Fuck fixing him, sitting in his lap could fix ME

Honestly not my favourite thing I've made considering I'm going absolutely FERAL for them, like gnawing at the metal bars of my enclosure type of feral

(Can you guys link me some fucking fanfics of them, I cant find ANYTHING not even smut, fluff or x reader 😭😭)

has anyone here concidered listening to whisper by jack staubers micropop on loop

The Pale Elf

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THis season will kill me. You don't understand how much I love this shit. Even the trailer made me cry do you see him hanging there??? Like a goddamn chandelier??? Warwick league of legends and Arcane I love you ever so dearly kissing him mwuah

☼☼ SOLARs MAGNIFICENT CATALOGUING OF TAGs (!!!!) ☼☼ (all added to the bottom of this post for navigating convenience! like the letter labels in a dictionary!! alphabetical order not guaranteed.)

[ THIS IS HARD TO READ ON LIGHT MODE!! if you opened it in another tab n it showed up with a white background, go here instead! ]

act 1: the sun is a deadly laser (i am, unfortunately, not.) >>> SELF TAGS! stuff that i made! or something like that! .. scribblings on the walls (text posts) // the deranged ramblings and annotations within the confines of my prison. .. solar.png (my art??) // patterns akin to primitive cave drawings. .. hammers this to the top of my enclosure (pinned/info stuff) // warnings, hazard signs, beware of dog, etc

act 2: empty plastic organization bins (chaos abounds in the lair) >>> SORTING TAGS! only my soul knows how i choose the tags for each post. i would say my heart, but that things squishy. bleh .. q (queue) // pronounced "kiu". what is going on with english. do i even want to know?? .. cool graphics tag (nice pictures) // visuals of any sort that i particularly like!! gif shitposts? best art ive seen in my lifetime?? Here Goes .. the divine compels to Art (inspo) // subset of cool graphics that i wish to consume- ahem. to study under a microscope and learn from! .. rattling metal bars with a stick (stimboards or gifs) // trakatrakatraka heheheheee .. HSFGDHJ (hsfgdhj) // cackling like the terrible gremlin that i am. no im not good at keysmashes, yes i always use this predetermined one .. see also: hall of fame (fav, the best ones) // i would frame these and put them in my wall if i had the guts to .. see also: fine china cabinet (hehehehe) // things that would go to hall of fame, but for Mysterious Reasons(tm) i am instead snatching to the Display of Shinies .. look at this later tag (remind me to do it..) // useful, interesting, and/or free stuff i want to come back to. sometimes just ideas .. distillate for gender extract (Gender,,,) // i am putting these in. the spirally overcomplicated glass tube thing and injecting the resulting compound into my bloodstream like some sort of wretched hrt .. gnawing the bars of my cage (WOOFWOOFBARKBARK /pos) // (I AM NOT BEING NORMAL ABOUT THIS) - you know how cats nibble the corner of things sometimes. yeah,, .. stares respectfully (something got in my eye ow gimme a sec) // like one would, standing at the edge of a grave. things i resonated with (unfortunately, Squishy Heart is at it again. FEELINGS (ack)!! GET THE BROOM!) .. rules to live by (good advice) // Wise Words from mad prophets. we are on this website after all

act 3: rng (random name generator) >>> SUBJECT TAGS! i like giving silly names to some of them. .. wild metal on the dash (metal sonic!!) // statistically, i purposely go search for them most of the time. sometimes he does be on my dash tho...... .. benrey spotted (temp tag,,) // confirmed gamer sightings .. cherry flavored halls (lil hal!!) // id swear there was a black and red type but eh. thats the next closest thing i guess .. hermit crabs and/or traffic cones (hermitcraft/traffic) // yay silly block people doing Crimes!!!! .. tango of the tek variety (tangotek) // you know the one and only .. honkhonk (sky:cotl) // HONKHONKHONKHONK (hi) .. the bl(orb)os (portal) // sometimes a guy is just spherical in nature. sometimes theres many of them! (mostly the cores, but also general portal tag)

act 4: There Might Be More!! I Probably Forgor! I Will Add Them Later!

Simon has at the very least THOUGHT about using inanimate objects to get off. When he'd first heard about the different methods like the banana peel, cantaloupe in the microwave, hell even a vacuum cleaner he'd just scoff. He can't believe how desperate people can be... Meanwhile, he's brainstorming of all the possible positions and places in the house he could fuck his folded up pillow next. So far his favorite is next to the window that gets him a nice view of his cute neighbor's backyard.

