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putmedownforpar · 5 months

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and i mean spending a lot of time in the woods and rivers

#caddyshack #golf quotes #golf movies #golf #golf art

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thegratefulgolfer · 10 months

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Best Golf Advice From Walter Hagen

If we search golf advice on the internet (about 314,000,000 results in less than .5 seconds), we would quickly be overwhelmed. Every once in a while a great piece of advice comes across my screen that I feel I must share. Well, today’s advice is brought to you by Walter Hagen: I cannot recount the number of rounds when Hagen’s advice hit home. Everyday is different on the golf course because we…

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#golf quotes #Walter Hagen

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tidbitsoflittlebits · 1 year

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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Lee Trevino

#Golf quotes #Lee Trevino

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cod-dump · 1 year

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*Gaz and Soap are in Price’s office*

Price: Care to explain where you two went last night?

Soap: What do you mean? We were here all night!

Price: Really now?

Gaz: Yes!

Price: *wordlessly plays a video on the tv behind him*

*Video shows ring cam footage of Soap walking through the court yard eating a tub of ice cream. Gaz suddenly runs full force past him, snatching the ice cream as he goes*

Soap: That-

Price: Shh! Keep watching

*Soap runs out of view of the camera in pursuit of Gaz. Price fasts forward a couple hours. Soap runs past the camera screaming as Gaz chases after him in a golf cart*

Soap & Gaz: *both wide eyed and avoiding looking at Price*

Price: Where’s the golf cart boys?

#the infamous golf cart that price sees in videos or pictures but never in person #everyone does a good job of hiding it from him #kyle gaz garrick #john price #call of duty #cod mwii #incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #modern warfare ii #original quote

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laflamejpeg · 11 months

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“Polaroids” by Dash Snow.

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objectshowincorrectquotes · 2 months

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Tennis Ball: You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Golf Ball: Aww, TB, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

#incorrect quotes #bfdi #tpot #bfdi incorrect quotes #bfdi golf ball #tpot golf ball #bfdi tennis ball #tpot tennis ball #source: monster high #tennis ball x golf ball

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ellies-enrichment · 1 year

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the only bonding they’ll get for awhile tbh

#noticing the you're and not your and finding a golf club brb #you cant prove it on the og post #its because i was gonna do something else and forgot mid sentence #tommy miller #ellie williams #the last of us #hbo the last of us #hbo tlou #memes #mine #if i ever were to lose queue #incorrect tlou quotes

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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terminallyCapricious started pestering adiosToredor at 5:30 am

TC: HeY bRoThEr I sAw YoU tAlk AbOuT hOw YoU wErE tRaNs AnD i WaS jUsT cUrIuS aBoUt HoW yOu KnEw ThAt

TC: CurIoIus

TC: CuRoIuS

TC: ThE tHiNg GeOrG tHe MoNkEy WaS

#submission #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #well you see it all started when the belizian flea market rolled into town #and i looking for a new 1940's radio (because i accidentally broke the old one with a golf club) wandered in #when out of nowhere this giant b-#oh wait you were asking about tavros #yeah can't help you there you gotta ask him yourself

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expatiating · 7 months

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I never really got over you, I just learned to do without.

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hanakin-starwalker · 8 months

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James, after spending three hours explaining golf: Do you get it?

Sirius: I still don’t know what tea has to do with this.

James: Tee, teeing, getting ready to hit.

Sirius: I said tea.

James, *grabs the club sending all the balls in the river*

Sirius: Now I want tea.

#I don’t get it either 🫂#dead wizards playing golf #marauders #the marauders era #james potter #sirius black #sirius being sirius #the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #hp #hp fandom #marauders fandom

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stardestroyer81 · 2 months

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Idea: The Final Boss of Star Tower should be The Evil MC from Smash TV after you break open Sinistar. XD

This would be incredibly funny, and given how much I love Smash TV I'm bound to reference it someplace within Star Tower, though the true final boss behind Sinistar already, that being Todd Ro— I mean, Richie T. Honestly, now that I think about it, Smash TV would make a really good stand-in for the Golf level!

I will say I was at one point really close on choosing Pac-Man to replace Pizzahead, specifically his depiction in Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures. He just has that vibe.

#Mail Time with Star #Star Tower #Pizza Tower #Pizza Tower AU #Sinistar #Richie T.#Coolness #I can't believe I never thought of Star Tower's Golf being based around Smash TV. There's just so much I could do with it #Plus it would give me an excuse to include Smash TV's announcer who I quote WAY more than I should #BIG money! BIG prizes! I LOVE IT!

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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 4 days

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With the Swap AU, while S!Glam. Bon is still around—S!Glam. Chica being the one that’s missing and everything... something still happens to the bunny.

I think in some info that you can get in the actual game, it explains a little bit—I might be wrong, but Glam Bon was going to Gator Golf?

So, here, S!Glam Bon was planning on going to Gator Golf, but they never actually... got there. He ended up disappearing for a bit, somewhere else in the Pizzaplex.

By ‘disappear’, S!Glam. Bon was gone for just a few hours, before finally returning—much to the other’s relief. Although... something was definitely off about him when the bunny reappeared.

In the few silent hours that he was gone, S!Glam. Bon was the first of the animatronics to fall under the affects of the virus.

#Not a quote #FNaF AU #Swap AU #Save tag #Glamrock Bonnie #Long story short: Plans on heading to Gator Golf—disappears for a bit—becomes controlled by the virus #None of the others are exactly certain about some of the changes with the rabbit #And then all of them also fall under the control—so there’s not much that they would’ve been able to do anyways #Not after that point at least #Mentioned in another post but: Literally all of the animatronics are under that control #Other than Glam Chica—and she’s just currently destroyed #So Vanny and Glitchtrap really can only help Cassie

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fidjiefidjie · 1 year

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"La lumière de printemps ! elle va, elle vient. Elle ne désigne aucune chose du monde et le célèbre toutes. Elle donne à nos sens la candeur d'une alouette."

Christian Bobin

Gif de Paco Yao

#gif animé #paco yao #printemps #saison #spring #quotes #christian bobin #fleurs #flowers #golf #fidjie fidjie #illustration

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laflamejpeg · 11 months

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