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local dog unused to such fluff & tenderness, more at 8

can't it even be more obvious thomas. why are you surprised that a sudrian historical site filled to the brim with armor and weaponry that dates back to the middle ages has old people afflicted with the gold dust working around the castle

How not to fucking write the Your Makeup is Running trope:

How to write the Your Makeup is Running trope:

Tobi: Senpai? Can Tobi pick you up? Deidara: ... why? Tobi: Because Tobi always wanted to hold something really beautiful in his arms, and Senpai is the most beautiful thing that Tobi can think of. Please? Deidara, blushing fiercely: If you insist ... Tobi: *bends over and picks him up* Oooooh, this is the best day of Tobi's entire life! Kisame, watching: *later* Kisame: Itachi-san, is it alright if ... if I pick you up? Itachi: Why would you want to do that? Kisame, blushing and panicking: B-because ... because t-there's a spider on the ground! Itachi: Itachi: *leaps into Kisame's arms* *five hours later* Kisame, sweating: Itachi please ... can I put you down now? Itachi, squinting at the ground: No.

random ass question about fic: what's your favourite leoichi fluff trope you've written? and one you'd like to write but haven't yet?

Aaaaa thank you so much for sending a question!!! 🫂🫂

Hahaa oh gosh it HAS to be the love at first sight :D It just. Makes me giggle and so, so happy. Romance speedrun!!! The peepaws deserve it!!!!

Hmm there are so many fluff tropes I like and it's tough to choose. A fluffy sickfic would be so sweet though hnhhngfj soup and blankets and– oh no now I know. SNOWED IN oh my god I'd forgotten how much I love the snowed in trope lmaoo (I used to gobble those fics up as a teen) it wouldn't normally work with them because of Leonardo's portals but if he was sick enough that he can't make them? :3 Of course that'd stray away from pure fluff and I don't enjoy the thought of making Yuichi worry but it would be fun to write!

welp lol here's a snowed-in drabble but better

not a fan of people saying Odin and Loki are similar in a moral or decisive sense, particularly when it comes to Thor. that makes it sound like Loki doesn't know Thor or care about him beyond what he symbolises (regarding Asgard/the throne/family/worthiness), when that's a defining part of their relationship

shit shit shit

guys i'm not sure if aziraphale actually saw crowley standing by the car

like he moves his head as if he were to look over but i don't think the angle is right

he might not have known crowley was waiting for him

oh i am i having feelings

Depression is all fun and games until your skipping school even though you’re weeks behind because you quite literally can’t get out of bed

Don't Trust Google Docs Suggestions

Those squiggly blue lines can be helpful, loves, but sometimes? Sometimes those suggestions are utter nonsense and should be ignored. G Docs has no respect for my style, often trying to tell me to swap out words and sentences that use a more old-fashioned or formal grammar that suits a character voice better, and other times I realised it was making suggestions like this! Sorry, darling, Haarlep is doing what now? Pulling out a fucking blender? No, no, they are whispering something utterly debauched to Tav, not making her a bloody salsa. So, please loves, especially those of you who are writing with English as a secondary language, do not always trust the system. It can and will betray you. Apparently with powered kitchen appliances. Honestly I was laughing at this for several minutes when I realised what it was trying to suggest! Oh, and the Fiendish Festive Feast Fic is still being written, I'm over 4k words but it isn't ready yet. I will have it out as soon as it's done, and 2 of my Winter Exchange Event pieces will be going live on AO3 in the next few days when the collections release, so there will be new works of mine soon enough~ Happy writing, darlings! I love each and every one of you~ thank you for reading this far, for sharing a few laughs, and for generally dropping by my feed. I adore having you here, this community makes me so very happy to be a part of it. <3

woke up in a cold sweat (jk i haven't actually gone to sleep yet) realizing that shazam!billy is a dumbass while teen!billy has more smartass vibes and maybe people weren't wrong in saying that zach and asher's portrayals of the character felt like two completely different people

(which would actually work if they went with the old school depiction of billy and cap as two entities sharing one body but they didn't)

like, teen!billy managed to trick two cops into getting locked in a pawn shop and hacked their database for his own gain but shazam!billy threw a fucking batman doll at a supervillain? yeah they're not the same person, like, at all

Guys my 2000 word Rodimus angst fic got deleted from my drafts because I forgot about it ☹️

Do the character opinion bingo with Volition and Electrochemistry >:]

hey red i CHERISH YOU <33!!

hahaha yup im normal im so normal about volition we all know this :)

headcanons: - Volition smells like molten metal and stone, like if you'd just stepped into a forge. his limbs are cool and metallic, but closer to his chest and neck his skin is warmer, and he smells like lavender. his armor clinks like ceramic windchimes. - Electrochemistry smells like sweat and whatever the last "bad thing" harry's had. these days after the martinaise case, it's often of faint cigarette smoke. (i think while he's getting better, he smells like other things that give pleasure chemicals. warm blankets, good food, the breeze rushing in through the kineema window, hugs and pine aftershave.)

the reasons why "canon isn't real" is questioned is because of shipping reasons, i am absolutely shipping them in the wrong way but we're not looking at that, we're just gonna look at them kiss okay? okay? they're in love. to me. they can fix each other. they're healing together.

also for the love of god volition give me your fucking gender PLEASEEEE let me be a knight :']

im really sad about how wyll’s whole story is going in act 3 bc it feels like, compared to the other characters, he hasnt gotten any huge scenes where he’s actually making decisions for himself. like for the scene where mizora forces him to choose between breaking his contract or saving his father, you choose for him and he agrees to whatever you tell him to do instantly like. why. there also just hasnt really been any scenes outside of camp that wyll really gets to shine in even tho theres been plenty of opportunities for them

When Rhys does a live show and he reaches the point where he starts bringing back some elements from before, that's simultaneously the worst feeling and the best - the best because heck yeah this is gonna be epic, and the worst because shit fuck no this is the finale i don't want it to end yet