perv!simon i’m gnawing through the metal bars of my enclosure to get to you

c/w: pillowfucking, talks of dub-con, somnophiia, stalker!simon, perv!simon, breaking in, panty-stealing and panty-sniffing

he honestly has some nerve acting as though he’s better than these desperate people who fuck warmed-up fruit or household appliances. you’re one of them, simon

your pillow his pillow has a permanent crease down the middle from how often it gets folded in half and fucked full of his multiple loads. loves pinning it down to the windowsill so it’s at perfect waist height for him to jackhammer his hips into whilst watching you drink your morning coffee

it always jerks an orgasm out of him when you spot him at his window and give him that darling smile with a wave, completely oblivious to what he’s doing under the window

he’s not as bad as these losers because he’s not desperate, he tells himself. he could have you whenever he wanted. you’re only next door. he’d only have to wait until nightfall to climb in through your bedroom window that you always leave open. for bad men like him <3

he’d only have to count the bottle of melatonin pills next to your bed to figure out if you’d taken one for the night. and then once he has his answer, he’ll climb into your bed and play with your sleeping body

but he doesn’t want to do that. well, he does but he knows it would be so much better if you were awake, begging him for it the first time you make love <3

so he settles for taking the panties off that you were sleeping in before slinking back home to sniff them and jerk off until his cock is raw :(

*gnawing on the bars of my enclosure* please please please tell me more about distribution system Gaz, I promise I can be trusted with it *swallowing tetanus* I can be normal about him I swear *bending metal* I know how to behave

It's hard to explain the Gaz Distribution System without the understanding that Gaz is the Gaz Distribution System. He spots you on a Tesco run and decides you'd be a pretty thing to come home to. So he makes it happen. He checks the time, makes note of the street, where the nearest tube station is, bus stop, cafes, and comes back the next day. He waits to see you, and when you don't see him, he follows you a few blocks to see if he can figure out where you're going. He figures out what pub you go to with your coworkers on Fridays, and glances your credit card for a name when you pull it out to for the tab.

Gaz finds you, he knows you, before you ever see him coming. Your partner breaks up with you on a Sunday, it's completely out of the blue, and it absolutely shatters you. By Friday you barely feel up for after work drinks but your friends are so insistent about getting you out of the house that you relent. You're still a little misty eyed, your lip still wobbles when the wrong song comes over the pub's little speakers, but you stand at the bar to order, and Gaz sidles up beside you to do the same. You notice him --finally-- when he settles his hand on the bar next to you, bracketing you close to the wood as he leans just a little too close to catch the bar tender's attention.

You look up at him, and he must sense your attention because he looks at you and his smile falls into concern. He asks if you're ok, if someone's bothering you, no here let him buy you a drink, poor thing. He tells you that sometimes it's easier spilling your sorrows to a stranger, in a soft voice that drips with care. You're drawn in to him, and confess that you're recently heartbroken, that your friends are trying to cheer you up but everything reminds you of your partner. Gaz listens with a look of concern, hums at the appropriate places, and tells you he's so sorry, with such a genuine tone that you'd almost think he was apologizing for breaking you up(and how silly would that be! You don't even know this man, never seen him before in your life).

You wake up the next morning to an unsaved number texting you to ask if you got home alright, if you need any help getting rid of your ex's stuff, if you need any muscle to make sure they don't try anything to get back at you. You have to assume it's Gaz. But you don't remember giving him your number...

just went through ur entire biker!simon tag (about to go on a reblogging spree pls forgive me) and OUGH i have the most horrendous brainrot now thank u for the food u legend 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

also price on a harley im gnawing at the bars of my enclosure i actually want the whole biker!141 squad SO BAD.

omg thank u so so much!! and no omg ur reblogs are much appreciated!! nthn to fogive here <33

and ahhhhh im glad u have biker!simon brainrot toooo. it stays making me giggle n stuff so hhhhhh thank u guys sm for having fun w me as i write silly little aus <333

also! im definitely tryna complete a biker!141 instalment bc someone asked me about them and i just went bonkers in excitement!!!

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but just throwin out ideas here:

☃︎ soap and ghost have similar bikes, if not matchin yamahas. i feel like soap retains the colour of his bike from when he got it from the shop, but ghost def got one of his bikes wrapped (have u seen his mask? man likes flare!) (also ghost probably does have more than one bike teehee <33)

☃︎ im thinkin soap probably has a bright coloured bike… (it’s def a red yamaha hhhh god ik he’d look so good on it)

☃︎ price’s first bike meet was where he met alejandro and they def talked about their bikes (price’s was a harley and alejandro’s was a scout bobber), with alejandro offerin up ways to help fix price’s. (alejandro… on a scout bobber… god im on my knees thinking about it) (rudy’s was a harley too)

☃︎ kyle on a pretty, pretty suzuki. im torn between it being midnight blue or metallic blue. either ways, it’s fuckin’ blue and fuck does he look like a god on it

☃︎ soap’s place is the centre point between all of them so it’s an unspoken rule that they all get to use and access his garage

☃︎ kyle often has to take over for soap when they’re all fixin up their bikes (like either before a rally or after, or even just for fun?? is thay fun?) it’s not like soap doesn’t know how to, but it’s just that kyle’s a nerd and soap likes relyin’ on him anyway

☃︎ you’re their (unofficially shared) backpack princess. whenever the squad takes their bikes to ride towards a similar location, simon and you always get flanked by his friends. soap and kyle are behind him, with price driving at the very front. because this way, you’re as safe and as protected as you can be <33

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… ok but whys that last brainworm making me feral

Since y’all are talking about hot professors. You know what would be a hot AU? Professor! Ghost au.

