant #i will be back #and I will talk more I’m not actually sorry that’s mb #the tags are like a whole ass paragraph of text but that’s okay #i just think they're neat

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sheisraging · 10 days

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The way they blurred out his neck like we don't all know about the giant gash there.

#lestat de lioncourt #lestatedit #iwtvedit #sam reid #every time this shot is in a new promo i feel like i'm seeing it again for the first time #i hope he's gonna be sitting across from louis in that carriage #haunting him while he tries to talk to claudia #living for it #my gifs

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k9wa · 5 months

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GEPARD JHGDGSJG

cute things that you think he does? 👉🏻👈🏻

geppy the most boyfriend to ever

TIES YOUR SHOES !!

do not bend over you don’t need to sit down he’s got it. (serval taught him to tie a knot with the two bunny ears when he was a kid and that’s still how he ties one.)

GETS FLUSTERED !!

every so often he is holding ur hand or laying beside you and you notice him look away or clear his throat. he just becomes so aware of ur skin against his or ur thumb brushing over his knuckles and his cheeks go pink.

BUYS YOU TRINKETS !!

maybe not always trinkets. but if he sees something in the window of a shop that he believes you’ll like it is already bought and on route back to you before he can think twice.

alternatively, will buy you things he remembers you talking about liking or wanting.

BIG CUDDLER !!

will completely melt into you when he gets home and out of his heavy suit of armour. head nuzzled against your stomach, arm wrapped around your torso to keep you from going anywhere, he’d purr if he could. the second your hands find his hair he’s putty in your hands.

CALLS YOU CUTE NAMES !!

he’s a huge “sweetheart” and “honey” guy sorry i don’t make the rules. “love” when he’s feeling sappy. (more so than usual.)

GENTLE GIANT !!

he is always so gentle with you?? like his voice is notably calmer and softer when talking to you, the kisses he leaves on your temple or back of your palm are always placed with such tenderness, the hand he places on the small of your back when he has to reach past you to get something, his rough & calloused fingers lightly tracing heart shapes on your shoulder blades when you lay on him :(

cutting myself off bc this is too long LMAO but oh my god he is just so <//3 i love him

#thank u for this i am so desperate to talk ab him #i miss him #im gonna go play star rail #HAUNTING #gepard landau #hsr gepard #gepard x reader

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haunted-xander · 7 months

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So. Fatebreaker, right? Ryne's biggest fears made manifest, daddy issues personified, yes?

He's an amalgamation of Thancred and Ran'jit, his face, his voice and his weapon is Thancred's, but his body, his fighting style and his words are Ran'jit's.

Throughout the fight Fatebreaker constantly makes comments about how only he can protect Ryne, only he can provide for her, only he has even the right to so much as stand beside her, to be in her general presence. He's possessive and obsessive, repeatedly asserting that she is HIS and his only. Which is exactly what Ran'jit says basically every time we encounter him.

But this time it's in Thancred's voice. This time it's with the voice and face of a man she actually cares about.

Ryne isn't scared of Thancred, she never has been. Even when she first met him she was barely even nervous (as clearly shown in Thancred's short story). There's a lot of different feelings happening between those two, but fear has never been one of them.

But now, after things have gotten so much better, she is scared of Thancred becoming like Ran'jit. Because if Thancred was just a little further gone, if he was just a little less compassionate, he would've. It wouldn't be hard for him to go down the same path as Ran'jit did, to be incapable of letting go of the ghost of that girl he loved so so much to the point he'd stubbornly grip anything close to her he could. He didn't, but the fact he could've is terrifying.

It makes his final words, words that are Thancred's, so very important. This is her deepest fears made manifest, but he still says he wants her to be happy. Her happiness not only matters, but is important to him.