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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
#warm up#this isn't good#writeblr#this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3#but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker#and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS#the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt#and medical debt#i will put that first little bit of cash#into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option#but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver#oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs
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Steve and Eddie get a little studio apartment in the queer section of the city, by virtue of Steve getting hired as the building’s handyman. Half the residents are drag queens and there are RULES.
They can flirt with Steve all day long. Eddie (literally) will hiss and spit like a jealous cat, all red faced and pouting, which is INCREDIBLY entertaining. While the flirting is harmless, Steve’s pleased smile about how possessive Eddie is over him can melt the most cynical old queen’s heart. (They all think a lil “you’re welcome, Steve” for getting Eddie all riled up ever night.)
However, anyone who flirts with Eddie better be prepared. Steve’s glare is cold and cutting, and the silence after is worse. And if you piss him off enough, Steve is all for revenge. Better hope your toilet does clog or your sink keeps draining. Worst case is he’ll MAKE issues for you, until you make it up to him. And the only way to do that is to go support Eddie’s underground metal band and spend your hard earned money on his merch. (Eddie thinks Steve being a stone cold jealous bitch is hot.)
#steddie#shush mal#Steve’s a good sport 98% of the time tho#just don’t hit on his boy#Steve’s also the only one they can get into drag#Eddie refuses bcs he’s wrapped up in his big tough metal head persona still#they’ll get him eventually
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set after leafpool dies, before the bonus scene w jayfeather dealing w that grief gets resolved. guess who was bitter over a certain cardboard character bitch not being included in that
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#welcome to my blog where i *gets hit on the head by an anvil and i fall to hell*#do NOT underestimate lionblaze fans. there are five of them and theyre all fucking stupid#warrior cats#lionblaze#leafpool#squirrelflight#hollyleaf#jayfeather#to the anons in my inbox this is why i havent responded am sorry... will get to u guys when im done w this monster#art#im also having a lot of trouble figuring out the alt text for this. if anyone wants to help itd be greatly appreciated T_T#added ID in alt text! ty curlfeatherstar!!!!! (made a few minor adjustments since that is still in fact leaf in the third image-#squilfs walking towards her!)
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Stories loooove to have someone get hit over the head and dramatically pass out but no one ever wants to the deal with the concussion that comes afterward
#don’t get me wrong I also love watching someone dramatically pass out#big fun#but like. I do think it’s funny that people get hit so hard on the head they pass out soo much in fiction#but no one ever gets a concussion from it#they just wake up tied up or something but other than that they’re cool#Sophia is speaking
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They WHAT
THEY FUCKING
WHAT
#every time I check on the og water rating post I get hit over the head with some cursed information
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trailblazer makes a wikihow on how to become a raccoon
they commission gepard to do the art
#im doing the reqs out of order now apparently#this one hit me like a truck#i couldnt get the vision out of my head#therere defs more steps i just had to restrain myself#honkai star rail#trailblazer#tiny itty bitty#march 7th#dan heng#gepard#he put himself in as a bystander#doodle#my art#this took a stupid amount of time#gepards artstyle is so far out of my comfort zone omg
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It's alright
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#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd fanart#our flag means death#“I am a brave boy and will NOT cry while getting reference screenshots of Ed” he said.#*barely manages to hit Win+Shift+S through the fucking tears*#I'm sorry but this is the only decent OFMD fanart I got in me for now#I'm shit at drawing people with faces/head and I still gotta learn and find a style but god knows the gay pirates are gonna help me practic#I still need to recover from this scene- this episode- this season- this show goddamnit#ngl at first I liked how I drew Ed's hair but the more I look at it now the less I like it >:C#did I forget to post this? no nope nuh uh I don't know what you're talking about#this absolutely blew up on twitter- lowkey hope tumblr dot com likes it too :>#ed teach#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd s2e8#tw blood#blood#akans art
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rare and endangered
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#team fortress 2#spy#spycrab#z art#z flash#hon hon hon!#i got the urge to do some pixel art again lately and all of a sudden this popped into my head#i'll never get tired of how much fun spy has when he spycrabs#he spycrabs when he dances!#it's so cute#just a snobby and occasionally silly man#giant enemy spycrab#hit his weakpoint for massive damage
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ppl seem to like the idea of harry courting draco or harry doing big public displays of affection to ask him out (think promposals). but i feel like he'd be so awkward at dating. he doesn't quite know what to do with or show physical and emotional affection, the weasleys give him bad advice on romance, he's also oblivious when ppl are interested in him.
