Local cat deeply and desperately wronged by heartless owner who moved empty frappe cup (lickable)(delicious) out of little bedroom garbage can (tippable) into big kitchen garbage can (not tippable). Quoted in an exclusive three AM interview as saying "rustle rustle sniff sniff rrrRRROOWWW!!!! ROOWW!!! >8("

I 100% misread the character descriptions and spent an entire playthrough thinking Nikke was 5'4 like woah we stan a short king <3

I'm gonna be so real w/ you... I would be genuinely terrified of Nikke and what he could achieve if he was that short.

am I the only one who gets squicked out when people call Danielle Danny's daughter??? 🥲

its just.

that is a 14 year old child you're assigning parenthood to???

like I actually do think canon did one thing right: having Danny and Ellie's relationship be functionally "uuuuuuhhhh????? okay you can do your thing and. I will do mine. waaaaaay over there. see'ya cuz!" and then they both awkwardly dip out FAST

not because they don't have affection for each other! because they do! but one of them is a 14 year old kid, neck deep in hiding everything about himself from everyone except all of 3 people (also kids), who was just unwillingly cloned by his creep arch enemy-- and the other is a (???) 12 year old (??ig??) who may have only been around for a few months at best but is still functionally a 12 year old, FIERCELY independent, and just recently tried to murder the person she was cloned from-- then betrayed her dad-- then abruptly had nothing to her name, which also isn't even really hers--

I think they want to be friends-- family, even! but I also think they have ALOT of complicated Feelings about it. none of which touches on a "father-daughter dynamic"

Everyday I grow closer to strangling a driver in this fucking city hit and run bastards this is my thirteenth reason

at this point I refuse to praise any character creator as "great" if there's no option for fat people. I don't care about having half a dozen (binary) genital options if tummies are a nonexistent option.

Me and @monkiebois talking about our fics:

Stella: "-so Mac's had this baby for a week-"

Me: "Wait, a week??? You mean A Woven Song is in the timespan of a WEEK????"

Stella: *math noises* "Almost a week-and-a-half, yeah."

Me: *Confusion Noises* "You've got, like, 30 chapters; how is that only a week???? Peach Blossom Jade has been months now and I'm not even on Chapter 20-"

Stella: "Wait, MONTHS???"

Me: "Yeah, it was 3 weeks between Mac's hospital visit and The Flare-Up alone-"

Stella: "OH-"

Time is a thing that doesn't bother with this Gremlin-

As a fibromyalgia sufferer I am so so sorry to hear you are in pain. I hope you get helpful treatment soon and that you are surroundes by supportive people. I just wanted to mention if you do go the route of creams or gels that they are toxic to pets who can lick them/rub on your soaked clothes/bedding etc so if you live with furry friends be extra careful! But they are genuinely amazing (I use a minty one that numbs me) and do a much better job for me personally than pills... I hope you find your thing soon or better yet the pain leaves you alone.

(Also you are sooo pretty and speak so pleasantly and your shirts are gorgeous)

oh that is a really really good warning, thank you!!

rodeo loves to lick any sort of moisturizer or fragrance off my skin (tho usually he goes for my legs and hands, sometimes my face, and not so much the back of my neck, which is the problem area) so i’ll make sure to be extra careful 🥲

also the man is unfortunately insatiable about earwax and it is the Worst

Uninstalled Twitter and Tumblr off my phone and have been trying to disengage but the harder I try, the more the images rise up and refuse to leave. Yesterday I had a couple of hours of distraction and then my brain decided to throw up the video I saw weeks ago, of a toddler covered in ash, her little mouth a moue of surprise, conscious and blinking up at the ceiling while the medic cradled the back of her blown out skull. She died afterwards.

And it comes back to me again and again that there is no end to this, no respite, no help. And I feel half mad with pain.

I know it's entirely my fault that I engaged with Gaza at all knowing I was far too mentally ill to handle it, and then never once being able to disengage for over a month. Nobody with hyperempathy should go near something like this. But I kept thinking it would stop, it had to stop, they can't just systematically slaughter two million people with the entire world watching and protesting. But they're going to. They don't need bombs anymore because there's no food or water or medicine or place to escape the toxic smog of a month's worth of bombs and rotting corpses under rubble. They're just continuing to empty out all of Uncle Sam's toys on the heads of dying people because they're sadistic murderers who like to see their food writhing. And it's not going to end.

I feel unhinged with pain. If it hadn't been for my three little rescue kittens climbing on my lap and headbutting me for petting, I would have gone back to the hospital and demanded they fry my brain again. Six weeks of gaving my memory ripped up like lettuce leaves and tossed like a salad earlier this year was such a terrifying experience that I swore I would never get that desperate again. But I'd take my memory being wiped clean to just never have to remember any of this again.

you don't understand i needed this out of my head urgently

"Yeah, I'd totally kiss Death. Right on the mouth, too."