Now, sometimes a student and professor relationship is bad, buuuuttttt… I have no reason on why it can be good.

Just imagine ghost walking in with a three piece suit on with those slutty man glasses. You know the ones that have the thin metal round frames. He has that deep British accent. Practically everyone wants to fuck him. Not even to get an advantage in the class, they just wanna taste. When you go to office hours for help, you have to hype yourself up. He always calls you “darling”, “love”, or “doll.” When you answer a question right or finally start to understand the material he tells you “good girl.”

This shit has been brewing in my head for MONTHS. I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT OR I’M GONNA GO CRAZY

Also y’all are lucky with your good looking professors😒 I’m jealous lol

I am GNAWING at the BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE aka the prison that is my mind and the fact that we’ll never have this ?? fucking imagine oh my god.

what a crime it is that it’s 3:30 am on a saturday night and I’m laying alone in my bed instead of recovering from getting railed dumb by PROFESSOR RILEY. professor riley?! goodness!

did you see the audio link that was posted in the reply to another ask? bestie. whatever you do, absolutely definitely do not listen to it imagining it being professor riley.

writer friends, I am begging—💳💥💳💥. please, someone make this happen or send me a link if someone already has!! we all need it !!

The mipy.. the skimby skumbo skurgle. I am currently chewing on him and throwing him in a blender and dipping him in milk and throwing him against the wall and watching him slowly slide down the wall. I want to make him listen to vocaloid and and put him in pajamas. I'm not even gnawing at the bars of my enclosure anymore I've escaped. I've chewed through the metal and I'm running rampant in the local town

(The mipy skimby skumbo skurgle in question v)

the lack of park jisung fics on here is criminal. SEND HARD THOUGHTS ABOUT ANDY PLS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I NEED JWI SO BAD YALL DONT UNDERSTAND IM GNAWING AT THE METAL BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY METAL ENCLOSURE OOOOOOOH

angel crowley!

i need to draw her again tomorrow. i am gnawing on the metal bars of my enclosure. let me kiss her on the MOUTH

(after i draw her again im gonna try to draw angel aziracrow. AHUHAGUGHHHAHHHUHUAHUHAUH)

⋆༺ MY TUMBLR :3 ༻⋆

༺ Hello! My name is KC (she/her), and this is my blog! ༻

༺ I love most films and music I consume. I scarcely have a bone of critique in my body, to be honest - and my personal favourites lists suffer as a result. That’s why I started this blog! Alongside the John Waters movies, I enjoy a good mix of 70s, 00s and misc. metal music: Cannibal Corpse, P!ATD, Korn, Simon & Garfunkel…

I've never actually watch a lot of the films I know of, usually my dad watched them and I just hear him repeat the notable parts. Most of the films I choose to watch are bad because my process consists of falling in love with ugly old men and looking up their repertoire in post. I also can't handle actually watching beautiful cinematic films because I will go lizard brain and starting gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.

༺ I welcome you to join my little pursuit here as a mutual - and I thank you for exploring this corner of the simblr! I hope to see you on my dashboard soon. ฅ^.⩊.^ฅ ༻

Pls watch “For Ellen”! I think U wuld fall in love w Joby

I'VE ALREADY WATCHED IT ASFAKALAFAFAGDDGAFLLAVDBWR[F ADLHSDKJFHWFSDHJKLANFKLNANFALGN ADLGSPM,,MMM OMGGP LEASEEEEEEEEEEE HELP

Ok, so I loved the movie and was foaming at the mouth the entire time. Literally gnawing at the bars of my iron enclosure. I was screaming, crying, throwing up, and gyrating on the floor. Joby Taylor could kick me in the teeth and I would simply apologize for angering him. Anyways, Paul Dano as a metal rockstar divorced dad literally had me DROOLING...

I mean, guys...I handled the movie normally. The entire time I paid attention to the plot. The plot was so good. I loved how the plot was tall...greasy...handsome...really into rock and metal music...wore jewelry...

Um...

Anyways, who's this person in the gif? Oh, is that Joby Taylor? Haha, I uh...I didn't even know that. I was too focused watching the plot of the movie to even notice him. Haha, I guess he's kind of cute, yk, if you like rockstars. If that's your type then yeah, he's pretty attractive...

(I need him so bad I'm literally barking)