what he does have is earnestness and determination - he makes the first move on accident, just bursts out his feelings, brave and embarrassed.
draco knows all about courting and respects tradition, but he's not the type to make the first move (not anymore at least, not like when he was a kid, where running to his parents for safety and comfort was a luxurious option). he's calculating and weighs his options - what if he confesses but harry doesn't like him? what if he confesses and harry DOES like him? what if harry likes him, but doesn't like dating him? he's more hesitant and guarded with his feelings, but is more likely to show his affection towards loved ones.
harry asks him out in the middle of a conversation, just because he loves watching how passionate draco gets about something he loves. even after weeks of dating, draco insists on courting him the "proper way", showering him with gifts, writing letters that make harry blush, leaving loving post-its all over harry's home and work desk, delivering anonymous flowers, publicly asking if he can escort harry home (they're both embarrassed). he's touchy feely too, which harry isn't used to, but physical contact becomes easy and second nature now with draco. harry doesn't quite get the courting, yet still loves it.
harry: you already have me, draco 😊😆
draco: i still want to woo you though 🥹😤
#harry is earnest and determined in life but always had a bigger responsibility to be a hero#romance and physical affection are just kinda like. there in the back of his head#still trying to figure out what he wants and trying to express that#yet he's also touch starved and touch deprived#draco knows exactly what he wants but w/out $ and status he doesn't know how to get it#he's a very prideful person who takes a bad hit and gets humbled and becomes a better yet still prideful person#anyway this is supposed to be a cute idea of drarry courting ways#fics where harry figures out what he wants bc he's never wanted before >>>#drarry#harry potter#draco malfoy#drarry blurb#drarry headcanons#writing
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gentle mornings
#alternatively titled - when your papas have the audacity to cuddle without you#kazurei#buddy daddies#i like to think they didnt really do cuddles much except when rei has a rough night and kazukis warmth and safety is the only thing that#can let him get rid of the anxiety and nightmares#he wouldnt ask for it#it would be kazuki dragging him to bed at first#rei reluctantly but in his weakened will the times hes slept together with miri and kazuki has been the times hes somehow always#managed to go out like a light as soon as his head hits the pillow#even he himself doesnt understand and he doesnt attempt to and he doesnt realise#that its safety and warmth and protection and peace#and thats the only reason he would let himself be dragged to bed#but#eventually when you have had the taste of something so good in the place of chilling nightmares and restless darkness that feels no less#safer than the light#your heart becomes indulgent#and rei will gently and wordlessly ask for an invite to the warmth again#its fulfilling and blissful when the three of them are together#but with just kazukis body enveloping him against the night its a different kind of comfort. even in his sleep he would clutch onto it#thats a tangent right there huh.....anyway. miri would be absolutely betrayed in the morning when she finds them snuggled up#she gets her cuddle time with her papas too then#one big pile of a warm and happy family#yes this is pre relationship yes they would do that yes it is possible#if you got this far thanks i guess jajdjfjs ill hopefully colour this soon but i dont know really so im putting it up here#my art
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a little morning pick-me-up
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A morning on the way to Baldur's Gate. The party booked themselves into an inn and enjoyed real beds, hot baths, and privacy for the first time since the Nautiloid.
Gale and Mayhew shared a room, of course. They were filled with the relief of surviving the shadows and the glow of finally getting together, so their private room was probably a blessing for the whole party, honestly.
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This was some ascended anatomy practice! Referenced some great stock from @null-entity.