"Ylthin, do you have any high-quality cute SFW art of your two gayboys?"

No, best I can do is some combination of shoddy meme redraw, NSFW or "Khonsu exhibits peak goblin behavior" gayboy art.

I'd post the "Freyr getting his head squished" one in full, as jank and bad as it is (perspective? never heard of 'em!) but I fear Tumblr will slap me with the NSFW label, so paired crops it is.

Happy Valentine's Day! 💙🐺

I have a personal fucking hatred toward Sneasel. I accidentally ran over a shiny Sneasel in Pokemon Violet while arguing about BUILDINGS IN PHILADELPHIA to Devlin (don't ask I don't remember the context). I wasn't looking as the screen and driving in circles, fuck just runs under the car-mon. Named it Philly after about 3 minutes of malding. Followed by getting back into Pokemon Go my first or second time in NY, 4* (perfect IV terms in PokeGo) Sneasel pops up. First 4* I've gotten (I have 4 now, new one is fkin Shuckle). Literal SAME FUCKING NIGHT, I got a shiny Sneasel. Oh hey guess what bitch downloaded Pokemon Cafe Remix cause I have way too much time on my hands with little to no energy to do something actually productive? It's meeeee. Anyway they had an event with not only just Sneasel, but Hisuian Sneasel. Guess what, you could get their shiny variants as well. I have all 4 now in that silly game. This thing will not leave me the fuck alone.

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 　ANON LOVE　 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Just wanted to stop by and share what I love about you and it's your art! I could probably ramble on and on and on about your art for pages and pages but only a smidgen of it would even be coherent, especially when writing about the way you draw Russia! And I can't remember the name of the AU, but that render of America standing under I think a sign in the desert? The lighting, the drama, and I'm not sure if you have fics too, but just from that image alone, I just know I would read the HECK out of that!! I also love your archaeology Jones blog and all the stuff I get to learn, something that has to be one of my favorite things about this fandom, thank you for being such a wonderful part of it!

Now spread the love! (But no pressure!) You can tag someone to say what you love about them, or if you're shy like me, drop some love as anon in their inbox! There's never too much love for us to share with each other 💖

so i've had this sitting in my inbox for nearly two weeks, trying to think of how to respond. nothing eloquent came. so i am thanking you from the bottom of my cringe-loving heart and here to spread some of that love in the most obnoxious way possible.

@ironicorange i can't not start with my goof squad, my beloved, my sunbeam. i love you lots, more than i can say. thank you for always letting me be in your dms with insane words and ideas, we both grow closer to delirium each day. watch your back you whore i'm going to steal your hands so i can one day draw like you.

@abbittheturtle my beloved irl bestie, this creature would be wayward without you. you are a fucking jewel and i will eat your art at every opportunity. also seeing you be happy in working with metal and jewelry has been amazing. i hope you continue to enjoy it! i'm wishing you love and luck with your move and good luck in our upcoming semester! i will be coming up there. this is a threat.

@temtamoo our romerica echo chamber and transatlantic 5g connection is so strong dude. your ideas are deep and your art is stunning, i love to hear from you always, regardless of the topic.

@artistically-hershie from late-night crazy au ideas to invading your workplace establishment to give you a soul-crushing hug, seeing messages from you so we can both be giggly and nuts is the best. also ugh, bro, teach me to draw.

@sunnysssol clown duo, clown twins, the dumbass squad. i will slobber for your oc and your art right here, right now. can i just say i specifically love how you color eyes. like bro!! the sol eye stare. trademark it.

@dusklikescats to you, who was one of my first more steadfast buddies after rejoining hetalia, i know you aren't into it much now, but i still light up seeing your messages. you have an energy unmatched and a contagious laugh.

@snackbar-chez-paro i drooled over your art for a long time dude and similar to miq, you became a fast friend. i always adore seeing your headcanons on discord even if you say wonderful things my tiny anglo brain doesn't always understand. you're awesome!

@irlusa you, good sir, are a fucking angel. and i will smooch you on the lips. stop living so far away!! i'm gonna fight the state. you are far kinder than you let yourself think and your art style is so fucking soft i'm gonna sleep on it.

@picturespurple-68 i'm sending you to the camps for revealing my classified secrets (code for i'm definitely going to watch more shows and movies with you someday). you are so very quick on your feet with ideas and always have fun ones to share. i could slurp up your writing like a fuckign smoothie it's so wonderful. i love our conversations and our hangouts.

there are so many more people i would love to ping but then this post would be far too long. return rebloggers and likers and people in my askbox, those whose posts i see on my dash and interact with, names i have come to recognize and associate with the crazy tunglrites, i salute you. and ily guys.

Goddamn, I’m so efficient I think I just turned myself on

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