#some people speed run the galemance but i played it as the world's longest slow burn#act 1 was fuuull of uneven feelings and perceived unrequited feelings and slow-building respect#mayhew was immediately down bad & suffering after the weave scene. Plus Gale's lukewarm reaction to flirting felt like people-pleasing#gale slowly emerged from his depression hole much later and only then caught real feelings - but the orb put paid to acting on them#so in my game they simply had a very loaded laden-with-unspoken-feelings friendship until near the end of act 2#they got like one (1) week of happiness before the horrors of act 3 hit. starting with Mayhew getting unwillingly astral tadpole'd#it's tragic and i love it#also: chubby gale. tumblr do you see my vision#mayhew sees my vision#please also appreciate mayhew's bed head and the too-big-for-gnomes dishware. i chuckled about those#my art#mayhew#gale dekarios#gnome tav#gale x tav#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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i think larry butz could defeat kristoph due to his power of being in the center of consant chaos yet being 100% uneffected. phoenix is in the centre of a whirlpool - larry, the eye of a storm
kristoph couldnt even touch larry he tries to poison his food larry trips the food flies out onto his canvas, larry is now inspired and makes money off of new art
if phoenix gets shot, he just kinda shrugs it off. kristoph hires sniper for larry? he ducks down to look @ a worm at just the right time, the bullet somehow rickoshets, hitting the sniper's gun
larry defeats kristoph by being such a force of chaos, that kristoph cannot predict 1 single thing larry does. tries to hire assiassin - honeypot special, for the first time in his life larry has sworn of romantic or sexual relationships to focus on himslef
also... i think phoenix should have sicced larry on kristoph to defeat him... the perfect plan.
#ace attorney#ace attorney 4 spoilers#larry butz#phoenix wright#kristoph gavin#THE THING TO UNDERSTAND#is that phoenix and larry are both lucky/unlucky#but in different ways!#larry's in wrong place wrong time wrong life#but he is untouched#a car crash behind him#the car somehow bounces over his head perfectly#phoenix meanwhile is just nigh invunrable#litterally gets hit by a car#sent 30ft headfirst into a pole and has only a spraind ankle#two different types of chaos-luck#and THATS why they're buds
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Eddie Munson TikTok Saga: Christmas Decorations Edition
Eddie post a Tiktok in their kitchen of him and Steve. You can tell they just came in from outside because Steve is making them hot chocolate. Steve asks what he’s doing and Eddie tells him that people are ragging on him for being over-protective in his comments so he needs to provide a point. Then he asked, “How many concussions have you had?”
“Including before 1983?”
“Before-“ Eddie stopped himself, “Just after ‘83.”
“Uh, five, I think?” Steve shrugged. Then after the a very worried look from Eddie, “Oh, yeah. You don’t know about one of them. Gareth swore me to secrecy. Oops.”
“I- we’re going to circle back. But - but how many altogether?”
“Seven.”
“Oh my god.”
Then video cuts to Eddie looking very stressed out, “Babe, why don’t you ask Buckley to help you?”
“Robin would die!”
“Oh my god, it’s the klutz leading the clumsy here.”
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#taking the liberty to assume that Steve is going to get hit in the head in season five so five concussions including the one gareth gave him#Eddie: I could help you?#Steve: last time you helped you made a pentagram out of my garland#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#Eddie Munson Tiktok Saga
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Danny: All billionaires are evil
Red Robin: Not all of them :(
Red Robin: Bruce Wayne donates a lot of money to charity and actively tries to fight against crime in the ways civilian can
Danny: I will bet you $20 here and now that he has a secret lair under his rich guy mansion
Red Robin:
Red Robin: wtf
Danny: Its a thing! The mayor in my hometown is a billionaire rich guy who's secretly a supervillian and he has one! I bet Brucie has a hidden passageway or two that leads to his. There's so many metas in this dimension, who's to say he's not one of them.
Red Robin: This dimension??? Are you not from here
Danny:
Danny: *running away* You'll never take me alive!!!
#dp x dc#danny phantom#danny fenton#Batman#detective comics#red robin#tim drake#danny casually hitting nails on the head#tim is concerned#does he know????#Tim imma put a pin in that for now Drake#wont take him alive#get it?#cause hes dead
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Heavy and medic kiss? ❤️
so this may or may not surprise you but i dont draw people kissing often... so here is my. best attempt? yes. here you go 👍
#response#tf2#team fortress 2#medic tf2#heavy tf2#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#when i say thumbs up emoji i mean that one image of pyro#i need to get out of my own head and just hit the post button#sasha and the medigun are not paid actors#spin off series where sasha and the medigun go on a date#valve can trust me with their creative properties nothing bad will happen if they trust me with their creative properties#heeheehoohoohoo
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